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I wish you can't sleep till you dream about me

I wish roonie would leave islander for me, i'll give him a calabar babe in return

Islander why na? I borrow u this nick "chikala" till further notice

Where your pix?

Omota

Islander, I wish you were mine

@ayusman16
Ya I used MTN gprs when I was blind   Now that I can see clearly,I use Celtel, As for delivery report,I'm a phone guru,I can do and undo on mobile phones,thats why some of my peeps call me phone boy. That is, I know all the settings I need to get a delivery report,so don't be a naughty boy MTN as of 2003 don't give delivery reports, SIMPLE:<

I can do without MTN,presently my MTN sim is in my back pocket.But its pay back time for all the fraud and dubious deduction of my money. That/s why ill continue to use it for free calls,mms and gprs ONLY

@hannydarl,No more war Its nice to know u are back WELCOME

In addition celtel igprs is free and very fast, what's gonna happen when they start billing. It would be mega fast. Mtn gprs is not free but very slow, that's pathetic.
I don't like awoof if Mtn could 2 charge me reasonably.check this out, when celtel was billing, i paid 1naira to check my yahoo mail with flurry, even when i send mails it's still below 5naira sending several mails,i pay an average of 5naira per hour to chat on yahoo messenger via shmessenger application. I download games at extremely cheap rates. I browse through websites for hours and i'm satisfied with the money deducted, i use mig33 for hours with less than 100naira. Isn't that lovely, would i look for awoof if all networks are like this.with mtn gprs u'll pay 6thousand with what celtel will offer u for 1thousand. Don't u know frustration leads to desperation, and desperation leads to discoveries, that's how people get tricks to browse free. No wonder some people make free MTN calls. mtn the fraud king

Hay u didn't talk about the delivery report thing, what about the ringing stuff. I wasn't sent any sms concerning the family and friends neither do i know anyone that got the sms. International calls on celtel is 33naira, mtn 40, u can only say mtn local call rate is cheap if 90percent of your contacts are mtn subscribers, if not it's expensive. U pay 15 to text other networks while u pay 42naira to call. But with celtel i can call 5 people for 15naira or 12naira offpeak and call other sub 39naira, i send free text to celtel sub and 9naira to other,think about it.
About gprs u make me laugh, if u haven't been to Admiralty way lekki, you will say ikeja is for the rich, that is, check out celtel gprs and you'll weep for mtn. Celtel charges 10kobo per kb, mtn charges 60kobo per kb. Common sense would tell u how stupid mtn is. I checked my mail with mtn and sent out some mails, they zoomed off 100naira, that's fraud. I used celtel gprs downloaded shmessenger i stay online with yahoo messenger for 1hour and was billed 3naira, isn't that wonderful. Some nigerians are stupid when they defend people who are defrauding them. Wonder why those from South Africa browse alot with their phones, it's because it's very cheap. Mtn na baba for fraud

Any guy that kills himself for a woman aint a MAN, He's just a girl with a dick
I'm a record breaker, i've dated beautiful girls all my life, from the most beautiful girl in my school, to the most sort after girl on ma street I target them like a Sniper and sneak into their hearts like a serial killer ,I make them understand i got no tear gland, so if she leaves, i'd rather laugh than cry ,I keep my heart to myself cos my instinct do not permit me to trust anyone I think about them when my brain is less busy cos i gotta goal which is my priority .
@topic, the problem with beautiful girls is that they got loads of toasters, and EVERYONE got a price, while u dating them, they constantly meet guys, richer, more handsome, more witty e.t.c than their bf, so your chances of keeping her is very low. My advise to all guys! Woman aint predictable, for the time she's with you, enjoy it while it lasts, spend less, enjoy more(you know what i mean) pay more attention to your goals, career, education e.t.c make her understand she's not a do or die. If she eventually leaves good, she she stays better. With success around you, Beautiful Woman will lick your boxer

