₦airaland Forum

YorubaSamurai:
You were lucky you didn't smash your head

psucc:
Dem no go see my shishi again. Imagine Church with POS machine and transfer for miracles.

olahero:
Just came back from where I went to buy noodles and suya, cough tablets, I did transfer all through including to Mai Suya guy.

My Last Week Terrible Banking Experienced.

Last week Tuesday I was out of cash that I was left with just #200, so on Wednesday morning, I went to bank as early as 5.30am to pick up a number I will used to enter banking hall, I was given 108, I didn't even bothered to questioned the number I was given since I found many people in some banks before reaching my own bank, so after picking the number, I went back home to pray and help my wife with kids.

Fast forward to 8.00am, I quickly rushed to drop off my kids at school and headed to bank straight, it was passed 8am, I so many people at the gate, fortunately for me, they just called 1-90 which many numbers were not around like me, getting to 9am, the crowd getting increasingly and the bank staffers were not able to control us, the manager came out and address us and he went back, when it's turn of 91-130 which I fall in, the crowd hijacked the gate and people rushed in and I managely rushed in as well.

The manage came out of the banking hall and he ordered everyone of us should leave or they shut down operations for the day, I was like haaa, with this kind crowd ooo, when the man insisted, some of us obliged while some stayed aback, i think I made mistakes by leaving because those people that stayed back were later attended to first before us.

And it's almost 10am, the manager came out again and said some of us should enter but we will used number to enter the banking hall, we all agreed, when they open the gate people still rushed in, after lining up, we spent like 30mins inside the hot sun, after some paparazzi, we were ordered to leave the sun and manager ordered those of us should enter in other for them to call in another set of people.

It was after 11am I entered the banking hall, we were rushed to get withdrawal teller, queue for the withdrawal, i was feeling hungry and the cashier sent me back to go and verified my account bkos it's current account, that I will need to signed it from customer service, get it signed, went back and the man noticed that I am fucking angry and looks tired.

He collected my slip and gave me #200x100 of old note, I wasn't even bothered to check it as I quickly rushed out of the bank and when I reached outside, I pity those that are still struggling to get number...

God will judge them all.

babaoo:
This cashless policy has really dealt with me,over 90k hanged, access bank is holding 60k,gtb is holding 30k,just dis nite I transfer 3600 and the person is telling she never receive alert madam check ur balance she refuse,telling me dat she normally received alert what if bank no send alert nkor....plz anybody Sabi gtb email address where I can complain,the useless acct officer number I saw tru their app no gree pick phone.
I spoke with access care center ,I was told to wait 5 working dat but gtb care center just dey waste my credit..20min call customer no pick call

Abfinest007:
What I can say is that God will bless d man behind opay but as for first Bank and uba I pray u get d kind of service u render to ur customer

Robinmido:
I will stay there comfortably

Miracood2:
I once used it to write an application letter.

I was accepted and asked to resume immediately.hahahaaha














Na bakery work!

charlesemeka85:
dem dey win 1nil

charlesemeka85:
This our u20 team is one of the worst I hv ever seen.

isan:
she is the first choice now until a better option pop up .... nah una dey confuse waldrum

Robertgreene1:
Interesting...
I was crying to everyone who cared to listen to me here that this nonsense cashless policy won't affect Tinubu..they thought I was joking...no be $100 that Wiked share 4 Rivers?.. underestimate those evil genuises at ur own peril!
Now election gone and we still back to square one!..no cash..no food!..no fuel!..no nothing!!!
Pls if u don't av enough resources to send ur future kids abroad...Then don't bring them to this hell to suffer with u abeg..just suffer alone and die alone...
This country is a punishment from God for one's former life sins...

Smith414:
na your kidney he wan sell abi him own??

lelion:
Nigeria 1 vs Egypt 0.
FT

OyeofIkoTuN:
R.I.P..

NIGERIA IS SO LUCKY OUR NATURAL DISASTER NA RAIN FLOOD, GUTTER FLOOD, BAD ROAD FLOOD, DAM FLOOD AND NOT TORNADO,EARTHQUAKE, HURRICANE OR TYPHOON ABI HAILSTONES SELF

DispatcherLagos:
Better kept as pet in your stomach

Daniel7543:
Guy, life hard.

Reelmii:
Dont let him live with u......this is very IMPORTANT..
U can give him some money if u have...or better still advice him to go to his family.....

Someone that is that desperate to get rich,, can kill u,, harvest ur organs for money ritual ....best to be friends from afar

He is no longer the childhood friend that u know....life has changed him

Daniel7543:
Bros give me update. I wan sell my kidney.

mastermaestro:
Not maybe. She does. I wonder how you knew. Your discernment must be very sharp. I chuckled at those naive guys above praising her. They don't know what's going down on the other side.

A 33 year old celebrating virginity online when most of her mates are married with at least three kids? Whoever marries her would think he has gotten a priced bride. He wouldn't know that he is marrying someone's wife with kids on the other side.

Elidrisy20:
1962-2023

GOFRONT:
RIP baller....

If our very own Ajala the "traveller" was on ground as at the time the earthquake struck, maybe we would not be in the mess of Naira redesign come saga we are battling with right now. What Nigerians are passing through right has carried the same 7.8 magnitude same as the Turkiye 7.8 quake.....

But its like our Ajala's sense of smell is as active as that of a rat who percieve danger from ahead.

Rip and net more goals in heaven Christian Atsu.

Lionnation:
we will never forget, because it's in their DNA to do evil when they get what they want

ShenTeh:
This format no be today.

Lionnation:
Later now he will tell them to go and die