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UnlimitedNG:
Wow! I love this. I am going to step on it today.

Don't dull. You better do.

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tollyboy5:
2020 thread

We Don too fight 4 dis site. How have you been?

I am good. Na from 2020 you don start your own "No gree for anybody", no be today

Great development! We need more of this. More NGOs should focus on creating reformative programs for the inmates. They can also be empowered while they are in the prison. We can learn from Halden Prison in Norway. It is deemed the best prison in the world because it provides its inmates with beautiful sceneries surrounded by vast vegetation and natural light. Each convict receives private, luxurious living chambers. Some prisons also empower their inmates by teaching them how to make money legitimately while in prison. Some inmates learn vocational skills and produce while their products are sold to people outside the prison.

But on the other hand, if the dudes presented laptops were convicted on the basis of internet fraud, is this not another opportunity for them to start running scamming biz right in the prison yard? It is just my crazy thought though. Don't mind me

Moh247:
TVC commiunications

OANDO PLC

INTELs logistics

Alpha Beta tax consultancy

TheNation Newspaper

Remita

You are deviating, Oga. Our chief concern here is that someone promised to turn a nation from consumption base to production base but he is one of the key people importing into the nation to make more money for himself. How can we trust him to work against his source of income when he gets there? Tinubu's TVC or Alpha Beta has nothing to do with making Nigeria...Haba! Approach a bank bro, at least one of them may loan you some sense. You really need it

I saw this on Twitter and I am curious to know how true it is:



Reno Omokri: @renoomokri

Enter any major supermarket in Nigeria. At least 15% of what you will see was imported into Nigeria by @PeterObi. Not manufactured. IMPORTED. If I am lying, I challenge Peter to sue me. And this is the fellow who wants to move Nigeria from consumption to production?

Ishilove:
Don't mind the idiot. Shake body small he is already claiming to be Dangote. Armchair billionaire.

How dare you call someone an idiot?

try www.lounge45.com and thank me later. It is more secured and coded than the so called codedruns

Truvel:
If Ur Uncle Didn't Love Her 4 D 1st Place, He Won't Av Thought Of Making Her His 2nd Wife. Ur Uncle Maybe Hurt Because She Turned Down His Proposal. However, It's Ur Choice. U Are No Longer A Kid. If U Want Her, Den Go 4 Her.

Wetin this one dey talk sef?

Ishilove:
You dey craze. Voltron, defender of olosho fvckers, use the same energy you're displaying here to make something meaningful out of your life.

God punish you there! You are not even worthy to be my gate man. This is a faceless forum. I am sure you don't know who you are talking to. send me your account details you fool.

Ishilove:
She is a premium escort and yet you were able to afford her price when you were a broke ass?

Another episode of "Things That Never Happened"

Use your brain, him talk say him dey save...you know how much him save? Besides, you know how much the premium escorts dey charge? Na so una go dey reason like mumu. Everything na Nollywood script for una side.

MajesticKris:
Better follow your uncle's advice if you still consider more Leaps ...

E get Why...

which advice are you talking about? What good advice can you expect from the uncle?

Vyzz:
So after bleeping this girl... Your life was turned around and u now have all the things u never had...



Brother please i am begging u...


Who is this girl... Let me just chuk her once, just the head... E no go enter finish...

I will not even do...

Please help a bro.. Just one chuk

My brother, na so o. Make him show guys the site level and the pekus info make we locate am. E get why.

What is the name of the site? Let me help you call her to come back to you. E get why

I am serious o

MamaFryo:
Hello my people, I beg between Lounge45.com and codedruns.com which is actually coded?

These two are excort sites or in street term, they are sites where you can easily hookup with a lady or guy of your choice. No story, just talk about how market and you are good to go if market good for both of una.

My main concern here as a woman is about how protected you are. I understand that some ladies settle to make some money on these sites to feed their family and sponsor themselves to school but some no dey shame again these days o. Na so dem go just show dem face and everything for dem body with their phone number yakata. Majority of those there are just 17 to 21. Few are in their late 20s and early 30s. It is either that dem never sabi life or life don tire dem cos they have seen it all. When it is time to settle with life, I pray their past wont just come calling.

I can't judge you because I am not in your shoes but if at all you must hustle, please protect your identity. Not everybody should see your unclothedness...preserve it only to be seen by those who really need to see it and pay for it.

