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TravelRe: Funny Things First Time Travelers Do Abroad by damola1: 11:50am On Oct 24, 2014
Matthewbriggs:
Went on a business trip to the Uk my first time.

1. I arrived at heathrow, i took the underground train service via piccadilly line and arrived at straford. I then proceeded to take a black cab. men as I balance inside the cab, the man started driving

I asked him how much he told me the couter will decided ... oboy as the jouney progress my mind no rest... i just dey watch as the couter dey count... as e dey move i dey automatically convert am to naira kai...

We con jamb go slow. Mehn i begin dey sweat after he knak me bill for that trip. I stayed away from black cabs. I chose buses and subway all the way.

I had issues adjusting to their food I remember entering a posh bar and ordering one nice sounding meal... mehn as the food arrive i nearly vomit. I had to abandon the food.

I also remember strugging to get a bottled water at one of the fridges at heathrow, I was looking for the sales girl...untill discoverd it was automatic, i put in two pounds in the machine expecting change.. na so i wait tire. i con bone the change commot... jare.
Those cabbies.. na dem dey chop pass, u are very lucky.. you even knew the train.. o boy, na 130pounds we pay,.... na so we dey calculate.. 30k for transport.. choi.. oyinbo don gba us!.. na so the driver dey talk, you guys from africa are very lucky, na later i jassie oyster card, dem dey mad ni
WebmastersRe: Royal Rumble! Paga Vs. Voguepay. Vs Gtpay. Vs Interswitch. Vs Zenith Global Pay by damola1: 3:16pm On Oct 17, 2014
Everybody talk finish o.. they talk about merchant and fees, they talk about developer and how easy it's to integrate, they talk about service. but no body talk about the user experience

The user experience should be no.1 factor in choosing a payment gateway. reducing the no. of clicks should be a merchant's key decider. And I think nobody does it better than Interswitch. Chikena
CelebritiesRe: Google Restores LindaIkeji..Com Domain Back by damola1: 12:42am On Oct 10, 2014
Haters be like ... F**k!
CelebritiesRe: Google Removes Linda Ikeji's Blog by damola1:
In my opinion, I think linda has been giving a necessary push to take her game to the next level. I for one support her staying on blogger because of the 1001 things like security, seo, fluidity, so many things you regulars won't understand, but then the rules are the rules...

I think, make the wrong person no look our case. As a proverb goes: if a police man look your car too much, even if nothing dey there, e go break the tail light... so te something must dey sha...


And what people don't realise is that what completes linda ikeji as a brand, includes the fact that she had to show her car, and I think thats what makes her thick, really, no one else can be linda ikeji...

She's fine, and she'll be better.. no le le.
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Technology MarketRe: 4G Ntel MTN Etisalat Glo Sim Router/mifi Modem Fastest,Cheapest, Free Data/Sims. by damola1(op): 11:12am On Oct 03, 2014
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Technology MarketRe: 4G Ntel MTN Etisalat Glo Sim Router/mifi Modem Fastest,Cheapest, Free Data/Sims. by damola1(op): 11:19am On Oct 02, 2014
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Technology MarketRe: 4G Ntel MTN Etisalat Glo Sim Router/mifi Modem Fastest,Cheapest, Free Data/Sims. by damola1(op): 8:43am On Sep 30, 2014
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PoliticsRe: Group Issues 7-day Ultimatum To Governor Fashola To Arrest, Prosecute T.B Joshua by damola1: 8:16am On Sep 26, 2014
Tomorrow now. Somebody will revenge murder of his/her relation, and they'll say he's bad.

How would you feel if 1 , 2 or 3 of your closest relatives get screwed cos someone didn't do the right thing.

The state is not only there to prosecute people, but to create a balance in an environment, eliminate all forms of chaos, it's also there to protect even the accused. Believe me you, If this was america, where everyone had access to Guns, TB Joshua, would be better off in the prisons than on the streets.

I feel bad. I really feel bad. People are above the law. Someone that's directly responsible for over 100 people is above the law... o great!...

This Nigeria is my country. The only solution is to be rich and powerful, so than you can chance other people.

I think the FED Govt. Over powered the state in this matter

And this same set of people will preach the Gospel of Christ, one was carrying cash for Politicians, another is getting divorced , then another is responsible for other's death, and they'll tell us, o o o o, be faithful, be loyal, be honest, bring ya money, lets build schools that you can't afford, lets buy private jets and luxurious cars that you can only imagine to enter, well, choice is yours!.. Life is the way you want to live it.

And even the state Govt. No body is been held accountable, nobody is fired or prosecuted for neglecting their jobs that risk the lives of other people, how do you expect us to trust you? Is there no organisation for checking building works, who was supposed to check this one?... who is the head of that organisation?... God!... God!... Fu ck!
Technology MarketRe: Pls Guys Help Me, I Need A Doc(x) To Pdf Converter. Plssssssss. by damola1: 10:15pm On Sep 21, 2014
PoliticsRe: My Experience With SARS Operatives In Ibadan; Another SOKA In The Making! by damola1:
Ekiseme: I can relate with this, two days ago some heavily armed men invaded my uncle's house here in lagos at 11pm to arrest one of his tenant,they never told us what was his offence, my uncle had accident so he couldn't get downstairs,i was the one he sent down to find out what was going on, when i entered the flat, the guy was already in cuffs, they combed his whole house but found nothing,they told us they were sars cpi or something and they came all the way from abuja, they threatened us not to tell anyone what happened that night, even when they sent me to go and switch off the guy's gen,some of them were even mounted outside and those ones restricted me from entering the backyard,they took the guy away and till this very minute nothing has been heard or seen about the Guy, and to be on the safer side my uncle called the nearest police hdq and they confirmed they are aware those sars were around. It was a terrible Xperience
How can someone pick someone from your house, and you'll keep quiet.

