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Re: Never Ever Let: by netotse(m): 11:43pm On Feb 24, 2009
St.Funmi:

Never let a man sleep with you unless he's ready to go by your rules and take orders from you. grin grin

never ever take orders from a woman grin
Re: Never Ever Let: by StFunmi(f): 11:44pm On Feb 24, 2009
NEVER EVER LET A WOMAN DRIVE while you are together
shocked shocked shocked shocked Even when you are drunk or hurt?

Creeps are gradually creeping out. kiss kiss
Re: Never Ever Let: by StFunmi(f): 11:44pm On Feb 24, 2009
never ever take orders from a woman
Not when you have no job. You must recognize. tongue tongue tongue
Re: Never Ever Let: by tope2000(f): 11:45pm On Feb 24, 2009
Never let a man know without him you are nothing.
Re: Never Ever Let: by StFunmi(f): 11:45pm On Feb 24, 2009
Never let a man know without him you are nothing.
Good one; That's a recipe for cheating. cheesy cheesy
Re: Never Ever Let: by Magz(m): 11:46pm On Feb 24, 2009
DaPhoenix:

Never let a man feel like he's better than your vibrator tongue.

That's a low-blow
Re: Never Ever Let: by MrCrackles(m): 11:47pm On Feb 24, 2009
Never let a woman know how many balls you have in your scrotal sac! tongue
Re: Never Ever Let: by LadyT(f): 11:48pm On Feb 24, 2009
Magz:

That's a low-blow



How is tha a low blow when you are only being honest!

It would be a LIE to let a guy think hes better than your intimacy gadget.

grin
Re: Never Ever Let: by Nobody: 11:51pm On Feb 24, 2009
St.Funmi:

shocked shocked shocked shocked Even when you are drunk or hurt?

Creeps are gradually creeping out. kiss kiss
If i still have one good hand and a working leg then I WILL STILL DRIVE and if i am drunk then she will be too so it's even worse!!!!

DaPhoenix:

Never let a man feel like he's better than your vibrator  tongue.
a vibrator is a cheap one night stand, we are WAY better than the vibrators, ask your vibrator to cuddle with you all night and keep you warm, or better yet to kung fu kick that arm robber coming to rob you or worse.
Re: Never Ever Let: by tope2000(f): 11:52pm On Feb 24, 2009
Never let a man get away with any atrocities he commits cheesy
Re: Never Ever Let: by Nobody: 11:55pm On Feb 24, 2009
Never ever lose money because of woman.
Re: Never Ever Let: by DaPhoenix(f): 11:56pm On Feb 24, 2009
Magz:

That's a low-blow

Not to me.

LadyT:

How is tha a low blow when you are only being honest!

It would be a LIE to let a guy think hes better than your intimacy gadget.

grin

Girl, you know it.

MRbrownJAY:

ask your vibrator to cuddle with you all night and keep you warm,

My teddy bear and blanket do just that, thank you.


MRbrownJAY:

kung fu kick that arm robber coming to rob you or worse.

Most of you guys will save yourselves than defend your women. By the way, I've taken classes so the robber is going to be in worse shape.
Re: Never Ever Let: by Nobody: 11:56pm On Feb 24, 2009
NEVER EVER hit a woman, especially while she is giving you a Mouth Action.
Re: Never Ever Let: by tope2000(f): 11:56pm On Feb 24, 2009
Never let a man know your weak point tongue
Re: Never Ever Let: by DaPhoenix(f): 11:57pm On Feb 24, 2009
Never let a man decide who your friends should be.
Re: Never Ever Let: by netotse(m): 11:58pm On Feb 24, 2009
tope2000:

Never let a man get away with any atrocities he commits cheesy
never evet let a woman know she's fooling herself!  kiss
Re: Never Ever Let: by Nobody: 12:01am On Feb 25, 2009
Never let a man know you're taking those defense classes. Just let him do something stupid, just go for his groin right away.

ON A SERIOUS NOTE.
Re: Never Ever Let: by tope2000(f): 12:02am On Feb 25, 2009
netotse:

never evet let a woman know she's fooling herself!  kiss

Never let a man know we fake most orgasms cuz it hurts their ego tongue
Re: Never Ever Let: by StFunmi(f): 12:03am On Feb 25, 2009
It would be a LIE to let a guy think hes better than your intimacy gadget.
grin grin grin Roflmao grin grin grin
Re: Never Ever Let: by Nobody: 12:03am On Feb 25, 2009
DaPhoenix:

My teddy bear and blanket do just that, thank you.

Most of you guys will save yourselves than defend your women. By the way, I've taken classes so the robber is going to be in worse shape.

will that same teddy bear go and get you breakfast in bed on sunday morning?!

we all know that two are better than one in front of danger, if your ex ever ran away and saved his ass, then your classes are for him to be kicked to the curb.
Re: Never Ever Let: by StFunmi(f): 12:04am On Feb 25, 2009
NEVER EVER hit a woman, especially while she is giving you a Mouth Action.
Never ever play with a mans ego especially when he's licking your ass. tongue tongue
Re: Never Ever Let: by DaPhoenix(f): 12:05am On Feb 25, 2009
MRbrownJAY:

will that same teddy bear go and get you breakfast in bed on sunday morning?!

The man never did anyway so the opportunity cost forgone is ZERO.
Re: Never Ever Let: by Nobody: 12:06am On Feb 25, 2009
never tell your woman how sexy her friends are,
Re: Never Ever Let: by MrCrackles(m): 12:06am On Feb 25, 2009
Never ever trust Funmi with your dic.k! cheesy
Re: Never Ever Let: by DaPhoenix(f): 12:07am On Feb 25, 2009
Never let a man hear you call him by your jumpoff's name.
Re: Never Ever Let: by Nobody: 12:08am On Feb 25, 2009
DaPhoenix:

The man never did anyway so the opportunity cost forgone is ZERO.
woah, you should therefore write, never ever date a deadbeat.
Re: Never Ever Let: by DaPhoenix(f): 12:09am On Feb 25, 2009
Never let a man know you have seen bigger joysticks grin
Re: Never Ever Let: by StFunmi(f): 12:09am On Feb 25, 2009
Never let a man know you're taking those defense classes. Just let him do something stupid, just go for his groin right away.
That is if the stupid something is not shooting you with a gun.
Re: Never Ever Let: by tope2000(f): 12:11am On Feb 25, 2009
DaPhoenix:

Never let a man know you have seen bigger joysticks grin

so true cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Never Ever Let: by netotse(m): 12:12am On Feb 25, 2009
never let a woman know u dont really care that she's mad at u

@tope2000
i rebuke u in 5the name of Jesus
Re: Never Ever Let: by MrCrackles(m): 12:13am On Feb 25, 2009
Never let a woman know u have bleeped her best friend!
Re: Never Ever Let: by netotse(m): 12:14am On Feb 25, 2009
never let a woman know u think her dress sense is terrible(even tho sadly u still love her for it!)

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