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LiteratureMust Read: The Church Accountant (season 3) 18+… Part 26 by dankuruso(op):
LiteratureMust Read: Spiritual Marriage Part 10 by dankuruso(op): 3:37pm On Jun 12, 2016
DURING MY MATRICULATION DAY I HAD INVITED HER TO CELEBRATE WITH ME BY BEING AROUND AND MAYBE SNAP SOME PICTURES! SHE TOLD ME SHE DON’T TAKE PHOTOS, I TOLD HER “I TOLD HER I HAVE TAKE A PHOTO WITH HER BEFORE AND HAD NO PHOTO OF HERS SHE SAID NO NEED OF THAT SINCE I SEES HER ALMOST EVERYDAY. SHE AGREED TO COME THEN I CONCLUDED IN MY MIND TO PERSUADE HER THAT DAY IN THE PRESENCES OF EVERYBODY TO SEE IF SHE WILL DENY IT. ON THE D DAY, MY PARENTS CAME INCLUDI NG WITH SOME RELATIVES, AND JOYCE WAS PRESENT TOO, MY DAD ASKED ME PRIVATELY WHO SHE WAS I TOLD HIM THAT SHE IS MY COURSE MATE. WE SNAPED PICTURES I BEGGING HER TO JOIN US SHE REFUSE AND LATER SHE AGREED IN ONLY BOTH OF US! THE MATRIC WAS OVER ND EVERY WENT HOME. I TOOK THE PICTURES TO MY LODGE IT WAS A WAIT ND TAKE STUFF; I WAS SURPRISED THE NEXT DAY I BROUGHT THEM OUT TOLOOK AT THE PICTURE WHICH SHE APPEARED GOT BURNT. “HA AGBA OKU” I WAS SHOCKED SHOCK SHE APPEARED AND TOLD ME THAT IS THE REASON WHY SHE DOESN’T TAKE PICTURES. MONDAY LECTURES BEGIN, BEFORE I COULD REACH OUR LECTURE HALL EVERY WHERE WAS FILLED UP WITH BAGS AND BOOKS BUT NO BODY SITTING ON IT. I NODDED MY HEAD, SO THIS IS TRUE. WHEN LECTURER ENTERED OUR CLASS YOU SEE THEM COMING ONE BY ONE. THE MAN INTRODUCED HIMSELF AS MR. OKORO AND SHE WILL BE TEACHING US GNS127. AFTER THE LECTURE AND THE OTHER THAT FOLLOWED I WENT BACK TO MY LODGE. I HAD NO ROOM MATE WHO PERHAPS MAY HAVE COOKED SOMETHING KEEP FOR ME BEFORE I COME BACK. I WAS EXTREMELY HUNGRY; I WANTED TO COOK BUT HAD TO STRENGHT. I LIED ON MY BED TO REST I FELT ASLEEP WHEN I WAKED UP I SAW MY WIFE IN THE KITCHEN COOKING I WAS HAPPY. SHE WAS DONE COOK; SHE DISHED IT OUT FOR US TO EAT. I ATE LIKE A HUNGRY MAN WHICH I WAS, SHE WATCHED ME EAT AS SHE WAS EATING SLOWLY LIKE A BLUES. AFTER EATING I THANKED HER, SHE CLEAR THE PLATES, I WENT TO THE BATHROOM TO BATH SHE LOCKED AT THE DOOR FOR ME TO OPEN IT FOR HER. AS I KNOW HER, WATER DOESNOT TOUCH HER BODY UNLESS A DIRECT WATER LIKE RAINFALL. I WONDERED WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO, I INQUIRED FROM HERSHE TOLD SHE WANT TO HAVE A BATH WITH. ME: HAVE YOU FORGETTING WHO YOU ARE? JOYCE: NOT ATALL AM STILL JOYCE… WHY DO YOU ASK ME: BECAUSE AM SURPRISE, YOU HAVNT BATH WITH ME. JOYCE: I HAVE GOTTEN EXTRA POWERS TO CONTROLL MY SYSTEM IN THE PRESENCE OF WATERS ME: GOOD… I OPENED THE DOOR FOR HER TO ENTER; WE HAD A ROUND OF s*x IN THE BATHROOM. I THINK I LOVE IT IN THE BATHROOM AS THE SHOWER WAS FALLING ON OUR HEAD SHE WAS DOWN LICKING MY TOM TOM HER SKILLS ON THAT MADE ME REACH CLIMAX BEFORE WE STARTED THE REAL STUFF. I LIFT HER LEFT LEG UP AND REST IT ON THE WALL WITH MY HAND GIVING IT SUPPORT, THIS OPENED HER LOVE SEA I SLOWLY PENERATE INTO HER! I F**K HER STILL SHE SAID SHE WAS TIRED, AND THEN WE SWITCH POSITION NOW FACING HER BUTTUCKS TO ME, HER HAND ON THE WALL GIVING ME A DOGGY STYLE. I STARTED Bleeping HER ANY STRUCK SHE LET OUT A MOAN, F**K ME HARD WAS WHAT I WAS HEARING. I F***ed HER UNTILL I GOT TIRED SO I HAVE TO BREAK THE JOURNEY. JOYCE: ***SMILING*** WHY CANT YOU BEAT ME ONE DAY, EVERYTIME YOU ARE THE ONE BACKING OUT ME: BABE YOU E JAMAN MACHINE, I NO FIT COMPARE OR CHALLENGE YOU, YOU KNOW THAT NI? JOYCE; I HEAR YOU, BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY ANOTHER ROUND *** WINK*** ME: ME? JOYCE: YES OR DO WE HAVE ANY THIRD PARTY HERE ME: E NO FIT BE ME AH BEG I DRIED MYSELF WITH TOWEL AND CAME OUT FROM THE BATHR0OM SHE WAS JUST THERE LAUGHING AT ME, SHE STAYED THERE FOR A WHILE BEFORE SHE CAME OUT. To Be Continued… Share this http://tricksng.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=244
LiteratureMust Read: Adventure With Aunty Caro (18+)… Part 33 by dankuruso(op): 3:18pm On Jun 12, 2016
