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Justosaus: u've got it all wong, man. First there's no single medication that cures everything.
Second, i agree with u that these ''white man's medications'' are made from herbs. But then they are made from herbs only after rigorous laboratory analyses to determine the actual chemicals in these herbs that are desired for the particular ailment in question, i.e the active ingredient which they then extract and package as medications. Even after this rigorous processing, these drugs are still known to have side effects, at times very harmful effects. What then do you think of these herbal concotions being sold on the streets? Mind you, as there are sweet mushrooms, so also are there toxic/ poisonous ones.

so hw did ur fore fathers survive d various ailment prevalent den? And i put it to u dat dey lived a healthy and stress-free life compared to u. Moreova, dey lived long and strong! So withous knowing d therapeutic window of dese harbal drugs, hw did dey manage to survive?

[quote author=Idi-Amin]tell me why do you think that because a little girl has not seen manliness before as a child, then it means she will grow up morally better than the one who grew up seeing her father's manliness.

what do you mean by 'there are some lines you should not cross' I am not a peadophile abegi, and will not be Nigerian Josef Fritzl. It just does not bother me, that is all I am saying.[/quote]u sure sound like a paedophile to me, and am really suspecting u! Duh!!!

cantell: Why would you want your kids to see your unclothedness?
Thats disgusting!
Too much info for the kids!

oga must u quote d page b4 u drop ur comment? Na wa for u oo
@op, bros, its very wrong abeg, did u ask urself wen u intend to stop? Mayb wen dey r 12 shey? Bros 7yrs no b small pikin oo, as dey r seeing urs, dey wuld wanna see oda ppls own, and u knw wat dat means. Abeg pack ur john thomos well.

browncool: My question is WHY would a country like Sudan who hasn't been able to feed her country citizen or have a stable functioning government for more than 3 decades be building a missile factory? When will Muslim countries embrace peace for goodness sake?

did u read d post at all? Sudan offered its military base to iran, for iran to use in buildin d weapon, dats y dey attacked sudan. Wat trips me most is dat dese jets entered witout being detected! U dont nid d gods to help u fight sombody u r far better dan, lol

[quote author=haka_nai]This is not fair and i hope the aviation industry will also look into it and ascertain if the governor is suppose to maintain his license after this o! [/quote]guy ur mumuness really ripe wella, must u quote d full page!

Nuezha: FROM EXPERIENCE, a girl can only talk shamelessly like that when you've CLIMBED her. You're a disgrace if you ever did that.
As charming as I was 7yrs ago, I didn't date a female corp member let alone descending so low to mingle with underage.

shooo!!! Oga, is it ur business wat he does wit his life? Abeg pack well oo, na ur type go dey do worst! OLOSHI!!!

yemi2plus2: Give dat teacher d kind of beatN dat d aluu4 recieve

u bad oo, u r not even sure of d story!

moderatorr: If flogging kills, i would have been dead since.
I schooled in the seminary.
It was no toy gun play.
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Twin twisted 2.5mm copper wires exposed at the tip for maximum pleasure.
Tearing your skin through your shirt.
Like days of Jesus, your own blood shows the foot prints of the cable.
The strokes are nearing 50 now and you haven't moved an inch.

One more stroke lands where the last 3 has landed, the pain digs deeper.
You look your formator in his eyes, he smiles back "you said you are sick? this cane will heal you!"
Whip! Whip! Whip! you smile back with your head bowed, but the tears pull through.
You arent crying, all the other students are watching you and waiting patiently for their turn.

Someone had made a comment in class while the teacher was teaching and no one wanted to point out the person.
So the whole class is being punished.

You are standing in the middle of a two feet diameter circle, drawn by your torturer.
If you danced out of the circle, he will cancel all the strokes he had given you and start afresh.
Such is the horror, such is the pain, you have seen and felt it many times before so you aren't even dancing.
You are standing still like a tree, and displaying your art of self separation from pain.
If you throw a punch back, you will be rusticated from school.
You can, but you wont. You are smiling.
Not that you dont feel the pain, but your smile makes it ineffective.
Whip! Whip! Whip! Blood! Blood!
You would need a new shirt after this shit.
If you schooled in the seminary, you would have passed through this too.
Nigger You will be introverted.
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BAN FLOGGING IN THE SEMINARY!

did u attend BCS awka? Lets relate pls

what an old man sees sitting down, u can never see it, even when u climb d iroko tree. None of us fighting here saw d 60's or 70's so pls, let sleeping dogs lie.
Prof Achebe saw d 60's, and he is narrating his own views. I dont really think its everything we should react to, hauling abuses at him doesnt change what he has said.
We as individuals and learned people, we learn from past mistakes and move on. Saying that a tribe is inferior to the other does not make us less of what we are. Most people are confessing their hatred for the igbos, but they must av in one way or the other benefitted form them or done businesses with them. I do not hate any tribe, i take them the way they take me.
Pls, that few persons from a tribe is bad does not imply that the whole tribe is bad. Lets be rational and show love to one another.

