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Travel / Re: Usa Visit Visa by dannisexy(m): 6:22pm On Jul 06, 2015
PLEASE HOUSE, I NEED A CHEAP FARE TO ORD AIRPORT IN CHICAGO FROM LAGOS.
ETIHAD AIRLINE IS OUT OF IT PLEASE. THANKS
Travel / Re: Usa Visit Visa by dannisexy(m): 6:24pm On Jun 16, 2015
I WANT TO REALLY THANK THIS HOUSE FOR ALL THE INFORMATION AV GARNERED FROM THIS SECTION, THO AM A QUIET MEMBER........I JUS GOT MY VISA... APPROVED TO BE PICKED UP IN THREE DAYS TIME, THIS MORNING.
i was scheduled 4 6;30 nd was there 6am
did all the checking nd biometric stuffs..... then booth 3 called nd i went.........
vo....why are u goin to the usa
me... to further my studies
vo.. wats ur course of study in michigan tech uni.
me...integrated geospatial technology
vo..wat was ur degree course
me...applied geophysics
vo..wats the duration
me..32 montths
vo..what av u bin doin since u graduate
me....bin working at NCAA
vo...who is sponsorin ur trip
me.... my father
vo...what does he do?
me....he owns.........., does........
vo...are u here with his bank statement
me ......sure, presents it with affidavit of support.....
vo...looks at the stuff....smiled....looks at me......started typing,......looks at me again.......raised her head nd said keep this docs properly, u might travel with them....ur visa has bin approved, u will pick it up via dhl blah blah blah
me....thanks a lot mam, did not laugh...only smiled as if i no send......as she say next.....o boi, i shouted yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! heavy one inside my mind! na only God o!....them jus dey deny hommies nd ladies anyhow

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by dannisexy(m): 4:05am On Feb 27, 2015
So plz those of us meant 2w write yesterday evening, by 5-6pm........wat is our new resheduled time ? Coz I applied 4 SO cadet

You write the password like this Password12345, its not yet your period that's why you have been unable to login, talking from my todays experience...try stay online even after the time sent to you expired cos I was schedule to write mine btw 5-6 today but was log on @ exactly 6pm[/quote]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by dannisexy(m): 5:32pm On Feb 26, 2015
baba please plz.............hw did u log in,


yea..it was.. God just helped me, cos what i knew on my own was like 20 questions, the rest, i just ticked anything..lol[/quote]
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Free Dragnet Past Q & A And Gmat Here by dannisexy(m): 7:25am On Feb 24, 2015
good morning sir! plz i jus stumbled on dis post>>>>>>> i need ur help asap with d past questions plzzzzzzz
send to umorudaniel@gmail.com. god will bless u guyz immensely




Pls help me wit 2013/2014 GMat past questions and answers here pls its urgent.. Tanks in advance pajo4mech2014@gmail.com [/quote]
Education / Re: Hardest Courses To Study In Nigeria by dannisexy(m): 9:37am On Nov 02, 2014
OP: like are u serious with those courses u jus mentioned?
Ever heard about this course called GEOPHYSICS?
Do ur research nd get bak 2 me.
Thanks!!
Career / Re: Top 10 Most Demanded Jobs In The Oil And Gas Industry by dannisexy(m): 12:34pm On Aug 31, 2014
xfire: This is meant for those who desire a career in the oil and gas industry, especially for graduates and undergraduates who may want to be informed.

It's ironical that despite the high graduate unemployment rate and imminent glut in oil supply due increase production worldwide, there is actually a shortage of skilled and specialized labour in the global oil and gas industry. Unfortunately, the most in-demand occupations require specific skills that can only be acquired through experience.

As an oil and gas professional, I have followed the trend and revolution in the industry globally over the past few years. I also follow technological breakthroughs (especially the fracking technology in the US that is redefining the dynamics of the industry worldwide), oil discoveries and hiring patterns all over the world. Based on these trends and statistics, I have come up with a compilation of the top 10 in-demand occupations in the oil and gas industry. This is not limited to the to the industry in Nigeria. This is based on global demand.
I can guarantee that you will always get a quality job (somewhere around the world) if you have at least 5 years experience in the fields. If after gaining five years experience in any of the top 10 fields mentioned below, you lack a well-paying job for more than 6 months, you better go and see your pastor or imam for deliverance. Maybe na from village.

