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I promised arsenal aint winning the league, you've only won against mugu teams, wait till chelsea catch you 4-0

Man u 1 arsenal 0, half time, This marks the begining of the end to Arsenal

Just pray that the power of Kwara/Kogi should not affect you, i checked for 3 people. First had 15/7 his name not there, second had 16/7 his name not there and the third who lied and claimed Kwara state origin, her name is there. it's very simple cos people who got more than her didn't find their names. You gotta be from Kwara or kogi, alternatively you gotta have excellent, So those who got average scores like 8 to 10 in english and 6 to 7 in mathematics and not from the above named state, pls go write another jamb, cos even if there's a seventh list i don't think u'll still be considered

Honsule is no hacker, he's just a fortunate awoof war lord, Celtel will start activating sims very soon, and those that paste their email add here too often, i've submitted your emails to spammers

Tope and honsule you both are local champions . I've been browsing free with celtel and mtn since 2005,recently i;ve stepped up to free calls,day and night.
When the +232 code came out so many people gained from it.Now they;ve changed it and i promise u it would be announced soon for everone,so why the f\\k can't u tell my peeps.
Do u realise telling peeps to leave their emails here,make them exposed to spam mails.
At all,if u leave your email add here again,i;ll give them to spammers to deal with you severely

its out,but majority are people from Kwara and Kogi ,you were warned,if u are not for Kogi or Kwara stay away from this school A word is enough for the prospective jamb takers

I heard Love is blind, so, In your next relationship, keep one eye closed and the other opened, just in case

Olabowale I like you so i'll advise u to be careful with what you worship.
You didn't give me a very good point to convince me about the questions raised earlier.
Anyway more questions.
Do you know the origin or the word "Allah"?
What does Allah mean from your own knowledge?
What does the moon sign mean?
If you agree with me that moon worship has been practised in Arabia B4 Mohammed, doesn't the crescent sign ring a bell?
If indeed Mohammed came to perfect the Bible, why would God create a kinda demeanour that involves war, killing, many wives around the perfector. That makes no logical sense.
Why do they throw stones in Mecca? To the devil? If so, that's the dumbest thing any literate person should believe.
I still have over a thousand questions from the Qur'an, Haddith, but no rushing brother,even if you don't answer my questions, i'll keep updating this thread to inform the misinformed.
Ya'll should read about the Moon God, the Sumerian pagans, the Ka.ba in Mecca, the ways of Mohammed himself, the attitudes of the Arabians(most are heartless devils), the Aboki's in Nigeria(Human life is like that of a chicken to them, especially if u insult their g / G od). It's also funny to hear "god(definately not God) is the greatest , when they are about to kill human beings. Na wa o.

And pls don't make me laugh by calling Allah the same God we serve. It's all wrong. Go and compare islam and the ancient sumerian pagan religion and you'll be amazed

Note Allah is The god of the Moon. Don't be deceived, Wonder why the muslims are so freaked about the moon in almost everything they do.

That guy is right. Allah means The god, Issa also isn't Jesus, it's esau. Arabic name for Jesus is Yesuwa. The Qur'an is a book written by illitrates about a Man who wanted to impose his sexual, terrorist behaviour on planet earth. I wonder why Women believe in a Book that degrades them. Anyway i got thousands of errors and contradictions in the Qur'an, including the dumb things it said about the earth, thank God for the Bible and science.

That guy is right. Allah means The god, Issa also isn't Jesus, it's esau. Arabic name for Jesus is Yesuwa. The Qur'an is a book written by illitrates about a Man who wanted to impose his sexual, terrorist behaviour on planet earth. I wonder why Women believe in a Book that degrades them. Anyway i got thousands of errors and contradictions in the Qur'an, including the dumb things it said about the earth, thank God for the Bible and science.

