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PoliticsRe: 15 Russian Sailors Granted Bail by Daluuzor(m): 10:12am On Feb 26, 2013
grin grin grin 9ja sucks, saw dis comin, knw 9ja will bulge. Russia get level na! U wan die!!!
TravelCheck This Out! World Best by Daluuzor(op): 1:57pm On Feb 25, 2013
Worlds' Best Doctors: Indian
Worlds' Best Nurses: Philippines
Worlds' Best Footballers: Brazil
Worlds Notorious gangstaz: Mexico
Worlds' Best Athletes: Jamaica
Worlds' Best Paid workers: Sweden
Worlds' Best Lawyers: UK
World Best Designers: Italy
Worlds' Most Computerized: USA
Worlds' Most Religious: Nigeria
Worlds' Most Militarized: Russia
World Worst place to Live: Somalia
The Best place to Live: Fiji Islands
FoodDining Etiquette: 18 Basic Rules To Follow. by Daluuzor(op): 3:37pm On Feb 23, 2013
Manners in every country are different;
what is polite in China or Thailand may
not be polite in the USA, Australia, UK,
Germany, France, Canada, Nigeria or New Zealand. There are however basic rules you can follow and still fit in anywhere in the world.

Below are the basic rules you must
follow while you dine:

1. Put the napkin on your lap.
2. Wait until everyone has been served
to begin eating.
3. Everyone begins eating at the same
time.
4. Do not make sounds when eating.
5. Sit up straight at the table and bring
the food to your mouth: do not lean
down to your plate.
6. Do not lean on your arm or elbow
while eating (as well as before or after
eating): you may rest only your hand
and wrist on the edge of the table.
7. Try to be friendly with others. If you
are a man, you should pay attention to
ladies sitting closest to you. Pass the
dishes to them, serve them, etc. Equal
attention must be paid to children.
8. Hold the knife in your right hand, and
fork – in your left hand.
9. Cut large pieces of meat, potatoes and
vegetables into bite-size pieces; eat the
pieces one at a time.
10. Each time you cut a small piece with
the knife, put it into your mouth with a
fork.
11. When eating spaghetti, hold your
fork in the right hand. Wind the noodles
up on your fork: the spaghetti on your
fork should be eaten in one bite. It is
very impolite to eat half your noodles
and allow the other half to fall back on
your plate.
12. While eating, remember not to talk
with your mouth full of food.
13. When the hostess/host offers you
food, give her/him a direct answer; if
you refuse the first time, she might not
ask you again.
14. At the table, ask others to pass you
dishes that are out of your reach. Good
_expression to know is: “Please pass me
the___________.”
15. When you have finished your meal,
place your knife and fork side by side on
the plate.
16. Never use toothpick at the table: it is
impolite.
17. Before you leave the table, refold
your napkin and put it beside your plate.
18. When you are unsure what to do,
observe the way your western friends
eat in order to avoid mistakes.
PoliticsRe: N50M Fraud: RMD Reportedly On The Run by Daluuzor(m): 11:01am On Feb 20, 2013
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Early Marriages by Daluuzor(m): 10:51am On Feb 20, 2013
Freiburger: I can get not even one of your points.
must u quote d full page? If u wanna hide somtin frm a black man, put it in a buk!