Hannydarl my number one enemy on nairaland Long time no see.
@ all, Fela talk am "Suffering and smiling" that's why Nigerians are the happiest(fake) people on earth.If this shit should happen in some countries then the company is calling for serious trouble.We've suffered for over a week.Imagine all Nigerians dumping their MTN sims for a month. mtn will sit up one time.
Anyway i've been on celtel since 2001 and mtn 2003. Mtn is the worst network in Nigeria(I'm excluding Mtel).
My reasons are, 1,Mtn don't give delivery reports for sms as of 2003, that's a disgrace of the highest order.They do now.
2,Mtn rings for less than 30 seconds, just a few seconds better than flashing. So even their caller tune is useless since about 20sec of the song is all u hear. Another rip off of the century
3,MTN everywhere you go, that's the biggest joke of all time, once u move outta Lagos people prefer to use Glo. Mtn is just an illusion in some places. I was in Unilorin, two months ago. The area i stayed once it's evening then u can't make calls with Mtn again, it's either u can't connect or u can't hear what the other person is saying. But Celtel was excellent there.
4,Gprs, Mtn gprs is a complete fraud, it's unstable and very slow, and still the most expensive in the WORLD! At 60kobo per kb.
5, 419, Mtn are the biggest crooks of our time, very dubious but ya'll wont notice. They were the first to say per second billings wont be possible, but glo did and others joined.if MTN was the only network in Nigeria, calls would be at 100naira per minute.
6,MTN extracool, did anyone notice they've cancelled the Family and friends on that package without informing anyone. Yes they did, that's why it's possible for u to change family and friends number on extra cool free, but it's not working. Family and friends is strictly for extra connect now and other postpaid packages.This is another dubious act.
7, MTN Nigeria got the most expensive call rates both National and international, do your calculations and u find out.
More to come, I use my MTN for three things free browsing when my celtel is down, free night calls when i gotta talk for long,free mms when i feel like, so I don't pay MTN for anything, I'm gonna milk their ass

Na today?\ You Never hear of Milk Those Nigerians b4, MTN is in Nigeria to milk ya ass.Ive dumped it for celtel tey tey,but when celtel stops free browsing. ill be back to MTN cos i browse free with that also,, though a snail is faster than their GPRS

We got just two states in Nigeria. Lagos and Ogun.
To cut tha story short i'm from the state that produced all the Yoruba President and Vice president.Obj, Diya,Shonekan not forgeting M.K.O, Awolowo, Fela. I can't SHOUT cause you already know where i'm from.

Acid kokolet is not a derogatory word, it's just a slang for chics.
two, rusty bicycle is a derogatory word and it's degrading
3, I posted twice cos my browser stammers sometimes
4, you like the way I sound and my signature is just a treat for some weak ass nairalanders

Na wa o kokolet acid, are u degrading jay cos of that boy in ya profile, Me i fine pass the boy o, if you won't to see me do drugs and get deported, my arms are widely opened to welcome you home

Na wa o kokolet acid, are u degrading jay cos of that boy in ya profile, Me i fine pass the boy o, if you won't to see me do drugs and get deported, my arms are widely opened to welcome you home

That's cool havanah. You got a crazy pix in ya profile. Are you the other guy? I mean at the left side?

Havanah Don't edit my name, i'm the one and only dapsyc l. next time you do that, i'll add you to da list of ma targets, wanna know what i'm gonnaa do to you? Check my signature

Havanah i trust you nomore, you gotta be another kinda spirit , i'd better run b4 you invade my domain

Havanah u must be taking Ciga from Cuba, Your great grandma is going to be on dreadlocks, broken tooth(extremely black) with the longest koboko(horse whip) you've ever seen.
Your ass is going to be whipped till u can sit nomore. Run now before u even loose ya fingers to the keyboard

I know ya'll stuborn don't be surprised if you see your great grandma's spirit chasing you in ya dreams tonight. I've warned you

I know ya'll stuborn don't be surprised if you see your great grandma's spirit chasing you in ya dreams tonight. I've warned you

I'm sowi to announce the demise of this particular thread. It would be of great favour to u if u stay away from here, that is, no other post after mine,as the living got no business with the dead. I'm sorry also to inform ya'll that hence forth no human being shall be tolerated in this thread. Some Bleep spirit shall from now occupy this place.
this is no joke as any human poster here shall be dealt with severely. We shall steal his/her dreams and replace them with nightmares of demons and devils. Inform others.  

