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Computers / Re: Dell Latitude E6440 For Sale 110k (negotiable) by Dannychukz(m): 9:17pm On Jan 22, 2021
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Computers / Re: Dell Latitude E6440 For Sale 110k (negotiable) by Dannychukz(m): 11:18am On Jan 21, 2021
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Computers / Dell Latitude E6440 For Sale 110k (negotiable) by Dannychukz(m): 1:01am On Jan 21, 2021
Dell Latitude E6440 (14")
Used
Intel Core i5 (Quad)
Intel Graphics/Nvidia
500GB HDD
8GB RAM
Windows 10
Price - 100k(Negotiable)
Location - Benin City, Edo State
Contact - 08022273025

Business / Re: If 3k Is Not Too Small For You Daily, Then Get Here Then!!! by Dannychukz(m): 3:07pm On Dec 30, 2019
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Phones / Re: Why Nobody Is Talking About Lenovo K5 Pro by Dannychukz(m): 1:38am On Jul 12, 2019
Kingsean:



Drop ur number to join the lenovo group
08022273025
Thanks grin
Phones / Re: The Best Android Phone To Get For Less Than #30,000 by Dannychukz(m): 12:34am On Mar 29, 2019
Emmanueleko:
pls Danny does get hot

i wont lie...it did when i jus got it...setting things up and all...but since i got a pouch ...i jus dey blow the phone they go...maddd phone...the phone too go make sense
Phones / Re: Why Nobody Is Talking About Lenovo K5 Pro by Dannychukz(m): 12:31am On Mar 29, 2019
eldee365:

Bro, what's your experience so far with Lenovo
A5?

Regards.

The phone is awesome...like really really really great...its worth more than its cost by far
Phones / Re: The Best Android Phone To Get For Less Than #30,000 by Dannychukz(m): 6:05pm On Mar 02, 2019
Lenovo A5

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Phones / Re: Why Nobody Is Talking About Lenovo K5 Pro by Dannychukz(m): 2:49pm On Mar 02, 2019
goodnewscliff:
u re not going to regret buying dat phone.... d phones way worth d price..... way worth it
thanks for the reply...
Phones / Re: Why Nobody Is Talking About Lenovo K5 Pro by Dannychukz(m): 8:54pm On Mar 01, 2019
goodnewscliff:
lenovo so dope...... me enjoying ma A5
i just ordered the A5 today from jumia..please can you give me your verdict on the phone so far since you've been using it...would really appreciate it..thanks
Romance / Re: Why You Should Never Underrate Someone You Meet For The First Time by Dannychukz(m): 8:44pm On Mar 01, 2019
cheesy lol i don laugh tire..these are front page worthy threads ...not those ones on making stupid people trend

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Politics / Re: Man Refuses To Give Hausa-Fulani Beggar Money Because Of Buhari by Dannychukz(m): 3:21pm On Mar 01, 2019
grin lmaoo men dey vex ooo..no be small... see comments...
Crime / Re: My Phone Was Stolen And My Firstbank Account Was Debited Without My Pin ! by Dannychukz(m): 9:02am On Feb 28, 2019
this is absolutely wrong...if it wasnt for this shithole of a country we find ourselves...
if it were outside now and you reported to the agency or bank like this...this would have been dealt with well..the fact he stole it is one offence already then debiting again another offence of fraud. This detail with the name of the culprit would have even served as a serious lead...

