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Commercial drivers are too reckless, obstinate and unnecessarily aggressive. The way they speed, you will think they have 9 lives and yet they don't even have money to pay for their own medical bills talk less of others. So uncouth and irritating. Hence I'm always happy when police assaults them

Awon eyan Shey goh bayi?. A human being like You. Layin Shey baba abi iya to bie

Eyan ton to bi tie,tonyagbe bitie,ton dobo bitie,ton jeun bitie lenkunle fun. Ego teyin teyin. Etunfenu hora

Oro re o. Eyin okunrin, e fun lesi

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Lipslikecandy11:
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Shut that gutter u call mouth... U d?ck face.. Why u hating on him.... No b say u know any inspirational word... Maniac

mad man

A55 licker

Shapeless obese fool protecting it's own

This is raining season. What if the rain starts

And to think that someone died recently sitting on top of a train ,you will have thought Lagos commuters will Learn,but no. Always suffering from the e no fit happen to me syndrome instead of applying the preventive measure

Another nuisance is about to leave the world for good.good riddiance

Bintabisiriyu:
So because he was correct ing his girlfriend and so?? Woman are like children and they deserve to be treated with iron hand.

arindin.violence is correction?psychotic man.

So no matter how much the woman insult him he wont hear anything.lmaooo

Attention seeker stop ranting

Psoul:
I don't play office politics.
I was brought up by a God fearing disciplined parents.
I tell you what I like and what I don't like.
I know my worth. I know my boundaries.
Be u my boss or my colleague, U respect urself and I do same.
U piss me off, I tell u straight in your face (not forgetting to respect ur person)
If u continue, I tell you off and let the heaven fall.
I understand every of my firm's policies. I function within the policies.
I don't play politics with others in order to get one favour, promotion or retain my job.
God hates dat.
I beliv that the firm is just a tiny portion of this world. There is a bigger world outside that firm.
If I mess u up inside the world of my firm. I may face a bigger messing in the bigger world outside the firm.
I am not job desperate. I have never looked for a job. I have worked in may good firms and I tell you, I never went writing application.
It has always bn a case of..."Come, pls will u like to work with this firm?" If I say yes, every things fits in.
That is the kind of God I have.
In the office, I treat everyone with much respect I can give. I do my job well. I help others as much as I can. I don't gossip neither do iI listen to one.
Other office politics are not for me.

story for the gods.no one is a saint,not you me or anyone.we all fall,we all mess up at one point in time or thr other.so no need forming sanctimonious.even pastors screw up but like the bible will say be wise as a serpent but gentle as a dove

Even if you decide and make up yoir mind to stay away from office sex,you think they will not bring it to you free of charge?

Just take heed and do not be overconfident in yourself.the arm of flesh will fail you,so says the bible.

Im sure we all remember tai solarin story and how he fell

farady:
I'm enjoying this your narration. Please continue oh abeg.

she went home,thought about it and sought advice from her elder sis who is a lawyer.that one advised her to request for a transfer to another branch.

So when teniola got to the meeting she requested sir ill want to gain more work experience and work in a digferent envioronment.i will want to work and meet with new people.like you said sir,ive worked here for 5 years.please sir with all sense of humility can you grant me the opportunity to work with different peiple so that i can gain more knowledge in being a more effective and productive employee


Her boss had no other choice than to approve of her transfer
Na so she use style dodge her ogas schemes.his attention shifted away from her to other staffs.


