Hephhemcomputer:
Thanks so much for this write up

You are welcome.

Divide your SALARY by 30 days and see what you get (i.e. the number of days in a month and see the funny thing about your salary plan).For example,

(1) An average level-12 worker in the state government civil service earns NGN 60,000.**** And this translates to NGN 60,000÷30= NGN 2,000 every day. This is LESS THAN the amount made daily by an AVERAGE HAWKER in the city.

(2) A freshly EMPLOYED GRADUATE BANKER in most NIGERIAN BANKS earns an average of NGN120,000 monthly.***So everyday, you get NGN120,000÷30= NGN4,000 as the daily value for your work-life. By implication, this is LESS THAN the amount earned DAILY by an AVERAGE DRIVER in d city and in some villages.....

(3) If you are a FRESH GRADUATE EMPLOYEE in some oil companies, you earn an average of NGN300,000 monthly. So in a day your WORK-VALUE is NGN300,000 ÷ 30= NGN10,000**** This is LESS THAN the daily amount earned by an IRRIGATION FARMER supplying vegetables to Lagos MARKETS, a TIPPER CAR DRIVER supplying sand for three BLOCK INDUSTRIES and CONSTRUCTION SITES just 3 times a day and DRIVERS of DANGOTE TRUCKS who have bought off the trucks at scrap value and are using them to convey products between villages and the cities for just five business owners.--------->>>HOPE BY NOW, IT IS SINKING IN, RIGHT?And when there is an ISSUE in the FAMILY that requires FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE, the DRIVERS, HAWKERS and the rest are looking up to you with a WHITE COLLAR JOB.

(4) If you are an NYSC MEMBER, you DON'T need to be told that:*****NGN19,800÷30 = NGN 660 is your worth on a daily basis. I hope you know that PURE WATER SELLERS who own a shop, a pepper soup joint and a small TOYOTA COROLLA car to distribute pure water to five restaurants earn MORE THAN you & WHEEL-BARROW PUSHERS working on contract for three warehouses probably make MORE MONEY than you EACH DAY............Wake up and be more productive. We should be more proactive, create room for more income and strive to diversify our streams of income. The earlier you wake up and smell the coffee, the better for you......Someone right now will say this analysis is too ideal to be true but take your time and do it, you will grasp the crux!!!STOP waiting for the Government to feed you, feed yourself and help the Government feed others. That is where we are in this age.
FOOD FOR THOUGHT!

London to Melbourne in 90 minutes? Paris to San Francisco in under an hour?

That’s travel at 25 times the speed of sound — or barely enough time to take in an in-flight movie.

Few areas of aviation generate wilder predictions than hypersonic flight — but a team in Germany might just have cracked it.

Hypersonic means speeds of Mach 5 or over, or more than five times the speed of sound. Supersonic is Mach 1, or the speed of sound.

Since the withdrawal of the Concorde in 2003, commercial aviation has remained purely subsonic, but that could change in the coming decades.

Take new aircraft concepts like the Japanese HYTEX, capable of speeds of Mach 5, or the EuropeanLapcat-II, expected to reach Mach 8.

Then there’s the nascent space tourism industry, with companies such as Virgin Galactic and XCOR Aerospace hoping to take a select few on leisure trips to the edge of space.

Researchers at the German Aerospace Center (DLR) are taking their own approach.

A team has applied space technology principles to propose what is possibly the world’s most advanced hypersonic airliner concept to date.
The SpaceLiner
The result of 10 years of ongoing research by the Space Launcher Systems Analysis (SART) department at the Institute of Space Systems in Bremen, the SpaceLiner is a revolutionary hypersonic spaceplane concept capable of flying some 50 passengers across the globe at speeds of up to 25 times the speed of sound.

It’s based on a two-stage concept, not unlike the Space Shuttle, where both the booster and passenger stages start in an upright configuration.

Propelled by 11 rocket engines during launch (nine on the booster stage and two on the passenger stage) the system accelerates into the mesosphere using traditional cryogenic rocket propulsion.

Once the booster stage is empty, the smaller passenger vehicle separates from the booster stage and continues accelerating, flying autonomously, just like an aircraft — except that it does so while reaching astonishing speed of up to Mach 25.

After reaching a maximum altitude of about 80 kilometers, the passenger stage commences a gliding descent towards its destination.

Not only is the SpaceLiner concept incredibly fast, it’s also environmentally friendly.