Naija Disaster League (May God
save Naija)
The season started with a lot of
suprises as FUEL SUBSIDY FC came
from relegation to top the table
through a powerful shot from the
teamcaptain GEJ.
But not so long, the BOKO HARAM
FC played desperately, striking
powerful shots 4rm all angles and
topped d table 4 more than 5
months.
Before we could notice it, the DANA
AIRLINE FC fought fiercely, but only
topped the league 3 weeks before
BOKO HARAM FC decided to go on
top again like Barcelona.
In a short time, the FLOOD FC
unexpectedly tookover the league.
But recently and presently a
relegated team ALUU FC a.k.a
(uniport 'four') came out from
nowhere winning all their matches
to contend for the top position
with FLOOD FC, but FLOOD FC is still
leading with goal aggregate.
News reaching us says HIFA
(Heavenly International Football
Association) has decided to send
all these teams to relegation.
OUR PRAYER IS SIMPLE
May God see to it that these
disastrous clubs be relegated
parmanently and be a thing of the
past in Naija.
(GOD BLESS NAIJA)....Amen

Am really pissed at guys dat strt tribal war on forums, do u guyz read wit ur eyes or ur mouth? The OP never said she is frm d east, living in d east does not mean she is frm d east. Duh!
To all u igbo haters, u can go hangs urselves by d boobs or betterstill, shove ur d1ck down ur throat!
@OP, only God can judge u! Seek his forgiveness and mercies.
Let him who is witout sin b d first to cast a stone! We all must av in one way or d oda, done somtin we aint proud of.

Whenever I see students of the secondary instititution, I somehow reminisce on my days back in secondary school.
I went to a boarding school in the eastern part of the country, we were all boarders, no day students, from JS1 to SS3.
It wasnt a funny experience expecially during SS2 session, we were constantly bullied and extorted by the SS3 students that were just one year ahead of us. It was sort of a tradition to gain respect and to show supremacy. The memories are always lucid, sometimes I laugh over it, I never indulged in such when I was in SS3. During my days in the university, i came across some of my senior collegues back then in high school who were bullies, then i was a year or two ahead of them, and they were always avoiding me!.
So please, share your worst/memorable days in high school.

Whenever we think about getting
married, we think of settling down,
having kids and taking up some
responsibilities. Sometimes we plan the
wedding for many months/years.
Sometimes things go wrong on the D-day!
If you are already married, did anything
go wrong somewhere on your wedding
day? If not married, what are your
greatest fear about getting married/ur
wedding day?



NB: pls am not married yet, hoping to get
married in the nearest future.

@mynd, tanks, got dat, gonna improve

@mynd, lol, is der a criterial to make front page? Pls educate mua

Whenever we think about getting married, we think of settling down, having kids and taking up some responsibilities. Sometimes we plan the wedding for many months/years. Sometimes things go wrong on the D-day!
If you are already married, did anything go wrong somewhere on your wedding day? If not married, what are your greatest fear about getting married/ur wedding day?

NB: pls am not married yet, hoping to get married in the nearest future.

lol, funny replies though, but its seems to amaze me why weddin ring is worn on d left and fourth finger, wish der culd b beta explanation to dis.


@MOD, pls can u move dis to d front page? I will b greatful.

hello guyz, here is a million dollar question i need answers to asap.
why do u think wedding ring is usually placed on d fourth finger?

A conductor asked one of His passengers: pay
Ur money? The passenger Replied: I Be staff!
Conductor Queried: which kind Staff U Be! U
Be police? =No! U Be soldier? =No! U Be Navy!
=No U Be Air force? =No! Then wetin U Be!
Abeg Pay Ur Money! The passenger Replied: I
Be Boko Haram! All d passengers
Shouted: WHA... T!!! Conductor U Dey mad?
Oga Boko, sorry sir, Abeg No Vex, we Go pay
for u sir.