No hating in this thread, All i Wanna prove is that the Qur'an is fake and written by some illiterates, Here I start

The name for Jesus in the Qur'an is given as "Issa". Yet this is incorrect. Issa is the Arabic's equivalent of Esau, the name for the twin brother of Jacob. The correct Arabic name for Jesus would be Yesuwa, similar to the Hebrew Yeshuwa, yet the supposedly "all-knowing" Qur'an has no mention of it.
I3v: Mountains
Suras 16 :15 ; 21 :31 ; 31 :10 ; 78 :6-7 ; 88 :19 tell us that God placed (threw down) mountains on the earth like tent pegs to keep the earth from shaking - after the earth was formed. For pre- scientific man this would sound logical, since mountains are large and therefore, their weight would have seemingly, a stabilizing effect on the earth. Yet we now know this logic to be quite inaccurate. Mountains were not formed and placed on the earth to render the earth's crust stable. In fact, the very existence of mountains is evidence of instability in the earth's crust, as they are found and pushed up by the colliding of tectonic plates (i.e. the migration of Arabia toward Iran has resulted in the Zagros range, France pushing against Italy produced the Alps, and the Indian plate nudging Tibet has given us the Himalayas):
[16.15] And He has cast great mountains in the earth lest it might be convulsed with you, and rivers and roads that you may go aright,
[Mountains were not cast in the earth in order to keep it from convulsing, they were formed by the earth's convulsions themselves!!! This verse is not correct.]
[21.31] And We have made great mountains in the earth lest it might be convulsed with them, and We have made in it wide ways that they may follow a right direction.
[Again, the mountains were not created to keep the earth from convulsing, they were created as a result of the earth's convulstions.]
[31.10] He created the heavens without pillars as you see them, and put mountains upon the earth lest it might convulse with you, and He spread in it animals of every kind; and We sent down water from the cloud, then caused to grow therein (vegetation) of every noble kind.
[Again, same point. The origin of mountains is not as it says here. ]
[78.6] Have We not made the earth an even expanse?
[78.7 ] And the mountains as projections (thereon)? [88.19] And the mountains, how they are firmly fixed,
[The earth and mountains are not separate entitities they are part of a system of geology]
I3vi: Alexander the Great
In sura 18 : 83-100 we find the story of Dhu al Qarnayn, who is known as the Greek conqueror, Alexander the Great. According to this sura, his power was given to him by Allah (aya 84), which some Muslims contend is an assertion that he had the same prominence as a prophet. But of even more importance to our discussion is the contention, according to this sura, that he was credited with building an enormous wall of iron and brass between two mountains, which was tall enough and wide enough to keep an entire army out (aya 96).
It is simple to test these claims because Alexander lived in the full light of history. Arrian, Quintus Curtius and other historians of repute have written the history of Alexander's exploits. From their writings we know that Aristotle was his tutor. Yet, these historians equivocally make him out as a heathen general whose debauchery and drunkenness contributed to his untimely death at the early age of 33. They show that he was an idolater, and actually claimed to be the son of the Egyptian god Amun. How, therefore, could he be considered to have the same prominence as a prophet, or even, as aya 84 clearly asserts, that Allah was the agent for his power?
Yet, what is even more troubling, there is no historical evidence anywhere that he built a wall of iron and brass between two mountains, a feat which, indeed, would have proven him to be one of the greatest builders or engineers in the history of mankind.
When we find the Qur'an so inaccurate in regard to Alexander, whose history is well known, we hesitate to accept as valuable or even as reliable the statements of the Qur'an about other matters of past history.
I3vii: Creation
Sura 86 :5-7 tells us that man is created from a gushing fluid that issues from between the loins and the ribs. Therefore, in this sura we find that the semen which creates a child originates from the back or kidney of the male and not the testicles.
I3viii: Pharaoh's Cross
In sura 7 :124 we find Pharoah admonishing his sorcerers because they believe in the superiority of Moses's power over theirs. Pharoah threatens them with cutting off their hands and feet on opposite sides, and then says they will all die on the cross. But their were no crosses in those days. Crucifixion was first practised by the Phoenicians and the Carthaginians and then borrowed extensively by the Romans close to the time of Christ, 1700 years after Pharaoh!
I3ix: Other Scientific problems
a. Sura 16 :66 mentions that cow's milk comes from between the excrement and the blood of the cow's abdomen. What does this mean?
