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Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 2:01pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
[color=coral]m'kay.
A guy called me a unrefined imbeclie ,the other day
.....what u gon do about it "guardian Angel"huh? Kick his booty grin
[/color]
lemme laugh first cus that insult is actually top notch grin
when next i see the guy he will definately be a dead man angry
your dp is funny.... grin team small breast? grin
Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:35pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed[color=limegreen]or a crazed murder[/color]
lol. internet murdrer? no an angel to watch over you from cyber bully grin
Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:26pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
[color=limegreen] grin that's kinda creepy[/color]
grin grin grin you can say im watching over you as a guardian angel tongue
Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:23pm On Jan 18, 2017
Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:20pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
Urghgrin
go away bad child grin
Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 1:13pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
grin[color=deepskyblue]its nothing but U talked like u knew me[/color]
yes i know you.we may not be chatting but i do see your previous moniker frequently...plus i do check your dp. now you know how much i know you? grin
Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 12:58pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
[color=deeppink] huh??what ? why?
U know I would be here?[/color]
what? why? which of them should i give an answer to?
yes,expected you to be here. undecided
Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 12:50pm On Jan 18, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
cheesy : grin
was actually waiting to read yours grin
Romance › Re: Nigerians On Twitter List Hilarious Things They'll Do If Reborn As Opposite Sex by danbrowndmf(m): 12:47pm On Jan 18, 2017
makydee:
I'll probably give myself hāndjob and play with my balls every minutegrin
Walk around in boxers toocheesy
handjob? grin
Romance › Re: Nairalanders, Help Me Out, She Hasn't Said Yes by danbrowndmf(m): 11:43am On Jan 18, 2017
Fabulousb36:
@ KONJIKILLER here is wat u shud do
Wait till after her bday. Buy her sometin regular don't waste too much money on any girl it won't make her luv u any beta.
1. After her bday, give her some real space. No texting, no calling, no showing up around her ... For some1 uve been talking to for a while. now she wud definitely miss u nd wonder wat happened. Even if she calls, go monosyllabic and claim to b buzy with sometin. Try dis for a week. This will give her d tym to miss u nd really tink abt ur r/ship wit her even if she doesn't lik u.
2. After week chat her up and act cool as usual, if she acts lik she didn't notice ur 1 week brk den she doesn't lik u at all or uve been deeply frndzoned so forget her sharp sharp. But if she noticed nd begins to ask wat happened den dat means dat she likes u and u stand a lil chance so move on to step 3
3. During d chat/call tell her uve missed her nd dat u want to see her. When u see her don't ask her anytin abt r/shps let ur body lang do d asking. For instance give her a hug, hold her hand, give her a peck, hold her really close... Buttomline upgrade urself to d bf level without her permission if she has an issue with d new development she shud complain. By d end of d evening get her to a lonely place nd kiss her...pls don't ask her b4 doing it JUST DO IT. Den go home no matter how it ended.
4. Her reactions will tell u if uve successfully moved urself out of d frndzone or not. Then from dia take it one step at a tym.
P.s its a lil old fashioned to do d will u b my gf tin. The first kiss nd d permission to kiss her again later pretty much summarizes d whole process.
* in harrysong voice* mama for the girls grin. if i follow this technique for laveda will i succeed? angry
Romance › Re: 8 Questions To Ask Yourself Before Getting A Girlfriend by danbrowndmf(m): 12:30am On Jan 17, 2017
leofab:
Funny
are you married? sorry, just ASKING FOR A friend
Celebrities › Re: Sarkodie And Wife Before Fame... MONEY Is Good O!! by danbrowndmf(m): 11:46pm On Jan 16, 2017
Fabulousb36:
How soon?
No tym abeg tongue
sooner than sarkodie`s own.... embarassed just be faithful
Celebrities › Re: Sarkodie And Wife Before Fame... MONEY Is Good O!! by danbrowndmf(m): 11:08am On Jan 16, 2017
Fabulousb36:
This one





My first fp...
I dedicate this one to all loyal black sisters... May ur man never liv u for a white sisi with fake boobs *cheers*
come let us start our own love affair now cus money go soon come.
Celebrities › Re: Musician Tekno Spotted With Swizzbeats At New York by danbrowndmf(m): 7:35pm On Jan 15, 2017
Shortyy:
OK.. DM
done!
Music/Radio › Re: 10 Nigerian Artistes Who Defy The Usual Lyrics Of Butts And Boobs by danbrowndmf(m): 5:38pm On Jan 14, 2017
1bkaye:
Some people are just trying to eat and fend for themselves in all fairness, they're looking to get paid and thats what the audience appear to like so they give it to them

