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PROPOSED SCHOOL CALENDAR FIRST SEMESTER: MONDAY 16 DECEMBER, 2015 TO SATURDAY 16 April, 2016 Monday 16 November, 2015 – Sunday 6 December, 2015 - Online registration for all students (3 weeks) Monday 7 December, 2015 – Saturday 19 December- Arrival of new students (2 weeks) Monday 21, 2015 – Saturday 26 2015 - Christmas Break(1week) Sunday, 3 January, 2016- Arrival of all students Monday 11- Lectures commence for all students Thursday, 21 January, 2015 - Matriculation Ceremony of new intakes (2015/2016 session) Monday, 28 March 2016 – Saturday 9 April, 2016 - First Semester Examinations for all levels (2 weeks) Monday, 25 April 2016– Friday, 7 October, 2016 - SIWES (24 weeks) for all Schools with exception of SAAT and SSTE students. Monday, 11 April, 2015 – Saturday, 23 April 2016- First Semester Break (2 weeks) Thursday 19 May 2015- School board to consider First Semester Results Wednesday 25th May - Senate to consider first semester results Every Wednesday of the week, Lectures to end by 2:00p.m Lecture free for Sporting activities for all students.

***FUNNY BUT TRUE FACTS***
1. Ugly girls are getting married every Saturday,
the pretty ones
will be buying ASO EBI, looking glamorous in
the wedding
pictures, who are you waiting for, Dangote's
son?
2. Shout out to all the girls who feel they need
to wash noodles
before cooking it. I respect your Hygiene.
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will say “DEAR
CUSTOMER, GET YOUR WIFE PREGNANT TODAY
WITHOUT
STRUGGLE, SMS 'CHILD' TO 131”
4. You are 20 years old and dating a 52year old
man and you call
him your baby, is he your baby or ancestor?
Somehow, your
matter dey Shiloh.
5. One good thing about been ugly. At least you
would be least
considered for rituals. Dem no dey use JUJU do
JUJU na!
6. You dey snap Facebook pictures for another
person Hummer;
don't worry Honey, when thieves go find you
come, dem go
nack you Hammer.
7. At the age of 40, you still dey your Mama
House dey drag Head
of fish with your siblings....Cha i! The witch wey
dey your village
carry your picture dey fan herself.
8. You be house boy and you dey sing "I'M THE
BOSS" BY RICK
ROSS Mehn you get case for Cele church
9. Bossy girls be like '' before I think of dating
him, he must
TOAST me for at least 6month. Dont worry,
25yrs from now..
You will be in Shiloh for miracle marriages.
10. You are a first class graduate at 40years
without any job and
you dey follow Lil Wayne dey sing "I AIN'T GOT
NO WORRIES".
My Dear, even the devil is weeping for you.
11. Opportunity knocks but once, my brother
sister, If you hear a
2nd knock, My Brother/My Sister, check well, na
Jehovah witness.

A Lesson In Psychology
- When A Person Laughs 2 Much Even On Stupid
Things,
Be Sure That Person Is Sad Deep Inside.
- When A Person Sleeps Alot, Be Sure Dat Person
Is Lonely/ Depressed.
- When A Person Talks Less, And If He Talks,
He Talks Fast Then It Means That Person Keeps
Secrets.
- When Someone Can't Cry Then That Person Is
Weak.
- When Someone Eats In Abnormal Way Then
That Person Is In Tension.
- When Someone Cry On Little Things Then It
Means
He Is Innocent & Soft Hearted.
- When Someone Gets Angry On Silly Or Small
Things It Means He Is In Love.

