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LastMumu:
Walahi, you mumu o.

No mind that Virgin

cozy7:
Did u say "guitar strings"? Sounds like sambisa forest your dustbin, sorry babe got in there.
Instead of moaning n enjoying d groove, she said what? Only God knows how wide it must be n how many Dangote trailers hv passed there btw new year n now. By d way, u sef way leave work bcoz of woman, come here dey brag say u get "boy"..... U sure say village no dey hungry u?

You know village girls don't trim their pubic hair.

MARKone:
As long long she was twerking right in front of her husband, then no biggie.

All these hypocrites commenting here would love to swap places with 'Josefu' at that given moment.

The only thing Wrong is she posted it on Ig, she's a mother now, a grown Woman.

makzeze:
what is this? is it wild rat, mini kangaroo, wild rabbit?

anyway, becareful of ebola or lassa fever

This thing have drank the water coming out of guinness
Factory.

donbenedict:


Is that an ancestor of rats?

That's a Jack rabbit

Can you bury person way never die?

How come the bride only have fat friends?

midehi2:
same to you...just laff ur diick off

You made my Sunday morning that's for Sure.

All this Bush people go and buy the Movie Sniper then you will come back and give this guy his respect.

ENDTIMEISNEAR:
Masquerade Soldiers moving inside Sambisa Forest

Naija military no get swag

Are you kidding? he's a Sniper ranger dressed in Camouflage to blend with his Surroundings.

midehi2:
don't only laugh your a.ss out, laugh your diick out too

Happy Sunday Darling. Oyeah I'm still laughing my azz off.

ObiOmaMu:
Awww...

John recently wedded his beautiful wife, Adeola and the amazing moment he held her and broke into tears while they had their first dance was captured by Klalaphotography. Why do you think he's in tears? See more photos from the wedding after the cut.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2016/01/nigerian-groom-cries-at-his-wedding.html

The boy remember how much he spent for the wedding, the realize that he's been foooocking her for free for years.

This old mama that finish her last breastfeeding 10years ago.

nwarosa:
Can this power a freezer?

No, but 3.5 luminous can power a small fridge

ojoyentalk:
What is the current price for 2.4kva and 5kva

2.4 with battery will run you about 140k , but 5 kva can run u up to 650k

kingviny:
lol

This murcury once everyone start buying it the price will skyrocket like all the other thieves.

midehi2:
na u sabi

Lmao

midehi2:
a woman without wisdom does that

Yimu

sucess001:
I even been tink say na Ambode Lagos Guvnor be the guy cos I hear say dat guy like punany pass Lagos...

Na Fayose Like possy pass. I done hear hin gist from plenty girls.

Vyolet:
Haters must ways hate, I bet that's the handwork of some baby ice prince refused to look twice.
Picture of maima and Akin body on the bed or adonbilifit.

But if I told you I saw your husband with another woman, you will go home and fight with no proof.

HungerBAD:
Carefully photoshopped pictures.

No evidence of cheating here, moreover how much does a piercing cost that she cannot afford?how much is a ticket she can not afford herself?some times let us give some women credit for taking care of themselves,all expenses included.

Let us not attribute everything a woman does, to the hands of a man, women work and spend on themselves too.

1st Class cost about 5$k then all the 1st Class accommodations, We are talking 20k$ for one Trip, what is she doing for a living? She can definitely afford her own piercings, but she's not important enough to be photographed.

2016Deity:
Story of your life

Iya E

Them take them do ritual? What happened to their eyes.

2016Deity:
Did I say anyone had problems with the questions?

You said silly questions men ask, straight people don't think it's silly.

You are a killjoy. Only a lesbian will have a Problem with this questions

You have a girl friend for the sake of having one, maybe your girl friend is way to young for the level of the kind of relationship you desire. It's not everyone who agree to date you will be your match.You just done have anything in common.

14. Dishonest. A single mother is a LIAR. It’s how she gets what she wants. It’s how she manipulates people. It’s how she takes care of her kids. It’s how she survives in this world.

Single mothers lie. And they LIE ALL THE TIME. They lie to men about their age, their height, their weight, how many kids they have, the job they do.

On top of the lies they tell to others They lie to themselves. They lie about about how beautiful they are. They lie telling themselves they’re still a catch. They lie telling themselves they still have a chance with a good man. They lie telling themselves that their lives will be happily ever after one day.

The horrible truth is without those lies most of those single mothers would realize how pathetic their lives are. How they have no options in the dating scene. That they’re at the bottom of the barrel in the dating scene and the only men who want them are pathetic Manginas and thirsty Simps.

15. Carries Baggage, baggage and more baggage A single mother has more issues than Time and Newsweek combined. And when she’s looking for a man, she’s not looking for an equal caring partner. She’s looking for a Pullman Porter™ to take care of her kids, and clean up her messes with her childrens’ father. Brothers, don’t let yourself get sized up for the white jacket and the bow tie!

Anyway, dealing with a single mother is like walking through a minefield. After several months of being involved with her, it leaves a man anxious and tense because he doesn’t know where to step that won’t lead to an explosion that k!lls him.

That’s why Real Men avoid single mothers like disease.

Real men understand life is too short to put up with someone’s drama and their emotional baggage. We only have a limited time on God’s Earth and who wants to spend it being a Pullman Porter cleaning up someone else’s messes. As I stated before in a previous blog, let that woman take her run over Jimmy Choos and clean up her own mess. She made her bed, now let her lie in the wet spot.

Don’t date single mothers and don’t waste your time with them. There are four billion women in this world. If you’re patient, you’ll find a good one.

9. Distorted self-image Single mothers still thinks she’s as sexy like she was before she had a baby. Only she doesn’t understand how her body has changed. In some cases for the worse.

