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Jenisom96:
The guy is cute and you are pretty. In fact, you guys look cool and good to .......So with the power vested on me as the chief priest of Amadioha shrine in Enugu-agidi, I hereby join both of you on this day 19th of November 2017 as Husband and Wife. Wish you both happy married life cos what Amadioha joins together no mortal can put asunder.
Gazie nu piaruwazie oku!!!

Stealing is not the only corruption I know: When someone wants his brother to di..ck another man's daughter when they do not have the intention; it is also called corruption.

Bro. Abeg, no think go there oooo. Be thanking God she saved your body from thorough beating and your cash from bail expenses.

The Lady and the guy after the reschedule

Days back I made an Exclamatory post about SARS; The Special Anti-Robbery Squad, and some of you were eager to know what happened.... Please read down....

The young man with me here approached me for his Sim upgrade to MTN 4GLTE Network, after some checks I found out that his device (phone) is compatible to 4G.

I walked him to the office, offered him a seat and equally gave him the Sim upgrade form to fill. it wasn't up-to 2mns these SARS men appeared and asked the guy to stand and follow them... and the guy asked Sir what did do? Be4 he could finish the question they slapped him and ordered him to give them his phone... Please zoom the pictures and see how red one of his eye is after the slap..

At first with that shock I couldn't move.. I was like maybe this bobo don comit b4 e come here o.. It was after when the words of Ambassador SUKUBO SARA-IGBE SUKUBO( as NYCN executive in the grass root, your sole aim is to defend and protect the Youths and not to be against them) struck my mind,and as a yellow Army Soldier, that was when I recovered from the shock and ran after them.

Me; Ah Ah what's going on Sir what has he done?
SARS; he's running.. We saw him following you and running
Me; running from what I brought him here for his sim upgrade can't you see the form he's holding
SARS; this geh oya comot for here
Me(in my mind) comot for wia. Na so dem dey comot? You be SARS my brother na CAPTAIN o
SARS; comot for here you no dey hear?
Me; Sir no he didn't do anything he came to Upgrade his sim..

So one asked for the form I gave him, he went through it and then took us to the Oga.. The Oga then asked..
Oga; MTN geh where are you from?
Me; Sir this boy did not do anything o he came to upgrade his sim and your men....
Oga; (laughed) did I asked you to explain what he did? Where are you from?
Me; sorry sir Am from Abua
Oga; and you came all the way from Abua to come and upgrade his Sim, when will you upgrade my own too
Me; (smiled) sir if your phone is compatible I can do it now
Oga; I use Nokia phone so u can't do it.. Hey( to one of his men) give them the phone..
Me; thank you Sir!

The guy turned to me and said. Babe thank you oo if no be you na so dam for don carry me go ooo

We all know that the reason for the creation of this force is to bridge unemployment gap but to be honest some of those employed are thieves.... Seriously they are... Christ! Still recovering from the shock sha..
God keep us safe from the hands of these people! Amen oo

God bless yellow army soldier
God bless NYCN( we build the youth, build the Nation and Maintain the Elders)

I NEED IT TOO.... dajulee4life@yahoo.com

VERY URGENT RECRUITMENT

Thomas Consulting Ltd, is a new firm expecting commencing finance consultancy services in Nigeria. We are expecting to hiring graduates of Finance, Economics, Accounting, Management, Marketing, and Sociology for various positions across the country (36 state).

Positions include:
1. Manager

2. Assistant Manager

3. Secretary

4. Finance Analyst

5. Accountant

6. Auditors

7. Social Analyst

8. Marketer

9. Statistician

10. Economist (Portfolio manager).

Job Requirements (Skills and Education)

1. Must be a graduate of a tertiary institution (Good first degree and a masters would be added advantage).
2.Must have completed NYSC
3. The andidate must have experience in the business of Consultancy.
4. Ability to manage complex work flows, and multi-task under pressure and on deadline.
5. You must be resident in the state you indicated.
6. Strong interpersonal skills and an ability to build rapport with customers.
7. Hardworking with a strong work ethic.
8. Ability to meet and exceed goals, build relationship and great teamwork skills
9. Must be computer literate MS Packages (Accountant must have knowledge of Accounting Software).
10. Good communication and Reporting Skill.
11. Good Knowledge of the Financial Market
12. Budgeting and Portfolio Management (for Financial analyst).
13. Financial Articulation
14. Smart and Intelligent
15. All candidates must have 2-6 years experience on the job applied for.

GENERAL REQUIREMENT
Your degree must be relevant to the position you applied (This is the basis of our first screening).

Remuneration is very attractive (Salary +commission).

HOW TO APPLY:
Interested and qualified persons should please send their CV with a Cover letter to Thomasmiriam001@gmail.com using the JOB TITLE AND THE PLACE you wish to work as SUBJECT of your email. For Example (STATISTICIAN , ABUJA).
Application closes on the 30th October, 2017. Interview to commence first week of November.