It uses liquid oxygen and liquid hydrogen (LOX/LH2) propellants so only water vapour is produced.

Most of the flight processes will be fully automated
http://africanleadership.co.uk/blog/?p=4989

Good day my dear Nlanders,
Please at this point am really confused and had no option than to seek for advice from here and am very sure am going to get experts to help me out.
Am 27 years old and an HND graduate (distinction in Electrical/Electronics Engineering) and was fortunate to get a job in one of the most reputable bank in Nigeria just after service last year (2015) you can imagine Engineer in a bank, but yes in a bank. Sometimes I really do feel bad because I feel like am loosing my career path already.'but I no get choice man need to survive ' I recently thought of going back to school but confused if to
* Go back for my PGD afterwards my masters
* Go back for a degree program(computer science)part time
* save enough money and leave this country
* save enough money and start a small business
* or just concentrate and build a career in Banking.

Just a word or Experience could really help. as this bother me a lot.
Please no insults.
Thanks in Advance

Mtweeeew, 9ice is a past tense...next!!

miszeno:
Up coming actress ke? Dem never born u wen annie enter nollywood

Annie is a baby.

If you look closely you will see that Upcoming actress, Annie Idibia, left her bra at home, as she stepped out on a date night with hubby, Tuface.
The mother of two posted the photo on Instagram with a caption;

"Date night with Bae "#nomakeupNight #WeLoveUs...

It's either a no bra day or a bad bra night, either way, we admit that she looks good in the whole casual ensemble.
http://bbcafricanews..com.ng/2015/11/annie-idibia-goes-braless-as-she-steps.html?m=1

Governor Nyesom Ezenwo Wike on Monday received in audience, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, the General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, RCCG, at the Rivers state government House.

The governor thanked God for the exploits of the RCCG pastor, noting that he has been a vessel of God used in blessing Nigeria.

He said that his administration is anchored on God while no step is taken without the government seeking the approval of God.

Pastor Adeboye revealed that he was in Rivers State as part of his annual visit to the state to meet with members of the church and pray for the state.
http://www..ng/2016/01/18/governor-wike-hosts-rccg-pastor-adeboye-in-rivers-state-photos/

By Babajide Komolafe
The naira, Wednesday, depreciated further to N305 per dollar as scarcity of dollars intensified in the parallel market.
From an average of N287 per dollar on Tuesday, the parallel market exchange rate rose to an average of N305 per dollar across the country.
Since Monday when the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) stopped weekly dollar sales to Bureaux De Change (BDCs), the naira has been depreciating against the dollar.

BDC sources who confirmed the development to Vanguard however said that the exchange rate situation is uncertain as the rate changes from time to time.
Vanguard investigation revealed that though the exchange rate touched N305 in major cities like Lagos, Abuja and Kano, it dropped slightly to between N295 and N300 per dollar in Lagos and Abuja at the close of business, while it closed at N305 in Kano.
Chief Executive Officer, H.J Trust BDC, Mr. Harrison Owoh, told Vanguard that the market is fluid. “You cannot quote rate for anybody now because the rate is changing every time.”
An Abuja based BDC Operator who spoke to Vanguard on condition of anonymity said that the rate closed in Abuja at N298 but was above N300 during the day. He however said that it was difficult to quote any specific rate now as the situation is unpredictable. He opined that the rate would stabilised by next week, when the market would have absorbed the impact of the new CBN policy.
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/01/naira-weakens-sells-at-n305-to-dollar/

Lol

Yes you can, it gives you an edge.

This post wan make me laugh die.....lol

Op, kindly help push this to F.P. We have done it before, we can do it again. He needs to be found!

kindly help push this to F.P. We have done it before, we can do it again. He needs to be found.

The woman in the above photo is said to be a Nigerian woman who was publicly beaten and humiliated in India. Not much information about the situation is known at this time except that she is a Nigerian and the situation happened in Assam, India.
 
Apparently, this is a regular occurrence in India according to social media users in India.
 
“African women are tortured, raped, humiliated and killed without help in Middle East Countries" one Nigerian alleged on Facebook.
http://www.tori.ng/news/17250/nigerian-woman-stripped-nked-and-beaten-in-india-p.html

Being old-fashioned is nothing to be ashamed of. Especially when you add a bit of modern flare. I’m not one to respect or appreciate tradition, but some traditions – or beliefs on reality – are worth maintaining.