So, for your graduates desiring a lasting career in the oil and gas industry, you may consider these specialized fields. Just work on getting basic experience and you will become indispensable:

1) Geoscientists
2) drilling engineers/ drilling supervisors/driller


No (1) & (2) With recent oil and gas discoveries all around the world including Africa (East Africa and the Gulf of Guinea) and the aggressive exploration for oil all over the world, there is a very high demand for geoscientists (geologists and geophysicists). Geoscientists are involved in the exploration for oil and also in the initial stages after oil discovery. Drilling engineers/ drilling supervisors /drillers are involved in drilling operations (both for exploration and production). There is an shortage of experienced drilling engineers worldwide. A colleague of mine who is drilling engineer told me that he has already received two good offers via linkedIn (even without applying!). And he barely has 3 years experience!

3) subsea engineers
4) subsurface and completions engineers
5) pipeline and piping engineers


No (3) - (5) With oil companies going into the more uncertain but rewarding deepwater operations, there is a high demand for individuals with deepwater experience. Subsea engineers design, implement and maintain structures, tools and equipment used in underwater components of offshore oil and gas production. Pipeline engineers design and maintain subsea pipeline in offshore fields. You can't ignore subsurface/completions (well) engineers who ensure oil is produced at optimum level from oil wells.

6) Marine specialists / engineers
Marine specialists are very critical in oil and gas industry. You need marine professionals in offshore oil and gas operations. This is because of the constant use of marine vessels and boats for supply and transportation of crude oil, liquefied gas, food, equipment, etc. Besides, the increase in FPSO's (floating vessels for oil production in deepwater fields) all around the world requires the specialized skill of marine professionals to maintain vessel stability on the sea.
Believe me, marine specialists are on top of their world. I know a marine specialist that has worked for 3 major oil companies in Nigeria in the last 8 years.

7) Offshore maintenance technicians
These are the mechanical, electrical and instrumentation technicians working in rigs and production platforms both onshore and offshore. There is a high demand for them globally. And the minimum requirement to become one is just an OND.

(cool Truck drivers and crane operators
Yes, you read right! There is a high degree of lifting operations in the oil and gas industry and certified crane operators are in demand. Believe me, they earn well.
Truck drivers are in great demand too, especially in US and Canada where there is a significant onshore oil production. Truck are needed to move rigs and equipment, haul oil, water and sand away. The new fracking technology that has made USA self-sufficient in oil production requires constant evacuation of sand from drilling sites. The drivers are also expected to be mechanics, able to fix to fix their large trucks. With USA set to be a net exporter of oil to the global community (competing with the likes of Nigeria for markets), there is currently a shortage of truck drivers to meet her goal.

9) Tax accountant
The oil and gas industry is technology driven, thus the technical professionals are the most demanded. However, the only non-technical profession to break into the top 10 is accounting. With oil and gas companies always the easy targets for governments and public ministries in areas of tariffs, royalties, taxes and other deductions, the role of experienced oil and gas accountants become critical. There is a crying need for accountants (especially tax accountants), who can balance the books and ensure sustained profit.

10) Reservoir Engineers
Eventhough this list is in no particular order, I think reservoir engineers are actually No. 10 on the list. The reservoir engineers play a significant role in the oil and gas industry. Their job is identify oil and gas reserves and develop strategies to maximize recovery and conducting simulation studies to ensure the optimum recovery.