. . After showing him the waitress whatsapp dp, I proceed to read her 10 unread messages, she is busy making inquiry about the lady that slap me, I replied her, told her I don’t know the lady… We talked about other things too, I showed lincoln everything, he advised me to be very careful, that the lady that slap me earlier, could be so dangerous… He said he don’t know what prompt her to slap, even though am the one she was waiting for, she has got no right to slap me.. I told him to forget about her.. . . . In her messages she was asking if I know the lady.. I told no, that will she send her to get my number had it been I know her before.. We talked about few more things before she went offline, she told she waiting for futa post utme too, she siad she is working at the cafeteria to meet up with needs… She told me more about herself, when I told her am waiting for the post utme too, she was surprised. . Lincoln told me to play a first one on her, but I dont want to.. The babe is just too cool… With the little intro we had am having a soft spot for her unlike other girls.. I left lincoln very hungry that evening, because have not eaten since we came back from school.. When I get to my own room, caro was not in the room, I checked her in the kitchen, thank God she is preparing dinner already, I discover she did not notice me, I hug her from the back.. I whisper into her ear baby moi, Whats up, she replied nothing jhor, you left me inside since… I defended my self ‘but you are sleeping now’… She reply I was only pulling your legs.. Caro… Olami I want to ask for a favour ? Me… What’s that ? Caro… Will you follow me to school tomorrow ? Immediately she uttered that sentence I sense/smell trouble, what about if Shola saw me with her..hope this babe wont try and cause scene, because the reason why caro want me to go with her is just for show off, but My pentium 24 brain Workout a solution for me sharply. Me.. I will, but Caro.. But what ? ( she move closer place her head on my chest, am a little bit taller than her) Me.. I wont go with you and I will leave before you do.. Caro.. But why? Me.. Nothing.. Caro.. Hope you will come ? Me.. Yea sure.. Let me know your schedule tomorrow ? Caro.. Im having a class 8-10, im free 10-12 and im having another class 1-3.. Me.. I will be at your department by 10.. So you want to wake early tomorrow and prepare for 8 am class.. Caro.. Yes na .. Cant you do just that for your baby. Me.. I can na. Caro.. So what are you now saying! Me.. Sha dont wake me when you going tomorrow.. Caro.. Ah ah why? Me.. Might sleep late, made new friends today, so im goan be chatting them up.. Caro.. Alright sir, amd I hope they are not girls.. Me.. No ma.. I even met paul today. Caro… Ohhh.. Paul osagie ? Me.. Yea . . We talked about other things, we both stay in the kitchen till the food was ready that night.. To Be Continued… Share this: http://tricksng.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=243
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PoliticsRe: Tribunal Upholds Yahaya Bello's Election by dankuruso: 7:09pm On Jun 07, 2016
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LiteratureMust Read: Behind The Veil… Part 53 by dankuruso(op): 7:38pm On Jun 06, 2016
He went through his call log, hid his number then dialed Eze’s number. It rang as usual, but this time he picked up. Sadiq spoke immediately. “Guy nawa for you. So na because of Sarah na e you no wan pick person call again. How you dey na?” There was silence then a lady’s voice spoke. “Hello Sadiq. Nice to hear your voice again.” “Jennifer! What are you doing with Eze’s phone? Where is Eze?” Sadiq stood up from his chair. “Oh! So now you care to know? After you people kicked him out of your drama show.” “Look at who is talking! So you care about people now?! Why am I even talking to you. Where is Eze?” “He is indisposed right now.” And she hung up on him. He redialed the number but it was rejected. Trying for the second time the number was switched off. Jennifer was surely up to something but what it was he had no idea. She was unpredictable and that’s one of her greatest flaw, apart from her beauty and her ability to charm anyone. Sadiq called some of Eze’s close friends and neither of them had seen him since the fund raiser. He sat down thinking of what next to do, at least that what he intended but slept off three minutes later. “Where is my mummy!?” a little voice asked persistently. Sadiq was still sleeping when the voice woke him. At first he thought it was a dream, but it wasn’t. His two palms rubbed against his eye socket glancing at the wall clock, it was 3:43a.m. He walked to the corridor that led to the living room. That was where the voice was coming from. On switching on the living room bulb, standing in front of the exit door was Asmau. Sadiq was stunned. What was she doing out of bed by this time. Glancing at her, he noticed her eyes weren’t completely opened. She was probably sleepwalking. Sadiq carried her up. “I want to meet my mummy” she said