Though my maths teachers does that too but that made me a hard nut to crack in maths work

[quote author=bogolobango post=34016479]@MuguliciousMUGU i wont blame u look at ur username u re a bigtime mugu cos the money Jonathan gave to fashola belongs to jona family

Correct...my guy head dey there

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Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and win
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Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge N100
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Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge N500 and win
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Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"
Na only for Nigeria we dey count money after we
withdraw am from ATM because we no even
trust ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your
light bill (wat a pity)
Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light
make e quick change from Red to Green.
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke,
Recharge Card, Chin chin,
Puff puff and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...
Trust me.
Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of
Mechanical
Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station.
na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use
Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once.You be
Bill Gates? Abi na you invent internet?
Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey
work as generator repairer.
Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say
make u no forget to return d bottle.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see
madman dey control traffic,
people wey their head correct dey
obey...
Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native
doctor on how to make quick money.
Na only for Naija u go wish somebody 'happy
birthday', he go answer 'same to u'.
Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA
HAS RELOCATED"
.. im proud of dis my country we dey unik.
I take God beg u to SHARE dis message to reach
every body to love dis nation.

20 Habits for Success
I Learned Working
for Two Billionaires
by Paul C. Brunson
I have spent decades “being educated” —
in college, graduate school, numerous
professional certifications, and now a
Ph.D. program. All of that schooling and
training helped shape the person I am
today, but at no point in my life has there
been a more profound education than my
time working for Enver Yucel and Oprah
Winfrey.
Enver and Oprah are two extraordinary
people. And on top of that, they’re both
billionaires. On the surface, they appear to
be totally different people. They are in
different industries, have different family
structures, practice different religions, and
speak different languages. However, once
you get past their written biographies and
dig deeper, you will notice they possess
many of the same successful habits.
I had the opportunity to work with both
Oprah and Enver for six years collectively
and those were, hands down, the best
professional experiences of my life. I
worked my ass off for them and in doing
so absorbed everything I could.
It’s my honor to share with you what I
learned from them. Here are the 20
successful habits I learned working for
two billionaires:
1) Invest in Yourself
This is a very simple concept, but
something you would think someone
who has “made it” would stop doing. Not
at all for these two. I saw them both
spend a significant amount of time
dedicating their resources to self-
development (whether it be a new
language, exercise, social media classes,
etc.). The moment you stop investing in
yourself is the moment you have written
off future dividends in life.
2) Be Curious… About Everything
What the average person sees as
mundane or overly complicated is not
viewed the same way with a billionaire
mindset. I once had a 30 minute
conversation with Enver about the height
of the curbs in Washington DC versus
Istanbul, Turkey. Billionaires are incredibly
curious; what the rest of the world thinks
is a problem and complains about —
that’s what these people go and work on.
3) Surround Yourself With “Better” People
I hope this is why they kept me around.
Seriously, I never knew my bosses to
keep anyone less-than-stell ar in their inner
circle. There were many times I thought
to myself, “Damn, they have dream-
teams built around them.” Jim Rohn had it
right, “You are the average of the 5 people
you spend the most time with.”
4) Never Eat Alone
The last time I had dinner with Enver, as
well as the last time I ate dinner with
Oprah, there were easily 15 people at our
tables, respectively. Coincidence? While
most of us derive our key information
from blogs or the newspaper, power
players get their information from the
source (other power players), directly.
However, just because you can’t call up
the Obamas and break bread with them
doesn’t mean eating with others in your
circle doesn’t carry value. In one of my
favorite reads of the last few years called
Never Eat Alone, author Keith Ferrazzi
breaks down how you can identify
“information brokers” to dine with you.
I’ve seen first hand how enormous the
benefits are of this strategy.
5) Take Responsibility for Your Losses
I was working for Oprah during the time
she was taking heat from the media about
poor network ratings. I was also working
for Enver during the closing of one of his
prized divisions. What I witnessed them
both do in response was powerful.
Opposed to covering the losses up with
fancy PR tactics, both stepped to the stage
and said in essence “I own it and I’m
going to fix it” and dropped the mic.
Guess what? They sure did fix things (It’s
widely noted Oprah’s network is realizing
ratings gold and Enver’s assets have
probably doubled since the division
closing).
6) Understand The Power Of “Leverage”
This is something that was quite a shock
to me. From afar, a billionaire appears to
be someone who is a master at
everything. But, in truth, they’re
specialists in one or a few areas and
average or subpar at everything else. So,
how do they get so much done?
Leverage! They do what they do best and
get others to do the rest. Here’s a great
article on leverage. Keep in mind I see this
done with wealthy people and their
money all of the time — they use OPM
(other people’s money) for most or all of
their projects.
7) Take No Days Off (Completely)
I recall going on vacation with Enver
several times, yachting up and down the
southwestern coast of Turkey (also
known as the blue voyage). Sounds
ballerific, right? No doubt we had a great
time, but mixed in with all that swimming
and backgammon was discussion of
business, discussion of strategy, planning
and plotting. The best way I can describe
this habit is thinking about your business
or your idea like your literal baby. No
matter your distance, you don’t stop
thinking of him/her (and after just having
a second son, I can attest to this).
Focus On Experiences vs. Material
Possessions
When you have money, your toys are
big. However, the vast majority of
money I saw spent on their “leisure” was
on actual experiences versus the typical
car, jewelry, and clothes we’re familiar
with seeing in music videos and gossip
blogs. I recall one time at dinner with
Oprah, I spotted a table of about 20 girls
off to the side. I later found out Ms.
Winfrey was treating some of her
graduating girls from her school in South
Africa to dinner in NYC. Experiences create
memories, and memories are priceless.
9) Take Enormous Risks
This is another one of those successful
habits every entrepreneur can attest to. A
matter of fact, Entreprenuer.co m created
a great infographic outlining
commonalities of the world’s billionaires
and one of the most prominent was this
characteristic: billionaires are not adverse
to risk. What intrigues me even more
about Enver and Oprah was that even at
their high financial status and success
level, they still possessed a willingness to
risk their most precious asset (their name
and legacy) on new and bolder projects.
If you’re not taking risks, you’re not
making moves!
10) Don’t Go At It Alone
Nothing great in life is achieved alone.
Especially in business, success isn’t a solo
act. This character trait is akin to
“surrounding yourself with better people.”
It takes teamwork to make the dream
work.
Entrepreneur - Start, run and grow your
business.
entrepreneur.com

