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Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by danity: 2:15am On Apr 11, 2008
Awwwwwwwwww - Ibk - you made him CRY!!!!!!!!!!!! Chei! you're wicked oooooo
Thuglife - sorry ehn. sad
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by danity: 2:12am On Apr 11, 2008
Thug, I'm sorry sad sad sad sad sad sad
It's a girl code. I can't say anything until she permits me to spill it

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked :oEhn! What did Sly do? You and Sly are now bonnie and clyde or what? Chei!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs to hide her piggy bank*
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by danity: 2:09am On Apr 11, 2008
Ibk - we're girls now! Are you fronting for me too? Or you don't want him to see this? wink wink wink smiley

Thug - keep trying. We are rooting for you cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by danity: 2:07am On Apr 11, 2008
Okay - i believe ya!

I'm waiting for McOmo - he'll soon accuse me of stalking him again. I need to deal with him
Debosky is missing cry
Poor Arses
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by danity: 2:05am On Apr 11, 2008
Lol - he might be a friend to you but we can see clearly now the rain is gone. Shine ya eye. You're giving Thuglife sleepless nights. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy tongue
Thuglife. one hint - she likes to 'beat' you - hmmmmmmm. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Take notice of that little fact. The secrets are between me and ibkaye. She knows it too. That's why she's telling me that i'm crazy grin grin grin grin
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by danity: 1:58am On Apr 11, 2008
Where's Sly oooooo?! He can help you in that section better
I can't give up our female secrets smiley wink
Ibkaye knows what's up
She's enjoying the game.

If you really want to know. . . . . . maybe we can give you a crash course in 20 mins. Ibkaye will start tripping right away.


Ibkaye- he's ready to take lessons for you. What do you want lady?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's expressing his L-O-V-E
smiley wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by danity: 1:55am On Apr 11, 2008
My confidence is fine!
I just want to be able to torture gaynners in a chat session on Sunday.
I'm not thinking of Barca.
I want us to demolish Arses!
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by danity: 1:53am On Apr 11, 2008
Thuglife - obviously, you are not doing something right. How can she still be resisting? Improve your game, Maybe you need to be more 'gentlemanly' lipsrsealed

Ibkaye - say whatever you want. We're both females, we know how to do what we do best wink grin
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by danity: 1:48am On Apr 11, 2008
He's ready to kill for you? Ibkaye - this one's a keeper. Just send me IV when y'all are ready. . . . . wink
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by danity: 1:46am On Apr 11, 2008
Jackal.:

@ Danity,

They produced J Unit(a spaz who thinks he can post anything because he resides in South Africa where internet is free)!!
They produced Folahann(I want to sha Fabregas. . . sharing a bed with Cesc will make ma dream come true)
They produced toba1909(When Man Utd was losting to West Ham) grin grin grin grin
Gaynners have produced the highest number of plonkers on this forum. . . . . It must be their breeding site.
Please let Mr. Pataki have a good night sleep. We don't want these names to cause him nightmares tonight cheesy cheesy. Arses are good at being arses. J-unit still amazes me with his level of understanding.
Mr. Pataki:

grin grin
Ask Igwe, he felt confused, he decided to move on to Barca, Nightrider has made his decision in his confusion. grin grin

Make him dey go. cheesy

Enuff stated.
So you know he's coming back to his motherland (Ass-anal) abi? As long as you people treat him well. I'm sure loyika will recommend a good Arse who's also a therapist. Take him to your ICU and get rid of his confusion and then please keep him.
Forum Games / Re: Look At The Person's Profile Above Yours & Make A Comment by danity: 1:42am On Apr 11, 2008
i sense the chemistry here too but let me run out before i see what my eyes shouldn't see smiley


ibkaye - cool profile


*runs out of thread*
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by danity: 1:35am On Apr 11, 2008
Mr. Pataki:

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What property? Did you hear of Arsenal buying old, retired and frustrated player? cheesy cheesy