Other in-demand professions that did not make the top 10 list include technical safety engineers, environmental specialists, welding technicians, process engineers and machinery (mechanical) engineers

Thank you very much sir 4 this wonderful insight,
Plz am a graduate of Applied Geophysics.... Wat are the necessary courses am suppose 2 do + which area shuld I major in M.sc so as 2 be able 2 penetrate the Oil nd gas industry? Plz sir I realy need ur input! Thanks a lot, as I look 4ward to ur positive response.
Celebrities / Re: Top 10 Most Glamorous UNN Campus Babes by dannisexy(m): 9:17am On Aug 24, 2014
Tchitntdu:
Source: http://www.acaplaza.com/2014/08/top-10-most-glamorous-unn-campus-babes.html

Is the school meant 4 only igbo peeps?
Hw comes I aint seeing dos btiful yoruba nd igala babes in ur list op?? Y
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Militants Overrun Prestigious Mobile Police Training College In Gwoza by dannisexy(m): 10:35am On Aug 21, 2014
olatade: Police sources told Saharareporters that the college had five units in training with each unit having 59 trainees and unit commander. The units affect were two Mobile Police(MOPOL) units from Nasarawa, Gombe and MOPOL 50 from Abuja. Two other units from Zamfara were also at the college during the attack.

Boko Haram militants earlier today invaded a prestigious  Nigerian Police  training college in Gwoza, Borno state.

 The militants numbering 200 arrived the  Police Mobile Force Training School  with five armored tanks earlier seized from the Nigerian army units that tried unsuccessfully to dislodge the sect from Gwoza in the last two weeks.

Police sources told Saharareporters that the college had five units in training with each unit having 59 trainees and unit commander. The units affect were two Mobile Police(MOPOL)  units from Nasarawa, Gombe and MOPOL 50 from Abuja. Two other units from Zamfara were also at the college during the attack.

Several of the trainees were reportedly killed and injured by the militants. A good number of the trainees also fled to the mountains nearby while some of the trainees managed to escape to Adamawa state.

A police source told Saharareporters that the militants blew up an armored tank stationed at the gate of the training college before gaining entrance into the school and wreaking havoc.
 
Boko Haram took over Gwoza some two weeks ago, hoisted its flag and appointed an Emir to administer the strategic northeastern township. Attempts by the Nigerian army to retake the town has been repelled by the militants in deadly counter attacks that have claimed several Nigerian soldiers.

New efforts at mobilize troops to march on Gwoza has been bogged by mutiny by troops and their families who simply refuse to take orders from their superiors to take on Boko Haram fighters as they express concern that their weaponry cannot match those of Boko Haram.

http://saharareporters.com/2014/08/20/boko-haram-militants-overrun-prestigious-mobile-police-training-college-gwoza

Hmmm.....A good friend of mine, a captain in the Army nd currently in Borno state, ws telling me on sunday that we should 4get abt wat we read in the media dt most of the casualties the NA suffers are not being reported, dat enof men have died nd the FG knows wats happening by ill-equipping them nd subjecting them to misery b4 this Boko guys! After dis attack on the training schl in Gwoza, Army wanted redeploying its men 2 dat schl buh Nobody wanted 2 go nd die......that most soldiers are ready 4 Mutiny charges! God help NA
Family / Re: 13 Things Every Young Person Should Know by dannisexy(m): 2:17pm On Aug 11, 2014
Comment like dis is exactly y the OP dropped dis reminders!!


comment like this cause religious conflict
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Winning CV...(Updated) by dannisexy(m): 3:45pm On Jul 23, 2014
living2013:

You 'll excel and succeed dear

Bro plz can help me by forwarding dis sample cv to my mail!
Plz help a brother in dire need.
Umorudaniel@gmail.com
Tanks a lot sir!
Family / Re: Is There Anything Wrong With Bein A House Husband by dannisexy(m): 11:18pm On Jul 16, 2014
If women could just sit at home and take care of the house, can't a man do the same. Is there anything wrong in dat? [/quote]

Dude!!!! Everything is wrong with it sir!!
Celebrities / Re: Super Falcon Players Chichi Igbo & Cynthia Uwak Flaunt Semi-nude Bods(photos) by dannisexy(m): 10:59pm On Jul 16, 2014
Hahahaha, dude u r wicked!!
All i see are 2 rediculous old men[/quote]
Education / Re: Students Writing Exams On The Floor In Gubi, Bauchi State by dannisexy(m): 5:04pm On Jul 10, 2014
its a big shame honestly!!!!!!!!!

Thing about education ministry.....they(past and present ministers of education) are all handicapped by the fact that education is not properly funded.

Education should be 26 % of the budget.[/quote]

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