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Jobs/Vacancies / Contract Staff In Any Bank by danielayodele16(m): 9:44pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
Hello, am in Edo state and in search for a job. I would appreciate if any one can help or give clue on how to get a job as a contract staff in any bank. I Have an OND, with a Upper Crédit. Thanks in advance. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My First Month Salary Is Yours If You Help Me Get A Job. by danielayodele16(m): 9:34pm On Apr 28, 2015 |
coldFLARES1: Bros, no blame her, u no say sometimes, frustration can make u think like a baby. But I am willing to let go of my 2Months salary to any body that can get me secure a job @ shell. B.sc, Electric/electronics Engr. 2.1 my email danielayodele18@gmail.com |
Romance / 5 Ways Technology Is Affecting Your S*x Life by danielayodele16(m): 12:43am On Apr 28, 2015 |
In an interview with BBC, Dr. Cath Mercer explained, “modern technologies are behind the trend…People have tablets and smartphones and they are taking them into the bedroom, using Twitter and Facebook, answering emails.” Dr. Meagan Tyler, author of “Selling s*x Short”, points out, “Technology is affecting all kinds of social interactions. You interrupt face-to-face conversations to answer your mobile or reply to a text. Why would s*x be any different?” Technology is obviously here to stay, so what can you do to fix this problem? Here are a few suggestions: 1. Make your bed a wireless zone When you head into your bedroom, turn off your lap tops, iPads, cell phones, etc. Many marriage and family therapists recommend reserving your bed for intimacy, connection and sleep. Unplug your television and move it to another room. It’s a sad day when surveys show that people would rather give up s*x in exchange for a new plasma TV. 2. Get a grip on your daily usage If you deal with cell phone anxiety, you have a problem. Brian Alexander, author of “America Unzipped: In Search of s*x and Satisfaction” explains, “It’s tough to look forward to, or enjoy, s*x if you are anxious.” If you’re too attached to your cell phone that you can’t even go an hour without checking it, then you need to figure out a way to get rid of that anxiety. 3. Leave work at work Set a goal to stop checking and answering emails after 7 p.m. It’ll do wonders for your relationship and work-life balance. In fact, according to the Harvard Business Review, your late-night emails are probably hurting your team’s engagement and performance, so cutting down will help your overall productivity. 4. Get help for your p****graphy problem If one or both of you have a p****graphy problem, you need to get help. According to Fight the New Drug, studies have shown that “P0*n often leads to less s*x and less satisfying s*x. And for many users, P0*n eventually means no s*x at all.” No matter how hard to you try to justify it, p****graphy is a destructive habit that will hurt your relationship. 5. Put it on the schedule If you aren’t making s*x a priority, then schedule it in. Set up a specific date and time with your spouse, and then protect it. Put the kids to bed early. Book a hotel room, if you need it. Go out on a date and have a real conversation — uninterrupted by any potential distractions. Make it a priority to make genuine connections with your spouse. http://mvplagos..com/2015/04/5-ways-technology-is-affecting-your-sx.html
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Celebrities / Meet The 8 Successful Nigerians Who Didn’t Go To A University by danielayodele16(m): 12:25am On Apr 28, 2015 |
Folorunsho Alakija To destroy the myth that one can’t be successful without higher education we pick up list of some of the most successful Nigerians that did not attend university or even complete schooling experiences..See them below.. Folorunsho Alakija is ranked by Forbes as the richest woman in Nigeria with an estimated net worth of $2.5 billion. The beautiful woman recently revealed that she never attended a university. She made this revelation at the United Nations International Youth Day held at the University of Lagos Orji Uzor Kalu Orji Uzor Kalu is the chairman of SLOK Holding and the Daily Sun and New Telegraph newspapers in Nigeria. He was excluded from the University of Maiduguri because of participating in a students’ protest.And Orji Uzor Kalu decided not to continue his further education and started his career. Rasaq Okoya The founder of Eleganza Group, which has a marketing span across West Africa, Razaq Akanni Okoya had his only formal education at Ansar-un-deen primary School, Oke popo, Lagos. This did not prevent him from becoming a Nigerian billionaire industrialist. Cosmos Maduka African billionaire Cosmos Maduka dropped out of elementary school and became an apprentice at an age of seven, because of his father’s death. Currently he is the sole distributor for BMW and Ford cars in Nigeria and West Africa. Vincent Obianobo The name of this man, perhaps, is not very familiar. But his transportation company “The Young Shall Grow Motors” is well-known. Vincent Obianobo had not much education but today, he is one of Nigeria’s most successful businessmen. Olorogun Michael Ibru Michael Ibru has only a school certificate to his name. The founder of Ibru Organization, one of the largest conglomerates in Nigeria, finished Igbobi college in 1951. Ibru is also the head of the richest family in Nigeria. Michael Collins Ajere [ Don Jazzy ] Michael Collins Ajere better known as Don Jazzy is one of the famous Nigerians, who didn’t need education to achieve success. The prolific music producer and C.E.O of Mavin Records dropped out of Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma in his first year. Mercy Johnson One of the highest paid actresses in Nollywood Mercy Johnson Okojie discloses that she got into the Nigerian movie industry because she failed her Jamb exam. Now she is possibly one of the most popular actresses in Nigeria. http://mvplagos..com/2014/10/meet-8-successful-nigerians-who-didnt.html?m=1
