₦airaland Forum

Pascal9:
I'm not impressed, too local, maybe 500k

It is actually 100k. I am not here to impress you..

Go show it to your Solar engineer so you can cry more about your poverty. You are in trouble.

Saskay44:
Single at 30 waytin una use una 20s do

In their 20s, them still dey hot. Their dream man gets six packs, handsome, rich, tall, fair/dark smells like roses.

When you tell them about marriage immediately after school, they will tell you they want to explore (enjoy life). In fact, the worst time to ask a lady for her number is the day she is graduating or convocating. She go snub you eh, e go be like say you wear back of cloth.

If you are asking them out and they want to get rid of you forever, they will tell you they are engaged.

4 years later, Relationship status on Facebook- 'It's complicated'.

After all the shakara, the reality dawns on them really hard and fast. They realise that nothing really dey outside.

Another 4 years later, they become very nice and homely, at that time they are nearing 40 and the biological clock is ticking fast. Shiloh becomes their second home. Online relationship counselling becomes their favourite pastime. They are begging internet match-makers for suitors.

Whatever you do as a man, improve yourself everyday, you will become an attractant for many and then you can pick who you want.

I respect ladies who finish school immediately and settle down, especially the beautiful ones.

Pascal9:
then get ready to be taxed, besides how many people have million talkles of 15 million, but I know you are lying sha.

If you believe or not. It changes nothing. Na you get your mind. Na me get my facts.

Poverty don twist Una brain, sotey Una think say everybody dey the same level with Una.

When I was a little innocent boy of 6 years. I usually wondered what the church meant by giving offerings to God.

I thought that after church service or mass, the pastor takes all the money into a sacred chamber, locks himself and the money in there and pray fervently until all the monies start evaporating to heaven.

Na when I hear fela song, I come know say pastors and Imams dey chopulate our money for mouth.

Poor, innocent me.

Cable index na fake statistics merchants normally.

They are trying to be Stastisense so badly but they get their figures from Temu.

seborrhic:
Stop typing rubbish.
Nothing can compare to electricity from the power grid,financially,functionally and efficiency wise.
There are lots of things your solar cannot do,unless your energy consumption is for light and small appliances.
Even when the inverter breaks down,changing it imvolves a big outlay,unlike electricity where you pay on a monthly basis.
They should just give everybody prepaid metre with regular supply,then nigerians will learn how to manage their units to reduce the financial burden.
It's only very big industries like Dangote,PZ,flour mills etc,that can afford to generate sufficient power from high MW yielding sources that can conveniently do without the National power grid.
Solar panels on household scale cannot be a stand alone,even if you like spend 30m.

You have serious interests in Power economy. I know..

You have been warned DISCOs will struggle in the next 20 years..

In the past 5 years there has been an exponential growth on Nigerians embracing solar. Drive around and look at the roofs everywhere, even in ghetto areas.

People will ask you DISCOs to go FYS in the near future when you bring your crazy bills and raise your tariffs.

My house in my hometown is completely off-grid. All the important points that I need to power are functional. TVs, inverter-friendly AC, small fan, lights and a small fridge.

I have told your NEPA guys to come take away your useless meter and wires.

People are dumping DISCOs and installing Solar.

My village was without light for 5 years. I spent N5 million installing solar in my house in the village and gave the DISCOs a middle finger.

I will be spending N15 million this year to have my office go off-grid.

In the next 20 years, DISCOS will struggle to stay afloat, more people will dump them, and they will increase bills, layoff staffs and reduce power distribution to stay afloat.

Those who still patronize them will pay the fee of those who have dumped them to go off-grid.


Write these words on stone for future reference.

Sirseedorf:
I inherited a character of not borrowing money from anyone, I'd rather sort it out on my own, this I inherited from mum, and i easily let go of something if it's detrimental to my peace.

I inherited not being social from my dad, he doesn't like being disturbed while sleeping or when he's in comfort zone, me too am not kinda social person. Though am trying to overcome it because it's affecting my relationship.

It shouldn't affect anything. You are who you are. Not being social shouldn't rob you of any relationship.

If the lady is looking for a social bird, let her go out there, there are many people like that- Tom, d1ick and harry. She can go find them in clubs and bars.

The lady who understands you and want a reserved man will find you.

Don't change your social attitude for any relationship else you will struggle. I learnt this the hard way.

Bulleye:
The great exodus from the Obidient Movement has begun. Patriotic Nigerians are deserting it.

Ok Adamu.

Na you go still cry las las

Sharpsharp00123:
that's future impossible tense.

As it is now, Tinubu will win 2027 election n now that south south have alligned they will b VP in 2031 to a northern president and same favour will b returned in 2039.

Tinubu - 2031 ( with south south support)
North/south south - 2031-2039( with south west support)
South south/North - 2039-------(with south west support).


The only thing that can make an Ibo man become president soonest is if tinubu should lose in 2027, once Tinubu wins then forget it bro south south will produce d next southern president

Dey there dey strong pari with hateroline inside your blood stream. You no even sure say you go see 2027.

Bulleye:
The mask is off the Obidient Movement. It is an evil movement.

Cry more.

Factcheck0001:
shebi after that he will become d president of Lagos n Abuja

Even with this your pictorial bulabarian propaganda, we still vote Peter Obi inside UI polling units. Agberoes get sense pass us wey dey UI? No.

Wa sukun!

Ol boy, Nigerians gullible well well o. Even the so-called educated ones.

