Brownshoe:
you no collect number?

They collected mine and became my moms customer

Hunger na your mate?

I have seen two random young ladies (well dressed and pretty) passing by my moms shop few years back when I went to pay her a visit. Then I was eating noodles at the front of her shop and one of the ladies smiled and said the noodle smells nice and pleaded if she can have a spoon to taste. I smiled and said it's ok with me.

Naso big aunty sit down for chair join me finish the noodles. Had to place a fresh order.

Solofresh2:
Am in my early 20s and am the bread winner of my family at the moment.I send myself to school, I sponsor my younger brother in secondary school,I send money to my mom monthly,I bought a land already.Am schooling and working presently
Determination and discipline is the key.
I know one day, I will get the be life I have always dreamed about.So help me God

That's mind blowing, what part time work are you into that helps you make provision of all these?

Faber:
See this idiot o...if Seun needs ₦150million, all he need to do is a go fund me page and we Nairalanders will donate that to him in matter of days.

Many of us have benefited from the platform. One yeye guy want to come spoil this beautiful forum. Gaius abi Virus, use your money go buy APC Presidential form. Na ya mate be Presido for Chile. President Boric of Chile is just 35yrs

Good day baba, let's learn to address some matters without insult or using foul words. Sometimes our suggestions here sound reasonable but the level of insults been attached to it is unnecessary.

And regards to the donation, you can help donate to those less privileged ones here on nairaland and not an already established entity or individual. But if you've been doing justice in donating to the needy here on this forum thank you and keep it up.

Do have a nice day ahead Cheif.

Parachoko:
If you own Nairaland, will you sell it now?

If been offered a desired amount.

Many platforms bigger than Nairaland have been sold by their sole owners
Instagram
Whatsapp
Telegram
Twitter
And many more but I'm to mention this few which are randomly known to the general public.

A quote once says "everything or everyone has a price, except you're valueless"

BennyDGreat:


The guy don update him offer to 50BTC

Amazing that's a way to go. It amounts to roughly 1billion Naira if my calculations are not wrong.

And believe me if the negotiation is nicely breached he will get it at a better offer.

Leave some people for NL wey dey de make noise as if them done see 1m Naira for their account before. People with money are talking business, them weh no get dey help monitor their business.

This call has become urgent because Obi Cubana is fast becoming a bad influence on our youths and allowing such character to dominate the politics of Nigeria at a time the nation is in search of role models for some of our misguided youths, I think the menace of Boko Haram would be a child's play in the years ahead.

Already, the rate of ritual killings for money in the Southeast region and across the federation have skyrocketed because most youths are alleging that Obi Cubana made his money through rituals.


All I see is HATE in this long written epistle.

I would have loved to know your own region but basically it's of no use to me. So if you dey reason to do ritual to make money, do your ritual in peace. No come put am for person head.

And you mentioning the high rate of killing in Southeast region (for ritual) is questionable, because everyone in this forum knows the region that tops on it (you won't hear it from me though).

OP I believe you can do better. Try to be a better part of your life. Thanks.

The way some people don take access Nairaland dey give quotes of figures right, left and centre. You go think say them be major share holders of this forum.

At least Gauis (Bitcoin Cheif) has presented his own offer and can top up if they offer is well negotiated by his team and Seun Team. Besides the floor is still open for a higher bidder and anyone one who think that nairaland worth higher than his offer (which I know it might be) should also go with his/her own team to do justice.

Thanks.

I don put on my dancing shoes.
All road leads to IWO Town

Her union is blessed and it will bring forth good fruits. Haters and bad news carriers won't get story to spread on them Amen.

NDI AMA JEHOVA....a name which folks commonly address them as when I was growing up as kid.

For me it's been half a decade, but I can't say if it's due to change of location from me or they have stopped their home visit evangelism. Or is it don via internet since almost everything now is going digital and I have no idea about.

So I'll like our Brothers and Sisters from JW to highlight on this.

Sltp:
OP is very funny. You're sex starved. What do you want us to do about it? Get a bootylicous busty woman to regularly service you? You can get that yourself. That's the only cure to your sickness

Exactly my gee. That's the same advice I gave to him. The OP said he has never had a physical sex with someone. So I wonder how he thinks that the wet dreams will stop.

Pray4meJC:
No sir actually l'm not into covenant with any person. Why it baffles me much is that I do not lust after the opposite sex. That was in the past.