drowsily. “Mummy is in her room.” Sadiq replied her. “That’s not my mummy! I want my real mummy!” she said again. Sadiq was more stunned! He stared at her as he took her to her room. “Which mummy are you talking about?” he asked. She didn’t reply. Her eyes were shut now and she breathed deeply, probably fully asleep. To make sure she doesn’t walk out of her room again, he decided to lay her on his bed while he managed the couch. The next morning he wasn’t sure whether to tell his mum what happened. That might hurt her. Although he wondered how Asmau managed to know that Mrs. Animashaun wasn’t her biological mother. He teased Asmau that morning trying to know if she remembered anything from last night, but she didn’t. “You don’t remember sleep walking to the living and asking for something?” he asked her. “No. I don’t sleep walk.” She said confidently and even laughed at him. Days later, after Vanessa had travelled out, he stood at the balcony with his headset clamping both ears. He was listening to a motivational speech. It wasn’t really his thing though. He didn’t believe in listening to such speeches and be motivated by it. To him motivation or inspiration will come to you when it needs to come to you. He harbored this theory because strangely most of his ideas came to him when he least expected and when he was bathing…now that’s strange. But not as strange as was he was seeing right now! There were two old women coming out of Vanessa’s house. They looked just like the ones he had seen in Kano, the strange old women! They were walking away and he couldn’t see their face. He raced down the stair case, ran to the gate like someone that’s been pursued by a dog, busted out of the compound and ran to the direction the old women were heading. He stopped after the turn, and there was no single sight of any old women! “Okay I am not crazy!” he said to himself. He turned away heading back home disappointedly. Looking up at Vanessa’s window, he saw a hand waving at him. But that was impossible because Vanessa travelled and the maid is on leave. Ringing the door bell, he heard the key turned and the door came open. Standing in front of him was an average height girl. She was dark in complexion, busty, a very innocent and cute face and her hair were scattered like someone who just woke up. “Hi you must be Sadiq. I have heard a lot about you. I am Rebecca, Vanessa’s cousin.” she introduced herself. “Come in.” “Nice to meet you.” responded Sadiq. “I never knew Vanessa had a cousin called; Rebecca.” They sat down on two different chairs. “I won’t blame her if she doesn’t talk about me much. We fight a lot.” She said then added. “And you can call me Becca. Rebecca sounds too formal” Sadiq looked round the house as though it was his first time in the house. “Okay. So when did you come and where did you come from?” “I arrived from Abuja last night. That’s where we stay. We are on holiday so I told my parents that I would like to spend it here with Vanessa, even though I know she won’t be around. It’s better than staying in that boring house and doing same thing everyday” she narrated. “What make you think this place is not as boring as where you are coming from?” he asked her. “From what I have heard this place is never boring. Moreover I read about what the two of you did at the fund raiser. It was so cool.” She used both of her palms to smoothen her hair, trying to hold it backward even though there was no ribbon to hold it. Sadiq flinched, taking his eyes off her. Why the hell was she doing that? Things like that got him. “So for how long will you be here?” he drowned his face in his phone. “Two weeks at most.” “Okay. This might sound very strange, but did you by any chance have two old women here minutes ago?” he asked. “No. Not at all. I just rouse from bed minutes ago and was staring out of the window when I saw you.” She replied. “Okay” he replied. “I should leave now.” “Keep me company for a while.” She insisted. “What do you guys do on days like this?” His gaze fell on her face as she once again pulled her hair backward. http://unitedloaded.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=241To Be Continued…
LiteratureMust Read: The Church Accountant (season 3) 18+… Part 20 by dankuruso(op): 7:04pm On Jun 06, 2016