E be like say na to go buy better suit and tie stand for pulpit.

I kukuma get Doctorate, I Sabi speak English well well, and I know one of two motivational verses for Bible.

People wey I better pass they call themselves pastor, come dey cash out on a steady. I dey here dey kill myself for honest job. Which Kain life? Where muguz brekete full everywhere?

By Tommorow I go register my church for CAC.- Members of Jesus Mansion Ministry (MJMM)

Muguz, see you all in my church..

Goke7:
In addition, apart from not harming anybody, he's a private citizen, not living off taxpayers' money. Nigerians should stop meddling in people's private lives, our busybody attitude is becoming a global disgrace. He owes no more explanation beyond what he has said already. Nigerians should get busier with their lives and hold their thieving politicians more accountable for their frustrations.

He owes everyone explanation, he is living off people's money, tithes and offerings. He owes them explanation.

Are you guys under a spell or something?

Pastoshizzy:
The accusation is so baseless.
I still reel at the fact some kids of these days have the gutso to introduce theirselves as "content creators". They mostly feed on controversies (true or not) like predators.
Is professional journalism getting extincted by smartphone savvy mediocres?
Free the MOG abegi. Bad belle no go make your own better!

Your brain dey inside the pastor food cooler.

If he tries it, I pity am.

E no go funny at all.

For MNK State?

He can as well kiss his re-election goodbye.

Evil acquittances corrupt good morals.

E reach to pity am..

Bulabadeens go hear weehn..

The Obidient movement remains strong and unalloyed.

It has only 'disintegrated' in the minds of the bulabadeens and APC ballot box snatching hoodlums.

They wish..

PO go still give Baba bulaba maximum shishi for Lagos and Abuja come 2027..

Fear must continue to grip Una...

Where do you people get all these questionable characters to work for you as drivers?

There are certain sensitive jobs that I will never give to anyone I don't know down to his home and family.

Drivers, Chefs and security jobs are not for all comers. These people have your life in their hands and I don't advertise for this job.

You must come via recommendation and thorough background checks.

LegendHero:
ok

Do you know what MKO Abiola said against the East during the civil war? Very soon the publication will come online.

flokii:
Relocate to Igboland to fulfil your mom's wish na.. is anyone holding you?.

Proud Yorubas are doing their thing, achieving great feat in music, movie, sports, medicine, academics, business etc.
No modafvcker can talk Yorubas down.
Most if not all of the dollar billionaires from Nigeria are Yorubas,
At least 5 out of top 10 richest Nigerians are Yorubas.

Yorubas are the real deal, reason other tribes can't stay away from Yoruba ingenuity.. Even globally, Yorubas have that recognition.

Is staying close to Ibos the same with talking down on Yorubas?

Chai... congregation full of mugus.

Thank God I am Catholic.

sreamsense:
Keep deceiving yourself! All the people you did together with without any assembly member have decamped while the remaining ones are still looking for ways to jump out. Is it Lagos or Abuja or Akwa Ibom or delta you want to win now in 2027? Keep consoling yourself till then, people that matters in the politics already knew the implications so they are scampering back to APC. You will only make noise and shout on top of futility in 2027 with no one to help.

Few members you suppose to use good governance to tie down while you gain more, you allow them to go till the party becomes empty and you are still talking about you did it in 2023. Where are those you did it together with? They are gone back to APC. You better don't waste your effort campaigning for a party you knew will definitely loose. Better to reserve your energy for better things

Dem nor get one single councillor but they beat your bulaba master for Lagos and Abuja.

Now when dem get Senators, HOR, HoA etc you come dey lament say e don finish for dem.

You dey lie give yourself come dey believe you own lies. You resemble person wey dey chop him own clean mouth like say na pizza him chop..

You go lament tire.

Ole buruku.

Carry LP mandate run go meet him fellow barawos.

lebienconnu:
Good one. They must have learnt one or two lessons

The only lesson learnt is they can stand against Wicked tyrants like Wike and still prevail.

Lo ku danu danu.

Moferere:
If dss pick you up now people go start to dey protest

What is wrong with the military taking over from a tyrannic government that with the likes of Wike running it's affairs and refusing to obey to court orders, because they can easily bribe judges with houses and cars?

Wike the tyranic Wike bribe-peddling political hoodlum was not the best person to invite for that symposium titled 'Nigeria of our dream'

OAU lost its respect inviting an unethical and garrulous loafer like Wike who is very profuse at bribing judges and intimidating people that he is supposed to lead, he does this intimidation with an Iron-fist.

Wike is a Hitler and should have ended up in jail after his tenure as Governor where he was buying political favours with Rivers people's money.

Forget the huffing and puffing. Anyday there is a change in government unfavourable to the status quo, Wike the coward will run away from this country with his tails between his leg.

Meekness is most times regarded as weakness.

Factcheck0001:
ojukwu did all these to garner aids from d West n it didn't work

One day when an unbiased person analyse how ojukwu used his hands to destroy u people during the needless war then u will understand better.

.the reason u are playing victim today is because Nigeria decided to mute about what happened during the war.
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Hope u know many reasons y d south south always deny wanting to have anything with u lots?

Hope u know till today south south people still celebrate freedom Day from Biafra?

So it is not longer our Awolowo and Col. Benjamin Adekunle (Black Scorpion) who shot down Red cross planes and bragged about not allowing food enter Biafran territory?

Did you get the unity you were looking for?