NAIJA MENTALITY
~ All softdrinks are called mineral.
~ All Fathers came first position while at school.
~ India beat nigeria 99~1 because the ball was
turned into Lion.
~ If your wealth starts
reducing it's your village people dat are
doing u.
~ Rice and stew....Every Sunday
afternoon.
~ Every commodity outside
Africa
is original.
~ Anybody with HIV/AIDS got it
via s*x.
~ She's a Calabar girl...Chai she go
sabi do.
~ Every seasonin cube is maggi.
~ U must finish the rice before u touch d meat.
~ Every toothpaste na maclean.
~ Every insecticide na Fleet
~ Every detergent na omo.
~ Any rich hausa is an 'Alhaji', d
poor ones na 'Aboki'...shuo!
~ U smoke, u b armed robber!
~ If u find money on d floor,
pee
on it before pickin it up, else u
turn to Yam!
~ Only science students are
smart.
~ Once u travel overseas u must
be very rich (as if dem dey share
money on the plane)
~ Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg...lol
~ Every girl dat plays and jokes
with a boy, has slept with him.
~ U must buy bread when
traveling.
~ When u lose a tooth, throw it
on the roof of d house and run
round the house 7 times"
~ Every noodle is called
indomie.
~if any girl too fine...na
Ogbanje..
and all the worwor pple na
witch ....
~anything wey bite u for night
na
mosquito.
Naija I hail oo

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please someone should tell me when the freshers will resume and when their registration will commence

