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Megatron77:
The sugar for your mouth too much ooo abeg reduce am small

Don't worry this sugar doesn't mean no harm to you....

Megatron77:
Hmmm am confused ooo am i suppose to be happy or sad

Idk since you can read minds

Megatron77:
Hahaha shey u de whine me

Why I got whine my boss lady, how many life I get na......

Megatron77:
Haba, you don't know who you really are? you're her dream man asin the only one that wants her even though she was rejected by others... omo see love

Keep dreaming for me dream woman..... I like your type

Megatron77:
I de learn from u bossman

You suppose to be my mentor ooooo

Megatron77:
Abi ooh, who knows...you might be that man that will make her calm down forever. lols

Make her calm down forever, this one enter me, who am I to do that, abeg oooo

Megatron77:
Hahahaha thank you...but i saw you begging for her digits too

Just Catching Cruise lmao

Viridis:
Recently, I decided to factory reset my phone, so I backed up all my contacts and passwords even WhatsApp to my gmail account.

Now, after the factory reset, am trying to log in to my gmail account but google won't let me telling me that my device is not recognized that I should use the usual device I use to log in to the account. I have visited there support community and tried everything yet I keep been told to use my recognized device.
I am on the verge of collapsing in to madness.

Click on forgot PW

Megatron77:
It's simple, just give the phone to any female friend of yours to pose as your girlfriend asin she should be the one always taking her calls

Wisdom no go kill u

Megatron77:
as an African man u're not suppose to eat dead meat u eat the meat u killed with ur own hands

Nice one

BaEnki:
Hahaha, strange girls, this one def ain't ugly.

I've had so many encounters with these girls, honestly, it's been so difficult to truly love one ever since I lost my girl.

Mad ooo, I fear this one to ooo

Jane345:
I wonder who really cares about you.i mean who has time in his or her busy schedule to even think about someone like u?u promote yourself.

Lol

BaEnki:
Boning no dey work o, I don bone tire, calls upon calls. Blocking self no work.

Yeah, she doesn't know where I stay on Ife, although I have this feeling she would come, I think she's a maniac kind of.

Big boy eh?? I'm not a big boy oo, and I don't even overdo things/or do things to impress anyone. I love simplicity.

Like I said just ignore her calls and text, if she wanna die let her die then......

BaEnki:
I'd try to make this short.

Background story: I met this lady I met on my way from Lagos to Ibadan, we sat next to each other in the bus, along the way we started talking(I didn't initiate the convoy as I wasn't really ready to talk/chat. But we conversed anyways, she was to stop at the bus stop that leads to UI( I've forgotten the name, she's a UI student) but followed our bus to Iwo road and stood by me until I boarded Ife bus, on our parting I made this mistake of exchanging phone numbers with her.
#End

Now here's the problem guys, ever since that day we exchanged numbers(it would be exactly two weeks tomorrow), her calls & IM messages have peaked above 300(no exaggeration) she's now my daily alarm. Two days after we met, she proposed her love for me, I told her that I'm not in and gave her my reasons, but she won't stop.

I blocked her early this week and she begins to call me with her friend's line, I have to unblock her. Last week, she told me she wants to come around to Ife by the weekend, I declined, now the same thing is happening presently. After declining again, she's threatening me that she would come to Ife tomorrow, that I wouldn't want her to get hurt by not seeing her, I blatantly told her NO, but she's been pleading and crying

Honestly, I've never seen anything like this before, I like the girl in question, but I don't love her, more so, I'm not looking for any relationship at the moment.
Please what can I do to send her away forever? I've tried my best but she's not yielding

Maybe she has seen a big boy, I believe maybe you dress to kill on that day you two traveled together..... Just bone her as long as you aren't interested and don't pick or reply her messages or calls but as u no want, you can help a bro by mailing her digit to me......