@OP, i blame goodluck ebele jonathan for dis! Lwkmd
NYSCRe: Things Corpers Should Do After POP. by Daluuzor(m): 9:59am On Feb 16, 2013
james2020: True talk
must u quote d whole page?
NYSCRe: Things Corpers Should Do After POP. by Daluuzor(m): 9:58am On Feb 16, 2013
james2020: True talk
NYSCRe: How Is The NYSC Mobilization List In Your School? by Daluuzor(op): 7:52am On Feb 13, 2013
VICTOR EBONG: In UNIUYO, it is in a waiting state..........
hmm, did ur sch give any explanations for dat? Its really strange, anybody with useful info shuld pls bring it on.
NYSCRe: How Is The NYSC Mobilization List In Your School? by Daluuzor(op): 7:43am On Feb 13, 2013
sliczxy: My own name fell under error list...I am also a graduate from UNIBEN..It's soo frustrating because i was told i had no admission letter...
if u av ur admisn leta, u shuld present it to dem asap, wen d list waz released intially, my name waz on d error list, but wen dey pasted the current one, i saw my name der, but i av d same mob number wit 8 oda students, i tink dey said anoda list will b comin out, for those on d error list and those whose names are not on d list.
NYSCHow Is The NYSC Mobilization List In Your School? by Daluuzor(op): 11:32pm On Feb 12, 2013
i graduated from the university of benin and the NYSC mobilization list that was sent to my school is kinda funny, such that, group of 9 students are having the same mobilization/callup number, that's kinda weird and the school is assuring us that it is ok like that, more so, instead of the normal 10 digits number, there is only 9 digits.
So guys, how is it in your own school, do u have the same mobilisation number with somebody else?
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Renegade On Their Girlfriends During Festive Seasons? by Daluuzor(op): 11:33pm On Feb 04, 2013
@K2039, Sir r u married? If yes, u r not meant to b here. No harm intended.
PoliticsRe: Northern Senators Meet Over Igbo Domination In Army by Daluuzor(m):
after my secondary school days, i wanted to join d army but a friend said to me "except u r of northern origin, dont waste ur tym" i really tuk dis serious because av neva seen an igbo military officer, most of d military men dat av seen r frm d north and dey dont speak english. so i proceded to the university. The present COAS is a big surprise to me, being of d igbo tribe. The past COASs av neva been frm d SE, and d northerners av held dis position for ova 40yrs, so y r they screeming BLUE MURDER? Bunch of peacocks!
RomanceRe: Why Do Guys Renegade On Their Girlfriends During Festive Seasons? by Daluuzor(op): 10:37pm On Feb 04, 2013
emperorchedda: Ask dat 2 d naija gals who c Val as a day 2 eat d hell outta der luva in xchange 4 sex
lol, bros u dey vex oo
RomanceWhy Do Guys Renegade On Their Girlfriends During Festive Seasons? by Daluuzor(op): 10:24pm On Feb 04, 2013
it has been a norm for guys or most guys to break up with their girlfriends prior to festive season, for instance, valantine's around the corner and some guys are making up excuses to break up with their girlfriends only to reappear a week after val!
Now, must u spend money when u dont have? Must u get her gift? Must u take her to the most expensive restaurant? There are things she will appreciate better than the aforementioned. Or is it that d only language most girls understand is money? So guys, what's d problem?
PoliticsRe: Shipload Of Toxic Waste At Lagos Port by Daluuzor(m): 5:43pm On Jan 10, 2013
showbobo: This sorta news should be stale by now. . . .
really? Are u 5 yrs ahead of us? Dis is a serious issue if u understand wat toxic waste means.
PoliticsRe: Shipload Of Toxic Waste At Lagos Port by Daluuzor(m): 5:39pm On Jan 10, 2013
Frank3n2: Ok...send dem back
seconded
PoliticsRe: Russia Demands Release Of Arrested Sailors by Daluuzor(m): 5:31pm On Jan 10, 2013
xynerise: I get catapult grin
lol, dis is like briging a knife to a gun fight. Abeg oo
PoliticsRe: Russia Demands Release Of Arrested Sailors by Daluuzor(m): 5:19pm On Jan 10, 2013
Drdaps: POOR NIGERIA
Our people are suffering in those foreign countries without any offence and our government can't interfere.Now Russians are demanding for the release of their terrorist.
JUST IMAGINE!!! What an awkward request
TO HELL WITH RUSSIANS AND THEIR FORCES.WE ARE AFRICA THE USER OF BLACK MAGIC.
bros abeg oo, small small dey talk, u knw who dem b? Dem get drones oo, even stealth bomber jet, na only akara bomb we get oo
PoliticsRe: Russia Demands Release Of Arrested Sailors by Daluuzor(m): 5:12pm On Jan 10, 2013
xynerise: Are they trying to intimidate us? angry
who u b? U get drone, abi u get stealth bomber jet?
PoliticsRe: Russia Demands Release Of Arrested Sailors by Daluuzor(m): 5:11pm On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=xynerise]Are they trying to intimidate us? angry[/quote

who u b? U get drone, abi u get stealth bomber jet?
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 11:16am On Jan 10, 2013
byvan: Yes,we share a toothbrush.
so hw does it feel? U guyz must b so into each oda! #Fabulous#
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 11:11am On Jan 10, 2013
[quote author=Brand_new]Oh boy, That one na danger zone o!
If na just girl, then big NO!
If na wifey to be, then I go fit.