#Rubbish Country
#Rubbish Leaders
#Rubbish Security Agencies
#Rubbish Firms
Family / Re: My Wife Has Reduced Me To A Common Trash. by Dannychukz(m): 8:59pm On Feb 26, 2019
hmmm this is really sad...i can very well relate to your situation...i don't have a solution neither will i suggest you divorce her but all i know is my dad once had a very good friend who was in the same situation as you just narrated...this man would come to our house a lot of times seeking aide and advice concerning the issue ...his wife was exactly as you explained so far and he also had 3 kids...my dad,his friends and others would also say things like guy run from that marriage oo this and that..this man was plumpy and healthy when i first met him...before i knew it during those period he was all lanky and looking unhealthy...well i was much younger back then so i didn't put any thinking into it..as e no be my concern...last last shaa...the wife show this man shege especially when she got a more paying job than the guy
Guy as i'm writing this now...the bros is 6ft below...he died about 2years ago(i guess due to depression,excessive thinking and all)...the part that shocked me was i heard that this lady didn't show any sign of remorse or mourning for the dude...the day he was pronounced dead...his friend who found him called his wife who was at work at that time and told her...this woman said she cant leave the office till closing hours...then she'll meet them at the hospital..
the thing weak me...some women would just be the death of you..so please be careful and follow with caution...

May God protect us all

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Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo & His Girlfriend, Fancy Acholonu Gush Over Each Other by Dannychukz(m): 9:31am On Feb 26, 2019
oscar ko golden globe ni...so na d likes of rami malek abi na lady gaga dis unknown wan beat...
how did he even get invited first??
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Who Is More Stupid In The Picture - Nigerians Lamented by Dannychukz(m): 7:27pm On Feb 21, 2019
no 3..if dat guy fall ehhn...na death o

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Politics / Re: Kwara APC Campaign: One Killed, Others Injured (Photos) by Dannychukz(m): 5:12pm On Feb 20, 2019
nawa..must all APC campaigns always end with death
Religion / Re: Pastor Sam Adeyemi's Analysis Of Election Postponement By INEC (Video) by Dannychukz(m): 7:17pm On Feb 19, 2019
Africanness:
The founder of the daycare christian centre made this analysis about the election cancellation. It is currently going viral on social media. He says:


ogade its daystar christian centre not "daycare"

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Technology Market / Re: Romoss PeA60 60Kmah, Romoss Pea40 Pro 40kmah 65W, Romoss SW30 30kmah, etc by Dannychukz(m): 1:36pm On Feb 08, 2019
hi bro do you have the romoss solo 5plus 10,000mah and how much does it cost?
Education / Re: Are There 3D Printing Companies In Lagos? by Dannychukz(m): 9:08pm On Jan 23, 2019
david5565:
Sorry this is coming late but Yes, there are a couple of 3d printing companies in Lagos.

I own a printer and operate freelance 3d printing services, prototyping and CNC machine construction.

Interested? 08166165445

#Still putting structure together CompanyWise#

So is printing of 3d gadget cases possible??
Politics / Re: Woman And Boy Killed In APC Presidential Rally In Sokoto State. Photos by Dannychukz(m): 7:53pm On Jan 23, 2019
Nawa.. But why is it always APC campaign or rally that people are dying anyhow
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Silhouette Cameo Vinyl Cutter/plotter And Replacement Blade by Dannychukz(m): 11:58am On Jan 23, 2019
hi do you still have those in stock??..in need of a silhouette cameo 3

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Education / Re: Uniben Increases Its School Fees by Dannychukz(m): 7:31pm On Jan 21, 2019
how valid is this..
Politics / Re: Who Can Point To One Single Beneficiary Of Jonathan's SURE-P Scheme - Osinbajo by Dannychukz(m): 7:30am On Jan 17, 2019
Hotfreezer:

That was YouWin.
We are talking about Sure P here.

Oga if you dont know something ...dont make conclusions.. it was sure-p not youwin or whatever that is

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Politics / Re: Who Can Point To One Single Beneficiary Of Jonathan's SURE-P Scheme - Osinbajo by Dannychukz(m): 7:28am On Jan 17, 2019
Hotfreezer:

That was Npower.
We are talking about Sure P here.
lol which kind Npower??so i don't know what i enrolled for back then in 2014??
with SURE-P clearly imprinted on the laptops i got?? and payments..??
and was there even Npower back then as at 2014??

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Politics / Re: Who Can Point To One Single Beneficiary Of Jonathan's SURE-P Scheme - Osinbajo by Dannychukz(m): 7:21am On Jan 17, 2019
Hotfreezer:


How much did you get?

