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Celebrities / Re: Where Is The G Wagon Cubana Chiefpriest Bought For His Wife ? by Dankovich1: 3:44am On Apr 08, 2022
You just woke up at 1am in the morning e come be this thing come dey bother you?

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Celebrities / Re: Video Of Jada Pinkett Forcing Will To Respond To Question About Their Marriage by Dankovich1: 3:42am On Apr 08, 2022
In Asari Dokubo's voice....Will Smith, your mumu never too much? grin

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Politics / Re: Kogi Man Wearing T-shirt With “I Pity The Fool” Inscription Receives Wheelbarrow by Dankovich1: 3:33am On Apr 08, 2022
According to SaharaReporters, it is part of Kogi State Governor, Yahaya Bello’s Youth Empowerment Program which was introduced in 2021

Na this same person talk say he go make thousands millionaires if he becomes president.
"I pity the FOOL indeed" grin

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Politics / Re: Drones To Detect Terrorists To Be Made In Ogun State by Dankovich1: 9:37pm On Apr 07, 2022
Wait till you hear the figure FG go mention for the Drones you go think say na jet fighters dey wan use the money construct.

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Celebrities / Re: 'ali Is A Fool’ – EFCC Reacts To Popular Song Seemingly Glorifying Fraud by Dankovich1: 7:38pm On Apr 07, 2022
Ali is in Aso Rock
Ali is in House of Senate/Rep
Ali is in State Government Houses
Ali is in Barracks, Base, Stations
Ali is in Cathedral and Churches
Ali is in Mosques
Ali is in Offices, Firms, Schools
Ali is in our various Families

Na who no wise up ALI go FOOL

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Responds To Prof. Wole Soyinka regarding his stands on Buhari by Dankovich1: 7:15pm On Apr 07, 2022
The internet never forgets

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Celebrities / Re: Ayo Fayose Eats Amala at Abuja Joint after Picking Presidential nomination form by Dankovich1: 5:43pm On Apr 07, 2022
Person no go eat his Amala in peace again grin

Una think say e dey easy to bring out #41m to pick a form knowing fully well that you'll not be nominated.
Religion / Re: Leke Adeboye Apologises For Calling RCCG Pastors Goats by Dankovich1: 5:38pm On Apr 07, 2022
The guy just open mouth waaa like some of the nuisance here on nairaland that has cheap access to data on their device to insult their elders.

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Politics / Re: Security Alert! Unknown Gunmen Shooting At Nnewi , Market Shut-pics by Dankovich1: 5:31pm On Apr 07, 2022
The new government of Anambara have many other issues to tackle. They shouldn't use this antics to make all this burning and shuting down the prime one
Politics / Re: Security Alert! Unknown Gunmen Shooting At Nnewi , Market Shut-pics by Dankovich1: 5:30pm On Apr 07, 2022
Why have this people decided to make Anambara State ungovernable for Soludo

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Politics / Re: Aguata LGA Headquaters Attack Gunmen Attack (Video, Pictures) by Dankovich1: 5:28pm On Apr 07, 2022
Their is no smoke without fire.

Be it unknown gunmen or DSS

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Politics / Re: Asari Dokubo Rubbishes Governor Wike's Presidential Aspiration | VIDEO by Dankovich1: 11:51am On Apr 07, 2022
This Ashiri abi na Asari Dokubo go just open mouth wide waaaaa begin dey yarn rubbish like man wey live for face me I face you house. grin
Celebrities / Re: A Man Dies During A Sex Competition With A Girl And The 7th Round Killed Him by Dankovich1: 11:46am On Apr 07, 2022
But wait first, who was counting

Was there a refree officiating there sex encounter?
Celebrities / Re: Davido Gifts His Aide's Fiancée N500k To Buy Airtime by Dankovich1: 11:37am On Apr 07, 2022
All these yeye girls commenting trash above me, naso una guy rich friends dey take bang una whenever he introduces you girls to them? shocked
Celebrities / Re: Nigerians reacted to This Davido’s Viral Tweet From 2011 by Dankovich1: 11:33am On Apr 07, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



Idiot


Just like he's sacrificing all his friends to make money and using useless idiotic music to cover his evil deeds.
This one really touch you like pin in the ass grin
Politics / Re: Ebelechukwu Obiano Picks APGA Nomination Form For Senate by Dankovich1: 3:22am On Apr 07, 2022
Make she go pick the slap wey dem give am where she keep am, no be only to pick senate form

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Politics / Re: Kaduna South Attacked By Bandits Since 8pm Last Night by Dankovich1: 3:15am On Apr 07, 2022
Seems each new day Buhari and his gang have all these their fruitless close door meetings all the do is to question themselves "How do we take this country backward"

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Politics / Re: Zamfara Governor Buys 17 Escalade To Emirs, 240 Sonata Cars To Other Monarchs by Dankovich1: 3:04am On Apr 07, 2022
Totilopussylick:
EFCC will not see anything that is going on now tongue

EFCC primary focus is on south east governors.

