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hnm...nawaoo

groundnutoil:
foolish efcc ordinary 20 million wey d guy man colombi dm never hear say stealing is nt corruption? dm no see politicians wey d steal in dollars ordinary naira dm wan d feel like dm d do dia job .
btw ftc
i dedicate dis frontpage to psquare and mama peace and to all d politicians wey efcc no wan catch and to madam quantity (futo guys go understand) for giving me d chance to live again after eating 5 plates of food for hundred naira.
bless u op
btw i just joined nairaland on tuesday
am blessed really somthing wey people never get for 5 yrs na im a get in two days somebody praisssssssssssssssssssssssssssse da lord

this guy sef......so u sabi madam quantity, nansense boy.....i know say na eziobodo u dey stay

any futo student in the house.....

i was just coming back from school today when i saw people gathered at the school park, i came close and asked and i was told that a tree just started gushing out water from its branch...and its not just dripping.....its rushing uncontrolably like a tap,the villagers have gathered there with jerry cans trying to collect water from this tree...what we've not yet confirmed is how this was possible,....av gat some pictures but it has refused uploading but anyone around owerri or anyone from futo should confirm the authenticity of this newz

if you have any infinix zero gold for sale call. 08035707741, someone around owerri please.

hhhnmm.....lemme just comment my reserve

if shes not intrested in you then what else....... please my broda simply tell her your roomates are complaining

slap the hell outta him

lwkmd....leave them let dem b killin demselves

we need experienced girls......virgins lack experience.....they will be dulling your spirit

lwkmd

somtimes women can be annoying shaa

Hell to the No!

my mum introduced me...

tell them

bros nawaaoo....u tried naa haba....just take it easy,one step at a time..u rilly tried being a gentleman

ok. but....lemme comment my reserve

i smell lies......

sanko by timaya

girl can be so confusing this days.....abeg OP buy her popcorn.

Please tell them ooh

guy e beta make i come out Hiv positive.....cus mehn being a gay is disgusting bruv

eiyhaaa..... .....but gay no be beta tin naa change abeg

hnm.. .see wahala......well shaa we'll see to that

lekwenu tonto

BuddhaPalm:
Have you ever had 'weird' improbable coincidences happen to you.

Wrong question really. As life, as we know it, only exists because of improbable 'coincidences'.


So, I'll rephrase: Let's share stories of notable low-probability coincidences we've experienced.

It could be an answered prayer, a strong wish fulfilled, a last-minute 'miracle', or a bank error in your favour - lol, but that you really, really needed at that point in time. Etcetera.


It doesn't have to be Guinness-World-Records grade.

Might just be someone offering you a cup of coffee unexpectedly - when you wanted coffee, or having an old, long-lost friend call - after you just thought of them.


There are certain theories of the universe, where thoughts create our reality. And intent the architect of your experience.

But without labeling these as religious-this or scientific-that, let's just share them as they happened. As open-mindedly as possible...and just let everyone 'hold' their pre-existing conclusions.


I'll lead with the stories...

I first had such an experience in JSS 2.

Then, I was a Christian, strongly believed in the Virgin Mary, and attended a Catholic secondary school.

On the surface, my intention was simple enough. I wanted to take the 5th position, out of about 130 students (combined result). So I asked the Virgin Mary for assistance.

I said the rosary daily - till the end of the term. In retrospect, I didn't bother about the mechanics of how she'd do it. I just had full belief.

100%.

At the end of the term, I took exactly 5th, and wasn't the least surprised. It was expected.

But looking back now, that was, no doubt, a 5-star miracle.

You could take 1st position by trying your best to score the highest possible marks in all tests and exams. Or the last position by failing to pick up any marks through all tests and exams.

But...How the heck does one take 5th through 10 subjects with 3 tests & 1 exam each?

Guess that opens the floor. Let's hear yours .

nepa brought light wen i wanted to iron my shirt

i comment my reserve

congrats bro

ggrin:
My role model :
Not like That agbaya iceberylin wey ozzy bosco be hin role model

lwkmd