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Pls, Who Know Dis Firms & Their Addresses by danielayodele16(m): 7:49pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
What about this? ADMIN/RC/36 You have been shortlisted for an assessment/job briefings on Monday 20/04/2015 by 2:00pm at 84 Itire road by Morgan b/stop,Mushin Lagos REF:ADMIN/RC/36 Goodluck |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: STERLING BANK RECRUITMENT- The True Story!!! by danielayodele16(m): 7:45pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
God will help us. 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Collection Of CV by danielayodele16(m): 7:39pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ten Critical Interview Questions And Possible Ways To Answer Them by danielayodele16(m): 7:31pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
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Jobs/Vacancies / Ten Critical Interview Questions And Possible Ways To Answer Them by danielayodele16(m): 7:09pm On Apr 26, 2015 |
TEN CRITICAL INTERVIEW QUESTIONS AND POSSIBLE WAYS TO ANSWER THEM TEN CRITICAL INTERVIEW QUESTIONS AND POSSIBLE WAYS TO ANSWER THEM # 1: "Tell me about yourself." This is usually the opening question in an interview and it's the perfect moment for you to toot your own horn -- not to tell your life history. Your answers should be a quick rundown of your qualifications and experience. Talk about your education, work history, recent career experience and future goals. Suggested answer: "I graduated from University X and since then, I have been working in public relations with an agency where I have generated millions of PR hits for my clients. While I've enjoyed working on the agency side, I'm looking to expand my horizons and start doing PR for corporate companies such as this one." Don't Miss *. Are single workers treated differently? *. How to fight blabs at the office *. When you don't fit in at work *. More Career Builder stories #2: "Why did you leave your last job?" This is your chance to talk about your experience and your career goals, not to bad mouth a former boss or give a laundry list of reasons for your exit. Instead, focus on what you learned in your previous position and how you are ready to use those skills in a new position. Suggested answer: "The company just wasn't a good fit for my creativity, but I learned that organizations have distinct personalities just like people do. Now I know where I'll be a better fit." #3: "Where do you see yourself in five years?" Let the employer know that you're stable and you want to be with this company for the long haul. Keep your aspirations to take over the firm with which you are interviewing, own your own company, retire at 40 or be married with five children to yourself. Suggested answer: "I want to secure a civil engineering position with a national firm that concentrates on retail development. Ideally, I would like to work for a young company, such as this one, so I can get in on the ground floor and take advantage of all the opportunities a growing firm has to offer." 4: "What are your weaknesses?" The key to answering this age-old questions not to respond literally. Your future employer most likely won't care if your weak spot is that you can't cook, nor do they want to hear the generic responses, like you're "too detail oriented" or "work too hard." Respond to this query by identifying areas in your work where you can improve and figure out how they can be assets to a future employer. If you didn't have the opportunity to develop certain skills at your previous job, explain how eager you are to gain that skill in a new position. Suggested answer: "In my last position, I wasn't able to develop my public-speaking skills. I'd really like to be able to work in a place that will help me get better at giving presentations and talking in front of others." # 5: "Why were you laid off?" This question will become more common as the economy continues to slow down. It's a tough question, however, especially because many workers aren't told exactly why they were laid off. The best way to tackle this question is to answer as honestly as possible. Suggested answer: "As I'm sure you're aware, the economy is tough right now and my company felt the effects of it. I was part of a large staff reduction and that's really all I know. I am confident, however, that it had nothing to do with my job performance, as exemplified by my accomplishments. For