So in handling office politics like any other politics

You need
1.tact
2.wisdom
3.diplomacy
4.foresight
5.vision for yourself
6.spoting a trap when you see one
7.avoiding distractions like office gossip,can i charge my phone in your office,i like your suit can you help me buy one,ill give you the money
8.breaking office unwritten codes i.e telling your boss her lipstick is too much (even if it is mind your buisness,thats not why youre there),
9.respect everyone whether youre older than them or not
10.even if a co worker is making psses or advances towards you,dont ever fall for it.it might be a trap from bosses or colleagues,if they are looking for someone to lay off and replace
11.no office sex is ever coded no matter how smart or careful you are.one day you will be careless in the heat of the moment and someone will know.he might use that as an opportunity to blackmail you or begin to gossip about till it gets to the ogas ears.in addition avoid office quickies no matter how much agro hold you.many offices these days have hidden cctv.theres a case of an organization.i dont want to mention the name.its a very big and popular organization in nigeria and an insider told me of 2 employees doing quickie by the corridor of the toilet and cctv camera captured them.every action was seen by the oga and now they are facing disciplinary actions.this is a guy that was given priviledges as an oga but because of konji both of them are at the verge of loosing their jobs
12.never ever sexually harass or try to take advantage of your surbodinates.it backfires and theyre the ones that will plot your downfall and sell you out to the oga.treat them with respect and talk to them with courtesy,married or not

13.If youre looking for wife or husband,look elsewhere not amongst your colleagues or surbodinates.
14.all these my office wife jokes or my office husband jokes breed messy office politics.stay away patapata
15.office preaching or disrribution of tracts.biko keep your religious beliefs to yourself
16.except oga personally decided to hold fellowships every morning before work starts,dont start it especially if your oga Is not of the same religious faith with you.it breeds unnecessary office religious politics wahala
17.dont encourage any female colleague if youre a man to be bringing food for you from home

lostluggage:
Wish i knew these tips before my first Job,
I hate being caught up in Office politics .. Its shitty.. But you have no option

the best way avoid office politics is

MIND YOUR BUISNESS AND STAY ON YOUR LANE. don't be to close to any colleague and don't be too distant from them. Just maintain a balance

If they invite you for their wedding just use style and tell the boss in a lighter note possibly after meeting. In the presence of everyone so that no one will think you are doing abosi or eye service . E. g oga Anita said shes getting married next Saturday o. She has even brought her aso ebi and I have bought it sir. Then tell Anita in obas presence, congrats Anita. Happy married life and then leave

Secondly don't ever beg, borrow or lend money to any colleague. All those things breed unnecessary familiarity and office politics

Don't club, party or go to any colleagues house to gossip about a fellow colleague

Don't date a colleagues husband or wife.its breeds disgusting drama

Don't fok in the office. No matter how big her ass is

Don't ever embezzle Or borrow company money to start or fund your own BUISNESS, build a house or buy a car. Such investments are dangerous and breeds embarrassment and disrespect when oga finds out even if you pay back

Dont ever date ogas daughter. You are crossing the line.it breeds office politics because the boss will be monitoring your every move and the moment you don't marry his daughter, you Don buy market for that company

Office politics is even more dangerous than Abuja politics

A friend of mine was jisting me about how her crafty boss set a trap for her because he wants to bring in his candidate and have a tenable excuse to lay her off and some other targets

So he called for an office meeting of all the staff and said he has been noticing that there's not much friendly relationship between his employees and he's not happy about that. He now called her name. This was how it went

Boss: teniola
Teniola: sir

Boss: You have been working here for the past 5 years and you have done well so far and contributed your expertise to the development of this company so I want to promote you to xyz position however, look at all these employees well, who do you want that will work with you and will be obedient to you and not disrespectful. Someone you can talk with and he or she will listen.chose from amongst these categories
Boss points his hands towards groups of people seated at the other end. (The people he pointed to have masters degrees) but she has only bsc with experience. According to the boss he said these are just fresh msc holders just fresh from school with no job experience whatsoever so I want them to learn on the job from you

Teniola knew that was a lie and he was just using that excuse to camouflage his real motive

This was because teniola had earlier complained that her surbodinates are rude and disrespectful to her ,now the boss is like the proverbial chief that put a hole on the ground and asked the man to seat on a chair where there's hole on the ground. He wants her to by herself make the choice so she won't have the justification to complain or reprimand them when they misbehave and the boss will be like shebi you complained the other time that Mr A was rude to you, now I gave you the opportunity to choose from people who are more educationally qualified even than you to work with you since they will show more maturity and you are complaining again. That shows your own is too much or you sef get problem and you're not a good leader that can carry everyone along. So I would like you to step aside so another person more qualified can take up the job. THAT WAS HIS END GAME

what then did teniola do. She said

Thank you sir for giving me this great privilege to choose from amongst these intelligent men and ladies you recommended to work with me but can you give me some time to think about it before I make my final choice?

