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Never let a man know you have seen bigger joysticks

Never let a man hear you call him by your jumpoff's name.

MRbrownJAY:
will that same teddy bear go and get you breakfast in bed on sunday morning?!

The man never did anyway so the opportunity cost forgone is ZERO.

HeatFusion:
rotflmao. . . .so funny

@post
ehrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmm. . . .about that. . . .the problem is. . .

He is married.

Never let a man decide who your friends should be.

Magz:
That's a low-blow

https://i39.tinypic.com/2nt8y8y.jpg Not to me.

LadyT:
How is tha a low blow when you are only being honest!

It would be a LIE to let a guy think hes better than your intimacy gadget.

Girl, you know it.

MRbrownJAY:
ask your vibrator to cuddle with you all night and keep you warm,

My teddy bear and blanket do just that, thank you.

MRbrownJAY:
kung fu kick that arm robber coming to rob you or worse.

https://i43.tinypic.com/nbb591.jpg Most of you guys will save yourselves than defend your women. By the way, I've taken classes so the robber is going to be in worse shape.

Never let a man feel like he's better than your vibrator .

Never let a man come between you and anything.

netotse:
never get into a relationship just because u feel u shld be in one!

dude, did you read the rules?

But I bet you'll look SOO much better with your hair cut.

Never let a man get to the point where he feels like can do anything.

webprince:
@DaPhoenix kindly let me c d pix. I was busy wit Arsenal-Roma match when U posted ur pix

Is the game over?

Magz:
Hair = Unit to measure one's growth

spiritual growth?

You really are in a difficult situation but you ought to have explained the circumstances to your wife first - that is a given. You really have no other choice but to do the respectable thing and pay child support till your daughter is 18.

Magz:
@ Phoenix,

Ref: The guy in your pic

Do you ask the gentleman to "Please cut your hair"?

I have been trying. I just don't know what it is about the hair that you guys love.

Never let a man hit you the way Chris hit Rihanna and not file charges.

Magz:


Wow you are gorgeous

Thanks love.

Edit: You missed it https://i39.tinypic.com/10p3q4m.jpg

Oh . . . I like the second one. I guess I'll post mine for a minute.

https://i41.tinypic.com/64nlfs.jpg

Love it!




Wait why did you change it?

sistawoman:
Does your advice also apply to men? How many men would stay with thier woman if she brought an STD home? Should men also forgive thier wives if they cheat on them because the next wife might do the same?

You make it sound like some right that men have to cheat on thier wives by saying that she would be marrying over and over again if she did not forgive him cheating.

[center][size=26pt]BULLSHIT!!!!!!![/size][/center]

YES! YES!! YES!!! I hate the double standard.

so you are the rebound/BFF? Aww . . .











https://i43.tinypic.com/nbb591.jpg

franel79:
Why Do Most Men Treat Their Girls Like Rags? Is it because they feel they should always be in control or because they enjoy being in control the negative way? The funny aspect is that the ladies themselves prefare such men to the caring types like me. Am confused. I need answers

I love your little ad.


Anyway, my men treat me well; like I am their boss.

debosky:
For avoidance of doubt - only insulting posts have been removed.

Don't worry sweet pain, I haven't stopped learning and I don't plan to. Your posts, along with any others that were insulting were removed. As an 'old man' who has learned a lot, I am a bit disappointed at your infantile name calling. . . .but then again, I am only a 'young man' with a lot to learn.

After all, I am not competing against you for your 20 year old, so kini big deal? Nairaland is big enough for all of us, 'recuse' all you want.

https://i42.tinypic.com/mv3ybq.jpg I love you Debo.

sweetpain, you might as well never come back to Nairaland. Believe me, we won't miss you