ricsman:
d poor ones

My friend watch your mouth, did I hear u say poor? You mean Dare is poor? Hmmm! If u think he is poor, ask Etisalat and they will tell you how much they pay him daily.for been a judge for N.I.

It's clear but lot of people still get this wrong, ok which letter do you think would score goal?

CrazyScientist:
Nice




Please guys vote Twaci for Miss NL

This is the link to the voting thread (polling booth ) www.nairaland.com/2329533/miss-nairaland-contest-2015-final/3#33983532



Just type

I vote Twaci Cc; NLJega
Thanks

Go and read your book my friend!!!

naijainfogalery:
I will take a picture of it then work pretty hard, im coming back fr them after 3 years then i will reapply, after they give me the appointment letter, i will take it back to that same woman to sell akara

Who loss?

Wao!!! They are like twins.

Nollywood super star Actress Genevieve Nnaji has a daughter. Her name is Chimebuka but her friends call her Theo. Genevieve Nnaji got pregnant when she was a teenager but because of her parents’ church policy, she could not get rid of the pregnancy. Today she is happy and proud that her daughter is now a big girl at 20 ish!!!
http://tiwasblog.co/2014/15/photos-meet-genevieve-nnajis-daughter-chimebuka/

IfyAwazie:
Make she go back to sleep and divorce him.

Na so

Jim Iyke has never had it easy with the womenfolk. Most issues he has had with them he never bargained for. Just like last Monday, the actor was doing the regular thing everyone would do after meeting with who you consider your favourite governor in Nigeria. He posted a picture of himself with Governor Godswill Akpabio of Akwa Ibom State, with catchy captions to show how much he respects the governor for his wonderful achievements in his state.
His post was as harmless as it could get but one of the comments he got in return must have stopped him in his tracks. It was from a woman. Whatever Jim had done to them? None would marry him, just yet and this one wouldn’t let him be.

“Jim I beg you in the name of God,stop getting married to me in my dreams. For more than three years now I have always seen you in my dreams, married to me. I have been praying every time about it but it always reoccurred.  Even last night it happened again. I am tired of this. If you are his PA show him this text message and if this is you, I beg you in the name of God, to do something about it” she fired in her comment to Jim Iyke’s post of himself and Governor Akpabio in Ikot Ekpene  at the commissioning of Ritman University last Monday.
The comment definitely got attention of Potpourri who decided to seek the girl out who simply signed her name as Jackiify. We got lucky again.
In a BBM chat with her later on, Potpourri found out that the girl is a Nigerian schooling in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. She goes by the name Ify Jacob. The first thing that struck me about her comment was that this could be a girl acting out her fantasy and laying it out in a dramatic way. Then I asked her if she had ever had any crush on Jim, many girls do.
“That is where the problem is” she told me bluntly. “ I never had a crush on him before but all of a sudden I started having dreams that I am married to him for more than three years now. You cannot understand because you are not Jim or a pastor. I don’t like it. It is disturbing to me” she says
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/jim-iyke-stop-marrying-me-in-my-dreams-cries-nigerian-malaysian-student/#sthash.ZUcxXYIN.viMxF78e.dpuf

My pin 2AD8C4E8

Yes, I know there very well. It's a very nice place to get original self prepared weed. The sellers(boyzzz) are good looking, almost 4*. America standard. Please don't go without your phone, money and other good stuff cos if you do, your life will never remain the same.

After Omawunmi got married to her baby daddy, her In-laws washed her feet before entering his house. Feet washing is a wedding symbol which is said to deepen life-long commitment of couples as they live “for better, for worse, in sickness and in health.Going by some traditions, it symbolises that the wife will keep her husband clean in their new home.
http://www.akposvillage.com/2015/01/in-laws-washes-omawunmis-feet-before.html

A policeman in Tura, a suburb of Bauchi state, has shot and killed his lover over a rumoured relationship she was having with his best friend. 

The  dead woman, Jamila Rahama, who is reported to have been in her mid-30s, was shot over the weekend at around 1pm when the policeman simply known as Abdul (aka Barrister) entered a house which he heard was occupied by his girlfriend and best friend.

An eyewitness, who pleaded anonymity, told the Sun that the policeman was angry that his best friend was sleeping with his  lover, stormed to a house where they were, and shot and killed her instantly.

“After killing her, he left the house. He was later arrested by the police,”

http://www.naij.com/437905-policeman-kills-lover-in-bauchi.html

asumo12:

Na so we see am.....

Mahashta Mûrasi , the only man confirmed to have lived longest since the history of mankind, says that death has forgotten him.