South East governors are Crookes tongue.
believe me I'm not going to do this tribal shit with you

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Politics / Re: Governor Matawalle Buys Brand New Expensive Cars for Traditional Rulers. by Dankovich1: 2:58am On Apr 07, 2022
Others the try rebrand carry this stolen state funds patronize INNOSON SUVs and Cars, e come reach your turn you go patronize Escalade and Toyota.

Alhaji no be so ooooo grin

@EFCC hope you're taking roll call
Politics / Re: Zamfara Governor Buys 17 Escalade To Emirs, 240 Sonata Cars To Other Monarchs by Dankovich1: 2:52am On Apr 07, 2022
Others the try rebrand carry this stolen state funds patronize INNOSON SUVs and Cars, e come reach your turn you go patronize Escalade and Toyota.

Alhaji no be so ooooo grin

@EFCC hope you're taking roll call

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing & Husband Opeyemi Falegan Break Up, Spill Their Dirty Secrets by Dankovich1: 2:47am On Apr 07, 2022
Irrelevances everywhere lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Convoy Crashes In Abuja, Two Aides Killed, Wife Hospitalised by Dankovich1: 2:38am On Apr 07, 2022
Karma located the wrong President.


Present, not Ex grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: I'm Going To War With You Guys, U.S President Biden Jokes With Union Workers by Dankovich1: 7:04pm On Apr 06, 2022
I wish our President in the person of Rt.Gen Mohammed Buhari will go to his wardrobe and dust out his Military uniform and lead the military troops in the fight against terrorism like this man.

But we all got scammed when he was stating his presidential ambition " Terrorist and illegal armed men will all be crampled to dust in few months if he's in governance".

We didn't know he'll give them a lasting ground and support to perform the more.

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Politics / Re: 2023: We Need Wealth Creators, There Is No Money To Share Again - Peter Obi by Dankovich1: 6:53pm On Apr 06, 2022
Let's save all the big talks, if Mr Obi officially declare to run for presidency he's getting my vote.
In my own veiw, he's the best choice from south east. Others are quite good but Mr Obi still stands out to me amongst them.

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Pay Me My N8m You're Owning Me, I Brought You Into Nollywood-adakarl by Dankovich1: 5:19pm On Apr 06, 2022
All this Ojota Kim Kardashians no go let us hear word grin
Politics / Re: UNN Student Sues Davido For Not Showing Interest To Run For President In 2023 by Dankovich1: 1:22am On Apr 06, 2022
This one wan use DAVIDO gain popularity angry


Na SUG president you wan make he come contest abi na Departmental President.

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Crime / Re: Abia 2023: Chikwe Udensi Picks APGA Governorship Nomination Form by Dankovich1: 6:53pm On Apr 05, 2022
Mr Chikwe Udensi no dey ever tire for Abia State governorship race.

Man have been contesting since I was quite young till now, always change from one party to the other each Electoral period from PPA, PDP, APC, now APGA

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Celebrities / Re: I'm Quite Tired - Femi Kuti Reacts After Grammy Loss by Dankovich1: 6:43pm On Apr 05, 2022
Naso them go nominate one young artist for this country till he gets of age and he'll repeat this same statement.

For now he still dey form Commando dey do riffle training. grin
Politics / Re: Failed Strike: Police Dismiss Nine Personnel Over Failed Strike by Dankovich1: 6:34pm On Apr 05, 2022
But it took same NPF months to look into Abba Kayaris matter

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Politics / Re: Photo: El-rufai Gave Up His Official Seat For Asiwaju During His Visit To Kaduna by Dankovich1: 6:21pm On Apr 05, 2022
The seat was sold for #50million. The price is worth to seat on it for the whole day. grin
Phones / Re: Elon Musk joins Twitter's Board of Directors by Dankovich1: 6:10pm On Apr 05, 2022
Elon Still dey find MONEY
Dangote dey find MONEY
Adenuga dey find MONEY


Why me no go find MONEY

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Properties / Re: My Tenant Wastes Too Much Water by Dankovich1: 5:28pm On Apr 05, 2022
Act like the Landlord you said you are and call your tenant to other, failure for him to comply you add extra charge on his bill.


Some tenants are just cultists, they will oppress you anyhow grin

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