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Ayam a student....

Yes,it is true....



I show my girlfriend too much love,thought if I do that she won't even have chance of thinking of having another guy; but now.


She has dumped me and go for another guy.

I'm feeling so sad and heartbroken now.... Ladies are desperate!

@Davido....

Why don't you give him the money that you used to buy the wrist watch? Who tell you say the guy needs a wristwatch...

You should have given him the money instead,and I know Nigerians... That "loyalist" go just pop to an Aboki and buy that N500 wristwatch and the remaining money would be used by him (loyalist) to start a living....

#My opinion.

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it wud eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.... TEACHER..i have my own question,if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person.. STUDENT.No idea sir.. TEACHER..its u because you are on two weeks suspension

STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How do you put an elephant inside a fridge? TEACHER: I don't know. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. I have another question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in. STUDENT: No sir, You just open the fridge take out the elephant and put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: Let me ask another one. If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, and one animal went missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course! Because it wud eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, it is the donkey becoz it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, 1 last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river full of crocodiles and you wanted to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a boat to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim and cross it because all the animals went to the lion's birthday party.... TEACHER..i have my own question,if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person.. STUDENT.No idea sir.. TEACHER..its u because you are on two weeks suspension

Ki lo kanyin?
No one know that price of rice has changed No one notice that the price of palm oil has changed No one know that the price of ewedu self has changed No one know that the price of condom has changed No one notice that the price of garri has changed
ALL IN THE SAKE OF DEVALUATION OF NAIRA.
Now here talking about bleaching.
#Gerrara here

Weytin she know?

Ktbffh

Yea... I concur... If you also accept that Ola dips is really the best hit LIKE and if you think he's not click SHARE.

Happy birthday to the social media man.

One is missing.


Pako biscuit

In Simi's voice
Does your daddy play football??

No,but an invitation for sex

Pichure of her dead body or adonbilivit

IceDude:
4get that thing jor! Nothing like lassa fever. Some years ago they said we shouldnt eat chicken(Bird Flu), later it was bush meat(Ebola).....Dem don come again with Lassa Fever, wetin we go come eat sef?

Adonhear

Fear of Lassa fever is the beginning of wisdom.

Pichure or adonbelivit.

Abeg who read am finish make you nah summarize.

Even if he dresses like Sango,ko kanye!

Stubborn man!

Weytin make we con do?

Governor of light.

Are you just knowing that

Change your church man

Your pastor na Abija,don't wait for when he go dey bring charm to church that you go run for your life.

allanphash7:
What is liz anjorin

I don't even know Liz anjorin meaning.
Someone should help us.

Goooooaaaal....... Willian

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We need entertaining and educative post now all this selfies/pictures.... Please Seun Osewa,you need to do something about this...
Nairaland is becoming too boring this day.