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satope1: what's wrong with the mind? But wait that weed thing is good for cold since you rejected my natural cure.



Seriously. How's the cold? Better now?

The weather is badt. Still sneezing

satope1: see. You got a dirty mind o. What do you think ogbomosho weed is? It's an herb and they don't smoke it. It's just like green tea.

Yea same way ur 'clean' mind read onijongbon as 'a nice fella'
That mind of urs tho

NnamdiN: oga mi I hail o. You never wan tell us wetin u and nysc get.

The issues I told ya about two of ma colleagues have been resolved(the naija way).

After the pre-mobilization lecture yesterday, the state coordinator made it clear to us that those of us not paying the 4k shouldn't worry about those errors as long as the year of birth is correct. i.e those of us not paying are actually being mobilized manually, but they want all prospective corps members to register online, and that's the reason schools need the print out form. So, my colleagues got ehm, a fake form, to enable them collect the manual mob form. (Remember one used an invalid email id so she couldn't print out after a new password had been sent there while the other one had a different course on the form after printing out) they have both been mobilized sha. I just hope it won't affect them in future.

Sidmach no still reply the mail since then sha

This explains a lot. I guess that's why they made the 4k optional for this batch cos of the lapses. And I knew somehow they were gonna use the old method and those who paid will just get notifications of their callup no and print outs. I guess the online system is just to have everyone's name in the computer.
It's all good. Lets keep observing

satope1: Damn!.....Chai! Who does that?

Whoelse Other than the self-acclaimed 'ogbomosho weed smoker'

satope1: ayanma...hmmm.

You should have carried a warning sign on your head.

I am allergic to such acts.

Oh please! u just acting up.
Na pple like u go go toilet no go wash hand still use am swallow amala

satope1: I would write tonight only if you accept my offer.

Lets start from there. At least be my inspiration instead of Ogbomosho weed. lol

Ogbomosho weed abeg lemme
#i wan blow my nose

satope1: Why I go dey try bribe babe wey dey ride ferrari? But I can't cuddle myself na..neither can you.

Accept this with "no strings attached". Helping a friend out.

Abeg go write ur alien story

satope1: Abegi o...No go try that. After hell na cold without anyone to cuddle na hin I hate pass

Oya sorry. Pele sogbo? Come let me cuddle you..

You want me to sing you a lullaby as you gently drift to sleep?

Thank you...u wan bribe me ní? U will wake up with a cold and better save ur cuddle and lullaby for yourself. You need them more

satope1: Eyah...Sorry! Get covered under the heavy cover clothes joor. I guess it's raining there again.

I for offer you some cuddling to warm you up, but since you "turned us down" all I can say is.....Enjoy your cold while it lasts

So much for sorry yea I will enjoy it while it lasts and who knows? It could be ur turn 2mao

satope1: It's an idiom. Stop being stuck up dear. Relax and enjoy the air.

Hmmmm Olo oyibo
And btw, I can't enjoy the air, I have got cold

Heineken: . Dania warido?

I'm fine bo$$. Goodevening!

satope1: I know your type.


[size=4pt]To catch a monkey , you have to behave like one [/size].

Who's the monkey and who's the catcher

satope1: I got writer's block. No inspiration. I need to get that thing. I hear say Ogb "weed" na hin sure pass


Abeg help me ask her o. Which stuff she dey always dey do?

Onijongbon like u! Weed abi I pirry u. Yaba left dy call u abi

trendiitee: go and update ur thread jooorr and stop lazying around.... Lolll.. How u dey? @dania30,which stuffs u dey do sef?? Hope no b wetin I dey tink? **winks**

Iya ibeji Werin u dy reason

satope1: That's like the third time you are saying it..


And thanks for offering no help. I got something interesting dropped on my laps.

Like I care

fujirice: Ladies and gentle men, boyz and galz! I have a good news for y'all! I have......... wait for it
...... rectified the mistake on my registration based on the DOB matter!!!! Lol!
It was a seamless exercise actually just that they put small fear inside man pikin body........ I'm so happy now mehn!
One love y'all....... PEACE!

Congrats mehn! Finally

satope1: My dear..Sorry naw..

I think say na all warri people dey get jokes for hand. Ma binu.

But I am still bored. Help a friend out.

Nothing for u! I'm busy with my 'stuffs'...!

satope1: i am bored o and the house is dull. Problem is I can't even afford to take time off. Where cutekemi dey make she lend me one of those of her long movies make i watch small? Dania30 onijagbon come back here o. Come humour me with one of those warri jokes.

sodiq. Good work. I need to influence things to lag back. Sure link dey?

I blame u As I dn turn Akpos for ur eyes

satope1: Na XXXXXLLL i dey see for here. You sure say he go size you?

Lol

Segunj8: I finally join dis forum cuz of dis thread! Nd here I am...... Make una welcome me ooooo!!!
I rep Great Ife!!!

U welcome

satope1: What's your size?

Make I no go carry Over size for you

XXL is perfect o!

satope1: No issues. How much are you ordering?

21 each i.e 21 round necks and 21 shorts

DonCrust you are welcome to C'14 fam! U sure gonna have a good time here

satope1: Welcome. Glad to be of help.

Morning house. I hope say una don go dey stock up on white underwears? Me i dey go bend down select today to go pick 20 white vest and shorts. I hear say na 50 naira per one. signify interest if you wan buy. I wan collect distributorship.

Shop for 2 ooo

Taiye4Christ:

Na yeye dy wori iyke no mind am

kalushaiyke: Thanks..na where we go serve nah?

Jos

kalushaiyke: Masterlist haff show..my name haff show too

Congrats!

nabsprada: Simply the best!

Happy birthday heineken,Live long and prosper!

Boss Akerry,Noordean,Taiye4christ,trendiitee,Claroo,Horlawoomey,Dania30,Titiluvly and all members of dis noble house,greetings 2 u all...

Greetings to u bae

Hbd Oga Heineken. God bless u!

kalushaiyke: Mirror girl

Mirror boy

My life basically revolves around a mirror . All my conversations are rehearsed and perfected in front of a mirror
And most of all, my mirror is my best friend cause when I cry, it never laughs

She deserves everything. Her hardwork is paying off!

She's living her life. She inspires a lot of ladies....!