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KingTom:
but you know underneath those long skirts big shirts and scarfs there are some very pretty ones you'd be surprised

Yeap Yeap... You're right bro.


Have you come across any Religious girl before?

emitoz:
You know, like having a taste of what the future holds, just in case if the 'future' isn't 'future' enough, you can go for another 'future'

Seriously, falz the badt guy needs to sign you up for those rhymes.

Those phrases gat me laughing sha.

KingTom:
and once they lock up no way again but Sha they are very very generous lovers

So generous bro.


Buh the only flop they get na, most of them aren't pretty.

emitoz:
Lol, then why not start practising the 'future' already.

Lol! How should they practise the future brother?

KingTom:
Religious girls can frustrate your life Ehn

Lol! They do frustrate guys life just like "Nigeria Petrol Stations" during fuel scarcity.

Flexherbal:
Op: are you talking from experience?

Hmm! Partially from experience.

emitoz:
Why keep a boyfriend then?

For future purpose bro.

faithugo64:
hahahahahaha

they wear layers upon layers of clothing,just like this

3 panties
3 tights
2 bras
2 singlets

just incase you wana try anything,these are enough to discourage you

Lol! Exactly... You're right.

fulfillbill:
If she no do like this, you sef go dey wonder whether she be dat farmer tool

Hilarious at the bolded words.

vicstar:
lol .

Don't lie o. Aint I right? About ur father being a pastor.

ButteredBiscuit:
[color=#40e0d0]I'm "religious" an this isn't so fer every lady

°I will hug you
.....unless yer hands become explorers
•I won't turn yer hospitality
....unless you can't cook
°We can sit close
...just behave yaself.Thank you sir
°Lol! I won't spit scrpitures at you [/color]

That really gat me laughing loud.

vizkiz:
I don't allow "church sisters" to visit me not even when I am ill. Especially not when I am ill

Why bro? Is it because they do preach alot? I guess so.

Angelberry:
Danceville again

Lol! Angelberry again...*Big grin*

UrWorstNitemare:

OP. u ar blessed

Blessed you were brother.

Cheerz!

UrWorstNitemare:

OP. u ar blessed

Blessed you were brother.

Cheerz!

Cholls:
my brother don't underestimate the forming of some church sisters o

Na them sabi pass.

Hmm!


Buh I guess few of them sha.

vicstar:
yap, wen u observe her meticulously u'll find out.

This guy... Seriously you no holy o.


I'm very sure your dad must be a pastor...*grin*

vicstar:
I bet you if u eventually put 'em in d mood, ur gunna see d hoe in 'em every chick got one u just need to know d trigger button

Trigger button? You kidding me.

banjicom:
Be like say my yansh dey scratch me, dis mosquito bad ooo

Lol! Don't you have a mosquitoes' net?

sinaj:
Religious girls like us don't act like that









*in Ade's voice* op why u lying

Idon'tbelieve you're religious.


Lying? As in how.

sinaj:
Religious girls like us don't act like that









*in Ade's voice* op why u lying

Idon'tbelieve you're religious

Zyzman:
Hmm some dey front o dem bad die

Meaning bro?

No time to check Wristwatch jare.
Lemme drop the stuff quickly like "Usain Bolt".

1. They Make Sure They Wear An Unseductive Dress

Religious ladies make sure they dress unseductively.They're not like ladies that do wear "Gown" that only covers half of the breast and butt.Religious ladies dress like that because they know some guys can be having sexual arousal towards them.They dress to avoid any arousal of sex.

2. Refuses To Hug

They refuse hugging their boyfriend at his house.They do think hugging is a sin.Because when they both hug, she feels as if he has touched her boobs through hugging.You can't ever see a religious lady giving you a hug but she prefers a handshake.

3. They Talk About The Bible Or Quran

They love asking questions about the bible or quran."Who's the father of Isaac"? And the guy will be like "What the hell is wrong with her".They love preaching and talking about their religion belief.Sometimes, it makes the day boring for the guy.

4. They Hate You Playing Action, Love Or Adventurous Movies

They detest you playing those movies for them because they do know some of the movies contain sinful scenes like "Sex".They prefer watching a religious movies, or nothing.

5. Decline Food And Drinks

Whenever you offer them something to eat or drink, they refuse taking it buh only ask for a glass cup of water.They always caution themselves not to fall victim of molestation or being rape through the food or drinks.

6. There Make Sure There's Gap Between She And You

They make sure there's distance between both of you.They avoid close distance.Religious ladies don't want to destroy her personality and don't want to feel anything guilty.They know guys do have a belief that when a lady visits him, he must take advantage of her.

7. They Avoid Making Use Of Make-ups

You can't a religious lady using make up kits like "Powder, lipsticks etc.They don't want to allure the guy so that he won't demand for sex.

I drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

Written By
DanceVille

IamLEGEND1:
I think there is a bit of repetition of points but excellent write-up all round.

+ #SaiMimzyForMissNL

Thanks bro.

0ubenji:
Lol..U seem to av had a bad day

That's what I think so.

amzee:
Hey mister i dont even know anybody named Hadez not to talk of copying his work.Take a chill pill Bro.

Let me refer you to the link.
www.nairaland.com/30540546/6-signs-lady-want-to-sleep


Maybe you're the one that suppose to take a chill pill.

www.google.com

Fastest means of searching.

tosyne2much:
Spot on bro

I dey come ......

Can't believe you fall for this plagiarism.
This thread was created by Hadez. The op just copy paste the write- up.
Cc:lalasticlala

rIaYoll:
True even though i dont care bout the other points but PHYSICAL APPEARANCE is a must for me because i no fyn

That doesn't matter.

U no fyn? Lol!

Suigeneris93:
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Counter thread? Hmm! Can't wait to see that.

ogorwyne:
Either Rich or poor, do well to marry who you love and who loves you. And about family background, hmm, am not saying do a background check if the guy is from a rich or humble background o. Family background in marriage is a serious ball game. No jokes. This is Africa we know what background means sha.

Hilarious at the bolded words.

mrtantalizers:
But most ladies know these. They just don't want to live with d reality. Let any lady marry whoever she deems fit. For every choice, there are always consequences which might be good or bad.

I support you on that.
For every choices, there's always a consequences.