NOTE:
This is urgent, however, only applicants who meet the requirement will be shortlisted for interview: Interview will begin immediately after the closing date. Hence, be prepared.

VERY URGENT RECRUITMENT

Thomas Consulting Ltd, is a new firm expecting commencing finance consultancy services in Nigeria. We are expecting to hiring graduates of Finance, Economics, Accounting, Management, Marketing, and Sociology for various positions across the country (36 state).

Positions include:
1. Manager

2. Assistant Manager

3. Secretary

4. Finance Analyst

5. Accountant

6. Auditors

7. Social Analyst

8. Marketer

9. Statistician

10. Economist (Portfolio manager).

Job Requirements (Skills and Education)

1. Must be a graduate of a tertiary institution (Good first degree and a masters would be added advantage).
2.Must have completed NYSC
3. The andidate must have experience in the business of Consultancy.
4. Ability to manage complex work flows, and multi-task under pressure and on deadline.
5. You must be resident in the state you indicated.
6. Strong interpersonal skills and an ability to build rapport with customers.
7. Hardworking with a strong work ethic.
8. Ability to meet and exceed goals, build relationship and great teamwork skills
9. Must be computer literate MS Packages (Accountant must have knowledge of Accounting Software).
10. Good communication and Reporting Skill.
11. Good Knowledge of the Financial Market
12. Budgeting and Portfolio Management (for Financial analyst).
13. Financial Articulation
14. Smart and Intelligent
15. All candidates must have 2-6 years experience on the job applied for.

GENERAL REQUIREMENT
Your degree must be relevant to the position you applied (This is the basis of our first screening).

Remuneration is very attractive (Salary +commission).

HOW TO APPLY:
Interested and qualified persons should please send their CV with a Cover letter to Thomasmiriam001@gmail.com using the JOB TITLE AND THE PLACE you wish to work as SUBJECT of your email. For Example (STATISTICIAN , ABUJA).
Application closes on the 30th October, 2017. Interview to commence first week of November.

NOTE:
This is urgent, however, only applicants who meet the requirement will be shortlisted for interview: Interview will begin immediately after the closing date. Hence, be prepared.

VERY URGENT RECRUITMENT

Thomas Consulting Ltd, is a new firm expecting commencing finance consultancy services in Nigeria. We are expecting to hiring graduates of Finance, Economics, Accounting, Management, Marketing, and Sociology for various positions across the country (36 state).

Positions include:
1. Manager

2. Assistant Manager

3. Secretary

4. Finance Analyst

5. Accountant

6. Auditors

7. Social Analyst

8. Marketer

9. Statistician

10. Economist (Portfolio manager).

Job Requirements (Skills and Education)

1. Must be a graduate of a tertiary institution (Good first degree and a masters would be added advantage).
2.Must have completed NYSC
3. The andidate must have experience in the business of Consultancy.
4. Ability to manage complex work flows, and multi-task under pressure and on deadline.
5. You must be resident in the state you indicated.
6. Strong interpersonal skills and an ability to build rapport with customers.
7. Hardworking with a strong work ethic.
8. Ability to meet and exceed goals, build relationship and great teamwork skills
9. Must be computer literate MS Packages (Accountant must have knowledge of Accounting Software).
10. Good communication and Reporting Skill.
11. Good Knowledge of the Financial Market
12. Budgeting and Portfolio Management (for Financial analyst).
13. Financial Articulation
14. Smart and Intelligent
15. All candidates must have 2-6 years experience on the job applied for.

GENERAL REQUIREMENT
Your degree must be relevant to the position you applied (This is the basis of our first screening).

Remuneration is very attractive (Salary +commission).

HOW TO APPLY:
Interested and qualified persons should please send their CV with a Cover letter to Thomasmiriam001@gmail.com using the JOB TITLE AND THE PLACE you wish to work as SUBJECT of your email. For Example (STATISTICIAN , ABUJA).
Application closes on the 30th October, 2017. Interview to commence first week of November.

NOTE:
This is urgent, however, only applicants who meet the requirement will be shortlisted for interview: Interview will begin immediately after the closing date. Hence, be prepared.

greenstar:
Hello good morning house...
I need an article to be rewritten and thoroughly overhauled.
Drop your numbers.
Payments :N2 a word

YOU SHOULD HAVE DROPPED YOUR OWN PHONE NUMBER... THOUGH THE PRICE PER WORD IS TOO SMALL, BUT WE CAN NEGOTIATE ANYWAY.... SEND ME UR CONTACT LET ME CALL FOR RE-PRICING AND STARTING ASAP.