Enter the modern-day, old-fashioned gentleman. He is the sort of man who takes only the best of the past and innovates it to fit modern-day standards.
He sees the good and the bad from past and present, electing to keep certain things alive while letting go of those that should have never existed in the first place.
Are you a modern-day, old-fashioned gentleman?

1. You wear what you want to wear, but you keep it classy.
Let’s be honest with ourselves… there is an aesthetically pleasing way to dress and then there are other ways. It may be entirely based on socially acceptable beliefs, but because we function within a society, it’s best to keep those beliefs in mind.
The way you dress greatly decides how people judge you and how they treat you. Plus, there is such a thing as beauty – and those laws are governed by nature. Try to use them as guidelines.

2. You treat women with respect, but you know better than to be a “nice guy.”
Women are tricky because while they want to be respected, they also want you to have them when you fall in love. They want to be inhaled, ravished, loved, consumed.
The modern, yet old-fashioned guy does his best to be the man the woman he loves wants him to be.

3. You don’t need to swear because you have an extensive vocabulary.
A real old-fashioned gentleman uses his words and uses them like a painter uses a brush.
Why exclaim profanities when you can better describe how aggravated you are? But don’t overdo it. Simplicity is key in communication.

4. You respect yourself – body and mind.
You can’t replace you – you can’t upgrade to a newer and better model. A proper old-fashioned man treats himself as an old-fashioned man would.
He makes sure to look good, smell good, taste good, and – most importantly – feel good. Being on the top of your game mentally and physically is the only way a true old-fashioned gentleman wishes to live.

5. You stay close with your family members because you want them to know you love them.
They raised you. They were a huge part of your childhood. And they love you – you want them to know that you love them to. It’s easy to take family for granted.
But life is a temporary thing; you will lose people. Don’t lose the opportunity to make them feel loved and appreciated.

6. When you take a woman out on a date, you make sure it’s memorable for her.
A real modern, old-fashioned man doesn’t want to use women. He wants to create memories with them and for them – as well as for himself, of course.
Too many people these days see dating as a recreational activity rather than as a potential start to a new life. If you don’t believe seeing them is important then it won’t be.

7. You’re comfortable with relying on yourself and don’t take handouts.
Old-fashioned guys like to do things their own way, with their own two hands. They take pride in their work and their accomplishments, never wishing to have it any other way.

8. You believe in true love and aren’t afraid to fall.
An old-fashioned gentleman knows the importance of a woman’s love – in fact, he lives for it. He wants to find that person who will mean the world to him, and he isn’t afraid to devote himself to her when she’s found.
Well… he may be afraid. He may be scared sh*tless. But he goes for it anyway because that’s what he wants and he goes after what he wants.

9. You treat your woman like a queen because she’s your woman.
While he treats all women with respect, his woman gets special treatment. Why? Because she’s special and he needs her to understand that she is. That is the purpose he sees himself as serving: making her feel like the amazing, beautiful, incredible human being that she is.
- See more at: http://lifestyle.ng/9-signs-youre-an-old-fashioned-gentleman-in-a-modern-world-2/?utm_source=traqli&utm_medium=traqli&utm_campaign=traqli&source=traqli#sthash.DeecN3RT.dpuf

I CAN'T STAND MEN WITH LITTLE D!CKS # repost
As funny as this statement is, there are women that really
believe good "thick" d!cks is a responsible d!ck.
Listen ladies, if a man with a big d!ck is important to you
THAT'S COOL BUT that should be more like a bonus not a
priority.
The size of a man's d!ck has nothing to do with value and
priorities of a man and it has nothing to do with how long or
how good he is on bed. If he DID your friend well there is a
possibility he wouldn't do you well...WHY? Bodies are
different.
Don't let an hour of pleasure and in some cases 5minutes
cost you years of pain and struggle. Let's be real, many will
have unprotected sex with a d!ck that looks good.
I am saying you should at least do a cost analysis before
you have unprotected sex.
First question should be, does this man love me?
Second question: If I get pregnant will this man provide for
me?
If your answer is no to any of these questions, its important
you do like a boxer and protect yourself all the times.
The funny thing about great sex is that everyone wants to
glamorize the BIG SHOW but no one really talks about the
AFTER PARTY...
Don't be one of those women who have that testimony of "he
has some great d!ck but he's not a good father."
Oh, you must be thinking that I have a small d!ck Lol.. Yes,
there will be shallow minds who would think that but my
goal is to make sure you don't fall for inches that can leave
you with miles of pain!
Good looks, good d!ck, and sex appeal won't pay the bills
or provide you with a happy home.
# SpeakLife

jeeqaa7:
My friend ,
Do you not have a ppa ?
How do you hope to combine ppa and a BANK JOB in nigeria
Think!