Wondering how I got to know the sites? Na just my normal waka waka o.

One is administered for Nigerians by Americans while the other is for Nigerians by Nigerians. If you know you kow.

lilyheaven:
Yes,
She can even involve her husband in chores without him knowing, like leaving the children for him, by the time they cry non stop for food, he will look for a way to satisfy them, if they pour water, he will look for away to clean it. There are so many ways to kill a rat.

Wickedness!

UyaiIncomparabl:
Face the topic.

What a savage response!

niaralandtopuser:
the op didn't ask men to cheat and no one cheat because someone else is cheating. just tell us you are a cheat also

Tell them. Some people just have problems with comprehension.

Iloveu2:
[b][b]All the bolded above are
manipulating antics use by women in trying to make themselves to be seen as angels, saints that don't like sex except loved by men alone. IT IS ALL PRETENSE OF THE HIGHEST ORDER BY A VERY DECEPTIVE, CROOKED CREATURE CALLED WOMAN.

A man who have been SEXUALLY around alot of women, capitalises on this very womens' PRETENTIOUSNES when in comes to sex. He understands very much women's LOVE for the PEN!S is without bound as long as this MR PEN!S can make them INVISIBLE from the eyes of the world. Meaning, he can fulfil their SEXUAL FANTASIES IN SECRECY without anybody else knowing that he is FVCKING her, while she play the Saint to the eyes of the world.

IF LADIES FIND YOU, A MAN TO HAPPEN TO BE INVISIBLE, WHO CAN KEEP SECRETS, A CODED MAN WHO CAN EASILY DECODE HER BODY LANGUAGE AND WHO SHE FEELS SHE CAN TRUST, AND WITH AN INTUITION THAT YOU MUST BE A VERY NAUGHTY BOY ON THE INSIDE BUT INNOCENT ON THE OUTSIDE. YOU WILL BE AMAZED HOW LADIES WHO GET TO DISCOVER YOU, CODED MAN SURRENDER WILLINGLY WHAT IS BETWEEN THEIR THIGHS FOR YOU TO CONQUER, IT BECOMES AN HECTIC JOB BECAUSE THEY WILL KEEP COMING BACK FOR YOUR THRUSTING, AS LONG AS YOUR PEN!S CAN STAND HARD ENOUGH FOR THEIR MAXIMUM STATISFACTION AND YOU ARE VERY GOOD IN EATING, SUCKING AND LICKING PUSS'Y. MATTERS NOT IF YOU ARE A VERY, VERY UGLY MAN. Such a coded man will tell you how important women see SEX and their PRETENTIOUSNESS when it comes to sex.

I MUST SAY, WOMEN IN GENERAL LOVE SEX ALOT FAR MORE THAN THE GENERALITY OF MEN, ESPECIALLY IN SECRECY, IN PLACES WHERE IT IS LEAST EXPECTED THAT SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OF ANY KIND CAN BE SUSPECTED TO TAKE PLACE.



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Oga, your grammar too much joor.

ABCthings:
no pics sef

Picture of what?

A friend of mine called to report to me few days ago that he went to a shop to get some bottles of alcoholic drinks (spirit) to help his wife who just gave birth to a baby… burn some fat. It is a common local practice among nursing mothers here in Nigeria. I don’t really know how effective the result is. Anyway, that is not my bone of contention for writing this piece.

After getting the drinks, my friend told me he saw some scary particles in the drink after his wife drank from one of the bottles. On discovering this, he quickly checked the other bottle which is still sealed and discovered that there were some noticeable particles in the bottle too. So, he called to ask for my advice since his wife had been stooling and vomiting for some days now. She is presently admitted at the hospital. We have decided to take this case up against the company. Any lawyer interested in helping us out to seek justice should please private chat me as soon as possible. We have the sealed bottle with particles still with us and the receipt from the shop we purchased the items as evidence.

WHY ARE SACHET CONSUMABLE PRODUCTS NOT PACKAGED IN TRANSPARENT MATERIALS?

The experience above prompted me to ask many questions. If we could easily discover particles from the bottle of the popular alcoholic drink because the bottle is transparent, what happens to those that are not transparent? How do we just trust these companies to give us the 100% quality that they claim to give in their adverts?

I think the relevant authorities really need to look at this issue and stop these companies from endangering the lives of people. Even if the products are certified by the quality control unit of the company, there is a need for consumers to also check the products before consuming it.

