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wunmi590:
Snt

bro thanks, av received the package!!! thanks a bunch.

in OBJ's voice
#preparing for another book.

wunmi590:
Snt

bros am yet to see the mail, pls can you resend to
chazzy135@yahoo.co.uk
chachazzy135@gmail.com


or anybody pls, kindly forward abeggg oo, make una no dull me oo, I no wan fail oo

excellentobanz:
,pls send to donjohn1032@yahoo.com

bros I fear oo, no green light yet oo, am still waitin though, if I receive the mail, I ll sure forward it.

wunmi590:
Snt

pls send to
chachazzy135@gmail.com
thanks

tebirim:
Tebirim@yahoo. Com. Thanks bro

pls forward to
chazzy135@yahoo.co.uk
thanks

unibenstudent1:
My story goes like this

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......it happened on Sunday morning in UNIBEN,a time where every normal person would just be waking up from their sleep,that was when I was returning from night class,on my way I didn't know that the satanic forces of osasogie(an off campus annex just like ekosodin) where conceiving something sinister for me,as I left my class to begin this journey to meet my water loo,I saw a group of worshippers moving in a cluster ,and I was alone ,my mind convinced me that all was well,
As I passed the osasogie gate,to join with the fggc road,all was still well with me,then suddenly I spotted a car whom I thought was facing some problems,/ so as a good Samaritan/ that I was I drew closer to the Audi ride to see if I could render some assistance..Ghen Ghen Ghen....immediately I got there all four guys came out of the car in unison and one of them told me to pull my bag ,I decided to negotiate with him ,and I said"bros nothing dey my bag" that was when he pointed a gun @ me...o boy na so I dash am the bag ohhhh..he asked for my phone,and in my pocket there were two phones,a cheap 1 and an expensive 1,na so I dash am the cheap 1 oh,and they entered the car and zoomed off leaving me in a state of frustration

Lol, welcome to Osasogie, you are damn lucky it wasn't the good old days of the great Ninger (one man squard). the guy for dash u one bullet for yansh. Lol
Uniben 2011

echobee:
true talk. If he try am,na for heaven he go play d video oyinbo mumu no be small. snake ke . Olorun o ni je

That's the difference between a white man and a black man.

wiseone28:
Nokia c3 i bought 25k as at 2011 and tecno R5 at 13k which one better pass?

which one is more durable out of the 2? Lol

hmm, you again!!!
Many more schmucks for you.
Enjoy.

No proof, No case.
and I suspect you guys were rude to them, feeling you were under the protege of the NYSC.
sorry for your loss.

melotreaah:
Does your "shoki" make brain? mtscheeeew

Duh!!!

pure scam, I sent my CV the initial time he posted this job opening and all I got in return was GNLD scam messages!
@Op, you sure need jungle justice.

Neyova:
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hmm, is that the best you could do?

the parents really tried oo.
hmm, if na me, I for don rearrange the maid structure with heavy thunder and brimstone.

donogaga:
This takes a lot of work. Obviously, It can make a very positive impression to show up in person, well dressed, and hand deliver an envelope containing your CV and cover letter, using a friendly demeanor and excellent interpersonal skills with the employees you do encounter.

Kind regards.

thanks bro, but I thought when a cover letter is involved, there must be a position/post you are applying for? and in this case, you don't know of any available opening in the company/organization.
so pls, what will be the content of the cover letter?
thanks for your time bro.

donogaga:
Are you referring to Level 2 (NISP-HSE Appreciation) and Level 3 (NISP-HSE supervision?). If that's the case, you can kick off your career from there.

Send me your email id.

thanks bro
chazzy135@yahoo.co.uk

donogaga:
Am not a specialist pe se, I am an HSE supervisor/support/coordinator with hands on experience in providing professional services in HSE Management System..... (Offshore - rotational basis)

I'll advice you equip yourself with valuable certifications if you can.

bro, I have the HSE certificates, level 2 and 3, but I don't have any experience in the field, and am job scouring.
Any little help will be appreciated.
thanks.

please house, when sending hard copies of CV, can it be attached with a cover letter?