If your mind still strong
find your way to d bank, there is nothing God cannot do but just incase you don't serve God
Wen u enter and and submit all ur documents and your discharge cert is requested .
You take a long hard look @ the interviewer and in *african china's voice* u start singin.


Foodu nor dey
My broda transportation nor dey
And our roadu spoil finish
What about the Nepa pple

We nor get lite
Many youths plenty for street but as work nor dey , how we wan survive
We be giant of africa but to get visa enter ghana na waec

If after this song .. Him nor still gree

Waka dey go CDS



Or go submit resignation letter for yah ppa


Then relocate to yemen

It could be your turn to shine

Guy, u funny die....lol

Minet16:
and I being a type of person that is
allergic to loud noises was uncomfortable with the
terrifying loud noise that one could burst one's
eardrums

Guy i cleaned "one" for you... you were not supposed to use it.

The whole place went silent and I was very happy
my player was answered.


dude its prayers not PLAYERS



come tosyne2much what's with all this your blunders na?? in fact, WHICH FACULTY YOU DE??




lol like i just did




@MINET16

@MINET16, u be correct odoyo

Mister2:
3rd lady of the Federal Republic of Nigeria; such a handsome lady

Which primary school did u attend?

We will sure get it right one day.

More photos

hybridtm:
Bros...for benin the rain don dey fall since morning..i swim enter my house dis evening

@ least in benin there are proper drainages. The situation in auchi now is really critical, I doubt if some people would sleep in their houses tonight.

This happened this evening @Auchi etsako west of Edo state, destroyed so many things, I feel I should share so that it will get to Osoho Baba that some places still needs help.