The following day in the office, the new Associate Pastor (AP) was introduced to us in the church. Also he was allocated his office and immediately he settled down, I heard a buzz on my intercom Me: hello sir AP: This is the Associate Pastor. Please come into my office. (call ends) I went to meet him in the office. As soon as I entered his office and greeted him AP: Accountant, I want you to be submitting daily fund position to my desk every morning before devotion. Me: sir, you are not the Head of Station that I should be giving the daily Imprest position to. So….. AP: do you want to dare me Accountant? I kept quiet because I don’t want to create a scene. Immediately I left his office and went inside my office. I tried calling the Senior Pastor but his number wasn’t going through. Few hours later, the Senior Pastor called me and as I got to his office I met the Associate Pastor with him discussing. SP: Accountant, what is it I am hearing this morning? Associate Pastor said that you should be submitting a report to him and you refused. Me: Sir, he is requesting for DFP SP: (turning to the AP) ARE YOU THE HEAD OF STATION AP: Sir, in my former station, the DFP is always being done and I always have a copy of it. SP: Lailai. It is only the Head of Station that is entitled to it. Me: Sirs. I want to take my leave. SP: Henceforth, YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SUBMIT THE DFP TO ME AND TO ME ALONE Me: Ok sir. (I exit) When I got back to my office, I called Titilayo’s number. She picked it almost immediately Titilayo: omo olojo ibi, don’t be angry for what happened yesterday. Me: (sighs) ok mo ti gbo. How are you? Titilayo: I am fine dear. Just that I’m missing you. Me: I am missing you too. Just that we were not together. Titilayo: that reminds me. You need to call my dad. Me: what happened? Titilayo: he said he wants to speak with you. Me: ok. Send his number. Titilayo: don’t you have his number? Me: you know that I flashed my phone and all the numbers were gone. Titilayo: ok love… I will (call ends) After she sent the phone number, I dialled it almost immediately. Me: Daddy, good afternoon sir Daddy Titilayo: good afternoon. Please who am I speaking with? Me: My name is Mike Olatunji, Titilayo’s friend Daddy Titilayo: ok, how can I help you? Me: Titilayo was the one that gave me your number to call you sir. Daddy Titilayo: ok……………………………are you the one that finished from OAU? Me: yes sir. Daddy Titilayo: how are you dear? Me: I am fine sir. Daddy Titilayo: that’s good. Where are you? Me: I am in Ibadan. Daddy Titilayo: where? Me: Ile Tuntun area along NIHORT road. Daddy Titilayo: that is very good. What about your parents? And where are they living? Me: both are doing just great and they are living in Ijebu – Ode. Daddy Titilayo: I would like to see you. Me: when and where sir? Daddy Titilayo: I will contact our daughter to tell you when we would meet Me: ok sir. Daddy Titilayo: I will save your number and call you later. Me: alright sir. Daddy Titilayo: I got to go. Talk with you later Me: bye sir. (Call ends) After the call I saw a message from Kafeeya “We need to see and talk – Love ya”. As I wanted to respond the message, Mercy came inside my office (Switches to pidgin) Mercy: howdy, lover boy? Me: madam, how una dey? Mercy: see me see favour. You dey answer question with question Me: na you sabi. How your pipul? Mercy: dem dey o. hope una slept wella for me? Me: I sleep like apako. She wan come for my side where I siddon. Na im I con tell am Me: Mercy make una no kobalise me. Pastor Omenka dey SP office and I no wan make person come enter like that. Mercy: I wan make you sexvice my engine Me: you no well. Abeg, make una come buy food. Hunger dey wire me wella. Mercy: you get food wey dey tanda for your front you still dey hungry. Me: Mercy, you wan make dem use my head fry dried stockfish? Mercy: I bring food come but you go pay. Me: no wahala. (turns to English) She quickly went to bring the food, shared it and went back to her post. As I wanted to eat, I received a call Me: hello My Pastor: Mike, this is not our agreement Me: Daddy!!! E ma binu simi. My Pastor: you promised that you will be coming for our special programmes but since when you resumed, you never had the time of calling let alone coming for the programme. Me: please daddy I am sorry sir. I promise I won`t fail My Pastor: We are starting the annual 15 days fasting and prayer and I want you to participate in it. Me: ok….. My Pastor: or have you eaten? Me: I am just about to. My Pastor: I would love that you join us. Me: ok. I will suspend the food. My Pastor: how is Sis Titilayo? Me: she`s fine sir. My Pastor: Tell her not to travel anywhere. Because I saw her running and blood was flowing on the ground. Me: ah!!! She told me she was going to Jos for a wedding. My Pastor: I would appreciate it if she cancels the journey. Me: ok daddy. I will tell her right away. As soon as the call ends, I called Titilayo Me: omo ele, how are you? Titilayo: I am fine. Me: where are you now? Titilayo: I am in Jos now infact…….. (ends call) Me: hello……. Hello………. Are you there? (no response) To Be Continued… http://unitedloaded.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=240