example..." #6: "Tell me about the worst boss you ever had." Never, ever talk badly about your past bosses. A potential boss will anticipate that you'll talk about him or her in the same manner somewhere down the line. Suggested answer: "While none of my past bosses were awful, there are some who taught me more than others did. I've definitely learned what types of management styles I work with the best." # 7: "How would others describe you?" You should always be asking for feedback from your colleagues and supervisors in order to gauge your performance; this way,you can honestly answer the question based on their comments. Keep track of the feedback to be able to give to an employer, if asked. Doing so will also help you identify strengths and weaknesses. Suggested answer: "My former colleagues have said that I'm easy to do business with and that I always hit the ground running with new projects. I have more specific feedback with me, if you'd like to take a look at it." # 8: "What can you offer me that another person can't?" This is when you talk about your record of getting things done. Go into specifics from your resume and portfolio; show an employer your value and how you'd be an asset. Suggested answer: "I'm the best person for the job. I know there are other candidates who could fill this position, but my passion for excellence sets me apart from the pack. I am committed to always producing the best results. For example..." # 9 : "If you could choose any company to work for, where would you go?" Never say that you would choose any company other than the one where you are interviewing. Talk about the job and the company for which you are being interviewed. Suggested answer: "I wouldn't have applied bfor this position if I didn't sincerely want to work with your organization." Continue with specific examples of why you respect the company with which you are interviewing and why you'll be a good fit. # 10: "Would you be willing to take a salary cut?" Salary is a delicate topic. In today's tough economy though, how much a company can afford to pay you might be the deal breaker in whether or not you are offered a position. Suggested answer: "I'm making $X now. I understand that the salary range for this position is $XX - $XX. Like most people, I would like to improve on my salary, but I'm more interested in the job itself than the money. I would be open to negotiating a lower starting salary but would hope that we can revisit the subject in a few months after I've proved myself to you." 3 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: KCEE Pictured Directing Traffic In Berlin.. by danielayodele16(m): 12:30am On Apr 25, 2015 |
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Politics / Finding A Common Ground In Today’s Supplementary Polls by danielayodele16(m): 12:24am On Apr 25, 2015 |
Left to either of them, today’s polls are inconsequential. They both won the first election on April 11. And today’s supplementary election makes no sense to them. This was the position of the ruling People’s Democratic Party, PDP and the All Progressives Grand Alliance, APGA, at the last count. But because, the independent National Electoral Commission, INEC had taken a decision and announced the rerun, both parties swallowed hard. Their resolve to partake in the run was reluctant as each of them continued to lay claim of the victory of the previous election. A Professor’s double-speak Controversy started when mid way into the collation of results, the State Returning Officer, Professor Benjamin Ozumba who is incidentally the Vice Chancellor of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka, canceled the election in three local government areas namely Osisioma Ngwa, Obingwa and Isialangwa Local Governments, citing irregularities. He was later to reverse himself to the chagrin of all and sundry. Yet in another breathe, the election was declared inconclusive. Days after, a new date, which is today was fixed for the supplementary election holding in some polling units across 9 local government areas. The new battle grounds are: Aba North, Aba South,Ikwuano, Ohafia, Osisioma, Ugwunagbo, Umuahia South, Umuahia North and Umunneochi. Meanwhile, in the approved results, Ikpeazu of PDP polled 248, 459, while Dr. Alex Otti of APGA got 165, 406 votes, leaving APGA trailing by 83,053. Baring his mind on the supplementary election, Ikpeazu said it was INEC that has forced them back to the field. Ikpeazu’s grouse “We won that election but they have asked for a re-run in certain areas they have cancelled at the state level. We are watching to see what those who sent them to Abia will do about it. APGA and APC’s stand Similarly, in an interview with Journalists, the national chairman of the APGA, Chief Victor Umeh said APGA won the election. But while both parties bicker, their APC counter-part, Dr. Anyim Nyerere has taken a diffident position. Even though, they are going back to the contest, Nyerere doesn’t want the election to hold. Therefore, he has requested for outright cancellation of the elections, saying that what transpired on April 11 was a rigging competition between APGA and PDP. According to him, the will of the people did not prevail in the polls. He said: “With due respect I don’t know