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I no fit laff oo

godoluwa:
hello house. pls i wanna fund my surebet247 account but i wanna ask these questions; can i fund my account via bank deposit? do they offer bonus as a first timer? how fast & method of payment withdrawal? i have an account with merrybet(yet to be funded) and nairabet too. which of the 3bookies can i go for? thanks

Fastest payout - Merrybet

Lowest stake: Surebet

I don't av an account with nairabet but I think they r Aldo reputable judging from d number of ppl using dem here... and no I vnt been awarded bonus for deposits.. in fact contrary is the case

Happy new Year from Villa...hoping to auction off my plots of land and personal belongings so I fit comot villa and join u guys fully next week

LMAO

ikekings:
Lol.. See dem.. Villa is not my portion.

.Igwe don tell me make I reserve u 2 plots of land for your impending visit tonight hehehe

ikekings:
I love this combo. Make I review am b4 staking my 2015 house rent.

ok ooo

maxddude:
[b]10 Types Of People You Will Meet At Every
Football Bet Shop
1. Ticket Reprinters.....
These ones will collect your ticket and ask the
attendant to reprint it the moment they see
your winnings
2. The Questionnaires.....
The ones who will ask you if you think Chelsea
will handicap Hull City or otherwise
3. Almost Won Ticket Keepers.....
The ones who always keep their "Almost won
tickets" just to show to everybody that " na only
one 1 team spoil d ticket *rotfl*
4. The Boasters.....
The ones who will boast as if they are the ones
who will play the match. These people can even
swear with their lives e.g if Madrid no beat Celta
Vigo, make I no prosper for life
5. History Tellers......
The ones will tell everybody that they ought to
have won N100, 000 yesterday, if not for
Barcelona who bleeped them up
6. The Advicers.....
The ones who will advise you on the right thing to
do. They claim they know in and out of
football.. For example, chairman abeg no give
Man Utd Straight win against Sunderland ooooo,
otherwise na dem go spoil ur ticket
7. Toilet Roll Players....
I call these people greedy dudes, they will
accumulate up to 28 matches because they want
their standard of living to change
8. The Admirers....
The ones who are there to collect your ticket and
check it. After checking, they will tell you that "
bros I swear dis ur ticket make sense die, e be
like say I go reprint am" **if I hear say dem
reprint am **
9. The Confused Niqqas....
The ones who are confused cos little do they
know about football, Just a little persuasion or
discouragement will do the magic will put them
in doubt. Tell dem to give Osasuna straight win
against Barca and dey won't hesitate
10. The High Self Esteemers...
These people will not want to be on the queue cos
they want to play a game of N1, 000 and above..
They make every other person look like they are
jobless and have got time to waste. They will just
go straight to the attendant and give their
games to him

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bros u are fogerring these set of ppl
BONUS CATEGORY: The virtual players

These ones are in the betting shop 24/7....u begin to wonder if they av any gainful employment.
dey bet on anything from virtual football,horse racing,cycling,even dog wey dey run for street dem dey stake upon am self..lol

suxxman:
Ayaf die. Fenerbache ooooo. Who don see this kind short trip to the city before?? Woke up this morning, took the early morning bus to the city, only for me to be trekking back to the Villa by Nightfall. Chai!! Wat a bad end to the year of 2014 for me.

posts like this are why am so addicted to the thread..not laffing at his misfortune but the way u guys write self..una no go kill person with laffta..
sorry for your loss bro

MikkeyJ:
Villa tinz? Chai punting sef. Journey mercies bro.
Bring plenty foodstuffs wen comin back.

lwkm.. Villa kor Aso Rock villa ni? sebi na La casera and gala I should buy for u wen coming abi?

Friday games #staked..will be taking a break from betting for a while, in order not to run into losses (or villa as guys here call it lol).. from Lukesmith,Calebsky,Monsuru,sagebiz,Abimbola,LaGa2much and to all d funny ppl on this thread...gonna miss u all.we see next year on season 9 I presume..one love guys..peace

one more to go fernabache..pls score one more in Jesus name I pray Amen

FERNABACHE.. it is well oo

FERNABACHE OOO

op oya come drop fixed matches oo

LaGaTumuch:
Yes...it has been casted into that sea of loosers where U belong.
ALIKA like U.

some ppl take delight in casting ppl's picks..nice response. loolzz

elmisti:
Well, reason like human for now, its totally possible for me to misplace a ticket, and for a fact, dey av a mainframe that stores infos like that whch means they automatically av it, my agent is suppsosed to be able to make a request for d code or beta still, re print a ticket. #no offence abt d first statement

one love bro

elmisti:
guys is it tru that a misplaced ticket can not be regenerated, cus sincerely speaking, that is insubordination, since it is computer generated they surely have a way of getn me my winning code. nairabet is duping me oooooooooooooo

read what u just wrote again and see if it makes sense to u..no offense tho'

Abeg guys I need a link to chk Israeli cup live scores..dunno wats wrong with live score.com

