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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by danity: 9:25pm On Mar 29, 2008
My boys have made me so proud cry
I'm so happy we're six pts clear as of this minute and
I hope Chelski draws tomorrow so that we'll remain 6 pts clear for this week.

I declare my undying love for the one group of men that will never disappoint me. smiley

RomanceRe: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by danity: 2:25am On Mar 29, 2008
How about Amy Winehouse?
I'm still trying to figure that girl out.
She gives me the heebie jeebies along with Angelina Jolie.
RomanceRe: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by danity: 2:06am On Mar 29, 2008
Nicole Richie is no longer human.
She's too skinny to be considered bone and flesh
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RomanceRe: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by danity: 1:23am On Mar 29, 2008
Halle is every man's dream to shag with every woman's dream body.
RomanceRe: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by danity: 1:13am On Mar 29, 2008
4him - he's still up for grabs. As far as i know, no wedding bells yet.
RomanceRe: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by danity: 1:09am On Mar 29, 2008
D-reloaded:
He's not cute. He's gorgeous tongue
Abi ooo! lol - i concur. He's an Adonis - a model for that matter. At least we all know that the baby's gonna have good hair
stillwater:
Unseal those lips because that is the truth!!!!!!! grin The guy is fineeeeeee
I'm happy we ladies agree on this. smiley
RomanceRe: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by danity: 1:04am On Mar 29, 2008
I leave you guys for 2 mins and you turn this thread to something else. angry angry
I give up! smiley
I'm going to look for my brother now.
Maybe we can turn this thread back to normal. smiley

BTW - I don't know how all the black dudes in America made Halle look the other way. At least her baby daddy is cute, white and I'm damn sure he's romantic enough to dazzle her anytime
lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Its A Hard Decision. I Need Your Sujestions. Pls by danity: 8:51pm On Mar 28, 2008
Well since you want a sex-free relationship with whoever you marry, why don't you stay with her?
After all, you've been waiting all this while.
I think you have a big problem being faithful and you're just being tempted.
Follow your heart though.
RomanceRe: Would You End A Beautiful Relationship Over Religious Differences? by danity: 8:39pm On Mar 28, 2008
Chacal:
I have told u many times u are smarter than your age.
A lot of relationships crumble because the people involved see the truth and they completely ignore it.
They go with the stupid assumption that things might change later and that is a huge risk for anyone to take. . .
Don't even smell what u cannot taste. . . . It's the law of PHYSICS. grin cheesy
LOL!
Abi oooo!
I mean religion cuts deep into every thing we do.
Even if the guy/girl changes to his/her spouse's religion.
It's a big chance that they do it just to get the girl.
After marriage the guy can vex and change back to his true religion.
What happens then?
RomanceRe: Would You End A Beautiful Relationship Over Religious Differences? by danity: 8:28pm On Mar 28, 2008
@ Topic - YES YES YES. I wouldn't even date him if i could.
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 7:33am On Mar 28, 2008
Sister is rich ke?
I spend my brother's money like crazy.

You better get that first class ticket fast angry tongue
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 7:24am On Mar 28, 2008
Yeye - extracting from your younger sister? No shame? tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 7:05am On Mar 28, 2008
No - please enlighten me smiley
After all, it is MY weak point
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 6:57am On Mar 28, 2008
I've heard you big bro.
What is my weak point, dear Rev. Pray tell thee. smiley
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 6:36am On Mar 28, 2008
Is that how to beg? With angry faces? angry angry angry angry
I'll just ask one of my boyfriends to pay for me.
Big bros for nothing. angry angry angry tongue
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 6:27am On Mar 28, 2008
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked No way!
You have to treat me like a Princess. tongue
I'm a spoilt little sister and it's all your fault. smiley
Live up to your standards. tongue
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 6:18am On Mar 28, 2008
Via lorries? You could better than that for your sister! angry angry angry tongue
I want to come via first class on American Airlines
Then I want a limo to pick me up from the airport.
I also want a big hotel to stay in. grin grin grin

Can you handle that?
I'll call your fake number in a minute lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 6:10am On Mar 28, 2008
I am not a freshman angry tongue
Over the weekend? huh Strangely enough I have no plans.
I might take you up on that Iraq offer.
I'm always up for a war! grin
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 6:00am On Mar 28, 2008
lol - just wanted to be sure.
I just got out recently within the last decade
I'm still one a sisi eko abeg
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 5:53am On Mar 28, 2008
I'll tell you ooo! Just not when everyone can see it.
You did go to secondary school 59 years ago though right? grin
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 5:47am On Mar 28, 2008
That's something that happened like 59 years ago. grin grin grin tongue
This is something that is about to happen. After it happens, all of NL can hear.
For now, it's just that I need to keep it to limited # of ears
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 5:35am On Mar 28, 2008
Lol!
Something special is happening but NL has eyes and ears. sad
I'm not spreading my biz anyhow.
It's not my wedding, though. tongue
Forum GamesRe: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by danity: 5:26am On Mar 28, 2008
I can't wait till May cry cry cry cry cry cry
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 5:23am On Mar 28, 2008
@ TeeJay- definitely

@ Sly - you want me to fall or what?
I'm beginning to think that this is sibling rivalry.
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 4:54am On Mar 28, 2008
@ Teejay - thank you and bless you too.

@ Sly, shocked shocked
i'm 3 ft tall! Is it bad to want a guy twice as tall as me? :PI won't stand on a table. I'm using a tall step-ladder tongue, hater! angry tongue
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 3:49am On Mar 28, 2008
TDH - Tall, Dark and Handsome. Can you manage that? smiley
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 3:27am On Mar 28, 2008
Sly - no thank you. I want me a naija guy. grin
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 3:15am On Mar 28, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:
You heard me. . .
I made that suggestion based on your appalling taste in Naija dudes. . .
I tot u would like the Chinese or the Mexicans. . . .How about the NAZI's then? cheesy
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
No way! I love my Naija guys.
Just that - they know how to misbehave once in a while.
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 3:06am On Mar 28, 2008
stillwater:
Yeah my brother, my cousins, my uncles kiss I love them kiss
Definitely! You understand me smiley
®~^Sly^~®:
Very Good!! . . . Fantastically Nice!!!! cool

I was about to send some Chinese guys to you.
Chinese guys for what? Did i say i needed acupuncture?
I can't go Chinese - I'll become a nun first.
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 2:57am On Mar 28, 2008
®~^Sly^~®:
Now u talking. . . . . cool
What were u talking before?? angry tongue cool
LOL! I can't remember.
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 2:45am On Mar 28, 2008
@ Stillwater - don't mind me. smiley
I have 5 fantastic naija men whom I love more than I can handle.
Those guys have the keys to my heart anytime. embarassed embarassed embarassed kiss kiss kiss kiss
It's just that there are some others that just piss me off.
RomanceRe: Sex On First Meet by danity: 2:39am On Mar 28, 2008
Thank you @ Chacal!
Sly - you can't give up on me yet. You're the only Rev that knows what Danity is all about.

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