The Indian, whom Guinness World Records recognises as the oldest man in the world lamented that his grandchildren had been dead for years and asked to know why death has eluded him despite his disturbing figure and looks.
http://www.naij.com/437811-death-has-forgotten-me-says-worlds-oldest-man.html

Stunner1:
OP u can lie ooo haaa
That's mercedes jackson and shez ghanaian
No b only eniola badmus shiooor

It's obvious u can't see.

Wait a little, do ladies now go to gym for this?

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Lala247:


Could be .. Think shes losing weight ..

Nope

Hmmmmmm

echobee:
my father my father

You wan apply?

I never knew Eniola is this hot until i saw this photo and believe me many will change their mind from calling her fat after seeing this. Go girl…
http://mvplagos..com/2015/05/actress-eniola-badmus-also-flaunts-her.html

The Chadian President, Idris Derby, Monday, made a volte face as he said that he does not know the where about of  the leader of Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau.
President Derby had in a widely circulated claim said some months ago that he knew where the Boko Haram leader was hiding and had warned him to surrender or risked being killed by Chadian forces.
But speaking with state House correspondents after meeting with President Jonathan, President Derby said even if he knew where the terrorist was, he would not say where he is.

In this screen grab image taken on February 9, 2015 from a video made available by Islamist group Boko Haram, leader Abubakar Shekau (C) makes a statement at an undisclosed location. Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau vowed in a new video released on January 9, 2015 that the group would defeat a regional force fighting the militants in Nigeria’s far northeast, Niger and Cameroon.”AFP PHOTO / BOKO HARAM” –
“I cannot tell you today that I know where Shekau is hiding ‎and even if I knew I won’t tell you” he said tersely in an answer to a question.
President Derby hinted that the inability of the Nigerian and Chadian army to carry out joint operations may have affected the success of the on going operations in the North east to tackle Boko Haram.
“Is regrettable that the two armies that is the Nigerian army and the Chadian Army are working separating in the field, they are not undertaking joint operation. If they were operating joint operation probably they would have achieved more results” he said.
He said he was in the Presidential Villa to consult with President Jonathan on the
- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/05/i-dont-know-where-shekau-is-chadian-president/?utm_source=&utm_medium=facebook#sthash.goma5oea.dpuf

Naija, this is a typical example of what orijin can do.

SAMBARRY:
Because it's assumed that every bride is a virgin

Thank God u used the word assume if not, I for come there con slap craze comot from ur head.....

Jklue007:
This is no longer funny...I can't wait till May 29 for GMB to come on board and rectify all this nonsense. Imagine, a whole 9ja, one dollar that is 200 naira??...mtchww.

BUHARI my HERO!
AMEACHI my ROLE MODEL!!
FASHOLA my GUY!!!

God bless Nairaland.

Funny you, is GMB a miracle worker? You guys are scaring him already. We are Nigerians and most of this things are here to stay. If GMB get to office today, he has just little or nothing to do about all this thing. He is not God. Don't expect too much from a man. Let us just pray for God's will to be done.

I find this quantitative reasoning amazing, it got me real thinking. Check it out and exercise your brain too
Good luck ..

SAMPLE APTITUDE TEST FORMAT OF NIGERIAN BANKS

Hi Nairalanders,
I just got this and want to share it with the house, beside it is the bank's career website.

ACCESS BANK ( http://www.accessbankplc.com/major.cfm?id=8 )
The test is made up of two papers, 50 questions each and you are expected to make at least 50% in each (25marks). Its a combination of Maths, English, Critical Reasoning and a little bit of Current Affairs (States and Capital). Just study GMAT.
You also need to know a bit about banks generally- general and simple policies, which banks are defunct etc.

BANK PHB ( http://www.bankphb.com/hd/mainsite.asp )
I think the test is administered by Leading Edge Consult and it is basically a combination test comprising about 70 questions on different test areas: Verbal, Synonyms, Antonyms, Word analogies, Basic arithmetic, Shape comparisons, Mirror images of wall clocks & other stuffs.There are no options in many of the questions.I think the time is 50 mins or 1hr.I can't remember exactly.
Bank Phb test is very difficult.The good thing about it is that cut off mark is as low as 30%.

CITIBANK ( http://www.citigroup.com/citigroup/global/nga.htm )
The test is a booklet in 3 sections. A, B ,C , Maths (mostly Tough Fractions),Like 2/3 + 4/7 all over 7/8 - 5/7 = 5/4 -6/5 then Logic like these vivid ones:
1. A gave hand shake to B; and B gave hand shake to C. A gave hand shake to C ( True or False)
2. If " degg is boobo and tarra is kiki, is kiki boobo?

