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Girl wey wan try slap me,she dey madt..i go rearrange her teeth for am ni

Khalessi:
Why? your dad didn't give your mum enough money for divorce settlement? Why is the ex wife of a well known billionaire entering public transport?

who is this one

Cheat!!!

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space booked.....I'll comment in the morning,I wan crash

If na naija now dey go
talk say na witchcraft.....and its from the village..any spirit against my life thereby planting fish in my stomach"HOLYGHOST FIRE!!

Funny tho....but interesting

What kind of rubbish did I download.....d thing ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋ Hangin my fon...and I cant download back my old version

fairari022: Hello everyone,
We have been dating since first year , ever since everything have been awesome , because I have always played my financial aspect of the relationship well, that's from the pocket money and extras from textbooks and other miscellaneous from my beloved parent who respect nothing ,but education.
Since the ASUU saga begun I have been unable to push forward the relationship ,because my parent don't longer give my money as school is on strike (they only give when its education related) other than that you are ON YOUR OWN (OYO STATE), even to buy recharge card is been kind of difficult,This has prompted me handicapped on my financial duties and man's obligations.
My lovely girlfriend who always adores my benevolence with psalms had turned the tune of the music into lamentations and she finally made a cleared revelation that its over between us . I tried remembering her of the nice time we've shared, but it seem she finally made up her mind.
This has made me off Nairaland for a while, so I decided to share with my E-FAMILY for advise. To move on is been difficult for me , because I see mirage all over , even to think straight is been hard , more so my eating habit has changed, hence I eat too fast otherwise stirring at my food .
My mum has been in inquisition of my sudden changes, hmmm what do I tell her? (Lies) . Thanks to babatunde my friend who borrowed me his Xbox 360(PHCN is been with the switch of my happiness and calmness) .

Finally I want to use this means to notify ASUU/FG to make a compromising dialogue on this issue at hand. This strike has done too many harms to me, to the length of affecting the way I spell and write.(pls ignore some ASUU errors in my write up.

(fairari)

omg dis is funny......A̶̲̥̅๓ sorry dude..N̶̲̥̅̊☺ ß̲є̲ small tin

fairari022: Hello everyone,
We have been dating since first year , ever since everything have been awesome , because I have always played my financial aspect of the relationship well, that's from the pocket money and extras from textbooks and other miscellaneous from my beloved parent who respect nothing ,but education.
Since the ASUU saga begun I have been unable to push forward the relationship ,because my parent don't longer give my money as school is on strike (they only give when its education related) other than that you are ON YOUR OWN (OYO STATE), even to buy recharge card is been kind of difficult,This has prompted me handicapped on my financial duties and man's obligations.
My lovely girlfriend who always adores my benevolence with psalms had turned the tune of the music into lamentations and she finally made a cleared revelation that its over between us . I tried remembering her of the nice time we've shared, but it seem she finally made up her mind.
This has made me off Nairaland for a while, so I decided to share with my E-FAMILY for advise. To move on is been difficult for me , because I see mirage all over , even to think straight is been hard , more so my eating habit has changed, hence I eat too fast otherwise stirring at my food .
My mum has been in inquisition of my sudden changes, hmmm what do I tell her? (Lies) . Thanks to babatunde my friend who borrowed me his Xbox 360(PHCN is been with the switch of my happiness and calmness) .

Finally I want to use this means to notify ASUU/FG to make a compromising dialogue on this issue at hand. This strike has done too many harms to me, to the length of affecting the way I spell and write.(pls ignore some ASUU errors in my write up.

(fairari)

omg dis is funny......A̶̲̥̅๓ sorry dude..N̶̲̥̅̊☺ ß̲є̲ small tin

Please fellow catholic nairalanders,I wuld lyk us 2 post our pictures here for those who ddnt join in the celebration †☺ see.....for nw we'v not started.....I'll post mine later..post urs if u hav

Beync: Op we know u r using bb so what?

yea

(For those who ddnt understand the 1st post)Please my fellow NL I need advices please.....am a guy from an average family and am still in school so am not working...my girlfriend is also in school but due to the strike issue....she has been working in one big company of her rich family friend...she is
Paid like 50k monthly and she has enough access to their money...because the man trusts her and likes her a lot...she has up to 200k in her account..but the problem is
Am not working and my parents aint helping matters...so am damn broke...but I have dis feeling of askin her for money but I dunno how....it will look as if am a parasite...because am not used to buying her things and she dosent ask me for anything....not even rechargecard and moreova she has anything she needs....just yesterday she called me and told me that I'll be escorting her today to buy a new fon....her boss gave her 30k for a new fone..since the one shez using has problem.....though I know am the one supposed to provide the fone...but I feel somehow...and also going there with her I need to pay the transport fares to the plce but mehn am damn broke..my main problem how I can start askin her for money...For the fact that shez my gf...or will it look as if am a goldigger.(This version is for those whu were not seeing what was posted)......please its not as if I don't buy her things....its just D̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅ I don't do it often

Please...its not A̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ if I don't wanna work, but A̶̲̥̅๓ helping M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dad i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his shop.he's a trader S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ I can't leave M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dads shop and start working,and d worst part ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋
That I can't swerve M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dad..everything ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋
Been taking account of...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ I don't have any means of income...

