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Victornezzar:
ur still dere

No I'm done

Victornezzar:
Yeah boss
nd dey re spies dey send 2 classes 2 watch people who stay with girls
Dey will just take a shot of u nd d gal without u knowing
it will be used against u wen ur facing panel

Vamps not spies

Victornezzar:
yeah
dat woman gave me 1 resounding slap lyk dah

Lolzzzz sorry oooo.

Victornezzar:
His stories never cease 2 end
Thanks be 2 God i didn't finish dere

Madonna don change small sha

No more Osama or Aunty philo again

oliidell:
Father Founder!
Father Chancellor!!

My brief stay in that school is filled with an unequal blend of bittersweet memories.

The school just got started and I was very young. There were about 10 structures then; Admin block, Hostel E & F (boys), Aso Rock, Library, Guest House/Prison, Classroom, Cafeteria, Uptown, Convent, White house...I think.

I remember the morning exercises with Fr. Edeh;
The tasteless food served at the cafeteria;
Being oppressed by security men (Papa Ejima esp.);
Going to the pilgrimage centre at Elele (we weren't forced);
Scaling the fence near girls hostel to attend parties off K;
Being chased by CSO from 'black street';

I remember Mr. Duru, Aunty Philo, Prof. Onukwube, Handsome Jerry, Miss. Franca (my sweethrt), Mr. Chukwuma etc.

Tin-tin, Mike Okiro, Obinna Okwelume, Naughty choice, Ruff-dogg, Combless & the rest of the crew who made things happen back then, I hail.

Aunty philo has gone o

Victornezzar:
Dat man is just using dat school 2 enrich himself
am a student tho......left last year
d system is so bad
any small dey would call 4 church gathering
And d staffs ehn......dose people re very rude especially d exams nd records department
And dey inhabit cows in the school
And d man can lie for Africa ehn.......
dat wen dey gave birth 2 him.....3 cows came 2 visit him nd dey wer lafin......nd a bright sun shone around d world

My bro if I tell u my story with exams and record ehnnn

Father Edeh has many stories Remember his dogs and the Lions in Elele?

Or Addis Ababa?

Its my turn to start posting.

For who?


This just goes to show u the kind of mentality 9ja youths have

Nkem4040:
CAN A LAWMAKER PUSH A BILL TO STOP DOCTORS AND HOSPITALS INCLUDING PRIVATE FROM REJECTING EMERGENCY PATIENTS? YOU CAN TREAT THEM, IF THEY CANNOT PAY, THE GOVERNMENT WILL FOOT THE BILL WHEN VERIFIED. THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE IN MOST IF NOT ALL COUNTRIES. ONLY FOR EMERGENCY SITUATIONS! HOW DIFFICULT IS THIS? THIS WILL NOT COST THE GOVERNMENT MORE THAN 100 BILLION NAIRA A YR.

This is naija

Somebody will corner the money and eat it. Like they've Always done

Compiler construction 400L Computer Science

At the end of the day i got A because the Lecturer had mercy on us brought out Past Question from the previous year. (If not everybody for fail the course) And he knew we didn't understand shit!

Now i wish i can take the course again.

AimingIncognito:
I have this fantastic business idea i've been thinking about for almost 2years but i'm super scared of quitting my job and venture into the business.

I actually took the job to save up for the business but along the line my dad advised i buy a land around one higher instutition in my state and build student hostels, so each time i save up to the require amount to set up this business,i develop cold feet and i end up using the money to develop the site.

I'm so into this business or let me put it this way: the business is so into me that i could search the internet for 5hrs Straight(mid-night,midday, on the move, in the office,anywhere and everyone- that is the only thing i think about),it got so bad that the only thing i gist my friends about is this biz.

Its almost 5am and i'm still wide-awake thinking and writing stuffs down about the biz logistics(its that bad)

My fam are a bit skeptical about quitting my job(when good jobs are hard to comeby) and starting a new biz.Also, i think they are just reasoning like a typical african parent by saying 'what if you set up with all you have in lagos and you end up settling down in another state?

I can't even think straight because once i clear my account again for my hostel project, i would hv to start saving allover again.

The probability that the biz would be a hit is 80%, but IF 'idea hackers' overtake me kpere! temibami niyen! I'm not too bothered abt 'idea hackers' really, nigeria population is too big for one person to monopolise an idea.

What should i do pls?

***i can't do both(office job and the business) It won't work

You're not ready if you're ready you'll quit and start working on ur idea.


The worst that'll happen is that you'll fail and probably return to ur papa house

But there are worse things in life (e.g being an IDP in the North East)

So don't be scared....DO IT!!!!

aleeyus:
I'm not sure I understand this post, would you mind elaborating further for me please?

Na our fault say u no dey watch 9ja football

Daboomb:
Thank you jare, you are the kind of people that should be on this forum.

One question...One answer.

The other guy l quoted was all abuse and no valid points.