PrinceofParis:
Read your post again dalu with a pen and paper in hand. You bought a stuff for #97 and u have #1 left after giving mom #1 and dad #1, that's 97+1+1+1 equals 100. Don't get it twisted. Now you owe you dad 49 and your mom 49 which gives 98, the remaining 2 is what u actually gave them (dad 1 and mom 1) that's 100. This is cheap assesment centre group discussion case study sometimes used by recruiters. I have got some very crazy ones that will get you thinking not this one. Note the trick to the question is that the assesor is adding cash in hand to what he is oweing. That's very wrong!!!. You add what you have spent to what is left with you I.e comodity+dadpaid+mompaid+#1withyou ---97+1+1+1 or you add what is being owed to what has been paid back. Ie dad49+mom49+dad1+mom1 kapish?.

ok

PrinceofParis:
Not wrong. The question is designed to confuse people who aren't paying attention to details. Have paid '1+1' to your mom and dad and you owe dem 49+49 that's 100 i.e (49+49+1+1) in total....you spent 97 and gave mom and dad '1+1' and you have 1 with you that's 100 (97+1+1)..no 1 is missing anywhere bro.

You are confusing the whole thing bro.
You borrowed #50 from each of your parents making #100.
You bought an item worth #97 and you are left with #3 change.

N:B #3 + item bought = #100. agreed?

You decide to give both parents #1 each and you are left with #1. Now you owe your parents #49 + #49 making #98 + #1 (the one with you) making #99
where is the missing #1?

Clue.
Remember you bought an item, and that item has a monetary value which is at #97, and that item is with you. If you decide to return the item, you will get back your #97, so #97 + #1 (the one with you) is #98, when you divide #98 into 2 (for both parents) you then have #49, ie the money you are owing each parent, remember, you've already given them #1 each, to account for the #50 you initially borrowed from each parent.

I dont know if you understand the angle am coming from?

so, the missing #1 represents/is in the item bought.

PrinceofParis:
Your similar question, you don't add what is owed to what you have, you add what is owed to what has been paid. You gave then #1 each and owe #49 each. 49+49+1+1 equals 100

wrong pls,
where did the (#1 + #1) come from?
and what of the #1 with you?

sorry

missing 1k = front desk officer = the room.
Now, 5 people are involved in the money distribution; the front desk officer, the bellhop and the 3 guests.
sum of monies with the 5 individuals will amount to 30k.

3k (from the guests) + 2k (bellhop) + 25k (front desk officer) = 30k

27k (amt frm 3 guests) + 2k (bellhop) + 1k (front desk officer/room) = 30k

the 1k represents the room given to the guests.

Similar question,
you want to get an item that cost #97, you don't have the money, so you borrowed #50 from both your parents to make #100, you paid for the item and you are left with #3 change.
You returned #1 each to both parents and you are left with #1. Now, what you owe each of your parent is #49.

#49 (mum) + #49 (dad) + #1(the one with you) = #99

where is the missing #1?

PrinceofParis:
Dalu if you see work with salary of N116671pm u no go collect?

bros, na speed of light I go use grab d wrk oo, my papa no b employer of labour. lol

hmm, dis one na die oo
Mtn = #30,668 D ;
Airtel = #86,003 D ;
so if I do the maths
#30,668 + #86,003 = #116,671
abeg I no gree oo, the moni too kere oo

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fedupnigerian:
If you aint satisfied with what you got from notjustok try typing 'Fela Kuti' into the search box at waptrick dot com.

wow!! that's great, thanks bro

overhypedsteve:
search for them in Notjustok.com

thanks

Rexnegro:
me wey don go by flight since ? Kip trekking n swimming, when u see the fish wey swallow jonah greet am for me o

waaaaat!!!!

Rexnegro:
Now u be my guy abi ? When u pack leave me u no call me wey be ur guy. U bin want liv behind me na so continue dey trek o loool

badt guy, ok, I go wait for u wen I reach kenya, hurry oo, but na swimming tins to Seychelles. lol

pls I need a list of Fela's top hit tracks and where to download them. thanks, I really enjoy his songs.