He is best in the camp of the scummies. cheesy We are going for New brains and guys with brains. He is an expired piece for the Gunner camp. tongue
We don't want NIGHTRIDER!!!!!!!!!! We don't deal with gaynners. You of all people should know that by now. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy Carry your load ooooo. Afterall, it was your 'camp' that produced users like rasputinn and j-unit. 'Nuff said. cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: No Longer An Arsenal Fan. Going To Manchester United by danity: 1:25am On Apr 11, 2008
Mr. Pataki:

Make the guy go. angry Could be that it is him carrying his own wahala upon Arsenal and not allowing us to make progress. grin

Oh no! Please keep your property. . . . . . . . . . . . we don't want him smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 10:25pm On Apr 07, 2008
@ Sly - i'll just leave you alone. Fake e-brother! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry tongue
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 10:12pm On Apr 07, 2008
Well - it's not worse than what guys do here in the bars.We party better!
My parents are not poor - thank GOD about that.
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 10:00pm On Apr 07, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

Yes. . but what happens when the light goes off? **hey chairman please could you go n put on the generator?** grin
Is that fun? imagine in the middle of the night. . .
Its gettin heavy and whaaaaaaam! light goes off!! all y'all would say is *awwwwwwwwww* grin

Go siddon!!!!!!!! angry angry angry angry angry
angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry they never take light at those things
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 9:41pm On Apr 07, 2008
Vicjustice:

I see you're a son of some rich parents, no wonder you claim Nigeria is so decent.
But do you think a son of a pauper would have same opinion with you?
I'm a girl!
My parents are not rich. They 'managed' to send me here which was why I didn't want to come in the first instance. My parents wanted me to have the best but I didn't want to stress them.


®~^Sly^~®:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Omode lo n se e!. . . grin
(Omode o moh ogun. . .Oun pe ni efo!) grin (You no no medicine. . You dey call am vegetables)
I am so proud of your parents. . . .Infact, they knew what is best for you!!. . . cool
Lol - Sly - you're not serious. My parents are proud of me too.

One good thing about Nigeria - We know how to party till dawn. Clubbing in naija is a lot of fun from what i hear.
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 9:30pm On Apr 07, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

I am a Ghanaian and now Liberian? which one are we Gonna believe? grin next would be Jamaica right? grin
Nigeria is Amazing ko. . . . .Amazon ni. . . .
You can love Nigeria with every proton and nucleus of your body! cheesy thats your biz. . .
If u care about Nigeria that much! why didn't you school in OSU. . .LASU or one of their handicapped universities?

Uppppppppppppppppppppppp Nepaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! grin yeye country!

You're confused but I know you're not a Nigerian. I would have schooled in Unilag if my parents allowed me. I prefer Lag to here. angry angry angry angry
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 9:16pm On Apr 07, 2008
Just wait till I get you! angry tongue
I've always said you were a Ghanian boy. Why else would you prefer Ghana over Naija?

Yeye Liberian. angry
You know I'll get you back. wink

Nigeria is amazing. I love Nigeria with every atom of my body and no matter what happens, I'll always love it because it's not about what we can do better. It's about how much we try.
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 9:06pm On Apr 07, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

grin grin grin grin grin grin
I beg!! even if its not all part of Ghana! Can abuja celebrate a month of uninterrupted power supply? grin
I beg y'all should go n sleep!


And so should you! Go and sleep! angry angry angry angry wink smiley
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 8:37pm On Apr 07, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:

Danity!!Yes i can!! Nigeria is the country that is responsible for Ghana's Power supply . . their electricity is STABLE!! . .Urs is Epileptic & handicapped!
FYI!! they recently celebrated 2years of uninterrupted power supply!!
Y'all should go and sit down somewhere!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigeria is (Thumb down).
Eh Ehn! I know you will call my name. A friend of mine who lives in Ghana said that they do NOT have stable electricity in all the parts of Ghana.
Sly, Vicjustice and every other pessimist on this thread need to learn to love what we have. You don't have to be necessarily happy or content with it. But we should at least employ a bit of optimism.
Forum Games / Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by danity: 2:24pm On Apr 07, 2008
Why can't i be lazy as well today?
I need to move on. . . . . can't be stuck in the same position forever.
I'm so bad at keeping in touch. May they forgive me for not calling
Where did that bird go?
Why don't i feel like studying?
Could things actually work out like I want them to?
This man and his wahala again!