LaGaTumuch:
**STAKE YOUR PAPA MUD HOUSE AND THAT HIS OLD BEETLE**

1. 23.12.14 20:45
Cowdenbeath FC - Heart of Midlothian (Under/over 1.5 goals)
Championship / Scotland / Soccer
Customer type: over @ 1.16
Result:

2. 23.12.14 11:00
Berkuty Kubani - Sahalinskie Akuly (1X2)
MHL / Russia / Icehockey
Customer type: Berkuty Kubani @ 1.40
Result:

3. 23.12.14 13:00
Sibirskie Snaiperg - Avto Yekaterinburg (1X2)
MHL / Russia / Icehockey
Customer type: Sibirskie Snaiperg @ 1.37
Result:

4. 23.12.14 16:00
Diyarbakir BB - Galatasaray Istanbul (Second team to score in both halves)
Turkiye kupasi,Group G / Turkey / Soccer
Customer type: Yes @ 1.90
Result:

Total odd: 4.22


...don't forget to stake all your belongings plus your girlfriend's pant...

mehn see as football market dry today .make I go rush play dz one

Oboi.....

morning guys.ain't nothing sweeter than waking up in the morning and seeing your account fatter overnight..Calebsky,tanks for d Houston Rockets tip..I add Los Angeles over 203.5 and viola!!..
Oha Luke Smith,nice work..biko,av mercy on us with naija bookies,try a litte NBA too.tanks

Calebsky:
just follow good tips from some brothers here..do a little remix and play them safe......determine the odd you want.
no complexities...just simple 'safe' arrangements....actually nothing is safe here...but with an eagle's eye you can decipher a safe tip

tanks bro.punting no b beans..BTW wen do u normally open a new thread?

Calebsky:
dat kind of laughter can only mean one thing...the person don chop bele full....hope you gerrit.

Last week alone...i turned 5k to over 375k in 3 days

Day 1....i used the 5k on 10 odd
Day 2....i used the 50k on 2.7 odd
Day 3...i used 100k on 3.2 odd

I paid out sharp sharp.

It's like same cycle wants to repeat itself this week.

Mind you this is aside the numerous scattered bets placed here and there in differnt bet accounts.

bros no b say I dey laff dem o.its just d way guys on write..u can't help but laff..
biko,pls gimme a lowdown on aw u do the profit..am stuck on my initial deposit for a week now

LaGaTumuch:
Yes bro....dats how most of us roll here....I'm waiting for the new thread to begin so I drop one old trick we use in rubbing "cameroun pepper" for bookies eyes.
I wan use dat pattern buy Aeroplane sef....
Make I laff dat winch laff small......Kikikikikikikiki

person way no sabi betting go tink say na comedy thread b this...I always laff daily.. like one guy saying he took nite bus to villa..and another saying he auctioned his hectares of land in order to leave villa Lol

and wat about d guy saying Baba God na me chop red apple no b Eve..d kain laff I laff that day ehnn

Calebsky:
i see you....make sure you return it doubled o....because the way am watching you it's like you want to return hers and keep the profit..hahaha

doubled it is,!! if she ask I go say na Father Xmas drop am. c'est fini

LaGaTumuch:
BooooMsHakaLa!!

Staked: N15,000
Returns: N40,200
Profit: N25,200

This meat sweet die I swear. Abeg who get toothpick here?

mummy go just see say her money double for purse tomorrow morning

Calebsky:
Chester
Liepzig?

Set-Up?

broda mi na so ah see am oh.. Chelsea don complete my win+over 1.5 goals na dem mumu Lezpig go concede for 90 mins..mtssssw

Darey00:
1. Stoke v Chelsea- Second team to with either half @1.35
2. Juventus v Napoli- BBTS @1.75
Odds: 2.36..
Confidence: 80%

BOOM.. WON..Who went with me?

Calebsky:
Morocco
18:30 Hassania Agadir - Mas Fes 6+ 12.50

I specifically said there will be goals here....and the wise would have gone for over 1.5, over 2.5...the odds were quite good
I played over 2.5, over 3.5, and over 4.5

I played over 1.5

mehn Napoli dey vex oo

LaGaTumuch:
**STAKE YOUR PAPA HOUSE AND THAT HIS OLD VOLVO **

1. 22.12.14 21:00
Stoke City - Chelsea FC (1X2 and Under/Over 1.5 goals)
Premier League / England / Soccer
Customer type: Chelsea and over @ 1.85
Result:

2. 22.12.14 19:30
Husa Hassania Agadir - Mas Maghrib A Fes (Under/Over 1.5 goals)
Botola / Morocco / Soccer
Customer type: over @ 1.45
Result:

Total odd: 2.68


...in fact, if you no get money to play this game; go raise your mama pillow collect that small change she dey hide dia use stake am...

ain't nobody got time for that bro...I don already steal some change from her purse wen she was sleeping.. hehehe

who are d Christian terrorists again..wetin una dey do with my school website naa