b. In sura 16 :69 we are told that honey, which gives healing, comes out of the bees abdomen. Again, what does it mean that honey comes out of a bees abdomen?
c. sura 6 :38 says that all animals and flying beings form communities, like humans. I would like to ask whether this includes spiders, where in some species the female eats the male after mating has taken place. Is that a community like ours?
d. sura 25 :45-46 maintains that it is the sun which moves to create shadows. Yet, I have always been taught that it was the rotation of the earth which caused shadows to move, while the sun remained quite still (i.e. thus the importance of sundials in earlier days).
e. sura 17 :1 says Muhammad went to the "farthest Mosque" during his journey by night (the Mi'raj), which Muslims explain was the Dome of the Rock mosque, in Jerusalem. But there was no mosque in Jerusalem during the life of Muhammad, and the Dome of the Rock was not built until 690 C.E., by the Amir 'Abd al Malik, a full 58 years after Muhammad's death! There was not even a temple in existence at that time. The temple of Jerusalem had been destroyed by Titus 570 years before this vision. So what was this mosque Muhammad supposedly saw?
I4: Absurdities
There are other errors which are statements or stories which simply make no sense at all, and put into question the integrity of the writer or writers of the Qur'an.
I4i: Man's Greatness
Sura 4 :59 states,"Greater surely than the creation of man is the creation of the heavens and the earth; but most men know it not." This implies that greatness is only measured by size; that the mere vastness of the physical universe make it greater than man, an argument which would make a football of immensely greater value than the largest diamond. Our scripture tells us that Man's greatness lies not in his size, but in his relationship with God, that he is made in God's image, a claim which no other animate or inanimate object can make.
I4ii: Seven Earths
Sura 65 :12 reads, "It is God who hath created seven heavens and as many earths." We would love to know where the other six earths are. If these refer to the planets in our solar system, then they are short by two (and now possibly three).
I4iii: Jinns & Shooting stars:
Meteors, and even stars are said to be missiles fired at eavesdropping Satans and jinn who seek to listen to the reading of the Qur'an in heaven, and then pass on what they hear to men in suras 37 :6-10 ; 55 :33-35 ; 67 :5 ; & 72 :6-9.
How are we to understand these suras? Can we believe indeed that Allah throws meteors, which are made up of carbon dioxide or iron- nickel, at non- material devils who steal a hearing at the heavenly council? And how do we explain the fact that many of earths meteors come in showers which consequently travel in parallel paths. Are we to thus understand that these parallel paths imply that the devils are all lined up in rows at the same moment?
I4iv: Solomon's power over nature:
a. Birds and ants
King Solomon was taught the speech of birds (sura 27 :16 ) and the speech of ants (sura 27 :18-19 ). In his battles, he used birds extensively to drop clay bricks on Abrah's army (sura 105 :3-4 ), and marched them in military parades (sura 27 :17 ). He also used them to bring him messages of powerful queens (sura 27 :20-27).
Note: According to the historical record, Abrah's army was not defeated by bricks dropped on their head. Rather, they withdrew their attack on Mecca after smallpox broke out among the troops (Guillame, Islam, pgs.21ff).
b. Jinn
The Jinn were forced to work for Solomon, making him whatever he pleased, such as palaces, statues, large dishes, and brass fountains (sura 34 :11-13 ). A malignant jinn was even commissioned to bring the Queen of Sheba's throne in the twinkling of an eye (sura 27 :38-44).
c. Wind
The wind was subject to Solomon, travelling a month's journey both in the morning and in the evening (though the wisdom of its timing is somehow lost in translation) (sura 3 :11 ; 21 :81).
d. Ants talk
The ants, upon seeing Solomon and his army arriving in their valley (and by implication recognizing who he was), talk among themselves to flee underground so as not to be crushed (sura 27 :18).
I4 v: Youth and dog sleep 309 years
Sura 18 :9-25 tells the story of some youths (the exact number is debated) and a dog who sleep for 309 years with their eyes open and their ears closed (Note Yusuf Ali's attempts to delineate the exact time period of this story in footnote no.2365, and then concludes that it is merely a parable).
The object of this story is to show Allah's power to keep those who trust in him, including the dog, without food or water for as long as he likes.
I4vi: People become apes
In suras 2 :65-66 and 7 : 163- 167 , Allah turns certain fishing people who break the Jewish sabbath into apes for their disobedience. Had Darwin read the Qur'an, his theory on evolution may have parallelled "Planet of the Apes" rather then the other way around.