Harbosede02: So??wat do u want us to do abt it?if u aren't hapi dat ur gf is richer dan u,then dump ha,watz d gurl doin wif sum1 lyk u sef?mtchewwu

Please...its not A̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ if I don't wanna work, but A̶̲̥̅๓ helping M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dad i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ his shop.he's a trader S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ I can't leave M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dads shop and start working,and d worst part ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋
That I can't swerve M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ dad..everything ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋
Been taking account of...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ I don't have any means of income...

Pls I need answers...N̶̲̥̅̊☺ insults please....A̶̲̥̅๓ not forcing anyone †☺ comment please,..........MOD's please I wish I can get replies fast

Please my fellow NL I need advices please.....am a guy from an average family and A̶̲̥̅๓ still i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ school so A̶̲̥̅๓ not working...M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ girlfriend is also i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ school but due to the strike issue....she has been working i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ one big company of her rich family friend...she ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋
Paid ℓi̶̲̥̅ke̶̲̥̅ 50k monthly and she has enough access †☺ their money...because the man trusts her and likes her a lot...she has up †☺ 200k i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ her account..but the problem ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋
A̶̲̥̅๓ not working and M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ parents aint helping matters...S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ A̶̲̥̅๓ damn broke...but I have dis feeling of askin her Fø̲̣̣я money but I dunno h̶̲̥̅̊
o̶̲̥̅̊
ϖ....ȋ̝̊†̥ ȋ̝̊̅̄ℓℓ look A̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ if A̶̲̥̅๓ a parasite...because av neva bought her things and moreova she has anything she needs....just yesterday she called M̶̲̅ε̲̣ and told M̶̲̅ε̲̣ that I'll ß̲є̲ escorting her today †☺ buy a new fon....her boss gave her 30k Fø̲̣̣я a new fone..since the one shez using has problem.....though I KϞ☺ω A̶̲̥̅๓ the one supposed †☺ provide the fone...but I feel somehow...and also going there with her I need †☺ pay the transport fares †☺ the plce but mehn A̶̲̥̅๓ damn broke...M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ main problem ℓ̊Ƨ̷̜̩̌̋
H̶̲̥̅̊
o̶̲̥̅̊
ϖ I can start askin her for money...Fø̲̣̣я the fact that shez M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ gf...or ȋ̝̊̅̄ℓℓ ȋ̝̊†̥ look A̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ if A̶̲̥̅๓ a goldigger

Oh boy see may d lips......choi....en don kush S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ teh en lips don turn black....omo I wonder h̶̲̥̅̊
o̶̲̥̅̊
ϖ many yrs Θε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ remain Fø̲̣̣я Your lyf span.......btw....†ђî§ baby sef...ebi lyk say e don Θε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ kuSh too...omo see seriousness

EiyHaaa.......I don Θε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pity M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ boy...N̶̲̥̅̊☺ worry,D̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅ still dosent remove d fact D̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅ ure a star.....

I N̶̲̥̅̊☺ Θε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ click anytin abeg....wats D̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅ one....mtchew
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U̶̲̥̅̊ knw say D̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅ one N̶̲̥̅̊☺ fit hapun shaa....S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ N̶̲̥̅̊☺ need bothering maslf.....dem don write M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ name Fø̲̣̣я D̶̲̥̅̊aτ̲̅ big register ni

Bossforeva: Two died at Dana Plane Crash! Chinwe Dike of Coporate Affairs was going with the Son Zuggy for Covenant University Pume
Joan Chinwe died april 13,2013 in that young shall grow coach that collided with a petrol tanker.
Ebuka Onuorah got drowned this year at Otamiri River where he went ah swimming with a jambite.
My young grand father died suddenly! I mean suddenly! since then grand mama has been having mental case.
Had a bad dream about my female cousin in the UK who's 5days older than me, the night 2 dat day Agagu's plane crashed.. But i've cancelled that dream and it shall not stand!

. Did I hear U̶̲̥̅̊ say. Otamiri....even after all the warnings by the school

oh boy U̶̲̥̅̊ ß̲є̲ mumu N̶̲̥̅̊☺ ß̲є̲ small.........

ℓi̶̲̥̅ke̶̲̥̅ I f*ckin care.....

When I say END TIME TINS Θε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ complain.....pesin fit wear dis kain tin comot outside....E.T.T......thoo

nacotic: Twas during d terrifying reign of Otokoto who was renowned 4 human rituals in Imo st, a man was riding his bicycle 2 work n on getn thr he brought out his hankerchief 2 mop his face cos he was sweatn badly but alas he has been beheaded!

lwkmd Fø̲̣̣я here

Mehn dis íڪ ciriox......funi thoo..e mean say jim iyke don repent now....hahahhahhahahha...dancing skelewu

na Fø̲̣̣я people wey Θε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ fly ni....M̶̲̅ε̲̣

see them with their innocent looking faces.........

;DLwkmd Fø̲̣̣я here.......chei! S̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡ men dey scarce Fø̲̣̣я dis country.....rotfl