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Romance › Re: Serious Brain Teaser!! by Daniel058(op): 7:31am On Jul 17, 2015
kliq:
Braille reading I suppose which they can do with typed words and not hand written
but how can the blind understand?
Romance › Re: Serious Brain Teaser!! by Daniel058(op): 7:29am On Jul 17, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
they teach them sign writing and they wud use their hand to trace d words
how can a dumb use sign to explain to blind. The blind doesn't make use of signs wink
Romance › Re: Serious Brain Teaser!! by Daniel058(op): 7:13am On Jul 17, 2015
derolemode:
[b]Firstly, there is no dumb man that is not deaf that being established as a fact. The second dumb man will have to explain it to you
Good. . I'm learning..
Romance › Re: Serious Brain Teaser!! by Daniel058(op): 7:11am On Jul 17, 2015
CUMPOLICE01:
By writing it down.
Lol u RE not making sense
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 7:09am On Jul 17, 2015
Adaeze003:
Hope you don't cheat too? Coz funny dudes go about sowing seeds and expect no1 to sow in the girlie grin grin
bad gal. . wink
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Don't Laugh While Reading, Don't Miss Your Appointment With Your Doctor by Daniel058(op): 6:21am On Jul 17, 2015
IceDude:
Hahahahahahaha, Chai!.....Very hilarious
no be small tin ooo grin
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Don't Laugh While Reading, Don't Miss Your Appointment With Your Doctor by Daniel058(op): 6:20am On Jul 17, 2015
Olori:
Good one M.P.

( My Person)
Lol grin
Romance › Serious Brain Teaser!! by Daniel058(op): 6:16am On Jul 17, 2015
A dumb man saw a deaf man kissing a blind man 's wife.How will the dumb man explain to the blind man? Share your views. smiley
Celebrities › Re: Ladies, Would You Buy These Penis-shaped Lipsticks? (photo) by Daniel058(m): 10:12pm On Jul 16, 2015
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Fashion › Re: Police Brutalize Tattooed Man In Benin (Graphic Photos) by Daniel058(m): 10:11pm On Jul 16, 2015
Naija
Agriculture › Re: Feeding My Fishes With Maggots, Is There Any Side Effects?? by Daniel058(op): 3:49pm On Jul 16, 2015
Yommiefish:
please do bro. Do you culture them by yourself? Or harvested from poultry dung?
from poultry dung.. Sorry I forgot to taking a photo of it. ..
Jokes Etc › If You Don't Laugh While Reading, Don't Miss Your Appointment With Your Doctor by Daniel058(op): 6:46am On Jul 16, 2015
Interview btwn a Kenyan immigrant & d consular at d Embassy.....Interview Starts...





OFFICER:- what is your name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- In full please

MUZO:- Muzo Phiri

OFFICER:- your father's name?

MUZO:- M.P sir

OFFICER:- what does that mean?

MUZO:- Melvin Phiri

OFFICER:- your native place?

MUZO: M.P sir

OFFICER:- what's that?

MUZO:- Muchinga Province

OFFICER:- what is your qualification?

MUZO:- M.P

OFFICER:- (angry) what is thaat?!!!

MUZO:- Mathematics Professor

OFFICER:- so why do you need a job?

MUZO:- it is because of M.P sir

OFFICER: meaning?

MUZO:- Money Problems

OFFICER:- would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?

MUZO: MP sir.

OFFICER: and what is that?
MUZO:- Marvelous Personality

OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.

MUZO:- sir, how was M.P sir?

OFFICER:- and what's that again?

MUZO:- My Performance.

OFFICER:- I think u are an M.P

MUZO:- m.e.a.n.i.n.g?

OFFICER:- Mental Patient!!!

Don't laugh alone. Send it to those u desire to put smile on their faces. God bless.

I have sent this to u all because u are M.P. (My People)
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 9:16pm On Jul 15, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
shocked shocked shocked
see fear .. grin
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 9:12pm On Jul 15, 2015
ahsekeena:
Lol.




Tell ur friend to check that bride price list well o!



Cos I can't shout.
ugba no dey.. grin.
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 8:44pm On Jul 15, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Oh! Give me your friend contact, we'll need him on that day of........
contact loading.....biko grin
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 8:42pm On Jul 15, 2015
ahsekeena:
Lol. Two of u should stay there and be zuzu-ing grin
ehhhhhh, shocked so ina-asu igbo.... grin grin .. I don balance well. .. Mmanya ndi ogo tinz.. grin
Fashion › Re: Queeneth Awukam Emerges As Cross River Most Beautiful Girl 2015 by Daniel058(m): 8:36pm On Jul 15, 2015
Wisdomkosi:
remove 2 more inches from this guy.
taa! !! Wia u from appear here, even my ancestors wey me no gree give drink or kola no fit try am... . grin
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 8:32pm On Jul 15, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Just stay calm and watch how it unfolds between me and ahsekeena
ahsekeena, u dey hear am? ? OK nah .. My hand no dey...