Thanks for the draw, so liverpool is still behind chelsea and arsenal lost 2 points, I'm not a Man U fan but the Ass Anal i watched today can't beat Man U or Chelsea. Adebayor na spare part dealer, let him learn from the koko master Droooooogbaaaaaa. This is the first full arsenal match i've watched this season, nothing spectacular, still the tap tap thing with little goal sense.

I'm back, but no comment till further notice.

Too bad, you can't even answer a simple question, When was the last time your team Ass+Anal won against Chelsea? please answer my question cos i'm about to unleash another chelsea track on ya'll. That particular track "Blue is the Colour 1972" was a hit, as in top five. So ya'll should download it,use it as an alarm to wake ya up, use it as a ring tone on your phone, have a copy in your ride(foot wagon,okada,auto mobile e.t.c), teach your children,wife husband the lyrics and see if your life would ever remain the same.
Put on your blue wears and join me, Blue is the colour,,,,Till we meet again, I remain the one and only Dapsycool, disliked by Arsenal fans, Cherished at the Bridge(Chelsea), and feared by the reds(Man U)
Sorry if my post shows twice, it's like my browser is stammering, why? I don't know

Too bad, you can't even answer a simple question, When was the last time your team Ass+Anal won against Chelsea? please answer my question cos i'm about to unleash another chelsea track on ya'll. That particular track "Blue is the Colour 1972" was a hit, as in top five. So ya'll should download it,use it as an alarm to wake ya up, use it as a ring tone on your phone, have a copy in your ride(foot wagon,okada,auto mobile e.t.c), teach your children,wife husband the lyrics and see if your life would ever remain the same.
Put on your blue wears and join me, Blue is the colour,,,,Till we meet again, I remain the one and only Dapsycool, disliked by Arsenal fans, Cherished at the Bridge(Chelsea), and feared by the reds(Man U)
Sorry if my post shows twice, it's like my browser is stammering, why? I don't know

I'll be back, Liverpool is now the latest maga on the block,flog their ass or you start going down.

Ya'll wait till we catch you,Chelsea 9- Academy(Arsenal) 0, my next song is coming out soon,, I dislike all Arsenal fans except one, my gf, You got a diary or a memo? Quote this post next year Arsenal aint winning either the premiership nor champions league. You are still jumping like a drunk puma, thinking you are superb but judgement day is fast approaching.Your beat a mugu team 7-0,ya'll screaming like you saw a ghost, Now the Blues publicly disgraced Man City you telling me its just 3 points. B4 i go,always remember, blue is the colour and winning is our aim.
I got a question for ya'll, When was the last time Arsenal won against Chelsea? Someone tell me cos i've forgotten