Boss: OK but I give you a week

Fast forward to a week

Boss: so what's your conclusion, who will make a good surbodinate for you?

To be continued

cococandy:
She Lost me here.

“He will hurt you, really really damage you”.

Stop marrying psychos

exactly. Stop marrying narcissist then choke down your toxic opinions on others.

Op you're not talking about shyness, you're talking about subservience.all those are the characteristics of subservience and it's not difficult to see women with exactly all these characteristics,the problem is when you wife them, you begin to take them for granted because they're your wives. Disrespect them, ignore their feelings and show lack of consideration

Most women are like plants , the better you treat them, the more useful they become to you

dominique:
He used to act in those NTA soap-operas back then, RIP to him

yes I remember. The man that acts in " everyday people " .that soap opera in the 90s when family soap operas were still sane

See his bom bom

So when there was tanker explosion this one wasn't among. Funny boy

I will love to see what he will look like in his 50s

The building should have fallen over their heads so that more nuisances would be reduced on our roads because it's these dirty nonentities causing accident when they hang on public transport buses because of 20 naira and they're also the ones making transportation expensive.

They contribute no quota to the development of Lagos except to be shouting owo da

Onpe ki building fomowonlori. Awon Alakori gbo gbo. Ole, Ole, alapa masise afikan MA do asewo

SMH. Psychos

The lad doesn't look like his dad but happy birthday little boy

els0nm0rali:
Way better than drug smuggling.

Painment

Smh

faithesco:
or looking for a child !!!

Ordinary admission and she wanted to commit suicide we that JAMB has show pepper nko

it's not funny. Not everyone has emotional stamina it emotional maturity to handle the issues of life

Yorubas say enikan lomo. It's easy to say I'm a hard guy till the problems of life come so take several seats

School stress and academic depression is real
Whether being in a Nigerian university or not. These experiences are common to all students

Especially
1.supervisor delay
2.financial challenges
3.loneliness.no one to share your academic trials with or give you advice on what to do
4.parents expecting so much from you without understanding or relating to your internal crisis

Mshewww until ooni gbesele chioma

He seems to have forgotten ooni doesn't have wife neither is he impotent or lacks sexual urge

Be carrying yam close to a goat you hear

On an express road nitori olorun


Come and try this nonsense in Lagos Ibadan express road

Smh

Spirit of rise and fall is real. Pastor olukoya has preached about it. The devil sets trap for you and triggers greed and inordinate desires at the peak of your career so that you will make a disgraceful fall.

When you are building up your career he will leave you alone. When you have finished building it and want to sit and relax, that's when he will strike. Hence,most of our enemies are usually within. If you are looking for n enemy or before you pray for an enemy to die look within whether you are not praying against yourself to die

It happened to biblical David where Satan aggravated the spirit of lust and greed that was cleverly concealed within him to sleep with his employees wife.just when he had it all as a king. Money, fame, power and access to any and every kind of women

He did it to the professor in Oau, stopping so low to break professional ethics and sexually manipulate a student to sleep with him when he has access to numerous girls at his neck and call.

Therefore like the hymn goes thou art in the midst of foes watch and pray.

Don't think it can't happen to you because you're too disciplined,too holy or too sanctimonious. David was clearly loved by God yet Satan wanted him to loose all and die a disgraceful death

He is still employing his craftiness via various means. It's only strategy that has changed

els0nm0rali:
It's Monday morning. Trolling is not a job. Go get one, Dangote's mommy.

I'm out.

your bricklayer job?