LiteratureAdventure With Aunty Caro (18+)part 32 by dankuruso(op): 8:52pm On Jun 05, 2016
That one week was the most anticipated one of my life, i started fasting and praying to God for his favour on this case because with the evidence at hand, it might go either way. My parent and everybody close to me were not excluded; in fact my parent told me they have been visiting different pastors and Alfa for prayers. Judgement day was finally here, we all arrived at the court as early as 10am, court proceeding started around 11am. After listening to final submission, the judge finally come out with the ruling and sentenced me to eleven years imprisonment for man slaughter. His submission was that even though there might be an iota of truth that i wasn’t the one that killed my wife and there are some people out there after my life and my wife’s own, my defence failed to proof beyond reasonable doubt that i was not the one that killed my wife and for the fact that my finger print was the one on the knife found as exhibit. He posited that the prosecuting counsel was more convincing because they established that there was actually a feud between me and my wife and the fact that our call log that day shows that we had a conversation like argument which i later ended the call abruptly. Evidence shows that i had something with he person we are kidnapped together which i didn’t deny too. Based on the submission of both counsel, the judge found me guilty of man slaughter rather than murder because its very possible that the stabbing was a mistake maybe during the process of trying to safe myself. He advised that my case will serve as a lesson to young married couples to learn how to manage differences in amicable ways as crimes doesn’t pay. As my parent were crying so were Biola’s parent raised curse on me, they was jubilation that finally justice has been served on me, they called me all sort of names that i couldn’t remember. It was a sad event watching my father shed tears for the first time, i couldn’t imagine the sort of torture have put my parent through over the past one year, from one trouble to the other all because adultery, all because of 5minutes enjoyment, all because i wanted to chance a lady i met on the road and thought i could do hit and run on. After the conviction, i discussed with my lawyer if there would be a case for appeal which he told me was a two way thing, he said it will be a bit dicey, if i win the appeal, the judge might set me free or might reduce my sentence. We will lay claim to the fact that since it wasn’t intentional they should give me leniency as have never committed a crime before. The sad aspect of it will be if the appeal didn’t go our way, the judge might confirm the sentence or even add more to it with the claim that the judge were too lenient with me. He explained to me that its a risky venture that its all depend on me if i wish to pursue it or spend 11 years which might not be more than 8 years in our normal calendar year. I gave him the go ahead to appeal and let us risk the outcome. Days are becoming weeks, weeks turning into months, have already spent more than 6 months in the prison after my sentence, life in the prison was another thing entirely which i don’t want to talk about for now. I was so happy when they brought the news to me that my appeal date has been fixed, it was a month and half to the day they told me and i was seriously looking forward to it. I had an unusual visitor this lovely Saturday; i was in my cell soliloquizing about how my life has been for the past 2 years when suddenly the warder called me that i had a visitor waiting for me, i followed him to the visitors room where i saw someone in small hijab, they told me she was the person asking of me, i couldn’t picture the face from far until i moved closer and realized it was Simbiat To Be Continued… http://unitedloaded.com
LiteratureMust Read: Spiritual Marriage… Part 2 by dankuruso(op): 6:56pm On Jun 04, 2016
