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freecocoa: Please while you guys are it, make una pray for me too.

My tooth aches like mad.

The prayer point should be "let the tooth troubling cocoa fall out on its own without her visiting the dentist"

Than you all.

come collect teeth i get extra, my teeth na 36

Oluwa olorun oba, mogbe iranse re madam patience jonathan sie lowo,olorun bami mi lara da,bi motingba adura yi ki imularada ba nibikibi tio o bawa,angel micheal ode orun mo ranyi nishe bayi ki e dariji,gbogbo idena inu aiye eba mi tusile,ki ase kogun.ni oruko jesu oluwa wa amin.

freecocoa: Torres better no play this 2nd half o.
so
That guy is just frigging annoying.

he is a FUCKING BASTARD son of a BITCH

I HATE STOKE CITY,GAWD!!!

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Mehn u dey vex o,oga seun wetin u think

lol

Yomieluv: See as other nations are advancing in technology,and Nigerians are promised portable water 2025.....atatimes I regret being a Nigerian living in Nigeria..why didn't my fore fahers sold To slavery sef.

my brother dont loose hope yet now, you can still put your family into slavery or sell them that way none of future member will be a nigerian...just a suggestion o no offence

ogugua88: Where there's a will, there's a way

oh yez it actually happened in my backyard

push

ogugua88: Nwayo. Na coincidence. Was I on Nairaland in 2008? It's not thread recycling if the old thread is four years old. Take your vex elsewhere. Please.



It's a bad idea. Michelle Obama is promoting fresh foods. We're selling ofe onugbu in a bag. A whole ofe onugbu. Na abomination o lol.

To make such foods last, preservatives are added. Half of the chemicals used to make food last I can't even pronounce. I dey fear. Maybe e go balance sha. The bag may cause cancer but, according to the website, egusi prevents cancer. So it's all good lmao.

what is it with you and food since yesterday na? i am sure the party didnt go well yesterday right

Oh yez,well for the past 4years i have been buying packed african stuffs been a while i get em fresh

naijababe: This dude is a clown

that dude no be clown o

naijababe: Well, since I went cold turkey I have been delivered. But when I go naija, dat deliverance dey fly out of the window sha.

kpele, so no groundnut for turkey, how turkey now

naijababe: Omo u don't want to know the relationship I have with groundnut. My mama nearly sent me on groundnut deliverance when I was a kid. No be small tin o, I tell you.

omashe o,so do u stil have an intimate relationship with groundnuts or u r now delivered,i hope u dont have kro kro down there o

ogugua88: Beans and stew with plantain
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Akamu/Pap/Ogi
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is this yello akamu or custard?? heard akamu is good for breastfeeding woman na true?

engineerd: Yes sir! its garnished with parsley too.....LOL

hmm i dont mind tasting sha

naijababe: Never said I wasn't darling

see as u sabi wetin groudnut fit go with as if na in u dey chop everyday honey

engineerd: gaddamnnn.....i'm this close to masxxxturbating to these dishes....Holy ghost fire fall on me! i rebuke the devil!

WTF,u wan release on moimoi??

naijababe: Nothing like Aboki groundnut especially when it's freshly fried, no added salt required. Eat with guguru, boli, garri, bread or on its on.......hmmmm...yummy.

u be real paki

berem: wetin you dey yarn sef? All that taekwando skills all in the name of peeling yam? Yam wey bitter must bitter.abeg try other types of yam especially abuja yam.that one no bitter at all.no mind wetin ujchief dey misyarn!

and me dey mind am,i bin won try am tomorrow sef as person no sabi diff btw abuja and sokoto yam

ogugua88: Yam. I'm not a fan of plantain.

ok whatever u say, even though u want me to have otapiapia na one hand

ogugua88: Plantain and peanuts

https://i48.tinypic.com/vqodo0.jpg

dammit,should i have this one tomorrow or the fry yam??

my dinner tomorrow

crackhouse: This is the reason why Nigerians are afraid to die and always pray to live long.

you mean nigerians like food pass anything?

ujchief: kind of, especialy if u dont want ur yams turning out biter after fryin

i am having that for lunch tomorrow,i will see what u mean

ogugua88: Omg is this really moin moin?
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ayam goin to ofload again!

ujchief: after peelin the yam, dont lie it horizontaly on the table and slice it thru. Hold it up, like its standing, and cut it upwards-down. Not soo long like plaintain chips. That way, it wont be bitter after fryin, thats wat i mean. Thank me later.

is that somekind of tradion that apply to slicing of yam?

ogugua88: So what have we been posting? Russian food?

swedish dishes hehehe

ujchief: easy bros, its like dis wan pain u soo much! Kpele, but u've been insultin me since the inception of this thread. Anyway, i'll let u be. . .

no it didnt pain me and i never insulted u,u did

ujchief: are u hitting on her? Shes a Mod and u're geting a life ban in Nl if u try that.

eeya,i didnt know mod were robots

ujchief: isnt it beter than walkin around wit d!c.k the size of my index finger and strenght of tortoise? The hard way is the only way!

Mr ujchief,if my d,i,c,k is too small for u to suck everyday,try suck horse d,i,c,k plz!