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That feeling you get when you have your freedom. I couldn’t just explain how it was when I rented my apartment in my 2nd month on campus. I was going to enjoy my stay on campus in as much as I never planned to derail from my primary
purpose on campus. But there was no way I was going to pass through
the university without letting the university pass through me.
Yea, I was quite young and vibrant when I gained admission into the
university. I had my 17th birthday on a Sunday at the Foursquare Students
Fellowship just a month after my registration on campus. It was a general
celebration, you all know the way it’s been done now. All the month’s
celebrants are called out and we all snap a group picture with a cake. I
used the opportunity to take some personal pictures and told friends at
home the birthday celebration was a little gig I organized with friends in
my room.




I found my courses so easy, except Mathematics, not that I wasn’t so
sound n Maths, but you all know how University Maths is now. Further or
is it farther Maths. And as a High school students, I never set my eyes on
any Further Maths text book. I tried courting students that were brilliant
though, but the Maths issue was just so much a pain in the ass.
That actually got me glued to my Engineering Mathematics Text book at
all times. Even though I might not really understand the Greek, but I was
doing the cramming I could do and using some other techniques to make
what I read stick.



Since Maths was my only issue academically,I had enough time to
engage in a lot of other activities. I initially joined the University Theatre
Troupe, but there activities were so demanding, so I left, I joined JCI,
those ones liked so much money, I eventually joined Road Safety Club
and I stuck to them till my exodus from the university. It was fun being a
Cadet on campus, we enjoyed some immunity to some extent.



It happened one Friday in my 2 nd semester on campus. And we all know
that semester is always filled with extra ordinary activities. I had always
heard about this club then in Abeokuta, Triads, and would wonder what
they did there. Though I got info of the various atrocities being performed
at night clubs and I imagined when it would be my turn to engage in such
atrocities, like it was a good thing for a good boy like me.




A particular department had their dinner at the club and since it was
Friday, some of us decided to wait behind and enjoy the night.
Clubbing activities started by 10pm and the DJ was all blasting, the
atmosphere was electrifying and I wondered if I was listening to Ray
Power FM, because that seemed to be the only clubbing I had been doing
on Fridays. We were all flexing and the booze was going round. I had not
actually started drinking then, so I just took Malt and was having my fun.
At a moment, a guy just took the mic and told us to be expecting the real
attractions of the night as some Mapouka dancers were on ground to
entertain us all. I wondered what that was and waited until I saw the
shock of my life. These girls, half-dressed just burst out of nowhere and
they started wriggling and twisting to the high tempo songs being blasted
by the DJ.



I just maintained my gaze on the girls and didn’t know if I should call my
parents and thank them for sending me to the University. Oh, did I even
have a phone then? I asked my friend, Seyi, if they did this every day. He
just laughed and told me I had not seen anything yet. ‘You don’t mean it?’
I said ‘So this is just the tip of the iceberg?’ I was loving this.
Then like on clue, as the ladies were dancing to this gig by Awilo
Logomba, they began to UnCloth, and I instantly felt a bulge down there. I
stood up and sat down, swallowed some saliva, blinked my eye and went
numb. Am I on earth or in hell? I asked myself. This must not be real.
Can someone tell me what is going on here, please? I seemed to have lost
control over myself.


Later on, these girls began to dance from table to table, without clothes
on and entertaining everyone that cared to tip them. I waited diligently for
my turn only to realize I had nothing on me. The girl moved closer to me
at a point and I began to shiver. If I had not held onto myself, I sure
would have peed into my pants.



She got closer and I just told her point-blank ‘ Please,please,please, am
not interested!!!’ She looked at me like I was crazy or something and
moved on next to my friend beside me.
The show ended by 5a.m and on our way home I asked my friend if
those girls would be there that night as well. He smiled and told me to
pack my stuffs from my hostel and move permanently to the club. I could
work as their PR.


I knew I would come back here, though that might not be anytime
sooner, and I actually fulfilled my promise by visiting immediately after
2nd Semester exams, but I was so unfortunate to have walked there on
my own and didn’t know how I got back to my hostel the following day.

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