I was told masturbation can help eliminate the chances of wet dreams hour before going to bed but I find out in my case it was all lies from the bottomless pit. After masturbating (ejaculating all semens) then later in my sleep same day, wet dreams still erupt with sizeable fluids expelled. Many times this could not help and I knew this is strong spiritual bondage on me.

Another strange one is that I find myself having strong erections (not ejaculation) towards some females when they come close to me without any contact or sexual desire, thoughts whatsoever with them. Just ordinary discussion about trades because I was selling in a shop. It thus seems there's a strong sexual force in those females that activates the sexual demons tormenting me. I have never had sex physically with any body since I came out from my mother's womb.

I keep wandering why everyone encouraging for more prayers and moral support skipped the very end. Here is the major cause of your problem. If truly you haven't had any physical sex with someone since you've been in existence then the "Wet Dreams" won't stop. Wet dreams occurs to every young male adolescents once they have come to age and once you have physical sex with your opposite sex like frequently for that time the wet dreams stops entirely. So from what you're saying you're a virgin indirectly and you need break it, no jokes. If you don't have any female friend to do that with, you can patronize sex workers. Unless you do so, no amount of porns growing, masturbation, prayers can stop wet dreams unless you break it with real sex. Afterwards you can only experience once in few years ( that's if only you have lust on someone and you keep bearing the person at heart. Their is a high chance that you can dream of having sex with the person) so my dear brother, cut the burden by having a physical sex with someone. Thanks.

@SAMKLEF HYBRID....Wetin NIGERIANS wan see wey go dey new to us.

WILL SMITH go be like "Make una fear my return"

His pose looks like that of GAYBRIELS.

Just saying though....

Some kind things wey dey happen for 9ja no fit happen for super story

No matter what transpired amongst the two. Israel DMW should learn to compose his self while in public. Because whatever he does be it good or bad his boss name DAVIDO must be attached to it.

Ogun State has been a key state in south west for producing not only top leaders but also super stars and billionaires.

But the present Ogun now take more pleasure in fraudulent activities, ritualism and skull minning.
I still see a better OGUN state if a good number of them stop their evil acts.

Naso I go borrow boggyman old kala enter aso rock blow Buhari and Osinbanjo head, then I'll come out unhurt like Steven Seigal

If you're expecting me to say kill myself join, then you must be dreaming. Me wey never enjoy 9ja. In fact who go come give Boggyman his old kala back for the next operation because that one mind no reach to carry out this my mission

SIMI always with her poor dress sense.

I no fit see POOTABLE anywhere come give am that special attention or regard fans do give celebrities.

But oyibo man talk say one man food another man poison. Bro EMEKA is really entitled to his choice not me.

Got an invite from my friend who was amongst the host of this very show that POOTABLE came to Benin for. I use God name beg am and told him to invite me when next a confirm rising star is coming or better celeb, not this celebrity tout

Mercychen:
You see? Exactly what I was talking about in a post I made yesterday. Spenders and hoarders compatibility. Some were of the opinion that they would help balance out each other.

Now, where is the balancing out in this couples case?

There will be strife and misunderstanding ( like klass99 rightly said) as each one will feel he/she is right and will never see him or herself as wrong.

I've always known that guy married her for her fame and money.

You don talk as woman wey you be, I never expected much. But bear in mind that J.J has been there before the money and fame

As Funke is the sole breadwinner of the family, make she squander money on her husband naa, at least when people sees him outside they'll know the wives wealth is really showing on him.

Don't quote me or judge me, that's the way 80% of the ladies feel or talk when they have a wealthy husband.

#Wahala for man wey e wife get money pass am. The money the quick pourge belle

Buhari never meant well for any well meaning Nigerian. He typically want every good Nigerian dead so he can run his empire with he fellow monsters.

"From down to bottom"......M.Buhari 2015

So Las Las he won. Wey that South African guy making noise on Twitter. Someone should help me check on him to know how far

If all these write up are true as it states, then ATIKU must have been a Bad OG right from the days of Abraham.

crossbreedwears:
Her username doesn't define her personal life!

Then her daughters post doesn't define her personal life either.

She wey still dey use REALOMOSEXY as her handle name NAWA OOO

That's one strange but unique thing about life.....
Musicians
Comedians
Motivational Speakers.

All these people in one way or the other go through hell, but they always get set on act when ever they are to perform to see that people are entertained and souls are been lifted up with the message they pass.

Me at some point do encourage and motivate people from the same problem I might be passing through.

#LIFE

Don't know what to say on this thread

Walks out of thread