if I might sound out of context not to refer it as an election. I will say it was a rigging competition in Abia state because there is a difference between election and rigging. What actually took place in Abia state on the 11th of April was not election but rigging because everything that has to do with election was quite absent.”The competition was between APGA and PDP. You see, we are talking about a situation in this time of our democratic dispensation were in most polling units, there were no result sheets. In most polling units ballot boxes were snatched with impunity. I don’t think it happened elsewhere because the degree of lawlessness, impunity in Abia state, I don’t think any other part of the country witnessed such.” Nyerere also accused INEC officials and security of aiding and abetting unfortunate situation, saying it was responsible for the present crisis in the state. “They just bugled the whole results straight to the local government headquarters where fierce looking security men just allowed few people they wanted inside the hall. Agents of other parties especially the APC agents were never allowed to come near until they finished whatever they wanted to do.”They are covering up something and those things by God’s grace will be exposed one day”, he said. Nyerere maintained that no single local government area in the state could be isolated from massive malpractice, even as he called for total cancellation of the election. “So the only path of honour is to have the election cancelled. Where will you spare? The 17 local government areas had the same problems; one polling unit, two polling units in all the wards had irregularities. We went to the chairman of the Independent National Electoral Commission telling them our position, describing in details what actually transpired and what I expect them to do is to investigate and as I have said, the only path of honour for INEC is to cancel the election and start it all over.” - See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/abia-finding-a-common-ground-in-todays-supplementary-polls/#sthash.1xEe1Y0a.dpuf |
Literature / Re: Effect Of Social Media On Youth, Positive Or Nagative? by danielayodele16(m): 11:52pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
braine:You are right, but what do u have to say when even the so called teachers ping all day even in the class? |
Literature / Effect Of Social Media On Youth, Positive Or Nagative? by danielayodele16(m): 11:36pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Wait! wait!! wait!!! For inside dis 24 hours, some of us hav 2: 1. Whatsapp 2. Facebook 3. 2go (if anybody still dey do am oo) 4. Instagram 5. WeChat 6. Mozat 7. Eskimi 8. Badoo 9. Palmchat 10. BBM 11. Tweet 12. play candy crush 13. And above all Nairaland Haba mana!!! Which time remain for other tins na? We may have some set of unproductive youths after d next 10 years ooo! Especially Nigeria wey no get control n regulation. What do you think? |
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot And His Family (Photo) by danielayodele16(m): 12:31am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Misternas89:Lol, op dnt understand yourba if not he would av blunt your omale jatijati. |
Politics / Assistant Superintendent Of Police, Two Others Gun Down By Alleged Cow Rustlers by danielayodele16(m): 7:30pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
MAKURDI – An Assistant Superintendent of Police , ASP, Baba Ibrahim and a cattle herder, Gambo Muhammed and a yet to be identified cattle breeder, have been reportedly killed by unknown armed men in Katsina-Ala Local government area of Benue state. Vanguard gathered yesterday from an eyewitness that the deceased Seniour Police officer, who until his death was a member of the Task Force on Cattle Rustling and Kidnapping at the Force Headquaters in Abuja, met his death while on an official duty in the state. According to our source, “few days ago, some youths who are known for cow rustling and kidnapping along Tor-Donga in Katsina-Ala, went to Takum in Taraba State and stole over 2,000 cow wich they brought for sale at their base in Katsina-Ala. “The matter was reported at the Takum Divisional Police Office, but they declined jurisdiction and the matter was transferred to Katsina-Ala where six suspects were arrested but thereafter granted bail. “Irked by the decision of the Police to avail the suspects bail, the cow owner petitioned the Inspector General of Police, IGP, who drafted members of the Task Force on Cattle Rustling and Kidnapping at the Force Headquaters to handle the matter. “Unfortunately, on getting to Katsina-Ala to dig into the matter, the team including police officers, the cow owner and is team were waylaid, came under heavy gunfire attack by armed men just few kilometers to the Katsina-Ala Police station. “Leaders of the crack team, ASP Baba Ibrahim and cattle herder, Gambo Muhammed and another cattle breeder were instantly killed while several other Police officers on the team sustained varying degrees of bullet injuries.” Vanguard learnt that the injured Police officers were receiving treatment at a public hospital in the town. When contacted, the Benue State Police Commissioner, Mr. Hyacinth Dagala who confirmed the killings, lamented that it could have been carried out by gangs of cattle rustlers in the area. He said that the matter would be thoroughly investigated adding that the police was already on the trail of the masterminds of the dastardly attack.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/assistant-superintendent-of-police-two-others-gun-down-by-alleged-cow-rustlers-in-benue/ |
