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Before nko?

Okay.

That's means there was a demotion somewhere initially. So why the initial denial.

Why should a governor's wife demote a headmistress?

Does she have the power to do so? Northerners will trample on the rights of the Easterners, the Easterners will now trample on the rights of their fellow brothers again.

No wonder no one takes them seriously politically.

Okay now that I have occupied this space, what have I gained? Nothing.

Where is the part where the chibok girls were held?

Okay. But if they eventually muster courage to release it, just watch and see how names of those northern APC members will be missing,especially if they're in the good books of the presidency

Which one is gegemu again

That's the wicked world we live in. Now they have shifted the blame from the rapists to the "rapee".

If you investigate further, you'll be shocked to find out that the parents of one of the rapists is a staff of the school. They're looking for how to cover it up.

The girl also had her fair share of the blame. This isn't the first time she's being raped. What happened to the culprits of the first rape?

stieyven:
Do not take the name of the Lord in vain. Exodus 20:7

Akuko.... Story for the gods

Okay. What next? Is that why he was voted?

I'm really losing it. Why are Nigerians like this? Why do we like celebrating mediocrity?

A governor paddles a boat alone, so what??

Seun, I just tire for you o.

Is this what this forum has come down to?

Can't you just post something educational, where our younger ones can learn something from instead of this rubbish? I mean, the educational stuff will still draw traffic...!!!

Seun please kindly monitor your mods before they make Nairaland look like 2go of blessed memories

See as everyone de dissociate himself from this woman. Is she that bad?

Even shekau get fans too na.


Where are all the people cheering her up when she was calling out these people??

Now they are all quiet.

Kunu sippers..... Those who understand will understand what I mean

Speaking from both sides of his mouth

Hmmmm. Pastor Don hammer

When you think you've seen it all, then you see another one from a different perspective

HISTORY OF APRIL FOOL

April 1 is named "FOOL'S DAY" after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He inherited and lost all his father's assets. He did 105 business in his life time. At d age of 19 he married a 61 old woman. She divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. So everyone started calling him as father of the fools. The 1st of April is actually dedicated to him since it's his birthday.

He used to read all kind of fake stories like you are doing now. You are angry because I totally got you.

April fool... Enjoy your day.

HAPPY NEW MONTH and may this month bring more of God's blessings upon your life.

Amen.

HISTORY OF APRIL FOOL

April 1 is named "FOOL'S DAY" after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He inherited and lost all his father's assets. He did 105 business in his life time. At d age of 19 he married a 61 old woman. She divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. So everyone started calling him as father of the fools. The 1st of April is actually dedicated to him since it's his birthday.
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He used to read all kind of fake stories like you are doing now. You are angry because I totally got you.

April fool... Enjoy your day.

HAPPY NEW MONTH and may this month bring more of God's blessings upon your life.

Amen.

So sad.

Meanwhile, OP it is burst and not busted.

You're welcome.

We learn everyday.

ME self no de perfect.

discusant:
Sharrap, wannabe Wildlife protector. Snakes are ugly, most dangerous, and above all stupid. Kill them before they foolishly kill you.

No need for quarrel. All I can tell you is "see pic of you below"

Chai... Everybody wants to claim I TOO KNOW on top another person matter.

Can't we just have something that is safe in this country again? Even Uber too is no longer safe?

Nawaoooo. I give up.

If you were to describe Nigerian commercial banks, this is how some people will describe them.



1. U.B.A: That bank looks like a shrine..
Everywhere is just painted Red! And the bank is very stingy, they will never employ workers. It's only UBA you will enter & see empty cashier seats... They will be like employ only 1 Cashier who end up delaying customers.


(2) GTB: This bank has the highest number of customers! The only bank that looks like aba ariaria market. The only difference is that you see people with suits and pens

(3) Skye Bank: Hian! This bank will just be looking like somebody's bathroom. Very small bank, dem go jampack people like sardines! Their workers no dey even wear suit again probably because of heat... Everybody dey enter the bank with hand fan.

(4) Diamond Bank: Only their Lemon Green Colour can make you open 18 accounts with them even if nothing is inside. That is the only thing good about them. The have few branches in city, their banking hall is like onitsha main market place.

(5) Zenith bank: Dis one ehn...? The only thing dem know how to do best is to decorate their walls with mirrors.

You will just stay at the front and be seeing someone behind you. Sometimes if you enter the bank, you
will be confused, you won't even know which road to follow because everybody is appearing two two for the mirror I wonder if their CEO is a Crystal palace fan. Just carry crystal full everywhere!

(6) Sterling Bank : hmm this bank looks like eatery atimes I used to mistake it for where they are selling ice creams ices and sharwama


(7) Union Bank: Chai! This bank ehn? I cannot fit yab dem because dem old pass my grandpapa!.

Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the children of Israelites have accounts with Union bank... Their security men sef na old old old papas dem be....
You go enter bank to pay na people with walking stick u go dey see ..


8 FCMB : Them just b like a beautiful woman without attitude u will never know until marry her put for house all your incomes will just be going for aso ebi and ice cream...

Add your own description of banks.


Someone should tell us about first bank, Wema bank and the person can keep the change

decatalyst:
The use of English language on Nairaland can be disturbing!


Op, capture is not the same as kill!

He captured it and KILLED it. Read the topic again, however do it slowly this time around.

More

If care is not taken, our children will only see snakes while watching nat geo wild or through pictures.

The rate at which our wildlife is depleting, it calls for concern almost as the issue of depleting ozone layer.

Below are the pics of a young man allegedly hawking a snake he killed.

Would you buy it?

And how much can you pay for it?


Please nobody should call lalasticlala here, another person should buy it and not him



Mods please move to the right section.

Thanks

Problem is that other potential thieves won't learn.

Sorry for some people.

No wonder boko haram will continue to finish them. This is the same person that was indicted for supporting boko haram.

Well, I'm not surprised. We'll soon see where they're sharing money for protesting

Puke

Kemen again? This people want to kill this guy? Is he the only one with muscles?

See him openly declaring support for one of the housemates.

https://www.nairaland.com/3713155/bbn-exclusive-kemen-openly-declares

Okay. I searched very well, but couldn't find PMB's name there. If this were to be 2015, trust me his name would have been no 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5. How times fly and things change. Smh


Congrats to the recipients

Evicted BBNaija housemate Kemen declares his support for BBNaija housemate EFE. He had chat and took pictures with EFE's elder brother Stephen.


See pictures below.

Kemen in the middle, EFE's brother is first from the left.

This EFE brother resemble EFE well well o.

I'm sure Kemen can never support TBoss in anything again.



When I get the pictures of family members of other housemates I'll let you know.

Cc: Seun, lalasticlala, mynd44

Thanks OP.... I guess someone will soon get a list for ear infections lets know which one bubu is suffering from