Single mothers are the type to try to squeeze themselves into sexy outfits like low-rise jeans and cropped T-shirts to show off their belly button, not seeing the muffin top and stretch marks squeezing out over the top of their pants. They’re the type to stuff themselves into slinky spandex dresses, (not aware of that gut, and the cellulite on their asses) and head out to the club. She thinks men are supposed to run up on her offering to buy her drinks. And because a few thirsty simps step to her, she thinks she’s still got it. But the only people who wants what she has to offer are scavengers at the bottom of the social scene.

10. Always the victim. Single Mothers never take responsibility for their actions. The situation they’re in is always the fault of that “no good man”, “these damn kids” their mother or someone else. They never take any time to do any self-examination or make any efforts to change their lives. They’re still looking for some Rich Incredibly Handsome Man™ to put on a cape and play Captain Save-A-Hoe™, sweep her off her feet and take her out of the troubling situation she helped make.

11. Jekyll & Hyde Personality. A single mother will be the sweetest thing when a man first dates her, but a few months into a relationship she turns into a NUTJOB. A man will usually see glimpses of this when she chastises her kids when he first meets them. During that meeting she’ll yell at them and bully them to get them to act right while praising a man like he’s an angel.

It’s all an act. Heaven will turn into Hell around the six month mark.

Once a single mother gets a man settled into her life it’s not common for her to start verbally abusing him and mocking him as she projects all that pent-up rage from those previous failed relationships onto him. And it’s usually around this point that most men realize why this woman is single and why it’s time for him to hit the exit door.

12. Drama Queen. Because a single mother always sees herself as a victim of society, she’s always talking about her problems. And she always has a new trouble to bring everyone. There’s never a good day in the life of a single mother because there’s always some new crisis about to emerge in her life.

The reason single mothers need the drama is because it makes them feel important. It makes people pay attention to them. And when Captain-Save-A-Hoe™ is doting on them trying to solve their problems it makes them feel an artificial sense of value. They need that value to deflects people’s attention from how pathetic their lives actually are.

Manipulative In most cases, a single mother has no interest in a man she’s dating. In a lot of cases she’s just using a guy as a pawn.

13. In most cases she’s dating to make her Baby Baddy jealous. Deep down in her heart of hearts she believes that if she’s seen with someone else who sees her as valuable that he’ll see her as valuable and take her back.

In other cases when she’s not trying to get a rise out of Baby Daddy she’s playing the sympathy card™ using a guy to get gifts, free dinners and free drinks out of him. To a single mother, The men in her lives are just human ATM machines where she whispers a sweet nothing in his ear like a PIN number and money comes out of his wallet.

And because she’s a drama queen who loves to play the victim, the Single mother plays to men’s emotions to get them to react in the way she wants. It’s not common for a single mother to tell her man man about her baby daddy so he can go f!ght him. Or pit two baby daddies against each other. Many a man has wound up either dead or in prison because a single Mother played the victim card™.

A popular author named Shawn James wrote an essay, and it's got people talking!!

ESSAY: WHY REAL MEN AVOID SINGLE MOTHERS
By Shawn James

1. Never Available. A single Mother’s schedule is never open. Single mothers are the kind of women to always cancel dates at the last minute. Something always gets in the way of a man spending time with her. It’s hard to have a relationship with her because she’s never there.

2. YOU are NOT a priority. Usually in a relationship the man winds up DEAD LAST. Behind, her kids, her job, the car, the kitchen sink, the stopped up toilet. Even the dog gets more attention and affection than a man involved with a single mother. Any man who gets involved with a single mother winds up a fifth stringer in a relationship. And he rarely ever gets called up to play.

3. Thinks the world revolves around HER and ONLY HER. A single mother is one of the biggest narcissists on the dating scene. She often thinks that a man has to drop everything in his life to be part of hers and her kids. They’re so selfish they don’t think a man has needs, wants or a life of his own. He’s just supposed to be there to give her everything she wants in life.

4. Emotionally Unavailable- Most Single mothers cannot form an intimate connection with a man because her feelings are invested in other people. Usually her primary focus is on her children.

In addition to dedicating herself to her children, most single mothers have given their hearts to someone else- their children’s father. And those feelings she still has for him will always prevent her from getting closer to you. There will always be some distance between a single mother and the new man in her life.

5. The ex/ Baby Daddy is ALWAYS THERE. A man just doesn’t deal with a single mother. He deals with her ex or her baby daddy as well. And this guy is always hovering around like a helicopter looking to c*ckblock you. Some of these guys still think they have a shot at getting back with her. Others just don’t want to see her happy. A lot of these dudes want to f!ght over her.

Seriously, it’s a game they’re playing with each other. And they’ll be playing that game with each other until their children turn 18 or 21. Head for the exit. It’s just not worth dealing with this fool and his insecure bullshyt.

6. The kids are working AGAINST YOU When dealing with a single mother you also deal with Kids. Kids who still in their little heart of hearts think that Dad will come back and love them.

Seriously, GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE.

7. Those kids will HATE YOU. They will act out to keep you from getting closer to mommy. They will make accusations against you to get you in trouble. Again, it’s just not worth dealing with the bullsh*t to get with a female. There are four billion women in the world. You can find a quality female who doesn’t carry all this baggage or give you this much grief.

8. Entitled attitude Single mothers think because she had a baby out of wedlock the world owes her EVERYTHING. And she thinks she’s the one who deserves the best. Even though she’s usually collecting welfare, food stamps, or child support, in eyes she’s still supposed to be treated like she’s a queen because she popped a kid out of her v*gina.

In their deluded distorted vision of the world Men are still supposed to take her out to the finest restaurants and buy them lots of expensive stuff. And he’s supposed to take care of her kids too, buying them whatever they want while taking a blind eye to their bad behavior.

How much to deliver two batteries to Oniru?