I AM A FREELANCER.
THANKS

Nigerian police is nothing to write home about.
IMAGINE!!!!!!!!

Nigerian police is nothing to write home about.
IMAGINE!!!!!!!!

It has been reported this morning that the suspected ritualist and killer of 13years old Victoria has escape police detention in Rivers State.

Source: Nigeria Info 92.3 PORTHARCOURT

This is the viral video of the beating and stripping of a one chance driver in Abuja.

The guy who wore a yellow shirt was thought to be the one who slapped the criminal, but instead he was the one who felt the slap and fall into the gutter.

Really funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7U9_zlvNPQ

They look alike really.

Waoooo......

My friend (Victor) who posted this Matching photo is an Ikwerre boy who lives in Portharcourt, and we all know YEMI BLAQ; a popular Nollywood actor from Yoruba:

He Said They Look Alike.

I think there are always two people who look alike in this world. Because this resemblance is too striking to believe that they are not even from same state, talkless of same parents:

Except......................... I didn't say anything ooooo

modelmike7:
......... what was your Oga Jonathan doing for 6 years that he cant help you clear the oil spill, instead they were all busy looting money......dont worry Buhari will clear the mess soon...PMB TILL 2023

THANK YOU, NOW CAN WE GO BACK TO THE CERTIFICATE ISSUE?

modelmike7:
I LOVE MY PRESIDENT

YOU SEE YOUR LIFE? YOU STILL LOVE THIS PRESIDENT, YET YOU STILL HATE SATAN. YOU NEED TO PRAY FOR FORGIVENESS.

ALWAYS TRYING TO PLAY THE "SAINT". Buhari is a shame.


Abeg, oil spill wan finish us oo. How we wan take survive?

As for me I'm still looking for a stronger word that can pour a smelly odour on Buhari.

Really funny look.

I saw this photo some days ago, and I have been wondering what Saraki and Sanusi would be saying in their heart as they watch Buhari pray. But are both of them not suppose to be praying too?

After Searching the Internet, I found that Zahra Buhari is the fourth person to celebrate an event with the Cinderella-Themed Royal Ball Cake.

From the price of others who used the cake to celebrate birthdays and marriage anniversary, the cake cost about $65,000 (Sixty five thousand Dollars). That is about N31, 200.000 (Thirty one million, two hundred thousand naira). That is really expensive in this recession, and the fight against corruption, and wasteful spending.

But from who's pocket is this money paid?

Ambode be like, "Sir, have you seen them?
Ahmed be like, "yea, thats Zahra and her father Buhari "
Tinubu be like, "That one? I will deal with him in 2019"
Ribadu be like, "Where are they?"
Loool.. Na joke ooooo

Where is the Wailers Chairman, come online pls, we have a new member..... Give him a form, but not for free.[/quote]I think the last available form was given to Aisha Buhari.......

This is what a former APC Zombie wrote:
1. I defended Buhari when he made comments of 95%, and 5%.
2. I defended Buhari when he removed the subsidy that he campaigned against its removal during GEJ admin.
3. I defended Buhari when he said he belong to nobody and he belongs to everybody.
4. I defenfed Buhari when he was accused of copying Obama's speech.
5. I defended Buhari when he was travelling round the world.
6. I defended Buhari when he sent Security agents to stop BBOG goup on protesting.

Indeed, I have defended Buhari a lot in these few months. But today, having watched the video of "THE OTHER ROOM", I am announcing that I GIVE UP on defending the UNDEFENDABLE.

BUHARI HAS JUST LOST A DEFENDER ..... PLS, I NEED A WAILING FORM.
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Where is the Wailers Chairman, come online pls, we have a new member..... Give him a form, but not for free.

We have all read from many sources that Buhari has canceled his trip to Ogoni-land, but no reason was given.

I think without publicizing his reason, a reasonable heart can easily figure it out. You will recall that the Niger Delta Avengers have earlier warned the President not to visit their land. They Emphasized that 'if the president fails to listen to their warnings then, he should prepare his military for war on that day.' This was a warning the Niger Delta Avengers issues yesterday.

I THINK THE PRESIDENT HAS CANCELED HIS TRIP BECAUSE OF THW THREAT BY THE NIGER DELTA AVENGERS.

IF THIS IS UNTRUE, THEN, WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK MIGHT BE THE REASON

Change is touching everyone

Please can someone help me explain what this girl is doing with that stuff?

I am so so proud of Doncan mighty for doing this.
other Celebrities should follow suite, and Nigeria will be a better place.

DaJulee:
A photo speak a thousand words. This photo may be saying the fact.

God help Nigeria masses.

A photo speak a thousand words. This photo may be saying the fact.

I thought Kate was more matured.



Matured people will ignore.


But why is she pained over those simple words?

Well, we have more fuel problem to deal with than these.