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Crime / Re: Boy Bites Off Man’s Lip And Tongue In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by Dandsome: 3:21pm On Jun 21, 2019
Wait o what brought the mouths/lips of two men close to each other to the point of having contact?

Gay things gone wrong or what?

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Politics / Re: Yerima Shettima: The North Will Produce Next President In 2023 by Dandsome: 3:17pm On Jun 21, 2019
Tinubu. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


We are sure that this government has not favoured the North. This government is purely a South-West government. They have taken everything.

Those of you who support blindly I hope you can see clearly that the nepotism is just starting?

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Phones / Re: Huawei’s Troubles Are A Big Opportunity For Ericsson And Nokia by Dandsome: 9:37pm On Jun 20, 2019
Okay

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Crime / Re: Task Force Arrests, Prosecutes 13 "7-up" Workers For Traffic Offence (pics) by Dandsome: 3:23pm On Jun 20, 2019
Sanwo Olu didn't get it right here.

The penalties on traffic offense it's like killing a fly with a sledge hammer.

What business does lastma have with tyres, vehicle particulars and driving license?

If they do all that then what is the job of road safety?

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Politics / Re: INEC Received N1.47 Billion For Servers Ahead Of 2019 Election - Premium Times by Dandsome: 9:46am On Jun 19, 2019
No matter how far and fast lie runs, the truth will always overtake it

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Travel / Re: Lagos Traffic Taskforce Begins Clampdown Against Traffic Offender by Dandsome: 4:08pm On Jun 18, 2019
But there's something the government neglected, or they turned a blind eye on purpose so people can fall victims.

The area I'm talking about is the area of "one way"

The locations designated as "one way" should have a bold and clear signal notifying motorist of that it's a one way route.

Most of the signs that should warn motorists are either not there or very faint.

I know sanwo olu is looking for means to generate money to pay the 100% increase in salary he promised them, but he should do it with fear of God.

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Science/Technology / Re: Common Snake In Eti-Osa Area Of Lagos: Is It Venomous Or Poisonous? by Dandsome: 3:58pm On Jun 18, 2019
goodnewscliff:
y re u people madt gan open d mouth of a live snake? or deaded snake u re right nairaland aint a place for advice

Mr ITK the picture the Op posted is the picture of a dead snake. You can open the mouth with a stick.

Okachamara!!!
Science/Technology / Re: Common Snake In Eti-Osa Area Of Lagos: Is It Venomous Or Poisonous? by Dandsome: 2:09pm On Jun 18, 2019
Nairaland.com. A place where not to get advice and suggestions.

Op open the mouth and check if it has fangs. That's a sign of a poisonous snake.

Most poisonous snakes have broad heads

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs France: How Super Falcons Could Still Qualify Despite 1-0 Defeat by Dandsome: 10:31am On Jun 18, 2019
Okay, but my question is MUST WE ALWAYS LET IT GET TO THE POINT WHERE THE WHOLE NATION WILL BECOME MATHEMATICIANS AND START "PERMUTATIONS AND COMBINATIONS"?

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Business / Re: Help, My Staff Are Stealing My Money In Millions by Dandsome: 10:11am On Jun 15, 2019
ultron12345:
This is the problem. The business involves taking the goods to the market on market days where market women come to buy. No-one will agree to pay upfront, they'll just switch to other suppliers on the market day. They prefer live business. Pay and carry.

What are the goods in question?

That way we can know the best way to give an advice
Education / Re: Randy EKSU Lecturer Caught Pants Down With Student by Dandsome: 7:42pm On Jun 14, 2019
Chai
Phones / Re: Can A Hacked Facebook Account Be Recovered? by Dandsome: 4:16pm On Jun 05, 2019
No
TV/Movies / Re: Virginity Test In A Yoruba Film (Photos) by Dandsome: 2:43pm On May 29, 2019
eazisky:


dumb comment, it would have been better u didn't comment at all cos this just brought out how senseless you are, u can only hate those above you, its like a complement, enjoy

Look at this bobrisky's brother tongue
TV/Movies / Re: Virginity Test In A Yoruba Film (Photos) by Dandsome: 1:18pm On May 29, 2019
Yes na. For yoruba film anything can happen.

