₦airaland Forum

cozy7:
My most boring sport ever is football, I rather stay idle than watch full grown men running up n down in boxers on a piece of land.

Omo!If to sey I get the way I fit video the wey
I dey laugh eh,you self go dey laugh

buygala:
Well........

Considering that I have played in the Stadium on numerous occasions previously, no biggie... She can give me a blowjobb for the meantime

But if it is a 'sex only after marriage' situation, na with red eye and evil demeanour I go quietly tell her say make she sharply go bathroom go remove the sanitary pad and wash the something ... at least we would have played one or two matches before the puna becomes flooded again

Or in the alternative, we can have sex under the running shower... While we are 'cuming and going', the running water will be washing away the blood... so we might as well spend the wedding night in the bathroom doing all sorts of unimaginable sexual gymnastics

SUMMARY IS..... if she has denied me of the puna till that night, only death will stop me from taking my entitlements on that particular day

It is urgent that I ascertain the quality of the puna I got married to, so that I can revoke the marriage if I have been gravely misled, and been sold a Volkswagen Beetle as a Porsche 911

Man O man!You really mean business oooooo

These are patriotic camerounians.Comfirm Initiation.

fnep2smooth:
there was this story i heard when i was in ilorin then. some girls from Queens collage molest there gate man .
i heard that they trick him into a hall and they claim that there was a snake in there, the old man entered and they force him to have sex with them and they were about 4 or more. the old man die after that.
the story really create a scene in that secondary school cos they have boarding and day student.

Please,how was the man forced to have sex with them?Is it by beating him,by drug or what?

eddiebruk:
that is probably between 1.5Million to 3Million approximately which should be enough for an average wedding/traditional marriage inclusive in Nigeria

Money that I will use to invest in Nigeria.To me I believe white wedding in Nigeria is a wast.I preffer our own traditional wedding which will not cost so much.

But now,the story is different.It is no money no honey.And secondly.The guy must appear rich.Did I lie ladies?!

jennylove7575:
Diz is not collect. It was rong. Op stop laffing we gals. We trying our best to speaken oyibo quin English. It is not fairing wat u say. Op if I cash u in dat rounbadout near chunksion, I will blow ya mouth. Yeye dey smell

I don laugh tire so tey my ribs just dey crack

Please,between Android and Iphone,which one is better?With reasons.Thanks.

dulux07:
Amen, all PDP secrets will leak

No.check the comment again.

seangy4konji:
I cant use them but good though.

Why?

Yomieluv:
You called this cheap,when minimum wage is 18k?

I don Laugh tire-bro.

With GOD on President GEJ side,all the secrets of APC will be leaking just like water poured in basket.Amen!

At last our and the enemies of Nigeria are falling down yakata.Thank you GOD of Nigeria.I am proudly Nigerian no matter what is the situation of my country(NIGERIA),I will always be a Nigerian.UP GEJ!UP NIGERIA!!!

At last our and the enemies of Nigeria are falling down yakata.Thank you GOD of Nigeria.I am proudly Nigerian!

frodobee:
A thousand shall fall on your left, ten thousand on your but you shall not be harmed. You shall look and see how the wicked are punished, this is our prayer.
Go forth in protection, our dear NA, you shall conquer and come home to your wives, children, parents and friends in one piece, this is our prayer for you.
Our enemies, those that derive joy in blowing themselves, the terrorists, the BHaramist and their sponsors and sympathizers shall fall into that pit which they dug as trap for the innocent, this is our prayer.
God bless Nigeria
God bless the NA
God bless Jonathan
God bless Us.

A big AMEN to that already answered prayer.

Iamsynord:
God bless the returning Nigeria President Good Luck Ebele Jonathan

A big AMEN to that.

YNeme3E:
These Boko Haraha people sef, if u kill 100, they'll "employ" 300 more soldiers.. They're like fleas,,

Youv av said what I av been thinking.
I just wonder why they av refused to finish.My be we should consult the ORACLE?

Craigston:
I see. All I'm trying to say is that she has caused muscle imbalance for herself. She has altered the normal form of her muscles and she may now have the large hips and asses most girls crave (they call it their assets; I wonder how much revenue it generates for them and what service it renders to society -- what problem does it solve?). And she has put herself at risk of arthritis, overweight and obesity (implicitly), sports injury and many problems. Okay. OP don't worry, it may not be that terrible yet. Just start exercising. You may need to consult a therapist before you start.
For your addiction, you can either stop it or find a better way of doing it. I recommend the first. It takes will, discipline and a change of the mind.

Good advice.

mentorandfriend:
Lol. See your moniker sef.
*Modified*
Muscles, whether those that pace themselves or the voluntary ones always get bigger from continued use. The only proven way to dissuade a bulging muscle is from disuse. This is basic biology. So quit empowering those thigh muscles, though I seriously doubt if it is what you are doing that is increasing your thigh size. I can bet my practising license that what you have there is fat, not increased muscle bulk. The buttocks, waist and thighs are common places of fat accumulation in women.
On how to quit self servicing, no advice will be better than your own will to quit. If your desire to quit is greater than the pleasure you derive from it, you'll win that war. Cheers.

Good advise.

Wether you like am wether you no like am the thing be sey oooo Oga Jana be president!
PDP!Power For the People!!!

Freedom at last.

Happy birthday to you -Sir.

Wizkid!You no go change your name before dem move your music minitery to the parmanent side?!

emrain:
FYI am not jealous. you're just doing the right thing in the wrong thread.

NB: you can go ahead and marry her and spend your change on her. if I want her I'll come to your house and Bleep her brains out.

Before you do that ,you better think of what a sodier can do to somene like you first.Ok?!
Be warned in Pete Edochie voice.

emrain:
meanwhile this mofo is here wooing a kid. smh

Na your type dey do cornar cornar love.If she is lucky enough, she might just be the lucky one I can spend my money on and to get merried to.What about that the jealous person?

Can someone tell me the meaning of this?

Tandullceblog:
Yeah! I know

Ok ooooo
Oh!I just noticed you are a lady.Don't mind me jare.ok?And by the way you must be a charmer.Lol

Tandullceblog:
Thank you sister.

Na you sabi.I be brother too ooo.

Thanks for this VVII(Very Very Important Information).It will help a lot.

Tandullceblog:
Please they should leave us out of that fight o. We re still battling BH here and we've not succeeded to take on another.

You have said it all brother and that is it.

I believe the boy should be ok by now and I must say this.Not every thing that happen to you that you must let the whole Nigeria know ooo.Just a warning.