THE NEXT DAY WE ALL STARTED OUR OPERATION ON THE NEW POST. AS EARLY AS 7AM EVERYWHERE IN SCHOOL WAS FILLED UP BECAUSE STUDENT NOW AVIODING BEING PUNISHED. ONE DAY I WAS ALONE IN THE GATE WAITING FOR LATE COMERS.. WHEN A GIRL NAME JOYCE CAME AT AROUND 8:30 AM, SHE WAS IN SS2 THEN. SHE WAS BEAUTIFUL, WHEN I SAY BEAUTIFUL I MEAN WHAT TO BE BEAUTIFUL IS ALL ABOUT, RANGING FROM HEAD TO TOE. I ASK HER TO KNEEL DOWN, INSTEAD OF KNEELING DOWN SHE CAME TO ME AND WISPERED SOMETHING IN MY EAR “WHAT WILL I GIVE YOU TO LET ME IN? I CAN DO ANYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS $EX” ME WEY BE BADOO I THAT KIND OF THING SINCE MY JS3 DAYS. I HAD s*x WITH MY CLASS MATE CHIOMA AND JANET INSIDE THE BUSH AFTER SCHOOL. IT WAS A DOUBLE GAME HANDLING TWO FRIENDS AT THE SAME TIME. BUT THE GIRLS ARE NO MORE IN OUR SCHOOL NOW THE LEFT AFTER WE WROTE OUR JUNIOR WAEC EXAMINATION. I TOLD HER AM NOT INTERESTED BUT IN MIND I WAS READY FOR HER.IT HAS BEEN LONG SINCE I HAD CARNEL KNOWLEDGE OF A WOMAN SYSTEM. SHE WINKED AT ME AND TOLD ME THAT SHE KNOWS I DID IT IN MY JS3 WITH THE GIRLS I HAD MENTION UNLESS I HAD CHANGED. I SAID OKAY! AND WE HAD A DEAL TO MEET THAT DAY AND SHE LEFT. I STARTED WONDERING HOW SHE GHETTO KNOW ABOUT OUR SECRET AND BESIDES SHE STARTED SCHOOL AT OUR SCHOOL LAST TERM. “MAYBE SHE IS RELATED TO ONE OF THEM AND IT HAS TURNED TO OPEN DOOR TO ME.” I CONCLUDED I CALLED HER ON PHONE WITH THE NUMBER SHE GAVE ME EARLIER TO MEET ME AT MY LODGE. I RENTED A PLACE WHEN WE WANTED TO WRITE WAEC TO AVIOD DESTRACTION FROM ERRANDS AT HOME. SHE TOLD ME MY MOTHER IS COMING TODAY THAT SHE WON’T COME. ME: IS THIS A WAY YOU WANT TO PLAY JOYCE: WAIT BEFORE FIVE MINUTES IF YOU DIDN’T SEE HER I WILL COME. ME: YOU ARE JOKING WITH ME ABY? YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW ME VERY WELL, FAMILY TALK MORE OF MY MUM. JOYCE: HAHAHAHA [END THE CALL] THIS GIRL WANTS TO PLAY WITH ME. I WILL SHOW HER PEPPER I SAID TO MYSELF. BEFORE FIVE MINUTES MY MUM CALLED ME TO INFORM ME OF HER ON THE WAY COMING. I GOT A MESSAGE ON MY PHONE FROM JOYCE. I TOLD YOU YPUR MUM IS COMING TO SEE YOU TODAY, YOU DIDN’T BELIEVE ME. I GUESS YOU KNOW BELIVE ME. AFTER MY MUM HAS COME AND LEFT I CALLED HER AGAIN ME: HELLO! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY MUM? JOYCE: NOT ONLY YOUR MUM, I KNOW EVERYBODY IN YOUR FAMILY. MORE THAN I DO. NEVERTHE LESS I WILL STILL FULFIL MY PROMISE TOMORROW ME: YOU ARE CONFUSING ME HERE! O YOU KNOW ME BEFORE NOW? JOYCE: YES WHEN YOU WERE BORN.. NO MUCH QUESTION STILL TOMORROW.. BYE To Be Continued… http://unitedloaded.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=238
LiteratureMust Read: Legend Of An Ikotun Boy… Part 2 by dankuruso(op): 6:45pm On Jun 04, 2016
When I was experiencing this scenario…I knew all what uduak and flow did were learners when compared to this.. I looked at Nonso his shorts were already wet, and so was his face. I wanted to laugh but I swallowed it… OYA!! Na una dey do YahooYahoo abi?? Ur own don finish today!! My Pentium 6 brain started working, they don’t call me psalmurai for notin., but no idea cameup, well I guess they call me psalmurai for notin … I told the officer; Oga officer, na so we meet am o…we just buy Time sef….. Before I could finish what I was saying… TQUAI!!! A SuperHot Slap landed on my cheek.. The signals were too strong for ma brain to overlook. It crashed and restarted straightup. I Passed out………. …………………………………………………………………… KPLUSH!! I felt water on my face. I bolted up and looked around, the smell of conc. Dry urine welcomed me (I think say na woman piss cos na woman piss dey smell pass…:/ or so I thought) The first being I saw was as ugly as OB’J if not uglier…grin a well built homie with scars all over his face… I Started crying thinking I was in hell (but faya no burn me na nd ma cloth dey wet)… Oh yeah! I was with Hades and minion, and that’s pre-hell!! I saw a slim guy that’s fanning him, and a huge man in the far corner… Also in the far corner I saw Nonso still crying Then it dawned on me that I was in the police cell. Before I could walk up to him the ‘huge guy in the far corner’ grabbed me, tried stripping me Unclad, but a kick to his d’ic’k made him leave me alone…grabbing his Manhood and cursing through his teeths but I cared less.. I rushed to Nonso.. ‘Guy wetin hapun na, why you dey cry like dagrin mama?’ Trying to joke a lil… He kept on crying… I tried Persuading him to stop crying , but to no avail. I was growing frustrated and wanted to leave him alone.. Just then I heard .. ‘Gu…Guy..Guy…. ‘ehen ehen tellme what happened’ I said. ‘Guy….’ then he started another fresh round of tears.. I looked at other inmates then back at him.. ‘Guy wetin dey do you na Tellme wetin do u’..I said out of anger… ‘SAM….THEY BUST MY Y’NAS’H’…. He cried like someone died… I started laughing uncontrollably, rolling on the floor, pointing at him… ‘Later you go dey claim hardman’ He looked at me with anger in his eyes, don’t ask me how I saw his eyes since cells are always dark..I just sensed it.. Suddenly the ‘Huge guy in the far corner’ grabbed me. Relieved me of my shorts and underwears before I could say ‘MyNameIsGEJandIGetSence’ my fresh as’s was starring at him.. He brought out his tool wanted to use it on me… Tears flowed freely down my eyes, the last thing I’m expecting rightnow is a miracle. Just then… I heard a strong Familiar voice saying… ‘LEAVE HIM ALONE’ To Be Continued… http://unitedloaded.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=237
LiteratureSpiritual Marriage… by dankuruso(op): 6:29pm On Jun 03, 2016
I WAS AWAKEN BY MY FATHER AT AROUND 7PM, I IMMEDIATELY RUSHED AND DRESSED FOR SCHOOL. IT WAS A MONDAY MORNING AND ALSO A DAY WE THE ENTIRE SS3 STUDENT TO BE ELECTED BY THE JUNIOR STUDENT 0N VARIOUS POSTS RANGING FROM THE SENIOR PREFECT TO THE LEAST POST. I WORE MY SCHOOL UNIFORM, COMB MY HAIR, LOOK AT MYSELF AT THE MIRROR AND SAW THE HANDSOME GUY IN ME STANDING IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR HANGING ON THE ME AND MY SENIOR BROTHER WAS SHARING. I SMILED AT MY IMAGE, RUSH TO THE DINING TABLE TOOK MY BREAK FAST AND WAS GOOD TO GO. LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF AM CALLED MAXWELL CHINEDU, BORN IN IMO STATE IN THE FAMILY OF FIVE CHILDREN AND I HAPPEN TO BE THE SECOND IN THE MIDST OF FIVE CHILDREN MY PARENTS BEGOT!! WHEN I ARRIVED AT MY SCHOOL (COMPREHENSIVE SECONDARY SCHOOL) WITH OKADA AROUND 7:45AM OUR DAILY MORNING DEVOTION WAS GOING ON AND SOME OF MY CLASS MATE S MOUNTS THEMSELVES ON THE GATE WITH FEW TEACHERS READY TO PUNISH LATE COMERS IMMEDIATELY IS 8AM PROMPT. I ENTERED THE SCHOOL PREMISES GAVE MY CLASS MATES HANDSHAKE, GREET THE TEACHERS, WENT INSIDE MY CLASS AND DROPPED MY SCHOOL BAGAND CAME OUT TO JOIN THE DEVOTION! WHEN IT WAS TIME TO FOR THE PREFECTSHIP ELECTION EVERYBODY WAS CALLED TOGETHER EVEN THOSE AT THE GATE. FOR SENIOR PREFECT THEY NOMINATED SIX STUDENTS, THREE GIRLS AND THREE BOYS WHICH I WAS AMONG! THE SCHOOL VOTED AND I WON, CHIDERA WAS ELECTED TO MY DEPUTY SENIOR PREFECT, D.S.P. AS WE CALL IT THEN! SAME PROCESS GOES TO OTHER POSTS. I WAS SO HAPPY THROUGH OUT THAT DAY BECAUSE THAT WAS THE POST I HAD EVER WANTED GOD SO KIND IT CAME TO ME. To Be Continued… http://unitedloaded.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=235
LiteratureThe Church Accountant (season 3) 18+… Part 15 by dankuruso(op): 9:26pm On Jun 01, 2016
When I woke up it was already 5am. When I checked my phone, I saw 16 missed calls 8 from Ifeoma, 6 from Kolade and 2 from an unknown number, four messages Ifeoma, Kolade and Kafeeya. I read the messages and responded the message from Kolade and Kafeeya. When I looked beside me I saw Helen sleeping like a log of wood. I stood up in order to prepare for office when Helen woke up. Helen: Accountant, good morning. Me: sleepy, sleepy how was your nite? Helen: you made me feel as if I was just having s*x for the first time. We talked for some minutes. She was begging me not to take the church accounts from her bank. She even gave the condition that she will always be at my beck and call whenever I need to Bleep her. by 6.20am, I left her house and went straight to office. When I got to office, I saw Mercy already in the church office working. When she saw me, she quickly finished her job and came into my office. When she entered, she locked my door, switched off the lights and came to meet me. Mercy: accountant I want you to Bleep me Me: in the office? Instead of answering me, she sat on my laps, removed my c^ck and guided it into her pu33y. we bleeped in that position for 10 minutes then she stood up, removed my c^ck from her pu33y, returned it back into my trousers, cleaned herself up and whispered into my ears “let’s go home together” and left my office. I went downstairs to wait for her and when I saw her, we both went to her house. When we entered her room she tore off the clothes on her and she went directly to my c^ck, removed