Gotta go study, need to get As in that class.
Family / Re: Woman Stabs Husband During Fight Over Hot Dogs For Dinner by danity: 2:18pm On Apr 07, 2008
LMAO! No comment just
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: We Met On Nairaland, Dating & Will Walk Up D Altar: by danity: 2:01pm On Apr 07, 2008
Awwwwwwwwwwwww - i have tears in my eyes. This is so sweet.
We are waiting for IV's oh!

Congratulations to you guys. smiley
Travel / Re: Is There Any Good Thing About Nigeria? by danity: 1:56pm On Apr 07, 2008
stillwater:



Let me tell you, I've lived in America for a while now and I'll do anything to have my Nigerian weather back. During winter here I desperately looked forward to the summer but to my utmost surprise, it was as hot than anything I could imagine in Nigeria. I went to a swimming pool with my friends and they all donned themselves in sunscreen, I didn't bother about sunscreen because I am black, but to my surprise I was sun burned. I had different color patches on my skin for months.
Abi oooooo! Thank you my sister. Just don't get into the argument of weather with Sly. I made the mistake of using that as a point and he almost destroyed my hopes of loving my beloved country. angry tongue
I do agree, however, that the weather is simply amazing, predictable and just beautiful.

Just because i'm not in Nigeria right now - doesn't mean i don't go back at all. I make it a duty to go back as often as i can. As for y'all that have a problem with our beautiful weather, let's see how you handle the cold weather.

Another good thing about Nigeria besides the weather is our efforts to make it a better place. At least some of the people are trying to make a difference. The western world screwed us totally. Can someone say one good thing about Ghana? Kenya? Ethiopia? Not particularly because Africa has been carrying the burden of what happened in the past. I'm even surprised about some things because although we are doomed, we are still trying to come out of the pit that countries like UK and France dug for us. angry angry angry angry
Romance / Re: Long Distance Relationship - Good Or Bad? by danity: 1:47pm On Apr 07, 2008
Girl - i get you totally.
Just leave now
I feel like one-sided relationships always get screwed up especially if they are LDRs.
If you're doing all the work and he's doing none - he just doesn't care.
You might be surprised about how common this is but that's the truth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by danity: 12:40am On Apr 07, 2008
McOmo - go drown yourself angry angry angry angry

We are still better off than Arses. Afterall, you're not even a threat to Man U anymore.
We know you're going to keep on drawing or losing till the end of the season. Every team has a down time - this was ours. We are experts at winning while y'all are just good at drawing.
You better pray and fast that Liverpool doesn't kill Arsenal and take them out of UEFA faster than possible.
Watch us take out our anger on both Roma and that tired-looking Chicken wings with his arses.

If you were a Chelsea fan, I wouldn't have even be able to talk as much.
Sports / Re: Nba Starts For Heat Haters Only by danity: 12:16am On Apr 07, 2008
@doyin - I can just see him taking that. He's more eligible for the MVP position than Kobe.
Sports / Re: Nba Starts For Heat Haters Only by danity: 12:00am On Apr 07, 2008
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Yeah and you guys did great as well. Congratulations.



The Hornets are awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sports / Re: Nba Starts For Heat Haters Only by danity: 7:48pm On Apr 06, 2008
@ A-40 lol - I trust New Orleans wants Dallas to be in the 8. After all, we do somewhat like Texas smiley. At least Dallas is still in the 7th position. It would be amazing to beat GSW. I'm looking forward to it.
Romance / Re: Your First Date? by danity: 7:15pm On Apr 06, 2008
My first date was actually fun. I remember thinking that day could be so much worse.
My next one is going to be better though.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by danity: 6:51pm On Apr 06, 2008
I cannot absolutely believe this.
It's all good though - we're still on top. smiley

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