Got about 600k+5 dell inspiron laptops..and i was just enrolling for jamb back then

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Politics / Re: Who Can Point To One Single Beneficiary Of Jonathan's SURE-P Scheme - Osinbajo by Dannychukz(m): 7:19am On Jan 17, 2019
mycar:
Tomorrow another person will ask for the beneficiaries of N power too, the bottom line is that we want sustainable development and not laziness encouragement policy.

Abi? thank you
Politics / Re: Who Can Point To One Single Beneficiary Of Jonathan's SURE-P Scheme - Osinbajo by Dannychukz(m): 7:18am On Jan 17, 2019
well i'm a beneficiary though...don't know what he's saying

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Romance / Things Guys Think Ladies Don’t Notice During Intercourse by Dannychukz(m): 9:37am On Jan 15, 2019
Intercourse period are sensitive period. However,some men are very self-conscious before and even when having s*x especially when it is the first time. Here are top 10 things they are most jittery about


1. His O-face

The reason we tend to bury our face in the nape of your neck when we orgasm is because at that moment in time, our face looks like we bit into a lemon while our penis has a seizure. It is something no one needs to see.

2. That weird sweat smell.

It doesn’t always smell bad in the moment, but then afterward, it’s like, “Oh, wait. That’s the smell of my wet ass. That’s what my damp butt smells like.” If you walk into a man’s bedroom, and you see a candle, it’s because that man’s sweaty butt smells weird. It’s the only reason that candle is there.

3. That he hasn’t been to the gym in a few weeks

But honestly, we just sit on our phones and play Clash of Clans next to the squat rack anyway, so it doesn’t matter.

4. That he just burped but he played it off by casually

mentioning that the house was on fire and you needed to leave. If we’ve got gas during s*x, going for the “house on fire” play is really only option we have. If we really like you, we have to actually burn our house down, which, like, sucks.

5. That he’s trying really, really hard not to "come" too soon

We’re doing this for easily 50 percent of the time we’re having sex. Hell, I’m trying not to come right now as I write this and nothing is even happening.

6. That he struggled undoing your bra

I don’t care how many bras we’ve undone in our life, some bras are just difficult. It’s even worse if we get cocky and go for the one hand no-look, only to fumble terribly and then ask you to just turn around after 30 seconds of messing with it.

7. His weird balls

Hopefully, you pretty much just maneuver around them, but if not we pray you don’t get a good look. I don’t want to body-shame anyone, but I think the general consensus is that everyone thinks balls look weird. It’s one of the few things that unify mankind. No matter whose balls they are, they look like the eggs from Aliens.

8. That part of him

even if it’s a small part, thinks that maybe deep down this is some kind of scam. Why else would you be sleeping with us on purpose? Seriously, in what dimension are we perceived as a sexually viable candidate? I can’t speak for every guy out there, but personally, I’m always a bit incredulous when I sleep with someone for the first time. Like, maybe I’m just being distracted while five men carry all the furniture out of my apartment and off into the night.

9. That he has a bunch of garbage under the bed

Because the second we realized you were coming over, we basically just shoved everything under there.

10. That he has a bunch of garbage on the bed. We forgot some stuff,

so that impressive sex move we did where we spun you around and then supported your body with only our pelvis? That was only so we could hide a bunch of random crap under the covers.

What do you think about this? Drop a comment below.

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Education / ASUU Gives Least Acceptable Conditions To End Strike by Dannychukz(m): 8:02am On Jan 14, 2019
To communicate areas of dispute to govt today
The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has said that the ongoing industrial dispute will continue except certain acceptable conditions are met.

It said to end the strike, the Federal Government must urgently release additional N50 billion to the N20 billion released earlier for revitalisation fund, show evidence of mainstreaming the Earned Academic Allowance (EAA) into the 2019 budget and evidence of the payment of shortfall in salaries.

