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Jokes Etc / Re: Toto Blow Whistle by dammeg: 2:54pm On Sep 12, 2008
na wa 4 una nairalanders,,,in my own case haven't heard of dat say toto hiss or fart, d one way i confirm b say toto messsssssss shocked shocked lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Jokes Etc / Re: Funniest Jokes Ever. I Bet You ll Laugh Your Ass Out. by dammeg: 3:15pm On Aug 18, 2008
ur grandfather,,,,,,,,,,,,,,who is idle btw u d writer n we the reader,ur papaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Romance / Re: Nigerian Guys Cannot French Kiss! by dammeg: 12:39pm On Jun 24, 2008
yeah i agree wit u if u say nija dont know how,,,,,,,a french kiss is meant 4 d french and a nija man would probably give a real nija kiss, but wouldnt minfd if am been thtot how
Jokes Etc / Junior's Reply To Daddy by dammeg: 3:14pm On Jan 17, 2008
On a sturday morning a pastor was travelling down to the eastern part with his son junior, while the journey was on, junior said he was hungry that he wanted a loaf of bread,,his dad said,"b4 u have the it give me a scriptural term of what u want,
   The son answered,Jesus is the bread of life, his dad said ok u can have it.
  Few minutes later junior said he wanted water,his dad repeated the same thing.junior then said dad i dont know any scriptural terms, he wasn't offered what he wanted. tongue angry
a man selling yam then passed n winked at junior,he told his dad he wanted the yam, his dad said i need a scriptural term of the yam,,,,,,,,,,,,junior waited 4 about 10mins and said i know it,his dad said am all ears,junior replied 'I AM THAT I AM" grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by dammeg: 8:14pm On Sep 04, 2007
am a chelsea fan n a true blue to th call, am steven but u guys can call me freshie the blue prince
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Strictly Chelsea Talk: by dammeg: 1:25pm On Sep 03, 2007
how come obis picture isnt there isnt he a chelsea player again
Poems For Review / Re: Nice Poetry In Pidgin English by dammeg: 3:42pm On Jan 26, 2007
dat joke was tite, u must be rily talented kip it up layi
Phones / Re: Wap Site 4 Download Of Mp3 Codec {mp3 As Ringtone} by dammeg: 3:20pm On Jan 26, 2007
try going to this site wap.xpoower.xxi.lt
Celebrities / Re: Who Dances Better - Beyonce Or Ciara? by dammeg: 3:10pm On Jan 26, 2007
i think ciara is a better dancer to beyounce
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by dammeg: 7:46pm On Jan 18, 2007
the blues 4 life in less than some weeks we wld gratefully collect the premiership cup from our rivals man u.they are no match 4 us the blues 4 lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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