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Hadez:
Do I look like I need support?

Why don't you ask the Sky..

Hadez:
Mtchewww.. . So u r blind to see how he insults women, now u r supporting when I want to give him a dose of his own medicine

Sowie! Nobody is supporting you.

Hadez:
We should be careful of what we type online. How dare he generalize women calling them olosho. He could get sued for typing this rubbish in a civilised country. I hate it when a dumb unintelligent stupid boy sits in the corner of his room to show is shallow mind in public.

Since he felt he has a point, well let's generalize I guess the ladies in his family should be added to the list of oloshos too

Relax dear..
It's just an opinion of his.

The best thing you suppose to do is count yourself out of it since you know you aint guilty of it.

Nice one Emusmith.

If any lady fault this write up... She needs to be examine.

There is a major problem with ladies nowadays.
And that is...They don't know how to handle relationship..

Ladies nowadays like forming hard to get, and that's what annoys me most...

Forming Hard to get is one major stunt ladies exhibit and it shouldn't be.
They need to lower their standard they placed themselves.

If not, even 40years of age, they might not get engaged.

#FACTS!


Cheerz!

EroticAngelina:
its all good dear the mistakes are not even that obvious. once again, nice write up

Thanks Dear.

babs01:
u try

Really.

Hadez.
It isn't guys fault..When there's no job everywhere, the economy is harsh, standard of living is low and there's shortage of money in circulation.


Those ladies do what they deem fit to do in order to survive.Though, it do annoy me whenever I see a well-brougt girl twerking her waist just for a thousand, I feel sad.

There's no one to blame for it..

Even the one worst than that is gonna happen.Let's just pray everything is gonna change..

Can I send you a Pm?

Cc:Lalasticlala.


Please help me give this thread a wider coverage.

Our female folks are not talking.Let's hear their opinions on this.


Thanks!

Tizzle1, businesstools and greatdesire. What's your views about this thread?

babs01:
lyk u?

Hmm! Maybe.. #TeamVirginTillWeddingNight.

DaZion:
Let me jus add one.
9.SHE TRIES PULLING UR TROUSER OFF BY FORCE
cc:Danceville

Nice one bros.

babs01:
who turns down offer from pu.ssy? who does that? Nt even if I'm on sick bed.

Hmm! Some guys do.

moski5:
how yu go take know 2

He's going to use 3D glasses.

UyiIredia:
@ DanceVille: You left out ignore it and move on

Really? Thanks.

Ezedon:
I will only refused to have sex with a girl if she
1, is not attractive
2, is borehole or roundabout
3, is too kind
4, is dirty. because I'm always in the mood

4G network abi? Because you're always in the mood.

vizkiz:
They want sex, they don't want sex... What the furck do they want

Lol! I guess they will prefer Money.

damseyl:
What is this

Question?

EroticAngelina:
Nice writeup, buh op, ur English carry weight o

I'm not that good in English o..

Where are the ladies? Please don't fault this write- up o.

OmaFresh:
Nyce post, ,new here sha, , any advice frm frnds?

Welcome bro.

Ladies are very funny, silly and very mean to guys who denied having sex with her.

They feel like "How could you turn me down"..."I'm I so cheap?".

Without wasting much time.
Here are 8 ways ladies act when a guy refuses having sex with Her.

1. They Label Him Impotent

Ladies always label guys who turned them down for sex impotent; A person that cannot perform very much in bed.When a guy turned down the offer of having sex with her, from that day onward the guy has been labelled Impotent.She don't mind saying it infront of him that day.."You This Impotent".

2. They Call Him Unromantic Boy

When a guy denied having sex with her, ladies assume that the guy is not romantic.This makes me remember the day I went to my girlfriend's house and she took me to her room.She removed her shirt leaving the bra and she said, "Should we start"? I said, "Start what"? Please My mother advised me not to have sex with any girl until I'm married.
After hearing this, she said am not romantic sef and she's only teasing me maybe I'll fall for it...Crap!

3. End Up The Relationship At The Spot

They end up the relationship immediately after the guy refused having sex with her..They feel ashame of themselves.

4. Badmouth Him Whenever She And Her Friends Pass By Him

Look at that Impotent guy, he didn't even know what is call sex talkless having sex with a girl.
I'm pretty sure he must possess a small dick.That's what they say among themselves.

5. Chase Him Out Of Her Room

Without blinking of an eye when the guy say NO, with immediate effect, they resulted in chasing him out of her room.Or she says..."You need to go now, I'm going somewhere".

6. Lie She's On Period

They do lie that they are on period when the guy refused to have sex with her..
"Oops! I even forgot am on my period".

7. She Rapes Him

Chai! This makes me remember the day my friend was almost raped by her female friend in our house..Had it been I haven't knocked the door, who knows maybe the guy would have been raped.
They tried raping him even if it's by drugging him to dead, they don't care.

8. They Start Raining Curses On Him

After the guy say NO to her sex request.The lady is so frustrated that she starts raining curses on him, because he has saw her unclothedness.Sister, who send you to remove your cloth? Some ladies don't even mind going to a "Babalawo"(Spiritual Father) or "Alfa" to help them curse him.
May God help us sha.

Feel free to add yours

Ladies, which of these are you guilty of?


Written By
DanceVille

agbangam:
I love dis thread ...
My mum did all to us even my neighbours too did same to their children...
U will hear " Emekaaaaaaaaaaa give me dat water on d table and her leg on is on dat table"

Lol! My mum also do the same.

prinsam30:
OP which one did you participated in

Seriously, almost all

Charliiee:
First thing that comes to mind after reading write-ups like this is "were we all raised by same parents" because we all can relate

'Tis Nature bro.

That's it how it must be since we're Nigerians.

goodheart02:
I remember mine. Whenever a sexual scene mistakenly pops up on the screen, you see popsy observing me from the corner of his eyes. The discomfort from his eyes and my JT instantly makes me pretend I have mosquito bites.

Hilarious!

He needs to be demoted from his position that grant him the chance of battering a female lawmaker.

Or has he forgot, it's a woman that gave birth and raised him to what he is today.

I hope they make a good judgement sha.

Op, were you the one that wrote this beautiful thread? Cc:omenti

Copy Copy.
10 Things You Can Relate With If You Were Raised By Nigerian Parent
This is my thread Egbon.
Abeg, write yours.
www.nairaland.com/3060153/10-things-relate-raised-nigerian

Marlvin:
Funny,

At infancy; Parents teach their kids how to 'talk and walk' When they become Adults, same parents orders them to 'sit down and shut up.'

It's dumbfounded me also.

Cc:Lalasticlala and Farano.
Which of these can you relate with?

endowednicky:
so funny....
That slap, I can never forget,My uncle ....asking rhetorical questions that'll make you be looking like a mumus !!!!and when you keep quiet,una don become mate ..na slap kuku dey follow am,that kinda slap that you'll see a sudden flashlight like star!!! chai!!!

Hilarious!

That slap that you'll begin to see Many bright stars in your eyes.

ebubey:
na wash

Are you disagreeing with the list?