Celebrities / Re: I Once Worked As A Bricklayer To Survive – Reekado Banks by danielayodele16(m): 7:24pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
beejayphako:Thanks |
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot And His Family (Photo) by danielayodele16(m): 7:10pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
iphanyiuma: Ok, be a good boy now. Ok? |
Celebrities / Re: I Once Worked As A Bricklayer To Survive – Reekado Banks by danielayodele16(m): 7:05pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
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Celebrities / I Once Worked As A Bricklayer To Survive – Reekado Banks by danielayodele16(m): 7:01pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
As a prominent young Nigerian artiste, Reekado Banks has worked with the cream of the Nigerian music industry including Don Jazzy, Illbliss, Tiwa Savage, Olamide, Korede Bello, Di’Ja and Wale. The story of his rise to prominence however, has not been smooth, as the Mavin Records recording artiste disclosed during a #MySuperStarStory interview. Reekado-Banks Born Solomon Ayoleyi Hanniel, the Ondo State indigene revealed that after informing his parents of his intention to pursue a career in music and getting their blessing, he had to hawk blenders in traffic and work as a manual labourer at a construction site in a bid to earn some money to use to record. He also revealed that at one point, a lecturer at the university told him that he will never make it after preventing him from retaking a test he missed. His turning point came with the Mavin Records audition where he was picked out of over 5,000 hopefuls. The dreadlocked act, now popular for his ballad “Katapot” credited this triumph to God. In his words, “There is no amount of sacrifice that was enough to get me something this big.”http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/i-once-worked-as-a-bricklayer-to-survive-reekado-banks/
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Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot And His Family (Photo) by danielayodele16(m): 6:50pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
iphanyiuma:I dedicate this F.P to all of those that has tried and failed. Dnt give up men! |
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot And His Family (Photo) by danielayodele16(m): 6:48pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
testarossa:Two times twins. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot And His Family (Photo) by danielayodele16(m): 6:47pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
iphanyiuma:Who God has bless, let no man curse. |
Celebrities / Desmond Elliot And His Family (Photo) by danielayodele16(m): 6:33pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
See how cute their babies are. 25 Likes 3 Shares
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Celebrities / Don’t Believe The Bible On Sex – Queeneth Hilbert by danielayodele16(m): 6:01pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Many writers have described Queeneth Hilbert as the most beautiful actress in Nigeria. Right or wrong, the model turned screen goddess is unquestionably beautiful with a touch of class about her. When I first interviewed her I felt an air of derision about her towards men but she was quick to tell me she has nothing against them although she has had her share of bad experiences with men. “ When I was trying to establish myself as a model, every man I met wanted something from me. In this country, most men you meet don’t want to do anything for you unless you are ready to offer sex. Only very few men are nice. I don’t know if it happens like that to other women but for me, it has and that doesn’t mean I have anything against men. I don’t” she says And her feelings haven’t affected her desirability to have sex with the opposite sex. “Well, you see someone and you feel this guy will be good in bed, fine, go ahead and have it. Sex is something you can have if you feel good about it. I don’t believe all those Bible stuffs about sex” she quips.http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/i-dont-believe-the-bible-on-sex-queeneth-hilbert/#sthash.x9GRukHW.dpuf |
Romance / Every Woman's Worst Enemy In Life by danielayodele16(m): 11:46pm On Apr 22, 2015 |