Why she no fit manage my tops and her panties.
I dey even keep some of my lil sis clothes in case of emergency.[/quote]u r a very gud badt guy! Lol @PATA and bra
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 8:32pm On Jan 09, 2013
dayokanu: ^^ Have you heard people reusing condoms?
WTF! Gross!!! Damn! Makes me wanna puke! R u serious abt dis?
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 8:23pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=Brand_new]I'm 99.9% certain I've never shared a tooth brush in my life.

It could have happened by accident but the chances is like 1 out of 1,000.

Not sure if I would ever share my toothbrush with anyone either, so also is my shaving stick or any other toiletry material besides Soap, toothpaste and tissue.


A dude once used my shaving stick back then while I was still on the streets.

Oh boy! I even smell him skin odor for the razor.
*****yes I've got a very sharp sense of smell****
Got so pissed and curzed his azzzz out.
Like he could have taken one of them and leave the rest so why use it and return?

Na only God dey safe person o!

Still got a clean record with STD's and I don't intend to break it anytime soon. grin


#Condomz#[/quote]lol, u r so on track! I feel u, but can u share ur boxer short wit ur gurl?
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 8:22pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=Brand_new]I'm 99.9% certain I've never shared a tooth brush in my life.

It could have happened by accident but the chances is like 1 out of 1,000.

Not sure if I would ever share my toothbrush with anyone either, so also is my shaving stick or any other toiletry material besides Soap, toothpaste and tissue.


A dude once used my shaving stick back then while I was still on the streets.

Oh boy! I even smell him skin odor for the razor.
*****yes I've got a very sharp sense of smell****
Got so pissed and curzed his azzzz out.
Like he could have taken one of them and leave the rest so why use it and return?

Na only God dey safe person o!

Still got a clean record with STD's and I don't intend to break it anytime soon. grin


#Condomz#[/quote]
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 8:20pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]grin grin grin cheesy

OP,

nothing wrong with this... As long as i use it first.[/quote]wuld u mind sharing urs with ur spouse? Ur luvly spouse!
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 8:14pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=baby_123]grin grin grin cheesy

OP,

nothing wrong with this... As long as i use it first.[/quote]what if he uses it first, den u wont subscribe to it abi?
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 8:10pm On Jan 09, 2013
Gambrosia: Yes o! No time to waste abeg.
Who wanno catch 'gingivitis'?
How many Nigerian men you sabi wey don see DENTIST for dem lives? angry
Nigerian man sabi kiss? Ta! cry
No be BOBBY AND CONGO dem dey chop? undecided


Both!
Who wan kiss Naija man wey don chop egusi nor brush mouth before going to bed? Wake up with 'sour-sour' mouth smelling like poo or old dustbin wey rain don beat taya for Ijesha-Tedo loun-loun? undecided
The last place you wanno put your mouth is inside a Nigerian man's mouth!
Sucking the pehnis is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETA! At least 'gonorrhea-pus' nor dey smell too bad!cheesy
Phuuuuum!
ROFLMFAO! Abeg make u no kill me wit laugh, chei! Wch planet u com frm? Ok, anoda question for u alone, can u share boxer short with ur man?
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 5:31pm On Jan 09, 2013
Gambrosia: No!
Mouth we im dey take suck other totos ? cheesy. . . . . with my permission of course? cool
Twa!

He uses mine. . . when he forgets his. . . then I go and buy another one je je!
I nor wanno chop anoda woman poohsie or anu-s by mistake o!
Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!! angry
damnn! Sorry, r u talkin abt ur husby or ur boy frnd?
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 5:28pm On Jan 09, 2013
Gambrosia: No!
Mouth we im dey take suck other totos ? cheesy. . . . . with my permission of course? cool
Twa!

He uses mine. . . when he forgets his. . . then I go and buy another one je je!
I nor wanno chop anoda woman poohsie or anu-s by mistake o!
Hiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!!! angry
harsh.. Urghhhhhch, "falls frm mango tree" gboskalalaaa
FamilyRe: Would You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 5:25pm On Jan 09, 2013
outrage: How many times would we see this topic?
sorry sir, i neva knw such a topic exist, it waz only an arguement wch erupted among ma peepz, and i deceided to share it to get opinions. My apologies pls
FamilyWould You Share A Toothbrush With Your Spouse? by Daluuzor(op): 3:05pm On Jan 09, 2013
Would you share a toothbrush with your spouse? Share your reasons as to why or why not.

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