See as this tread dry.... Awoof dey tear pocket,MTN sha

SMH

ItzTun3chi:
Which state are you from

Abule sowo

Ok

Some people deserve slap

Sirneij:
Microbiology?With outstanding performance in putme.u are in.

Thanks a lot sir!

Raufrukayat:
You are all welcome to this thread. I am Rauf Rukayat Oluwaseyi popularly known as Ratafar( Esm, 200l). Feel free to ask any question conserning FUTA precisely about SET. By God's we will provide you reasonable and beneficial answers. Thanks

You're doing a great work sis,please I scored 209 in my JAMB and I'm looking forward to studying Microbiology.
Please what are my chances in gaining admission ma?

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If they had used Elnemy,the score wouldn't be much like this......
Dem no use walcott,ospina,welbeck.... Mtcheeeew... Na wa ooo

Petr Cech be like "Ehn Messi sha no score 3 goals for my hand,na just 2"

Buhariiii!!!

Ola dips birthday is on 24th of this month too.

Nche95:
8.. the thing wan make my data exhaust.64MB!! Imagine

That's why you need to buy BlackBerry.

makapella:
Nah,na brotherhood of d cross and star guided by his holiness olumba olumba obu,the sole spiritual head of d universe..king of kings and lord of lords

Ok

makapella:
Ours is 7 bt nt compulsory

You're attending Celestial Church of Christ,isn't it?

7+..... Shalla to the Celestians

Use 500mmg of tramadol and thank me lera

darkenkach:
Search for the owner on Facebook. it would be more easier there.

Who knows maybe nah "Itz Joy barbie" that she's using as her Facebook name Abi no be Naija babes?....

Abegi... She no need it jare....

Someone is missing in the list

Olaniyi Michail Afonja (a.k.a Sanyeri)

He is a comedian and former Governor of Comedy State,he was born on 22nd of August in Oyo state....



#RemarkJamb2016

Informative!..... This is type of post that should make front-page.
NOT
New Olajumoke found in Sambisa Tiwa Savage breast-feed her kid Davido in the toilet

Shalla to #RemarkJAMB2016 candidates anyway

Public stunt

Olusanya333:
there is nothing like 'God will do it.' God can only bless the work of your hands. So man, go work hard.

What's your conclusion?

emmyw:
You have a great chance of gaining admission, read hard for your post UTME, start now to study for the exam.

Thank you.

Elxandre:
The aggregate cut off last year was 65 for catchment, so do the math. You may need to score 80 upwards.
you fit do am

I can't do it,but God will do it.

aidagbon:
. has jamb released dier cut off mark..... tanx

Yes! And it's 180.

emmyw:
If you have any question to ask, feel free to ask, i will answer you.

Please sir,I scored 209 in my JAMB and I want to study Microbiology at Federal University of Technology,Akure.

Please sir,what are my chances of getting admission,please I will be glad if you can reply me...

Chai... I love Blackberry die.... If this Blackberry I'm using currently lost or something happened to it,I will still go for another one.


Shey nah 1 month subscription and 7 days free (MTN) that I want to say ni? Or its portability.

Ayam a student....

Yes,it is true....



I show my girlfriend too much love,thought if I do that she won't even have chance of thinking of having another guy; but now.


She has dumped me and go for another guy.

I'm feeling so sad and heartbroken now.... Ladies are desperate!

@Davido....

Why don't you give him the money that you used to buy the wrist watch? Who tell you say the guy needs a wristwatch...

You should have given him the money instead,and I know Nigerians... That "loyalist" go just pop to an Aboki and buy that N500 wristwatch and the remaining money would be used by him (loyalist) to start a living....

#My opinion.

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it wud eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.... TEACHER..i have my own question,if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person.. STUDENT.No idea sir.. TEACHER..its u because you are on two weeks suspension

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it wud eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.... TEACHER..i have my own question,if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person.. STUDENT.No idea sir.. TEACHER..its u because you are on two weeks suspension