Ya'll wait till we catch you,Chelsea 9- Academy(Arsenal) 0, my next song is coming out soon,, I dislike all Arsenal fans except one, my gf, You got a diary or a memo? Quote this post next year Arsenal aint winning either the premiership nor champions league. You are still jumping like a drunk puma, thinking you are superb but judgement day is fast approaching.Your beat a mugu team 7-0,ya'll screaming like you saw a ghost, Now the Blues publicly disgraced Man City you telling me its just 3 points. B4 i go,always remember, blue is the colour and winning is our aim.
I got a question for ya'll, When was the last time Arsenal won against Chelsea? Someone tell me cos i've forgotten

Chorus;
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the times
Home or away, come and see us play
You're Welcome any day

Chorus: 1ce

Come to the shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Chorus; 2ce

for the mp3 file of this song mail me at chelseafc_9ja@yahoo.com

Chorus;
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the times
Home or away, come and see us play
You're Welcome any day

Chorus: 1ce

Come to the shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Chorus; 2ce

for the mp3 file of this song mail me at chelseafc_9ja@yahoo.com

Chorus;
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the times
Home or away, come and see us play
You're Welcome any day

Chorus: 1ce

Come to the shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Chorus; 2ce

for the mp3 file of this song mail me at chelseafc_9ja@yahoo.com

Chorus;
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the times
Home or away, come and see us play
You're Welcome any day

Chorus: 1ce

Come to the shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Chorus; 2ce

for the mp3 file of this song mail me at chelseafc_9ja@yahoo.com

Chorus;
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the times
Home or away, come and see us play
You're Welcome any day

Chorus: 1ce

Come to the shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Chorus; 2ce

for the mp3 file of this song mail me at chelseafc_9ja@yahoo.com

Chorus;
Blue is the colour, football is the game
We're all together and winning is our aim
So cheer us on through the sun and rain
Cos Chelsea, Chelsea is our name

Here at the Bridge, whether rain or fine
We can shine all the times
Home or away, come and see us play
You're Welcome any day

Chorus: 1ce

Come to the shed and we'll welcome you
Wear your blue and see us through
Sing loud and clear until the game is done
Sing Chelsea everyone

Chorus; 2ce

for the mp3 file of this song mail me at chelseafc_9ja@yahoo.com

Nairalanders you don come again, so if you are in London, you automatically speak or write good English. It's like when most 9ija peeps travel they start acting weird, How come some English/Americans do badly in SAT verbal section, GRE e.t.c.
Sorry for going off topic but oyinbo man dey shell, as in make stupid grammatic blunders.
@ topic, you are on your own, OYO lo wa

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Efuah thank you, it's all about "give & take" , if you keep collecting without giving, soon you'll choke and die of greed. 9ija babes i beg if you can't give, don't expect nothing in return.

Zeonita na wa for you o, english teacher and no single comma in the trash you wrote. You are a disgrace to English language.
check your trash yourself;
Foster Poster, isolated chic, hermaphoradite, Simple sentence, Disgrace to Africa, african sex on net, Grow bisexual, Sexomanics, Naked women, Masturbating, Female dog,
How does these rubbish relate to what anyone said in the forum.
Also according to you hermaphrodite don't write simple sentence, or don't you know that's what you meant when u said "are u an hermaphrodite, that you can't write a simple sentence." Ode ni e(you be fool)
I'm not a English guru but from the trash you wrote, Omo i better pass you by far, or did you escape from Yaba psycho hospital.

@poster, i resemble your papa, abi na me bring you come Lagos.
@ all girls complaining their bf is stingy, you are all ebina, wetin i go chop, if i date people like you, i'll only f*ck your ass, give u no f*cking money nor gift till u go on exile.
Lazy ass girls go to school, get educated, some of ya mates are CEO's. It's so annoying when girls that their dad can't buy a bicycle tire or eat 3 meals a day complain too much.
I'm not saying guys shouldn't buy their gf gifts but why is it so rare for a 9ija babe to buy gift for them bf. I pray to catch a greedy girl soon, i'll teach her the f*cking lessons of her entire life