Some Yoruba films and Korean film I no know which one useless pass

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Politics / Re: Presidency Reacts As Chibok Parent Insists Boko Haram Still Controls 49 Towns by Dandsome: 10:30am On May 29, 2019
Government of lies


The presidency, reacting, said there is difference between infestation and actually controlling of a place.

Now this is very nauseating to say the least.

One day, monkey go go market, e no go return. FG continue. Whatever you're planting will soon germinate

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Autos / Re: Checkout All Automobile Names And Their Logos - Headng.com by Dandsome: 10:26am On May 29, 2019
Where is IVM?

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Celebrities / Re: Onye Eze And Blessing Okoro Drinking Together After Her Arrest (Photos) by Dandsome: 9:20pm On May 27, 2019
Publicity stunt.

If you know you know.

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Finds Lover After 3 Kids As Boyfriend Kneels Down To Propose (pic) by Dandsome: 8:08am On May 27, 2019
Where there is a will, there's a way.


I no de put mouth for this kind matter.

I'm outta here

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Politics / Re: Bridge Leading To Rochas Okorocha’s Village Collapses For The Third Time by Dandsome: 8:02am On May 27, 2019
For the 3rd time? As in 1,2,3?

Crockocha na failure

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Daniels Dances To Celebrate Her Daughter, Regina Daniels Induction Ritual by Dandsome: 7:50am On May 27, 2019
Omihanifa:


VIP ahomka womu lines grin grin
grin grin cheesy cheesy
Politics / Re: Buhari May Block NASS Final Push To Oust Magu by Dandsome: 7:49am On May 27, 2019
Okay o.

When will he block herdsmen from killing innocent and hard working Nigerians?

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Celebrities / Re: Rita Daniels Dances To Celebrate Her Daughter, Regina Daniels Induction Ritual by Dandsome: 7:30am On May 27, 2019
Back then when we were in the world, we used to call fresh young babes like this CTY.


CTY : Catch Them Young (And they will be yours forever)


Ned has caught his own "CTY" wink wink grin

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Politics / Re: Breaking News: Kayode Fayemi Emerges As Chairman Elect, Nigeria Governors Forum by Dandsome: 12:15am On May 23, 2019
Onlinealaba:
F

Booking space abi?

I Don catch you grin tongue
Travel / Re: Air Peace To Begin Flights To Johannesburg, Sharjah In June by Dandsome: 5:49pm On May 22, 2019
When will they start flying to Jos? After all they fly to Yola.... I mean Yola o shocked

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Crime / Re: Jones Abiri Charged For Terrorism In Nigeria by Dandsome: 5:45pm On May 22, 2019
Hahahahaha

Nigeria has her own definition for everything. From calling IPOB terrorists to charging Jones for terrorism.

You see this thing the current government is doing ehnn, it will reach everybody

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Politics / Re: More Troubles For Emir Sanusi by Dandsome: 6:34pm On May 12, 2019
As you make your bed, so will you lie on it.

Remember when Fayose said those who ride on the back of the tiger will eventually end up in its belly?

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Crime / Re: Cops Who Killed Osaze Osagie, Nigerian Student In US, Cleared Of Charges by Dandsome: 11:59am On May 12, 2019
Damn

Were they expecting something else?
Family / Re: Nigerian Male Identical Triplets Share Adorable Pictures by Dandsome: 5:44pm On May 09, 2019
Wow...

Just like say person use one of the guys do COPY AND PASTE

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Family / Re: Drama In Morgue As 4 Women Claim Body Of Man Each Knew As Their Husband by Dandsome: 4:53am On May 09, 2019
Now that's better drama
Sports / Re: Aaron Ramsey In Tears As He Bids Farewell To Arsenal by Dandsome: 9:20am On May 06, 2019
At least there's hope of lifting a trophy with Juve
Crime / Re: ACP Yomi Shogunle Transferred To Nkalagu by Dandsome: 6:38am On May 04, 2019
Pride goeth before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo To Nnamdi Kanu: I Will Kill You If You Try Me by Dandsome: 4:33am On May 01, 2019
These two noisy people should stop disturbing us abeg.

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