₦airaland Forum

tope2000:
I saw that
I am tellin stephen

tpia:
you know.

but trust "them" to take it negatively.

tpia:
wow, some people are seriously broke here. Must be the credit crunch.

If you're broke, is it by force to date? Why not work on your finances in the meantime instead of taking it out on females?

Treetop20:
lol

190:
men,
e don tey o,
guys in da house!
pls i nid ur advice on this matter
well it can happen 2 any1 of us here
so lets reason this 2geda
ladies are free 2 comment on this


Please lets take it that we are stinkingly RICH,
have a great JOB,a car,a house etc 2 make life comfy 4 u
and u nid 2 get a woman in ur life, now u definately know
that ladies are full of pretence and can change their colors even longer
dan a chamelon, and they wud do anytin 2 gate crash in2 ur hart,ur pocket and ur house
now the question is how do we know if they really love us,i mean how do we get the 1 that really
love us,
i have tot of this idea,
claimin 2 be stinkingly poor and goin abt in rags and askin dem out at random,
the 1 dat sticks wit u loves u, b4 u show ur true sef, pls if there are any more views on this
pls lets share it here, i dnt nid no off key arguments as sm people are here 4 that
pls all answers shud depend on the subject
well this applies 2 me too,
how do i get mrs rite as God has been so generous 2 bless me so
i nid 2 be sure my woman is my missin rib and not my missin 10naira

Hola here lets hear ur views people

C2H5OH:
Abegi jare mrs. gender card, go and do your research.

Grizzly:
Dont Bother Asking,
No Girl Keeps 1 boyfriend,
The inability-to-resist-temptation gene they got from eve reigns supreme

binhozie:
Ladies, just tell the truth.
How Many boyfriends do you keep?
I know we have the financial boyfriends, the sympathy boyfriends, The REAL/TRUE boyfriends
dont lie, nobody will kill you 

P.S: No need to ask the guys becos . . . 

~Sissy~:
amplify ur imagination and come up with a better version of this sluggish tale abeg

Treetop20:
i did not say it did
never mind
what do you want to do for vals then?

Treetop20:
i won't sit down to count them all
i have always made it known that
i'v got a tiny crush on you but you clearly
didn't give a shite so i took a hike

Treetop20:
yes i am not joking here

Treetop20:
generally speaking here
i am not talking about online play play
you have too many men around you
and i am not sure i can deal with that

Treetop20:
how come? i do not share
my women with anyone else

Treetop20:
i thought you did not
want me?

Treetop20:
made up story

jamace:
Haba Daphoenix, do you want to start your own English 101?

spoilt:
Bleed to death if you like, he will still not be happy.  

**osisi:
found this online at a Dubai site


A discussion at somewhere not far from Mall of Emirates :

Girl #1: I’m still a Virgin since 45 minutes ago until 15:30 this afternoon. With 500 Dhs, this is the best doctors could do for me.

Gilr #2 : O’, my…god, I’m still a virgin since last week. I’m planning a marriage this weekend. Are you crazy? I had the groom’s family pay 5000Dhs for it!!

Girl #3 : eeff, I’m wasting my time with you two cheapskates, I’m virgin as a solid rock. This is the third time I’m getting married and for the last two times, my wedding night jut turned into a nightmare ending up with two men having their arrows broken against my wall! After all, I had paid 20,000 DHS to get a handcrafted platinum plate fixed up there!!

~Sauron~:
I will be carrying a powerful flashlight to inspect the nether region.