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davidylan:
Never Never EVER let a woman near your email, facebook account information, cellphone e.t.c.

Never let a man know that you can see a screen-by-screen of everything they do on their computers.

LadyT:
Never ever talk about your mans sessy friend too much.  Neither should you ask too much detail.  Remember fantasy is private

lol yes! You can always stalk his friend's facebook later.

Never let your man see you slip your number to the sexy waiter.

LadyT:


Never forget to moan!

Moan like you mean it lol

Never let a man catch you texting while he's going down on you.

LadyT:
Never ever believe that tramp calling at 2am is his cousin from america

lol, caller id?

The Prince:
Sweetpain,

With the lady in mind and that fact you are married. Within your marriage and culture is it permissable to have more than one wife?

Your options are simple;

1. You have a fling and get the infatuation out of your mind, and keep your condoms fresh and handy.

2. If you cannot have more than one wife, she could be your mistress in the Western sense and you would have to lavish her and support her in her life and career.

3. She could be your concubine , and you can set up another home and have dual households.

Provided she is okay with your existing arrangements and has no desires to have you leave your existing wife and children then you should like adults discuss ,shortly into any intimate relationship, how you see the relationship being. As long as your open from the outset I cannot see a problem with it.

Although with the age difference, other than great Sex, what else would you be doing with her the remaining 20 hours a day ? What sort of conversations will you be having, will it not be frustrating seeing her do the mistakes or behaviour in the manner you used 19 years ago ?

The age gap is large, and is likely to be a problem, just because you can have her does'nt mean you have to have her? You better off with somebody a bit more mature say 28 - 35 years of age.

If a woman came here with the same problem, would you advice her to do the same thing?

Never let a man take you back to his apartment for a night cap . . . there is a hidden camera. https://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/46.gif

Never let a man feel like no one can take his place.

Never let a man initiate a break up. If he does, key the f**k outta his car.

ztyle:
. . .Kia   u don't mean, i guess he must have win award in pussy suckinq!!

He loves going downtown.

Never let a man put his penis in your mouth, you might throw up like my girl here

superstan:
never ever let a woman persuade you to wash her undies.

you might catch whitlow.

death

davidylan:
Never ever date a woman who has a thing for dining out. She's no good.

Never let a man who just said this take you out . . . he's got no money lol

St.Funmi:
And before know it, you are pregnant.

. . . with triplets and he's nowhere to be found.

ztyle:
. . .Na your boyfriend dey live on pussy. . .Never let a woman talk to you like this.

He DOES live on it. He also orders a side of chips and a drink.

lol @ David, ok how's this

Never let a man take you out without you having some "run away" money.

ztyle:
Never Ever let a woman give you her "P" to Suck!! . . .it's not good!  

Never let a man like the one above deceive you; he lives on pussy like it's his daily bread.

St.Funmi:
Roflmao; the best yet.  

*bows*

www.nairaland.com/attachments/130484_ojigbijigbi_jpg6c89109e6546013f7cd2d7d3873bc218

https://i44.tinypic.com/2ih5i6u.jpg I forgot to ask, is that real?

LadyT:
Never ever let a man raise your hopes that it will be longer than 5 mins.  Programme yourself to knowing you are about to waste 2mins of your life

dead

Never let a man know you've been secretly mixing Viagra pills with his drink.

LadyT:
High 5!

hahaha

@topic,

Never let a man lie to you when he tells you it's small because it's cold.

LadyT:
Never ever let your man that your friends party has male strippers. Tell him afterwards

. . . when he's drunk.

MrCrackles:


Yummy!

Thanks.

MRbrownJAY:
never ever let a gold digger forget that you own her, if she steps out of line, bitch slap her at a 45degrees angle.

rofl

davidylan:
right clicked and saved.

dead

tope2000:
same here

died again

Edit: You missed it AGAIN https://i43.tinypic.com/nbb591.jpg

LadyT:
Never let a guy know you faked ALL your orgasms

and never let him know that only the Love Machine has truly made you get there.

@tope2000, did you see the new poem SP dropped? It is matured like YOU wanted.  

@topic, Never let a man know you are in love with his money  

Never let a man deceive himself in thinking HE has the final say.

Grizzly:
so i missed daphoenix's pic, ?
hot damn! Estupido de mi!

cant bliv she posted it in the first place,
would've done a lot to remould impressions.

What impressions?

Never let a man see you yawn while he's trying to "get it".