I am aware that most of these business owners who struggle to survive in this harsh economy also face a huge problem with piracy. Who knows, the drinks bought by my friend could have been a pirated product. So, who should we blame for his terrible experience? The government agencies in charge (for not sanitizing the industry)? The business owners (for not orientating the public on how to detect a fake product)? Or the faceless murderers who produced the pirated products?

We are now in the era of products packaged in sachet. There is sachet powder milk, sachet condensed milk, sachet tomato paste, sachet water, sachet hot/herbal drinks (plenty of them are all over Nigerian market), sachet butter, sachet vegetable oil, etc. So, to save us from putting many more Nigerians at the risk of consuming harmful substances from consumable products in sachets, it will not be a bad idea if the government can help control the production and packaging of these products by ensuring that they are in transparent materials just as we have in sachet water which is popularly called “pure water”. I hope this gets to the appropriate agency before it gets out of hand. Please, keep sharing and mentioning the agencies concerned till it gets to them.

God bless Nigeria!



Some Facts You May Need to Know About Alcohol Drinks in Sachets

June 2016: Malawi Banned the Sales of Alcohol in Sachets
https://mwnation.com/cso-joins-alcohol-sachets-ban-tussle/

November 2016: Ivory Coast Banned the Sales of Alcohol in Sachets
https://www.informationng.com/2016/11/ivory-coast-bans-sale-alcohol-sachets.html

March 2017: Tanzania Banned the Sales of Alcohol in Sachets
https://www.africanews.com/2017/03/01/tanzania-bans-alcohol-in-sachets-to-protect-the-youth-and-environment/

June 2019: Uganda Banned the Sales of Alcohol in Sachets
https://inform.ng/uganda-stops-sale-alcohol-sold-sachets/

Nigeria is still planning to phase out alcohol drinks in sachets
https://www.ripplesnigeria.com/nafdac-to-phase-out-alcoholic-drinks-in-satchets/


Seychelles: 13.8 litres of pure alcohol per head
Nigeria: 13.4
Gabon: 11.5
Equatorial Guinea: 11.3
Eswatini (Swaziland): 9.9
Namibia: 9.8
Uganda: 9.5
Tanzania: 9.4
South Africa: 9.3
Kenya: 3.4
Mauritania, Somalia, Libya: 0

Source: http://brandinspector..com/2019/12/why-are-sachet-consumable-products-not.html

Creative!

budiliscious:
Truly, we still have a looooooooong way to go.

Really long way.

Bravo! Op you deserve an accolade for this piece. This is the right time for this. Our ancestors are talking.

Right time.

As people get prepared for this festive season, you need to ensure that everywhere in your home sparkles.

PietraK:
There are deeper issues that you did not include in your post.

You obviously came out because your marriage is already going south. If you care about your happiness, please consider house chores your responsibility and also teach your children to help out.

2. Always put him first. Whatever decision you need to take, talk to your husband first. Seek his opinion and let him decide. He is still the head of the family. And to get a favorable response, be calm when presenting your points. Let him see reasons why you think a maid is needed. Tell him you don't have extra time to do it and that it will be unfair of you to allow your crown "him" to do house chores.

3. I guess you always brought in ugly maids. Please get a smart, beautiful and cheerful maid. Your husband will smile withing...But that can be dangerous anyway...Lol

4. Do not! I repeat. Do not report him to anyone be it his family or yours. And lastly, never! I repeat, never speak of you paying the bills and feeding the family. Not directly to him or anyone. You will put a bail to your marriage once you start making it obvious.

In addition, how do you manage your salary? Does he know how much you get and how you spend it? Do you carry him along or just do your thing the way you feel right?

Getting a cleaning service without consulting him first proves that you don't recognize him as your head anymore because he doesn't have a job and money. And he had to fight for his position by insisting that you get a refund. Always ask for his direction and you will hardly get it wrong.

Do you trust him with money, if you do, consider handing over your salary to him to manage the house and always request for money to do whatever needs to be done.

These advise is meant for you if you genuinely want your marriage to be sweet. For a feminist, this is tantamount to suicide. So its yours to consider.

Thanks.

You are a problem solver. The best comment I have seen so far. You deserve some accolade for this evergevergreen piece. I know most fake ladies/feminists will not like you for this. Oil dey your head bro.