₦airaland Forum

Manny21:
All for election. Until the next four years

a dey tell you

olisefom:
Stale tactics.

Why is this news? Is he contesting for a dancing competition?

can you imagine

christejames:
In Benue, after the circular from CBN yesterday most people are now rejecting the old notes...



I went round feeling stations today trying to buy fuel with the old notes with me but could not, I later saw a lady selling engine oil 🛢 who agreed to collect, I used the whole note to buy oil 😔

Shai! you don scam the lady

hart12:
This is as of yesterday, have you tried spending them today?

exactly! can you imagine the person that collect it from hand yesterday rejected it this morning

Georgry:


Here in Auchi, old naira is still accepted everywhere, I withdraw 10k old naira yesterday from pos and I spent about 8k in the market same yesterday, make una dey play.

this one no be play matter oo, one malam and a woman wey dey sell food reject am for My hand yesterday night and this morning

Kimiso:
someone carried your stuffs and you didn't even bother to fight for it or make it go beyond what he expected

you no read the whole story,he say he no wan make person chuckle ham bottle

Aguilar:
Oloribu omo, aye omo eh oni da o. How send me link abeg. I need work

haa!why the curse?

na trouble op dey fine

TheZeezle:
Ok sir.

goodnight

TheZeezle:
He's older though but almost his age so boy, don't be naive. Ear punching, hair styles no means you are a bad guy. You guys keep reasoning like Nigerian police.

sorry for my typography error, I'm talking about myself being almost 44 ,so don't mistook me for boy oga

TheZeezle:
Lol I be your dad's mate. Few blocked heads Nigerian believes your a razo once you punch your ears.

funny man, how old are that make you my dad's mate,in almost 44 yrs old

I'm almost 44yrs , this sex thing I don't know how it looked in the body

TheZeezle:
See this one.. You must be a pastor's son.

hahahaha you must be indomie generation

SmartyPants:
Cant you read??

infact his comment made me laugh

Nostring:
u no sabi read?

I wonder oo

IrepChrist:
You see, I once had a friend back in my university days. He told me about a conversation between himself and his dad who was living abroad that time.

Dad: Ola, you know what, there are lots of things I could have done in this country to make money but I can't do it because of you and your sister. I have seen how people make fast money.

I understand that whatever I do would have consequences and you and your sister will reap of these consequences.

This taught my friend a great lesson and he stopped puting his dad under pressure for money.

Few years later, before we went for our NYSC Ola won US visa lottery. Today he is a Pastor in the US and he is doing very well by God's grace.

We all know our leaders have failed us. But our youths that are into cyber crime and its accompanied fetish practices are only incurring courses on themselves and their children unborn.

Please quit crime, work hard and trust in God. All will be well.

Jesus loves you.

see wisdom

cejaypriesty:
Please undump him and marry him I must tie my gele and eat plenty rice plix plix

a won alatenuje

spiceadole:
Must you people buy chicken?

If everyone ignores this meat,the sellers will "behave"

I dey tell you.

superCleanworks:
Thou shall not kill.

you no serious

Mendy for catch that ball na

Mayng01:
Wasted by a drunk driver. Are you sure the driver was drunk or they had a score to settle? Hmmm, smh. Rip to the deceased. Life goes on

Exactly what I'm thinking,drunk soldier my foot.

Yungmil:
u are a good observer. What affected Israel was lack of takedown and grappling skills. Islam or khabibs will finish dis guy.

kamoru too can do the job

TheGoodJoe:

To be honest, if you were a coach, will you invite a hungry lion to follow you on a team bus to a match? Mbok, the coach wants to see his grandchildren grow up.

hahahaha

lovewins:
Except by some luck, Germany will likely win the penalty shootout.

Germany already win this,luck no dey this time

Deltamani:
Penalty Shootout….

give that One to Germany

Deltamani:
So this Coach nor fit manage 3 goals ahead??

And you guys are already clamouring for him to be promoted…

a dey tell u,na to collect salary and ask for bonus na the tin wey him Sabi be that

a no watch again

VKN23:
you saw his lookalike

exactly My thought too

urbobo20:
U are not correct .I do no sleep in same room with my wife cause u must watch television at night

don't mind the op

Patriotsleague:
Lesbianism and homosexuality are a taboo, that will destroy the fabric of our family life and society.

trust me the demon inside her no go move by koboko.

Festus30:
did you say just 21k? I've done lots of things for that girl. 21k is nothing compared to the things I've been doing for her since we started dating.

is that why you wanted to take her life abi? You need prayer in your life.

Festus30:
I and this girl have been dating over a year. I took her serious, I've sacrifice a lot for her and it made me so heart broken when I noticed she cheated on me reason I almost took her life.

My girlfriend and I live in the same city (Mowe) but I traveled out of the city 2 months ago for work things (ibadan), so around last month she called me that her phone screen (Samsung) is broken, that she's just managing her phone and to fix it is 35k but she already have 15k so she's in need of 20k to complete it. So I sent her 21k.

Fast forward to Friday when I came back to mowe, I went to see her, I saw her holding iphone Xmax. I was like who gave you iPhone? She was just telling me lies upon lies. At first she said she swapped it, then I was like why didn't you tell me you bought iPhone and who gave you money to swap it becus you'll need over 190k to swap. To cut the long story short..

I later found out that a guy bought the phone for her. The 21k I sent to repair her phone, she repaired it and gave it to her younger sis.

I was so heartbroken. For a guy to buy her iphone that means she have been dating and having sex with the guy secretly without me knowing. She has been begging me, calling & texting since Friday but i didn't reply.

She texted me she was coming to my house yesterday. The only word I said to her since on Friday was to meet me in a uncompleted building close to my house yesterday, I have this machanic slege hammer, it's one of my tools I use for working, so I held it while waiting for her.

My plan was the moment she enter the building, just a powerful whiplash on her head and she's dead, I felt so cold inside of me, I was also shaking while holding the hammer and feeling so heartbroken. Then I heard a deep voice inside of me saying "YOU WILL REGRET YOUR ACTIONS" (twice)

Then she called me that she's there, I already sighted her through the window, I came out and I told her to run away and never come back anywhere around me again. She was still begging that she's sorry. And I said if only you know what I'm about to do, you will run.

She left, I just sat on the floor feeling so heartbroken.

Ori e ope.