I have to say nothing

Blue is the colour, football is the game,we are together and winning is our aim, Chelsea is our name
this bros above na my home boy at the bridge, Up CHELSEA

Bread winner my ass, I know of a couple who split the bills. The husband pays the house rent, the wife pays the children's school fees e.t.c they both work with MTN Nigeria. My advise for guys is to always stay away from financially dependent woman, they are like pest.When guys are struggling to become successful in school, them girls are f**king around, visiting Silverbird galleria, day and night,the most annoying part is when a girl who's popsie can't buy a bicycle tyre says she can't date a guy without ride,anyway after failing outta school they'll be looking for bread winner, though some girls are exceptional, some become CEO's, some make it to Havard University,Yale,MIT,some are very hardworking,those are my kinda girls, I can date a beautiful stupid girl just for fu+ks sake but marry one,Hell No! I'd rather marry a ugly, intelligent, hardworking woman, Woman eat, men eat. Women go to University, Men do. Women got one head,Men do. Why must they depend on us then? Some parts of Europe where things are damn expensive, husband and wife split bills.
Talking about lies, it's no news that the number of stupid girls overweighs the intelligent ones, so those that enjoy lies are the stupid ones, that's why so many girls here on Nairaland would claim good girls like bad guys cos they are fun, this and that. That also shows the high rate foolish girls on nairaland. For no reason would an intelligent, hardworking, God fearing, emotionally stable, sane girl prefer a bad guy.
Poster they are very few but u'll surely find your special kinda girl

Life o life oooh life o life, duh duh duh. Life's bullshit

Opportunity comes but once you might never meet any other virgin till you die,
this na my personal experience, My first year in higher institution. A pal of mine met this young cute chic, 16 maybe, he told all his pals he got a new girl he loves so much, she's young, this and that, he promised to keep the girl forever, no sex cos he'll like her to remain a virgin.
Unfortunately another pal of ours(the great BOY) stole her number, wined the girl wella, b4 we knew it, BOY took this "innocent" girl to an hotel and fu*k her blue black, the gist got to another guy, also a pal, that one sharp die, another f, k her. To make ma story brief the so called young innocent girl dumped the original bf. Girls can be weird, they like bad things, Young or old, they are unpredictable. I hardly pity them. So poster do whatever u wanna do. Life na choice

Medon don't be surprised if your name doesn't come out, ofcourse i know peeps who scored well below yours and their names are there.
My advise for other prospective jamb takers, if u aint from Kwara or Kogi, stay away from this school. The alternative is to add Abdul to your name for instance Abdul-Emeka lol and claim Kwara, then u are in.
From the statistics on their website, of about 4800 they admitted in 2006, over 2000 were kwara indigene and 1000plus kogi indigene, so the remaining 1000 would be shared by all other states in Nigeria, what a university . Don't be deceived by their stable calender. University of Ilorin admission is all about tribe, they just wanna give the dull people of kwara and kogi a chance to go to school.This na my 50kobo for all prospective students

@topic, Islam is the way of destruction, be very cafeful as the founder of Islam, is a terrorist.
Osama is no terrorist compared to that cunning guy call Mohammed. That same super man Mohammed said God controls human shadow with the Sun, which to Mohammed is mysterious and a miracle but to science the earth movement changes one's shadow,Imagine that thing called Ka'ba where pagans worship, now converted to un "holy" place where u'll face while praying. There's a FAVOURITE leg used in entering the mosque which reminds one of Sango worshippers. Beware of dogs cause they see or send away good spirits, the Alhaji that lives behind my place got 5 different breeds of dogs. FIGHT for allah and great is your reward in heaven, you might want to kill your neighbor so allah would preserve a virgin Alicia Keys for u in heaven to enjoy as a reward for killing non islams, Muslims also have continuous assessment test,5 salat. A muslim friend of mine told me, u got marks for each prayer, the bigger headgear the more marks u get. He also told me after death, some kinda unholy spirits come to play with you in the grave according to each salat.
Ask muslims about the coming back of Jesus and u'll see their funny responses, some would say he's coming back as a muslim to correct the mistakes of the Christians, Some would say he's coming to kill the devil, others don't even know, while some are not sure he's coming back. Don't worry the choice is yours, but be assured we don't serve the same God. I'm writting a book "The case against Islam" When i'm through, i'll unleash some pages here

Why are all arsenal fans trying to cover up with unbeaten,do they issue trophies for unbeaten records, your last two matches draw, lost 4 points, anyway It's time for Chelsea to reduce the gap, sit down and relax, it's time for baba blue to play

Thanks for the draw, it pays chelsea