When I hear females saying things along the lines of "I'm not friends with too many women because they're too much drama," I can't help but cringe. After years of experiencing all kinds of female friendships both good and bad, I've asked myself the same question over and over again. Why do women hate each other? The truth is, most females, no matter how old they are will tell you that they've survived at least one type of mean girl in their past. Whether it was a situation that dealt with putting someone down, being dismissed, ignored or even socially tormented, they all seem to boil down to one thing- hatred. I just don't understand it. For some people they say that it has gotten worse in the past few years considering the increase in bullying, but this issue has been around for ages. Most women had one thing in common: they had great pain when they gave birth to their children. This should make a bond that held them together, it should make them love and protect each other against the man-world. But it was not so. It seemed like their great birth pains shrank their hearts and their souls. They stuck together for only one thing- to trample on some other woman…whether it was by throwing stones or mean gossip. It was the only kind of loyalty they seemed to have. As long as I live, I will never have a woman for a friend. I will never trust any woman again, except maybe mama." If this doesn't break your heart, I have no words for you. Why do some of us seemingly hate our own gender? As women we should be allies to each other, not be taught to hate and compete with each other. Why should this be the case? There's just a plethora of confusion that makes absolutely no sense. Honestly, I think the hatred for other women comes from within. Once a woman hates herself, it's easy to get her to hate another woman. I say this because if a woman who hates herself sees a woman who seemingly doesn't hate herself, it's easy to project the internalized negativity onto her. Think about it. How many times have you heard, "Who does she think she is?" "She's not all that anyway" "Why is she so full of herself?" This is true for all humans, not just women. It is human nature. It pains me to think that we have this mentality. Society has us pitted against each other and seems to want to keep us from being whole and healthy as individuals and as a group. We should be and need to be celebrated by each other so that we can stand united and fight against injustice toward our gender. Women should empower each other instead of being so hateful towards each other. This feels like an uphill battle, but I believe that we can and will be able to make it to the top. It starts by loving ourselves and loving each other http://www.enekem.com/2015/04/must-read-every-womans-worst-enemy-in.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sample CV by danielayodele16(m): 11:32pm On Apr 22, 2015 |
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Celebrities / Re: 7 Types Of Prostate You Should Know by danielayodele16(m): 7:00pm On Apr 22, 2015 |
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Celebrities / Re: 7 Types Of Prostate You Should Know by danielayodele16(m): 6:44pm On Apr 22, 2015 |
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Celebrities / 7 Types Of Prostate You Should Know by danielayodele16(m): 6:28pm On Apr 22, 2015 |
7 Types Of Pros titutes You Should Know 1 Local Prostitutes Without wasting much time, roll with me as i bring you the types of prostitutes. These are the types of prostitutes my Yoruba friends calls “sarewa” meaning “rush come”, they are always present in every hood. NB: All they need is recharge card then you are free to explore the unexplored. 2 Part-time Prostitutes They will be the one to call you whenever they are broke so that they can pay you a visit, but during the visit! miracles shall happen. keep calm, they are just part-time oloshos. NB: You will also pay for their t-fare. 3 Full-time Prostitutes These are the real deals. you will always find them only at night around suya joints, beer parlors, on the streets and their main industries. NB: They charge very low, you can even try your luck with N1k. 4 Holy Prostitutes They are regular church or mosque goers but they can’t just do without having some lashes within the week then during the weekends, you will see them asking for forgiveness. NB: They always emotional after the ministration, some will even start crying and you will start feeling guilty. 5 E-Prostitutes They are more like OLX or kongagrin all you need to do is to negotiate with them online and trust me, they will never fail you wink you will always find them on every social networks even on nairaland grin NB: They charge high. 6 Corporate Prostitutes They are always at our work place, schools even in our hoods. They are always good looking whenever you see them, but all they need from you is to approach them, take them out for shopping, then the main ministration will take place at night. NB: They don’t have time for dating and long stories coz they already have their partners. 7 High-Class Prostitutes If you are not a millionaire, don’t just render yourself useless by going near them or else! you know the rest. They are always patronized by politicians, successful businessmen, popular actors and so on. NB: They also play international matches. |
Politics / Re: Lets Analyze This Trekking Guy's Journey From Lagos To Abuja...!!! by danielayodele16(m): 9:22pm On Apr 21, 2015 |
A man trekked from Lagos to Abuja still looking good, not worn out... Chai....Ok...Since we are in the season of trekking..... I'll be trekking to Canada soonest....Everything is possible with Nigerians...If he can trek from Lagos to Abuja then I can trek from Lagos to Canada.I believe in myself.... I can do this. |
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