Big fan of Blackmagic's music, waiting on the guy to drop something new smiley
blackmagic Stan. we know ourselves.
Celebrities › Re: Musician Tekno Spotted With Swizzbeats At New York by danbrowndmf(m): 5:31pm On Jan 14, 2017
Shortyy:
I'm drooling
I want to join open up. .
Phones › Re: What's The Funniest Wrong Number Text/call You've Ever Gotten? by danbrowndmf(m): 6:54pm On Jan 07, 2017
through out last year I gt calls from different number asking if I'm WizKid or olamide...they all keep saying they got my number from Google. even when I say I'm not WizKid some still say I'm lying... loool
Romance › Re: Nairalander Proposes To His Girl Friend by danbrowndmf(m): 7:29am On Dec 26, 2016
ButterFrost212:
How cute kiss kiss
Congrats on getting hitched and hurry up and do the wedding o, don't turn the girl to lord of the ring! Lol
fine geh..come let's go and marry Na angry
Jokes Etc › Re: These Are Some Of The Funniest Nigerian Tweets Of 2016! by danbrowndmf(m): 6:04am On Dec 26, 2016
Lmaooo . this post already made my morning
Celebrities › Re: Ufedo Sunshine Hits The Beach In A Transparent Gown (photos) by danbrowndmf(m): 11:44pm On Dec 24, 2016
deb303:
nudity is now the order of the day
we are sorry ma
Crime › Re: Woman Allegedly Attacked By Husband's Mistress, OAP Divine Ighovie Cries Out by danbrowndmf(m): 11:21am On Dec 24, 2016
Berbierklaus:
grin
She lost her last me on her last paragraph, when she typed pray for your husband?

Like seriously?
This woman wan die there
And when she dies the husband will marry the mistress
who lose?
ki lo'n sele Na? Mi o ri mail e Na
Celebrities › Re: Photos From Mr. Eazi’s “life Is Eazi” Concert by danbrowndmf(m): 10:35am On Dec 24, 2016
rokiatu:
So now we wouldn't hear because of this guy. undecided
you don't upload your pictures again. Why? Abi because of this wankers?
Romance › Re: A Friend Needs Your Advice by danbrowndmf(m): 12:26am On Dec 24, 2016
Berbierklaus:
check your mail.
not seeing anything in my mail
Romance › Re: A Friend Needs Your Advice by danbrowndmf(m): 9:01pm On Dec 23, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Changed lines a long time ago,you know where else to get me
check ur mail
Romance › Re: A Friend Needs Your Advice by danbrowndmf(m): 8:42pm On Dec 23, 2016
Berbierklaus:
Sweetheart make we hear word ojae gringringrin
Help who grow financially? And what's your gain doing that? is he helping her grow financially?
let's not even broaden this subject.
So a guy should be akagum in the name of she should have her own money ni?
A relationship without money is dead on arrival, it is better they both have something doing,and he appreciates her in his own capacity likewise she do same for him.

Say no to Stingy guys
Say no to broke guys.
They don't worth the trouble of relationship

I'm not here for likes and praising comments tonight,so make no ediot quote me grin.
your numbers ain't going through...
Celebrities › Re: Why most celebrities didn't show up for the headies 2016 awards (short reason) by danbrowndmf(m): 7:58pm On Dec 23, 2016
Berbierklaus:
You are so right about Tecno.
What this people fail to realize is thar artistes can actually fade.

WandeCoal is yet to gain that ground he was on even with all the tracks he is released this year, I don't think he was nominated in any category self.
nominated in three categories grin
Politics › Re: Rashidat Bello And Jaywon Donate To Widows For Christmas (Photos) by danbrowndmf(m): 11:20am On Dec 22, 2016
Smh.
Romance › Re: Come In Here, Let's Make A Wish.... (not New Year Resolution) by danbrowndmf(m): 2:31am On Dec 22, 2016
To sell out m'y comedy concert worth over six hundred people,by april 2017.
Romance › Re: I Can’t Count Number Of Men That Slept With Me, 17-yr Impregnated Student (pics) by danbrowndmf(m): 2:07am On Dec 22, 2016
ireneony:
She is older than seventeen
Irène your dy shoot catalpult o
Romance › Re: If You Know About Her Past, Will You Still Marry Her? by danbrowndmf(m): 1:58am On Dec 22, 2016
pinkycute:
Oga Op!?

You no get pass baa huh
hey babe
Celebrities › Re: Vector Writes Open Letter To FG ; Accuses Them Of Killing The Future Of Nigeria by danbrowndmf(m): 11:13pm On Dec 01, 2016
vector...that intelligent guy. spot on bro.

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