President of ASUU, Prof. Biodun Ogunyemi, in an interview with The Guardian yesterday, said the union rejected the latest proposal of the government after due consultations with members, pointing out that government’s offer was meagre.

He added that the association’s reservations would be communicated to the Federal Government today at the inauguration of the platform for addressing matters relating to state universities.

Ogunyemi said: “The last time we met with representatives of government, they gave us their proposal and we said we will present it to our members and their reactions to the items of the proposal will be sent back to them within a week. And now, we are almost through with the consultation and we will communicate areas of disagreement to them today.

“They are basically two or three major areas; one is on the revitalisation fund. We presented to them that government owed an outstanding balance of N1.1 trillion in five tranches. But what government eventually proposed is something that is far-fetched. They were talking about N20 billion that will be released in two tranches starting from next quarter, and we felt that will not address the issue at hand. Though they said that they released N20 billion earlier, the N20 billion was to be released in 2017, if they released it in November 2018, it is not the same thing.

“Out of the N20 billion that the government released earlier, we have outstanding N200 billion. So, if government can release N50 billion in addition to the N20 billion released earlier; and the remaining N150 billion can be released on quarterly basis within this year, N50 billion each for the remaining three quarters, then it will show a sign of commitment.”

Additionally, the group demanded that for EAA and shortfall in salaries, government should provide evidence of its promises and give specific information and guidelines to its proposals.

“Although government has shown us a paper authorising the release of N15.89 billion to universities, but universities have not confirmed receipt. As far as ASUU is concerned, it is an issue of ‘once bitten, twice shy,’” he further stated.

source: https://m.guardian.ng/news/ASUU-gives-least-acceptable-conditions-to-end-strike/

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Education / ASUU Gives Least Acceptable Conditions To End Strike by Dannychukz(m): 7:56am On Jan 14, 2019
To communicate areas of dispute to govt today
The Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) has said that the ongoing industrial dispute will continue except certain acceptable conditions are met.

It said to end the strike, the Federal Government must urgently release additional N50 billion to the N20 billion released earlier for revitalisation fund, show evidence of mainstreaming the Earned Academic Allowance (EAA) into the 2019 budget and evidence of the payment of shortfall in salaries.

President of ASUU, Prof. Biodun Ogunyemi, in an interview with The Guardian yesterday, said the union rejected the latest proposal of the government after due consultations with members, pointing out that government’s offer was meagre.

He added that the association’s reservations would be communicated to the Federal Government today at the inauguration of the platform for addressing matters relating to state universities.

Ogunyemi said: “The last time we met with representatives of government, they gave us their proposal and we said we will present it to our members and their reactions to the items of the proposal will be sent back to them within a week. And now, we are almost through with the consultation and we will communicate areas of disagreement to them today.

“They are basically two or three major areas; one is on the revitalisation fund. We presented to them that government owed an outstanding balance of N1.1 trillion in five tranches. But what government eventually proposed is something that is far-fetched. They were talking about N20 billion that will be released in two tranches starting from next quarter, and we felt that will not address the issue at hand. Though they said that they released N20 billion earlier, the N20 billion was to be released in 2017, if they released it in November 2018, it is not the same thing.

“Out of the N20 billion that the government released earlier, we have outstanding N200 billion. So, if government can release N50 billion in addition to the N20 billion released earlier; and the remaining N150 billion can be released on quarterly basis within this year, N50 billion each for the remaining three quarters, then it will show a sign of commitment.”

Additionally, the group demanded that for EAA and shortfall in salaries, government should provide evidence of its promises and give specific information and guidelines to its proposals.

“Although government has shown us a paper authorising the release of N15.89 billion to universities, but universities have not confirmed receipt. As far as ASUU is concerned, it is an issue of ‘once bitten, twice shy,’” he further stated.

source: https://m.guardian.ng/news/ASUU-gives-least-acceptable-conditions-to-end-strike/

Politics / Re: NIMC Temporary Slip Retrieval,possible?? by Dannychukz(m): 6:44pm On Jan 11, 2019
okay thanks...but i think i know the date it was issued to me

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