OP, pls try and check out d difference between "change and balance" in ur dictionary. Change is d money received in return for its equivalent in a larger denomination or a different currency. it can also be d balance of money received wen d amt u tender is greater than d amt due. Balance is something left after other part has been taking away, eg when u make withdrawals frm ur bank account, the money u have left, after ur withdrawal, is ur balance. No harm intended pls.

damn!!! It waz on a sunny aftanun, waz making lunch and dinner @ d same tym, banga soup for dinner and beans for lunch. Banga has been processed and d juice boilin on d gas cooker, beans has been picked and ready to b washed into d pot of boilin water on a separate pot on d gas cooker. Den it all hapened very fast! I waz carried away in thotz, Beans waz introduced into d pot containin d banga juice instead of d oda pot wit d boilin water! I neva realised wat i did until i wanted to introduce d terrestral and aquatic into d banga, behold, d beans waz dancin alanta inside my banga soup!!!

@kslib, u r incredulously right, ur iq is 100 percent. But u really killed ma post, i wish it had stayed long for more comments and arguement. *crying*

IQ TEST!! a man worked 4 a high-security firm
n 1day he went in to work only to find dat he
couldn't log in to his computer terminal.his
password wouldn't work. Then he
remembered dat d password are reset every
month 4 security purposes. So he went to his
boss n dey had dis conversation: man- "hey
boss my password is out of date" Boss-"yes
dat's right d password is different but if u
listen very carefully u should b able to figure
out d new one:it has d same amount of
letters as ur old password,but only 4 of d
letters are d same" Man-"thanks boss" with
dat he went n correctly logged into his
station. Now,what was d new password n d
old password?

damn!! Am glad keagan won, but dat dude is sooo swaggless, wat waz he feeling like? Hope he wont dish out talia, she s so beautiful.

very funny thread, am really enjoyin dis, thou av had no personal experience. To all d haters of d thread, abeg make una go boil beans, weda na true or na lie, atleast it put smiles and laughter on our faces, so to all u haters, go hang urself by d balls or u can shove ur dyke down ur throat. Gudwrk @ OP!!! I feel u

[quote author=mr.born2fuck]I trust you Goodluck, I know the northern leaders and their people over there will not want you rule successful, that's why they fold their arm, only one Goodluck from God against all mighty Devil Notherners leader numbering 15, they rule theirs term with peace and they want to ruin your government all because you are christian and from the eastern part and they believe you will handle the power to igbo, even if it remain one single soul in nigeria. Do not step down..aboki must perish, the norther leaders sponsoring boko haram with their arabs supporters and their fellow nother cities protecting them shall all perish, except Jesus and God is sleeping..[/quote]bros na wa for u oo, see ur user name sef, na ppl like u dey cause wahala for 9ja so, y u go dey generalise, na all northerners bad? Say few bad no mean say all of dem bad, lets face d fact, ur presido no dey try @ all, e really fall SS ppl hand, just tell me, wat has he achieved since hels been in office except creating hardship for d common man, abeg luk b4 u leap.
Imagine FG tellin us dey want to use satelite to track BH, dem dull shaa, na now dem dey wake up, BH will plan a counter attack too, olodo government! *smh*

ma worst crime eva: i beat d hell outta ma younger bro cuz he pissed me off, i regreted doin it. Then, i went to visit a gurl frnd wen i was in high sch, her dad came bck, she hid me inside her wardrobe!!! Damn!! Sucks!!

d truth is dat, we do not realise d importance of wat we ve got until dey slip our fingers!!! I really hope she kicks ur Ass really gud cos a leopard can neva change its skin, once a cheat alwayz a cheat, CHEATER!!! Lol

"u think" she left her Ex because of d same reason. Meaning u do not knw much abt d gur. Its lyk u r d "point and kill" type, if u really luv d gurl, leaving her will not solve ur problem, 1st class or no 1st class, u will definitely regret leaving her. If u really luv her, my advice is, der s tym for everytin, make out tym for ur studies, spend less tym wit her, call her less, wit reasons dat u r studying, if she aint kul wit it, den she takes a bow herself.

una just dey talk, because say una never see anytin, just pray u get a good wife, if u eva marry a bad wife dat treats u bad, dat doesnt knw hw to cook, dat is lazy, Oh my God!! Marriarge is like a package of gift item, anytin u open, weda gud or bad, i do not dig for a second wife shaa oo, but prevention is beta dan cure oo, av seen and read abt women who treat deir man bad, everytin hapens for a reason, most especially child birth, d dream of every man is to av children.

hmmm, i really pity those who pity or abuse those dat speak against d pastors, na dem get deir mouth oo, God has d final judgemnt, i do not luk up to any pastor, i luk up to God, u cannot vouch or defend for somebody u do not knw anytin about, God knws d hrt of all men, so judge not for u may not b judged.

mtcheeeeeew!!!!
JOKE GRADE: G




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