iamSugarxx09:
Hi guys please i need an advise, please a real one
There's this guy (osaze) in my school here in Cotonou that everyone thinks we are dating, to the extent in February i lost my relationship of almost 2years because of him , all because my last boyfriend thinks i was dating him, okay after me and my boyfriend path ways i and osaze became very close to the extent we use to kiss anytime i feel like kissing because i and osaze we getting use to each other but we ain't dating , and he's not ready to go into a relationship with me , but because of the kind of classy and Topnotch babe i am , i feel that's y he always want people to see him around me and them thinking that we are dating but only few knows for sure that we ain't dating , anytime i tell him anyone ask if we are dating he will tell me to tell the person that we are not dating that we are just friends,
one day i asked him if he wish to be in a relationship with me he said NO (we are cool like this) and he knows my last relationship broke apart because of him we became so close to the extent no one want to come and ask me out because they feel we are into relationship together ,
Okay here comes Toju in January as summer student to our school , me and Toju partially became friends privately, we use to take our time chatting and talking on WhatsApp , he use to send me money even when i dont ask him for money, he's always petting me ,caring for me , to the extent on monday night around 9pm while i was in Toju's place Toju went out to getting me 2packs of sanitary pad because i was on my period , and i can remember the day i told Osaze to give me money to buy pad he said (he doesn't see any reason y he should be the one to buy me a pad) wow, and Toju bought me pads with no stress and he even told me to stay back home while he go out to get me the pad (y'all know not all guys can do that) but Osaze will collect from me rather than giving to me ,
i have been in Toju's place for the past 10 days without anyone's consent , because Toju is this kind of very secretive guy , Toju knows that i and Osaze ain't dating but he knows we use to kiss and very close to ourselves , he also told me he once asked osaze if we were dating and osaze told him NO that we are not ,okay while in Toju's place me and Toju always kiss for hours , romancing, having shower baths together , waking up in d midnight playing ,(but no sex) trust me we had no sex , the day we were suppose to have sex he told me he doesn't want to have sex with me that he doesn't see me like all these kind of girls that worth doing chop and clean mouth for ( he said he knows how to tell a girl he likes her even when he doesn't , that he will have sex with the girl and give her whatever she want and that will be all), he said he had like me since January when he came to school that when he told his closest friend about me the friend told him to go for me that but people keep telling him that i am osaze's girlfriend and then him and osaze were not yet close .
further more Toju said having sex with me is like disrespecting me that the fact that he knows i am still very close to Osaze will be making him so jealous ,that he doesn't want to have sex with me now and later tomorrow i will find him and another girl dating , that its going to be really disrespectful to me , he said he really wants a real relationship with me that he feels something special for me that but the fact that people are having this believe that i am osaze's gf will not make him feel free go into relationship with me , he said he really just want to have all of me to himself and now him and osaze are very close friends already , and osaze is sensing that Toju likes me now osaze is trying to make Toju believe that we are dating (forgetting that he once told him (Toju) that we are not dating) so that Toju will not get his chance to me , he said if him and osaze haven't been close that it would have been better ,he said he doesn't want the fact that people who sees me like osaze gf will be like ( u don collect ur guy woman) talks like that , that that is all he's avoiding ,
further more he said if we are going to date he will want to have me all to him self with no 3rd party and he will want everyone to know that we are dating ,
so now the point are
1:my last relationship path ways because of osaze
2: osaze and i are just friends
3: osaze doesn't want to date me
4: osaze doesn't want another guy to date me
5: osaze is stopping who loves me to come to me
6: most other students believes osaze is my bf
Toju said he's really getting use to me, he likes my kind of person and he want to have me all to himself alone That but osaze is the one making things complicated , i told him i can sort things out
But how can i sort things out
GUYS PLEASE HELP ME OUT.

Is tis story real or a make up one..
If real then then leave Osaze, that nigga is fucking crazy for thinking he own you..... Follow your heart Ma...... And stop kissing someone who you say is you friend, you lost a two years relationship cos of a friend, that weird...

Hope365:
How did y'all men think you can get a God fearing woman that knows how to pray but must also knw all the sex style, suck your Dickson, swallow your sperm and she must squirt too. How is that possible

Seems you have done all this to someone and he ended up hurting you... Sorry but not guys are like that

dairykidd:
Lol.. I just dey pity u
Oohh ur new here.. enjoy urself. Nobody go tell u

E choke... Tell me what I don't

Ilamina:
portharcourt

Oh Ok.. U got any Name apart from Ilamina and would love to see how u look like, what's your whatsapp digit

Ilamina:
It's a rivers state name

Ops my bad, i tried reading other comments on your posts and they think you aren't Nigerian......

Where in Nigeria do you stay?

Ilamina:

Where are you from Ilamina?
What kinda name are you bearing or is that a nickname

Mrscarter:
Hahaha that makes no difference. A girl is a girl. Wats her colour got to do with it tho cos i dont understand

Lol well that's true I dont even understand her post tbh

Mrscarter:
Wat does her ethnicity got to do with it lol?
Shes just a girl no matter her colour

Have u seen her before

Ilamina:
yea

In one of your post you were talking about Canadian men looking so cute, why don't you date one of them and where are u from

Ilamina:
Her father is German, her mother is from Barbados

Few years back

That was scary

When I remember now
I felt she might hit me or hurt me
Glad I left that house alive

I never knew not having a boyfriend is a crime






She said it, so aggressively

Hopefully, I will able to get through life not having a boyfriend without anyone harassing or worst getting assaulted

So you saying you dont have a bf?

Please end the relationship. She's looking for a way to even end it but she want it to be from you.....

UyaiIncomparabl:
Well, that'd be gagging on his huge, fat and long dick. The longest I have ever seen. When the dick is flaccid, it gets to his knees, now imagine it when it's erect. No jokes. I was still a learner then, so while sucking this idiot's dick, the fool was enjoying it so much and was moaning so loudly that he forced his long infested dick down my throat and it got stuck.

It went deep down my throat and into my stomach. Neighbours had to come to rush us to the hospital. They took us that way (his dick in my mouth). I almost died of embarrassment and pain.

We were operated on and pitifully, his dick had to be cut off since it wouldn't come out on its own. Wheeew. Those doctors tried.

I wore a neck plaster for 8 months and broke up with him thereafter. Sadly, he lost his dick and everything, I had to dump him later on. I dumped his sorry ass like a hot pot.

Are you kidding me??
So you left him with no dick..
Fear who no fear women....

Please kindly be a man and move on, why would your girl tell you that you talk too much just cos you talk to her everyday... if you don't talk to her everyday now she will be thinking u don't love her, now you talk to her everyday na another insult.

I trust myself sha....

Nbotee:
Den of Thieves

you don't watch that movie

Juliane:
Thanks.

You are welcome Ma, if you need any advice am just a second away

If you feel it worth waiting for why not wait and don't allow anything or anyone intimidate you pressurize you.... follow your mind.

Grace456:
I sent u a dm already pls reply thanks

Why aren't you replying my mail back......