it rubbed it together with her hands. When my c^ck was fully erect, she guided it into her pu33y. I bleeped her in missionary position for 10 minutes and when I was about to Pour, I removed my c^ck and cummed on her. after we rested for some minutes, she stood up, cleaned herself and went to prepare breakfast. When I checked my phone, I saw a whatsapp notification from Titilayo “where the h3ll you kept your phone I have been calling you since yesterday” I called her line but her number wasn’t going. I replied her on whatsapp then after we started our conversation. I was so engrossed in our chats not until when I felt some fingers rubbing my ears. When I saw Mercy we both smiled. Mercy: is that our wife? Me: yes ke Mercy: hmmm. So what about me? Me: what did you tell me that other time? Instead of answering she placed a kiss on my lips. Mercy: I feel like marrying you. Me: hehehehehehehehehe After taking breakfast, we talked for several minutes. Then a call came into my phone. It was Sis. Kafeeya Me: hallo Kafeeya: Accountant, how are you? Me: I am fine. Kafeeya: where are you? Me: in a friend’s place Kafeeya: or in those girls place Me: ermmmm…..yes Kafeeya: I trust them, “won ni fe fi Microsoft Cloud ro ojo”(they will not want to allow Microsoft Cloud to rain). I wanted you to come and see me today. Me: today Kafeeya: yes today or….? Me: or wetin Kafeeya: or you dey sexvice a chic Me: infact I am doing a party. Kafeeya: WHAT Me: I know you go shout. I will call you later in the day. Kafeeya: call me before 2pm so that I will know if I will go to rehearsal today. Me: ok. I will call. (call ends) After the call, I was perplexed>>>>> slept in Helen’s place, fccuked Mercy this morning and Kafeeya wants me to come and see her. I was lost in thought when I felt a touch on my shoulder. To Be Continued… http://unitedloaded.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=233
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LiteratureThe Two Waec Love Birds (+18) by dankuruso(op): 6:06pm On May 31, 2016
It all started on the first day of WAEC when dele sets his eyes on her. Doe he was can of shy but knew the steps to take as this could be a trier that if missed could bring shame to him. Fortunately for him she had a brother who also came as an external student to write the same exam although for the first time, while hers was for the second tine due to her low performance in mathes in her previous school the previous year. On that faithful day dele tried to make friends with her brother david in other to get through to his sister hannah. Though he succeeded and it gave him closure to davids sister hannah,reason because the sister and brother always stay together as they were new in the school and the area. After trying to get close to david along side his sister,dele was able to talk hAnnah in helping him out at home in cooking as it was only him nd his cousin who lived together in a room apartment, although dele and his cousin rented the house because of the exam they were going to be taking. After the days exam hannah and her brother david who a bike comes to take them after the exam was not going to come that day, so hannah saw this has a medium to fulfill a friends calling(dele). So hannah and david went to dele's house accompanied with dele's close friend dara and his cousin peter. While at the house hannah was suppose to prepare soup for the boys but she was running out of time so she decided to make a quicker substitute INDOMIE . Dele rushed out to get the indomie plus some extra ingredients.. When he got back she put the indomie noodles on the fire plus the extra ingredients. Dele decided to take the dirty plates outside while the food was still cooking. Dele was outside washing the plate then he was surprised when he saw hannah coming out and she reached out to him with the words “Can I help you out” dele being perplexed quickly agreed, then she and dele started washing the plate,while the others where inside waiting for the food to get cooked! When the food was ready,they were all ready to but the plate and spoon in deles house was insufficient for all of them, then peter deles cousin refused to eat as he can't eat with his hAnds in public. The food was then shared with david's share in a separate plate while dele, hannah and daniel's share in another plate ..to be continued comments pls source http://unitedloaded.com/forum2_theme_112131199.xhtml?tema=232
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