Galatasaray Sign Drogba
Ivory Coast captain and former
Chelsea striker Didier Drogba has left
Shanghai Shenhua to sign a 1-1/2 year
contract with Galatasaray, Turkish
broadcaster CNN, Turk said on Sunday.
The channel did not give any more
information and Galatasaray could not
be reached for immediate comment.
The 34-year-old, who is on Africa
Nations Cup duty with his country,
moved to China after helping Chelsea
win the Champions League last May.
Drogba signed a 2-1/2 year deal with
Shenhua in June that was, according to
media reports, worth around $300,000
a week.
However, the Shanghai-based Oriental
Sports daily said last month that the
player was owed money by the club.
Drogba applied for permission to leave
on loan before the January transfer
window but world soccer’s ruling body
FIFA refused the request.
The striker returned to Chelsea to train
at his former club in a bid to stay sharp
for the Nations Cup, fuelling media
speculation of a return to Europe.
If his move to Turkey is confirmed, the
transfer will come less than a week after
Netherlands midfielder Wesley Sneijder
joined Galatasaray from Inter Milan

i need a job,i am an o.n.d holder,i studied accounting.i am searching for banking job.please if you have any information,drop it on the comment box.

MANY times I have hinted at
what I call the ambivalence
of Nigerians about
corruption. Indeed, what I
mean is that we are all
hypocritical about our
concern over corruption.
Otherwise how is it that
very often those who are
ostensibly in pursuit of
transparency or those
fighting corruption are
invariably caught in the
very act of corruption?
What I see most times are
people who are incensed
that someone else is doing
the stealing, and not them.
Given half a chance, they
out-steal the people they
were criticising yesterday.
Oh; the smart phrase
nowadays is “the hunter
becomes the hunted”! In
other words, the thief and
the “catcher” easily trade
places!
The common axiom is that
while you are pointing a
finger at someone, three
other fingers are pointed
directly at you while one,
the thumb points upwards
in obvious non-
commitment! Another way
to put it is to call attention
to the man in the mirror.
He may, in fact, be the very
thief you are looking for. In
one of my articles in the
eighties I propounded a
theory that the decibel of
the noise of a Nigerian is
directly proportional to his
distance from an
opportunity to steal. The
nearer he gets to the
opportunity, the less his
noise.
When he finally arrives at
the opportunity, he is dead
silent! Until a man has been
“politically
exposed” (apologies to Mrs.
Farida Waziri, ex-EFCC boss)
and comes out clean, I can
never take him serious.
Assets declaration and
the law
That brings me to the noise
from the opposition since
Sunday 24 June 2012 when
President Jonathan insisted
during the Presidential
Media Chat, that there was
nothing in the law that
compelled him to declare his
assets publicly.
First, how could we
Nigerians have forgotten so
soon that this matter was
always hotly debated in
various constitutional
conferences and we were
given cultural reasons why
we would not allow it,
including the ridiculous
excuse that relations would
prey on you if they know
what you have? It was our
choice that public
declaration of assets was
not necessary. And we have
not changed the law.
Although during the media
chat, the President kept
saying that it was “a matter
of principle”, I believe that
he meant it was a matter of
choice. Many people had run
away with the wrong
notion that the President
refused to declare his assets.
I believe that, as President,
he had declared his assets as
required by law. Declaration
of assets is compulsorily
done by a public officer
latest within three weeks of
taking office and after
leaving office. In some cases
even before you take the
oath of the office. If a
public officer wants to
make his declaration public,
that is his choice. Not
making it public does not
detract or conceal anything
because the declarations are
VERIFIED!
Making a declaration public
should no longer be an issue
to be politicised today given
the Freedom of Information
Act. Under the Act, anyone
interested in assets declared
by a public officer can apply
to have them. It serves no
useful purpose, even as
mere symbolism, in our anti-
corruption war except to
satiate the pallet of a
society with a huge
pornographic appetite for
salacious stories.
In my view a better way to
fight corruption is through
tightening the loopholes
within the system, tighter
and more open budgeting
system, strict enforcement
of laws, effective tax
system that retrieves what
is stolen and jails the culprit
for tax evasion if we can’t
nail him on graft and our
society being more
courageous in shunning
unexplained sudden wealth,
on the one hand. We can all
see that the present catch
am, catch am method of
anti-corruption crusade is
not working and can never
work, no matter how many
people symbolically declare
their assets publicly.
Hypocritical opposition
On the other hand, I think
the opposition that is railing
at Jonathan is annoyingly
hypocritical. The leaders of
the opposition have held
public offices. Some just left
office.
I think a better way to
pressure Jonathan to
publicly declare his assets
should have been for the
opposition leaders to cast
the first stone by declaring
their own assets publicly.
Some of the hypocritical
opposition leaders are linked
with assets they could
never have acquired even if
they were to earn a million
Naira a month all their days
in public office!
And why do Nigerians still
think that it is only the
President, Governors and
Ministers that can be
corrupt? Until recently, who
would have believed that a
director in the civil service
could keep N2 billion cash in
his house? Some of those
civil servants with torn T-
shirts and worn shoes have
estates all over Abuja and
mansions in their villages!
The so-called private sector
may even be more corrupt
than the public sector. After
all, apart from direct filching
of public funds, many
instances of bribing are
masterminded by the
private sector. If we are
going to be serious about
the war against corruption
in Nigeria we must first of
all appreciate how pervasive
it is and stop playing politics
with its eradication.
NYSC and Boko Haram
AFTER the 2011 post
presidential election
violence, the Director
General of the NYSC
promised that youth corps
members would no longer
be posted to states where
they would be exposed to
danger.
The killing of corpers has
continued with the
terrorism in some Northern
states. Many parents are
now worried that their
wards are being posted to
violence-prone states in the
North where these corpers
cannot go to church, market
or even to their place of
primary assignment without
being killed, and at a time
some state governments
have sent buses to evacuate
their students from those
states! The NYSC should not
expose graduates to