Did the guy kill someone?... Even if he did, no bi court go judge am...

I hope you've contacted his next of kin or relative, before you hear they can't find him anymore, or as they say: travelled him...

The weakest people are the most culpable culprit. The the weakest people have not necessarily committed a crime, they can be innocent or guilty of a crime, but they have no one outside to do a follow up. So, they get consumed by the corrupt system, and other people like the person I quoted above, just keep quiet. I pray no one will keep quiet when someone decides to pick you up for nothing!

Get a lawyer. Pray a lot.

Sars is very bad news, day or night. Absolutely corrupt system of people that Nigerians are simply quiet about. They feed on the premise that Nigerians do not care about each other. So, when someone gets picked up. Out of fear or uncaring, they know you'll let go, then they estort people, kill people at will. I am ashamed to be a Nigerian because we live in a democracy, that allows this. For the very first time in my entire life, I am ashamed to be associated with such an occultic system, that's accepted, for years!

My lawyer, still has a case of someone that's randomly picked on the road by sars, he's been at kirikiri for over 1year now... the father is exhausted, but at least, they got a lawyer and he's not killed. They kill people at will!..

When I think about the instability of the Nigerian system, I feel like running out of this country... I truly feel ashamed... How can people just be killed for killing sake!

It's all over the news:

How Nigerian Police Randomly Kill Suspects At SARS Ikeja
http://saharareporters.com/2013/09/09/how-nigerian-police-randomly-kill-suspects-sars-ikeja

SARS kills 27-year-old student in Enugu
http://www.punchng.com/news/sars-kills-27-year-old-student-in-enugu/

C/River police command detain 12 SARS operatives over extra-judicial killing of detainees
http://ww.ipaidabribenaija.com/news/item/109788-c-river-police-command-detain-12-sars-operatives-over-extra-judicial-killing-of-detainees



Ibadan youths protest alleged killing of a 24-year-old driver by SAR
http://www.today.ng/metro/oyo-ibadan-youths-protest-alleged-killing-of-a-24-year-old-driver-by-sars/
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PoliticsRe: My Bitter Experience With Lagos Police by damola1: 5:35pm On Aug 28, 2014
Na today...

Welcome to lagos ...

This is a very simple matter, last time a police tried this with me was 10years ago, I carried him to my house, left him there, na hin and my papa sort themself out...

First rule of the game, never accept you effed up.. else you are hooked, always say na lai...unless you really effed up...which you can still deny.

Second rule, never ever enter a police station with your car... else, you don enter one chance....never ever go into a police station. It's their zone, and their word is the rule. Always always stay on the road if you've time for them.

Most important rule, lock ya motor, and wind up ya glass, and hold them long enough for the traffic light to turn green, nobody will tell them to go back....

Police are very wonderful and understandable people, they are a product of the same society we grew up in, they are really your friends if you know how to befriend them.
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LiteratureRe: Lagos … And My Polythene Bag By Chydee by damola1: 7:17pm On Aug 18, 2014
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AutosRe: 2013 Mercedes G63 AMG ( Pre Ordered By Merrybet From Inspired Autos ) by damola1: 1:16am On Jul 29, 2014
When boys hammer, you wonder why make certain choices...

Firstly, this motor is too common...last time I went to the mall, I saw like 7 of them...why would I blow 31M on common car, it's hard for me to distinguish, i just know they re all Gwagons....why not 2015 bentley or royce rolls... something people really do stand and watch...

Secondly, the car is again too common....

Thirdly, well, d only thing really classy abt it is the cost.. for that price..there should be great options to consider

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Computer MarketRe: 4G LTE Outdoor Antenna For Swift Routers-huawei,bigpond,spectranet,mtn,glo by damola1: 11:51am On Jul 24, 2014
shegodd: @damola why have you come to defender the poster. He's fraud and he knows it. You may even be an associate. Please Take a hike
Dude. There's no defense here. It's simple. Talk ya matter or keep quiet. Will it be fair for me to call you a thief without any stated reason?...OK... shegodd, you are a thief.
Computer MarketRe: 4G LTE Outdoor Antenna For Swift Routers-huawei,bigpond,spectranet,mtn,glo by damola1: 7:12pm On Jul 23, 2014
shegodd: Beware of this guy and his numerous bogus adverts on products.... he is a complete fraudster...
Nairaland please warn your users
It's absolutely wrong to claim something, or try to tarnish image without substantial proof. If This guy or anyone else have wronged you, feel free to table your matter, else crawl back to wherever you've come from.
Technology MarketRe: Wifi Hotspot Billing Solution by damola1: 7:12pm On Jul 23, 2014
shegodd: This guy is a complete fraudster. Nairaland pls warn your ardent users of this guy's bogus adverts on products and services.. thank you
It's absolutely wrong to claim something, or try to tarnish image without substantial proof. If This guy or anyone else have wronged you, feel free to table your matter, else crawl back to wherever you've come from.
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PoliticsRe: Fela's Ex-wife Reveals Shocking Details About Him by damola1: 11:21pm On Jul 19, 2014
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