Report: ISIS Fighter Who ‘Enjoyed’
Killing Christians Wants to Follow
Jesus After Dreaming of Man in
White Who Told Him ‘You Are Killing
My People’
It has become a common occurrence over the
years for Muslims in the Middle East who have
converted to Christianity to claim to have been
compelled to do so after dreaming of a person
who they believe is Jesus Christ. Now, one
militant belonging to the brutal Islamic State that
has massacred Christians has converted to his
victims’ religion after dreaming of “a man in
white” with a startling message, according to one
missionary’s account.
“One of our YWAM workers in the Middle East
was contacted by a friend earlier this year and
they met up and he was introduced to an ISIS
fighter who had killed many Christians already. I
mean that’s a horrible situation, and admittedly,
he was probably on guard,” Gina Fadely, director
of Youth With A Mission Frontier Missions, Inc.
(YWAM), said during a recent appearance on The
Voice of the Martyrs Radio Network.
YWAM, a nonprofit missionary organization
active since 1960, describes itself as “a global
movement of Christians from many cultures, age
groups, and Christian traditions, dedicated to
serving Jesus throughout the world.” The Voice of
the Martyrs (VOM) is another nonprofit that
draws attention to Christians facing persecution
around the world.
Fadely, who appeared on the VOM radio program
along with Kevin Sutter, another YWAM leader,
went on to share that this Islamic State jihadi
confessed not only to killing Christians but “that
he had actually enjoyed doing so.”
“He told this YWAM leader that he had begun
having dreams of this man in white who came to
him and said, ‘You are killing my people.’ And he
started to feel really sick and uneasy about what
he was doing,” Fadely continued. “The fighter
said just before he killed one Christian, the man
said, ‘I know you will kill me, but I give to you
my Bible.’ The Christian was killed and this ISIS
fighter actually took the Bible and began to read
it. In another dream, Jesus asked him to follow
him and he was now asking to become a follower
of Christ and to be discipled.”
“So who knows. Perhaps this man will be like
Saul in the Bible that persecuted Christians and
he turned from that persecution of the early
church to become the Apostle Paul who led it,”
Fadely added. “God can turn it around.”
The Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), also
referred to ISIL and most recently Daesh, has
been since 2013 waging a bloody campaign to
establish a caliphate, or a Sunni-led Islamic
government, across Northern Africa and
throughout the Middle East, although its
leadership claims the intention to reach as far as
the Vatican in Rome.
The jihadists’ methods are cruel and involve
brutal firing squads, hangings, stonings, and
beheadings of religious minorities such as Yazidis,
Christians, and even other Muslims who go
against its hard-line rule. The Islamic State
startled the world when it released videos of its
members killing groups of Ethiopian Christians in
Libya by viciously hacking their heads from their
bodies.
His Grace Bishop Angaelos, General Bishop of the
Coptic Orthodox Church in the United Kingdom,
said after the April killing of one group of 21
Ethiopian Christians that believers should
“forgive and pray for the perpetrators.”
Todd Nettleton, host of VOM Radio featuring the
YWAM directors, stated during the program that
the next time Christians hear about more
atrocities committed by Islamic State militants,
they should not “write them off as being out of
reach of God’s grace and out of reach of God’s
spirit.”
Sutter, the other YWAM director who appeared
with Fadley on the VOM Radio program, shared
that he has learned from one of his leaders in the
Arab world, an Arab man, that he had been
witnessing a “spiritual hunger” that was
“unprecedented” among Muslims.
“Many people are now following Jesus but they
keep it quiet. They haven’t gone public about it.
They even have church in their own home,
they’re watching, they’ll serve communion to one
another as they’re watching TV,” Sutter said.
Fadely suggested that God was using dreams to
give YWAM missionaries a helping hand in
reaching otherwise hard-to-reach groups in the
Middle East with the Christian message. She said
she believed that dreams were one way in which
God was convincing Muslims and other non-
Christians to believe in Jesus as savior.
Nabeel Qureshi, an apologist and the author of
Seeking Allah, Finding Jesus: A Devout Muslim
Encounters Christianity, explained the
significance of dreams to Muslims in a March
interview with The Christian Post.
“In Muslim cultures, generally speaking, people
don’t see themselves as being able to commune
with God. Communion is a very Christian concept
and the idea that Christ has torn down the veil
— in a lot of cultures the veil is still up. In Islam,
for example, people don’t expect to have God talk
back to them personally, as the Holy Spirit isn’t
living in them. They ask God for guidance
through dreams; that’s like the one way that
Muslims expect to hear from God,” Qureshi
explained.
“For someone to reach out and ask, ‘God, can you
tell me about you?’ Or, ‘If you’re Jesus, can you
show me a dream?’ That’s not strange at all. …
That’s kind of what Muslims do,” he added.
Christians have been skeptical of Muslims’ claims
that “Jesus dreams” have led them to
Christianity, but longtime Southern Baptist
missionary David Garrison also affirms that many
Muslims have been inspired through these
dreams to believe in Jesus as more than a
prophet, as he is acknowledged in Islam. The CBN
video below also looks at the phenomenon and
offers the accounts of former Muslims who claim
dreams of Jesus changed their lives.
www.247nigerianewsupdate.co/report-isis-fighter-who-enjoyed-killing-christians-wants-to-follow-jesus-after-dreaming-of-man-in-white-who-told-him-you-are-killing-my-people/

Which one would
surprise you most?
1 petrol price is now N1
per litre
2 Nepa bill is N30 per
month
3 Governor Amaechi
marry Dame Patience
4 Buhari pick jonathan
as vice president
5 IBB contest for
senator and won
6 Gombe is the new
Capital of Nigeria
7 Namadi sambo is the
chief imam of Abuja
Central mosque
8 Dangote is a gateman
in one of kano motor
Park.
Which one is more
surprising?

For me, I think for petrol to be N1 per litre in nigeria would be miracle of all time and it would really surprise me.

LesbianBoy:
They look good together......don't they?


2baba should just marry her jor!


"Genevieve idibia"......Sounds good! Doesn't it?

Annie will just kill her.

Iamtosin:

No doubt company X is a good organisation with good management, I have been thr for months/yrs and I have garnered decent exposure into the financial services sector. However, I made a bold decision by leaving for a more challenging organisation which would expose me to bigger challenges. So I believe this company is a great platform to offer me that.

Thank you very much. This is good

Dear Nairalanders,
Sorry to bore you with this topic but I really need your contributions. I currently work with 'X' bank using with my national diploma and I have got an invitation from 'Y' bank for interview also with my national Diploma. I really like 'Y' bank and would want to switch. My question now is I would really want to know the best way to answer this interview question so as to gain edge. Why do you want to leave your current Job or employer? I really want the interview gurus to help. Thanks in advance.

kilokeys:
i would due you strong thing... if u quote my post

I am beging u, am not beging u. I u don't no what to say, just kiping shot, it will take me only 600 to go tto my village(itamboka) and block ur phone.