Darey Oladepo > Life
Darey Oladepo > Visionary
youths
why are 2day youth lacking
wisdom, why is nigeria
educational system
deterioting,there is increase in the
failure of d examination
conducted by d different examing
bodies,student no longer take
their academics serious,they now
prefer entertainment and media
than their studies,every youth
want 2 get rich without caring
where d money wil cum 4rm,they
want 2 buy luxurious cars,build a
numerous houses but they don't
plan their future towards
achieving this goal,they are
imitating d westhern world
where morals are really going
down the drain all day,there is no
any good role model dat can
inspire d them,all d role models are
not worthy of emulation ranging
4rm d
politicians,musicians,entertainers
etc.african tradititions are fading
away.they no longer have regard
and respect for elderly one's,i
wonder how d next generation
wil be,when this very civilization
tins is eradicating gud moral in
our youth of 2day.i nw ask hw
can we return d lost things into
dis planet?
If u want a change,like and
comment.

pls nairalander i need ur advice on dis issue,dis thing happen to my one of my frnd.There is d girl dat he is dating,my friend is a yoruba guy while d gal is an igbo gal,they hv group,so another frnd of mine is dating another gal in d group,so she reveal d secret 2 my first first frnd dat d other d other is playing him and trying to extort money from him,he need ur advice,wat should he do?

How can u make a girl to luv u without spending much money on her.i need your suggestions[color=#990000][/color]

My name is daniel,i hail from lagos state,my friend name is bidemi while this girl in question is keji.bidemi and keji have been dating for about 2 years now,but some reasons,they both quit the relationship,but this same girl had approach me for love and i don't love her,because i have my own girlfriend,though i took her like a friend,she said if i don't agree she will kill herself.what can h do? Advice are needed urgently

Lola,u are u indeed a good writer,T.J is a sharp guy,no dulling gal

Don't u think dat d gov't are also involve in dis bomb blast issue because dey are d one sponsoring d boko haram sect. Don't u think dat d gov't are also involve in dis bomb blast issue because dey are d one sponsoring d boko haram sect. Don't u think dat d gov't are also involve in dis bomb blast issue because dey are d one sponsoring d boko haram sect.