Then Comprehension, Word and Opposite /nearest in meaning,
My advice: You must be good in Maths, Logic and must be very very FAST, Its a tough test I must let you know, so Practice like MAD!!!!

DIAMOND BANK ( http://www.diamondbank.com/metadot/index.pl?id=4908 )
Diamond test lasts for 1hr

It comprises 3 parts:
Part I
Simple Maths (1-10)
Chart/Graph Interpretation/Analysis (11-15)

Part II
English (1-10)...e.g White:Black, Up: ?
Sentence completion/Appropriate fill in (11-15)

Part III
Critical/Logic Reasoning (1-10)
Series/Sequence (11-15)


Time is defintely short. There's no -ve marking, read the instructions carefully...SCORE HIGH (because I think there cut-off is high)
Be careful to listen to the interview tips...immediately after the test (Very Important)

ECOBANK ( http://www.ecobank.com/english/group...ID=6&SRubID=16 )
Ecobank test is really tough and challenging. You really need to prepare very well because it's interpretation of graph throughout. It's like CAMBRIDGE EXAM. Anyway, people still pass it and you just have to prepare very well. Nothing is difficult if one prepares very well.

EQUITORIAL TRUST BANK ( http://www.equitorialtrustbank.com/?page=pre_cv )
They are SAT related questions,the maths is the most difficult and time wasting because they are logical reasonings: For the English we have Comprehension, Sentence Correction, Verbal Reasoning. You have 30mins for the English of 40 questions and 30mins for the Maths, 30 questions.

The test format is numerical reasoning, graphical interpretation,then verbal reasoning.
just go to www.shl.com

FCMB ( http://www.firstcitygroup.com/fcmb/careers.asp )
Their test is purely shapes, series i.e. 2, 4, --, 10 you understand what I mean? And GMAT English. The limiting factor is time constraint, you need to be fast but do not guess as there is negative marking. You have to compare symbols and choose which is the opposite of the original from options given.
I think its called quantitative aptitude.

FIDELITY BANK ( http://www.fidelitybankplc.com/careers.asp )
It consists of verbal and quantitative reasoning questions. The Maths questions are easy and the Verbal questions are just passages, sentence completions and the likes. Read your GMAT 2007 or anyone and you are good to go.

FIRST BANK ( http://www.firstbanknigeria.com/car/car_opport.asp )
that they have 100 questions. But the time is very short.

The first part was a long comprehension, which one could possibly spend at least 15 minutes on. It has only 10 questions. This part is time consuming, avoid starting on this part. People who started on the first section didn’t finish up to 60 questions at the end of the test.

The second part is English (Verbal reasoning). It requires a bit of thinking, although its fairly easy. Don't start here as well.

The third part is Math. They are simple as well, but the chances are that you might spend over 1 minute working out each answer. If the format is as before, you are also adviced not to start with this.

The forth part is on Current Affairs, with a multiple answer style. This is easier and you spend lesser time.

The fifth (final) part is on Critical reasoning. This is also very easy.
It is a maximum of 60mins or 80mins. You will only use writing materials like pencil, cleaner and maybe a pen.

Calculators are usually not allowed and you will be provided a plain sheet to work out your answers.

FIRST INLAND BANK ( http://firstinlandbankplc.net/form.asp?i=2 )
100 questions, 60mins. Use of calculator not allowed. The Maths and English is mixed so face the one you know more. Dont waste much time on any question, Study 2006 GMAT. Some quantitative aptitude, antonyms, logical reasoning, then interest and percentages in maths, etc.

GUARANTY TRUST BANK ( http://portal.gtbplc.com/portal/index.pl?iid=37237 )
Their test format is in three parts. You have Verbal Reasoning, Numerical Reasoning and Grahical Interpretation. All they need is your accuracy how u can think on the spot.They are usually simple questions but the challenge is you have 24mins for 80 questions. So you have to be fast in thinking. Pass Mark is 50%.

New Format
hi house, i must say that GTB has a new format . they now use the SHL format and it is in two parts, the numerical and the verbal reasoning. you have 20mins to answer the verbal (30QS) and 18mins to answer the numerical (25QS). GOOD LUCK GUYS.

This is the latest Current affairs question and answers about Nigeria some times you will think that you knows all the little things about your country Nigeria but when asked you will find it difficult to remember but i have provided this Nigerian Current affairs and question and answers about Nigeria to help you refresh you memory.

Most of the questions you see in Jamb especially art student is more of history about Nigeria but once you finish reading this question and answers about Nigeria you will be fully loaded with all the info you need to know about your country Nigeria.