In case.. emmmmmmm! !! One of my guys na photographer ooooooooooooooo... grin
Fashion › Re: Queeneth Awukam Emerges As Cross River Most Beautiful Girl 2015 by Daniel058(m): 8:26pm On Jul 15, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
FEAR GOD ooo grin grin grin
na wah. . U self 2 sharp ooo grin
Fashion › Re: Queeneth Awukam Emerges As Cross River Most Beautiful Girl 2015 by Daniel058(m):
U sure say e go fine pass the lucky one to be ?


Miss Abakaliki all the way

kiss




But my problem b say I short cry



God please add 3 inches to my height. .. Amen





Please click like to support my prayer my people..
Agriculture › Re: Feeding My Fishes With Maggots, Is There Any Side Effects?? by Daniel058(op): 7:56pm On Jul 15, 2015
kelvin1191:
it must not be Robonski alone, there are other geeks there
I don harvest another maggots ooooooooooooooo. .. grin
Agriculture › Re: Feeding My Fishes With Maggots, Is There Any Side Effects?? by Daniel058(op): 7:55pm On Jul 15, 2015
Goldenboy842:
Do you produce up to a paint bucket
bros if I upload a picture of my latest maggots harvest, you go fear ooooooooooooooo grin
Agriculture › Re: Feeding My Fishes With Maggots, Is There Any Side Effects?? by Daniel058(op): 7:53pm On Jul 15, 2015
Yommiefish:
Which pond do you make use of; Earten or Concrete? Either way though, no direct negative effect on the fish only your water might get messy faster and may exposes the fish to some infections. The pollution would be minimal in earten pond. My suggestion is try and change your water regularly if you make use of concrete ponds. Please, also note that you still need other feed to boost your fish weight sir.
I would like to upload a picture of the maggots I harvested recently. . Almost a painter can of it.. U go fear ooo grin
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 7:46pm On Jul 15, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Hehehe. Don't expect what happened back then to repeat itself. This new century lions are hungry mehnnnnn
Lol .. E b like say u never hear am, say S. African M. O. G turned snake into chocolate.. grin
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 6:50pm On Jul 15, 2015
ahsekeena:
Lol.
hehehe grin
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 6:48pm On Jul 15, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Face front before I throw you for lion's den tongue tongue
u knw wetin go happen if you do nah grin grin
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 1:58pm On Jul 15, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
And if I may ask, how is your moniker pronounced?
DATING DON START BE THAT.. . OK OOOOO. . grin

.. (singing) >>><WHAT God has joined together.... .. ... grin grin.
ahsekeena:
Lol.
Don't have the symbols I'ld have used to transcribe.
Ah sek eena
Like sekina just with the ah. But my name is not sekinat o
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 6:42pm On Jul 14, 2015
iPopAlomo:
What about guys that just love yansh...?
you belong to BBG (bad boys group)... cool
Romance › Re: What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 6:40pm On Jul 14, 2015
chinnyonwu:
Lol. My brother., one small pickin will just stay in her room and compose one yeye meme and purrit on her bbm. Anoda mumu boy go just copy am put for nairaland turn am to topic. Nawa o
bia! ! Mu k'ina akpo mumu boi eh? ? grin grin
Romance › What A Real Guy Must Know(pic) . by Daniel058(op): 4:15pm On Jul 14, 2015
Ladies isn't it true? ?

Celebrities › Re: ANTI-GAY LAW: We’ll Pressure Nigeria To Reverse The Law – US by Daniel058(op): 3:52pm On Jul 14, 2015
Sapphire86:
Stupid pple. If they r so concerned, let them give green cards to all the gays in the nigeria. Obama mind ur self. We know u already have estate in hell u r just looking for neighbors so u won't be lonely.
need his number ASAP, I wan talk to am. . cry iwe n"ewe m!!
Celebrities › Re: ANTI-GAY LAW: We’ll Pressure Nigeria To Reverse The Law – US by Daniel058(op): 3:47pm On Jul 14, 2015
Chibuhealth:
Of all the African countries, why is Nigeria always give them sleepless night?

Thunder wey go fire them, still dey gym
no be small thing OOOOO. .



Plz are you wid the guy (OBAMA'S) number, I wan talk to am..... 1on1

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