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 Romance › Re: How Do U Get A Guy To Open Up? by danity: 9:46am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Oh my gosh! I totally understand you girl. It scares the crap out of me. How do you get a guy to open up to you well enough? I don't know but when an answer is given, I'll like to know how to apply it. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:57am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I know - i'm cool bro! and you better accept it!  |
| Sports › Re: Nba Starts For Heat Haters Only by danity: 6:53am On Mar 30, 2008 |
MVP - Chris Paul #3 all the way! I'm so psyched that he's doing this good. He and David West somehow manage to carry the rest on their thrilling wins. I just hope that they can sustain their first position in the Western Division. It's way too tight. I can't even understand it. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:45am On Mar 30, 2008 |
No. It' not nightmarish. I want to know. I'll add you later today. When I do - spill it! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Nigerians Living In The Us by danity: 6:38am On Mar 30, 2008 |
®~^Sly^~®:So that's your real location. I just knew you were lying about Iraq! HA! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:36am On Mar 30, 2008 |
You're gradually pushing me towards the last option I might just consider - YIM I have to get it out of you. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:09am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I have more than jazz - I have DETERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:02am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I'll get you to tell me somehow - that's a promise. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:57am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Alrighty then. If only NL had a private chatroom  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:44am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Well let's make a trade. Sly tells his "Nigerian" secondary school story  and then Danity shows part of her face to only ess ell. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Chris Brown's With You by danity: 5:42am On Mar 30, 2008 |
NO way! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:39am On Mar 30, 2008 |
My face alone proves I'm Nigerian. I'm not just going to give NL the privilege of seeing danity's face free of charge. You know you're from everywhere else but Nigeria. |
| Music/Radio › Re: Chris Brown's With You by danity: 5:31am On Mar 30, 2008 |
®~^Sly^~®:Oh I got you now! Are all Naija girls gold diggers? If you ask me, Naija boys are the ones looking for sugar mummy now and doing Yahoo yahoo boyz up and down. I love 'With you'. I would love my guy to  - too much info! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:26am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I have no reason to lie. Are you a Nigerian? - No Can you prove that you're one - NO Do you speak a Nigerian language - NO Do you wish you were a Nigerian - YES Do we want you to be a Nigerian - NO So what does Sly do? He acted like his name and became very sly and joined NL. Is this TRUE - Yes I have proof. Sly - it means Sly secretly loves his country - China. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:15am On Mar 30, 2008 |
You're in denial! P.S. - You know your Chinese/Iraqi wifey can decode that. Naija girls like me know that chin chin is a pastry! Another proof that i'm Nigerian  |
| Travel › Re: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by danity: 5:09am On Mar 30, 2008 |
It's cool though. Sweet sweet revenge on the other thread. Green (color of envy) is so not your color. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:05am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Sly - do you want me to dig up that post?  This guy is in fact not Ghanian. I was trying to cover up He's half-somalian and half-liberian. Now he's trying to claim Naija. Do you not hate Naija? Answer me. Till today he can't talk about his secondary school because "it's too bad for us to see" I am a proper naija girl - head to toe, not that you'd know though |
| Travel › Re: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by danity: 4:58am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Thunder!!!!!! You want me to spoil my baby? Jealousy! First you're jealous of the meaning of my name just because it said i was good in bed numerous times and now you're jealous of my wonderful computer? This rivalry is too much. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 4:56am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I have sufficient proof that this "Sly" of a person is a Ghanian and not Nigerian.  As for me, I love Nigeria with all my heart and. . . . . .I don't really like Nigerian men and their attitudes . I think that proves that I'm Nigerian by all standards |
| Travel › Re: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by danity: 4:48am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Where? You know what? Forget it - i'll find it! |
| Travel › Re: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by danity: 4:45am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Lol! I'm just being a peaceful sis. If you make the mistake of abusing my naija sisters or make the mistake of contrasting me - the claws will come out. |
| Travel › Re: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by danity: 4:34am On Mar 30, 2008 |
No problem but I've been to abuja once. It was so quiet. No agberos on the street and all You're probably right about the big boys. |
| Travel › Re: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by danity: 4:24am On Mar 30, 2008 |
It's just so pretentious. I'm used to seeing traffic, okadas, molues and hearing people shouting CMS. I'm also used to seeing drama on the streets. The big boys are so How did they get big, do we know? It's a beautiful place though. |
| Travel › Re: Pictures Of Nigeria - Show Us Nigeria Through Your Pictures by danity: 4:17am On Mar 30, 2008 |
These are amazing pictures. Makes me want to go back to naija and see these places. I don't really like Abuja - too quiet for a princess |
| Culture › Re: Is Abuse Part Of Our Culture by danity: 3:49am On Mar 30, 2008 |
It's not even a matter of F*** your mama or what ever. Think of the rate of child molestation nko? Abeg - i'd rather be beaten than to be molested by some sick, depressed idiot |
| Health › Re: !baby Born With Two Faces In India!- (this Is The Authentic 2face)- by danity: 2:43am On Mar 30, 2008 |
It's a different thing to have Siamese twins that you can separate. These ones are not going anywhere. I don't think this can be separated. Though I have to say it's pretty amazing. |
| Food › Re: What Do You Consider To Be The Best Breakfast? by danity: 2:41am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Cereals don't get you anywhere! |
| Family › Re: Who Is Your Next Of Kin? by danity: 2:35am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I don't plan to die anytime soon so it's no one. |
| Food › Re: What Do You Consider To Be The Best Breakfast? by danity: 2:34am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Hmmmm - you people are making me hungry. Sorry to get all westernized here but for me It's Pancakes, scrambled eggs, apple juice, with a side of bacon and sausages. Put this in mind - i've never had this breakfast |
| Travel › Re: Why Do Nigerians Abroad Live A Pseudo Life ! by danity: 9:50pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
Where do I start? Is it the story about the rascal who was hitting on me in a fake yankee accent, only for him to pick up his phone and blast thick naija pidgin? Or is the boy who borrowed his friend's car to impress me? Or is the one who told me that his "Mercedes" was in the shop so he was given an old honda to use for the mean time? Or is it my friend that came into the states for 5 weeks and the next time I talked to her, she had a bf who believed that her daddy was Harry Akande? Or is it that girl who wears all the latest clothes, shoes and bags to class when she barely affords to feed herself once in 2 days? I can go on and on but I choose to stop here. |
| Forum Games › Re: Secret Admirers by danity: 9:34pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
There is one person that I admire so much on NL and he keeps me calm. I think he even knows me half as much as I know myself. He knows everything there is to know already and he's an amazing friend to have. It's people like these that make me love talking to the few real people that I know on NL. I need to forward this to him tonight - |
| Forum Games › Re: Post What's On Your Mind Right Now by danity: 9:28pm On Mar 29, 2008 |
I am so happy that they love me despite my faults. I'm going to miss them like crazy. |