45 Question and Answers about Nigeria
#1. Who formed the first political party in Nigeria?
Answer: Herbert Macauly

#2. What was the first political party in Nigeria?
Answer: Nigerian National Democratic party (NNDP)

#3. Who is the current president of Nigeria?
Answer: Goodluck Jonathan

#4. Who is the current vice president of Nigeria?
Answer: Namadi Sambo

#5. What does the eagle in the Nigerian coat of arm represent?
Answer: Strength

#6. What do the two horses on the Nigerian coat of arm represent?
Answer: Dignity

#7. What was the black shield in the Nigerian coat of arm stand for?
Answer: Nigerian's fertile soil

#8. What does the white colour in Nigerian flag and for?
Answer: Peace

#9. What does the green colour in Nigerian flag represent?
Answer: Forests and abundant natural wealth of Nigeria

#10. Nigeria is divided into how many geopolitical zones?
Answer: Six (6) geopolitical zones

#11. What was the first capital city in Nigeria?
Answer: Calabar

#12. What is the capital of Nigeria Now?
Answer: Abuja

#13. Who is the current Nigerian Senate president?
Answer: David Mark

#14. What is the name of Nigerian senior national team in football?
Answer: Super Eagles

#15. When did Nigerian Golden eaglets win the world under-17 FIFA world cup
Answer: 1985, 1993, 2007, 2013

#16. Who was the first female vice chancellor in Nigerian university?
Answer: Grace Alele Williams

#17. Who gave Nigeria her name:
Answer: Flora Shaw

#18. Who designed the Nigerian flag?
Answer: Michael Taiwo Akinkunmi

#19. Who was the first man to buy a car in Nigeria?
Answer: Bob Jensen

#20. Who was the first woman to buy a car in Nigeria?
Answer: Funmilayo Ransome Kuti

#21. Who was the first woman to driver a car in Nigeria?
Answer: Funmilayo Ransome Kuti

#22. What is the first TV station in Nigeria?
Answer: Western Nigerian Government Broadcasting Corporation (WNTV) in 1959

#23. When was Nigeria formed?
Answer: October 1st 1960

#24. Where was crude oil first discovered in Nigeria?
Answer: Oloibiri Oilfield, located in Oloibiri in Ogbia LGA of Bayelsa State

#25. Who was the first Nigerian to become a Noble Laureate?
Answer: Wole Soyinka

#26. Who is the Nigerian current speaker of house of Assembly?
Answer: Aminu Waziri Tambuwal

#27. What is the premier university in Nigeria?
Answer: University of Ibadan

#28. Who is the minister for education in Nigeria?
Answer: Ezenwo Nyesom wike

#29. Who is the current chief justice of Nigeria?
Answer: Aloma Mariam Mukhtar

#30. When did Nigeria have her independent?
Answer: 1st October 1960

#31. When Nigeria did become a republic?
Answer: 1st October 1963

#32. When was the first military coup carried out in Nigeria?
Answer: 1966

#33. How many local Government do we have in Nigeria?
Answer: 774

#34. Who is the first Nigerian president?
Answer: Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe

#35. Who was Nigerian first executive president?
Answer: Alhaji Shehu Aliyu Shagari

#36. Who was the Nigerian first prime minister?
Answer: Abubakar Tafawa Balewa

#37. What is the largest continent in the world?
Answer: ASIA with population of 3,641,000,000 while Australia & Oceania is the smallest continent

#38. What are the five Oceans in the world?

Answer: Pacific Ocean, Atlantic Ocean, Indian Ocean, Southern Ocean, Arctic Ocean

#39. What is the full meaning of UNICEF?
Answer: United Nations International Children’s Emergency Fund

#40. Who is the current Senate President in Nigeria?
Answer: Senator David Mark

#41. Which country’s flag is called the Union Jack?
Answer: Great Britain

#42. When did Nigeria became a Republic?
Answer: 1963

#43. What is centenary?
Answer: 100 years

#44. What is Nigeria?
Answer: Nigeria officially the Federal Republic of Nigeria, is a federal constitutional republic comprising 36 states and its Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. Nigeria is located in West Africa and shares land borders with the Republic of Benin in the west, Chad and Cameroon in the east, and Niger in the north.

#45. Who won the 2015 Nigerian presidential general election?
Answer: General Muhammadu Buhari

We will end it here and i hope you enjoyed and remembered a lot of things about Nigeria that you have forgotten, this thread is open for corrections if you think am wrong and if you truly like this kindly register and join the conversations because i need you guys here.

Please my fellow Nairalander, I really need help. Please any one with GMAT questions please help me forward to my Gmail. Addluv2@gmail.com Thanks in advance.

queenex:
Plz lets know how you applied?

Na wa oo! Ena no even let me land well before ena dey ask how I applied. I will tell you guys, but please I really need help on their test format.