@bolded: Dont you think it is a good idea that People actually should open their Bible and read, cross-check what the Pastor/father is saying, directly from the Bible instead of relying on the Bulletin/Misal?

Like all other churches have Public display (Large Screens) in their church but they still have to open their Bible and check what the Pastor is quoting, making sure it is exactly so in the Bible.

Yes it's a good idea, but i guess most people are too lazy and also trust everything that's written in the bulletin.

Personally i don't bother to confirm, because I've done that in the past and i found out that it's the same thing. It might not be the exact same words if you're using a different bible, then i used my secondary school's bible then (I can't remember the name again but we bought it for CRK because it was cheap) but the message the reading passed was always the same.

And since then I've not heard or read any weird thing in the bulletin. If i ever do i'll note down the verse and confirm from my bible when i get back to my house.

2shur:
U don eva see catholic dey read bible

Have u ever been to a catholic church before? or its "dem say dem say".

FYI I'm a catholic and I read my bible regularly, have u heard a charismatic union of Nigeria member preach before and how they quote Bible verses? If they don't read their Bibles how do they quote verses from it.

The reasons why most Catholics don't carry their bibles to church is because the reading of the day is already in the bulletin or missal (if u have one).

If you don't have money to buy one u can still carry ur Bible and use it

2shur:
He wan go do roman missal abi.
So no need to read the bible again.
Jus like the catholics.dey get disgusted at the sight of the Holy Bible.
Ai say if rapture take place now.
Only 10 ppl in the whole of africa wud make heaven

They get disgusted Abeg where u hear / see that one

oviejnr:
Lovely, she looks like Sophia the first in the second pic.

Cartoon iyaff destroy ur life

Atom (can be slow sometimes)

And

Vim

ochejoseph:
This man set up companies which are doing well employing people and supporting families -they tell you he is courrupt ehen

He set up schools that have provided employment for thousands , and providing world class graduate and post graduate education , some Nigerians say he does not like education he is a thief . ok

He sets up huge farms that has mechanised agriculture and providing yields never before imagined and some people say the man no Sabi anything for agriculture na yahoo yahoo , ok now

It is because we we have refused to think objectively that's why we end up with spiritual grass cutters that cut grass In a semi desert in the the dry season with 270 million box , 8 different foreign exchange rates for just one country , jobs that only exist in the imagination of a government image maker.

As long as ethnicity and religion remain the major cards in our elections this country is going no where


May God help us to help ourselves

E be like say bomb dey ya head

Dante68:
Bayelsa state should top that list. because of the huge resource they are getting from federal govt, the state is still very under-developed.

The painful part is that bayelsa small dieeee.....It can fit into Niger state three times

Pavore9:
Reverse......Manual or Automatic?

E be like say na combination of the two o

Why do i feel that she's just looking for someone to pay her gbese for her

CliffordOrji:
Rivers State boys are cowards. Fulani herdsmen cannot try this nonsense in Igboland. We Igbos are the bravest tribe inb the whoile wolrd

Why u no get sense like this

Where has ur 'braveness' carried u to

GagaBrother291:
should I give a phuck?

Pls what is a fucck and how do I give it....I only know the one in ze oza room

Wiseandtrue:
Hmmmmmmm Good! Stop not! Hunt down the remaining crocodiles until they can hurt no one anymore
RIP boy

Until they're extinct right

ebonflexy:
Stop that nonsense.
You better learn Javascript/NodeJS and use ElectronJS for Desktop and React Native for mobile apps.

Nonsense

Hope u know Electron's performance is terrible compared to other desktop frameworks.

Electron hasn't gotten there yet.

That's the reason why sublime text is faster and more responsive than Atom

With bicycle hope Its not innocent civilians o

ekems2017:
You also got to behave well with your husband even though it's not a criteria.

Please can you explain the "it's not a criteria" part

So we should fry beans abi

Omotaday:
Please i have passion for this, i want to be a programmer. I am a final year student of mass communication, How can i get started?

DM me.

MPSA:
Those who want to know about SA, They must watch Inside Africa on CNN now, and see the beauty of SA, the show is playing right now. SA will always be SA Is number one country in the continent, your noise will never change my country

So we should clap for You right I Wonder what a South African is doing on Nigerian forum.

Gerrarahia!

Learn how to program!

Seriously They're literally thousands of Jobs waiting for you if you know how to write code!

You don't have to be a guru. Just start Today

sexybaby22:
Masqurades are not all spiritual. Some are just forms of entertainment.

I just tire for everybody on this thread. A lot of masquerades are solely for entertainment. E be like say na only u get sense for this place sef

LIBSocials:
Where picture?

If she dropped, it would be into the water.

I can see some boats on standby.

No she will die instantly, because she'll hit the water so fast that there'll be no time for it to part.

It would be like landing on solid cement.

Moreover the world record is a little shy of 200ft (there are higher falls though mostly accidents and none is even up to 500ft)

This is 1000ft