₦airaland Forum

Oloripelebe:
Itesiwaju Eko... Abeg no allow flatinoooos near dat water o

This zombie doesn't know he his being cheated


This zombie doesn't know that this crappy project costed the Lagos State government billions of Naira

This zombie who doesn't even pay his tax does not know that Lagos is under performing even amongst shit hole cities to the detriment of the taxpayers and well meaning lagosians irrespective of tribe

But as far this zombie would borrow money to buy data and shout Igbo upandan he is truly happy

Yobeezy:
Correct,you're the giant of Africa in reproducing and nothing more!

Argue with your favorite Nairaland

"our country Nigeria is the giant of Africa"

bujebudanu1:
Parents pls learn to listen to ur children, your over strictness is the reason why we get raped but u don't get to know about it, we get molested, abused, enslaved, even get unwanted pregnancy & abortions without you getting to know about it. Mummy and Daddy I don't want to school in Madonna university Nigeria anymore if this is de only medium through which you will listen to me.




Common sharap

First of all.i hate all the priest.cos those guys are nothing but evil people and pretenders
Op. See there are good and bad situations in Nigeria schools, Even abroad there are schools with bad reps in whichever form.

Father edeh didn't force anybody to come to his school.if you feel you can't stay.you can quietly walk out.
All these your stories won't do anything .if you can afford convenant , Babcock you can go and enjoy your money.

With the punishment , discipline and bad governance the students are still graduating.and yes I am a graduate of Madonna University.

I have series of experience (bad ones)2014 my s3 Samsung shasha was smashed I couldn't do anything cos I enrolled myself to the school because my parents couldn't afford Babcock so I had to face whatever situation .


If you feel you can't stay go babe.this won't change anything.father edeh or nuc doesn't listen to news so your complains are limited to nairaland, Facebook or Twitter.

It can't change anything

I spent 5years .I'm a living testimony of hard training and bad conditions

You just wasted money to suffer for nothing. An Absu graduate is waaay better than you


Please you just spent 11years in secondary school you are not a university graduate Biko

thesicilian:
That's some serious money.

You obviously didn't read the post

Madonna university of comedy

The Bible is still the most important book

What audacity. Very soon 200+ soilders go soon die

All this so called mistakes are nothing but inferiority complex

If America brings slangs it becomes American English

But if millions of Nigerians keep on saying the same thing which has same meaning to them and is perfectly understood by them we are wrong Shay?

Brazilian Portuguese differs from European Portuguese and yet nobody is wrong

Adekcrown:
This babe is quiet average in beauty... congrats anyway... we afonja's rocks academically

We this we that

There is no we, ethnicity or tribalism in what she has achieved. Wake up and get a life!!!!

What have your likes done with their wretched lives

The North is the problem of this hell hole



Fear North

NairobiWalker:
So Lebanese are building your pride and you're here accusing East Africans and South Africans of being lazy? Lebanon, a country the size of an estate in Lagos building for you? And you call yourselves the giant?

Our country Nigeria is the giant of Africa.(even your favorite Nairaland agrees)

200million people think so (about 20% of African population)

Over 2million monikers on Nairaland are constantly reminded just incase they forget(all Kenyans here inclusive)

I came here to read comments

Powers of his father's house now commonly referred to as village people finish work for him body

At least he is an Engineer not like some people using nepa bill as certificate

What a joke for a university

phemmyutd:
You just wrote rubbish.

How dare you compare Tinubu and Saraki? You must be high on something.

For your Information I am from Kwara South. The last bye election is putting Saraki on seriously fire and he is feeling the heat.
His downfall did not start today, it started last year November when they conducted LG election. The kind of opposition that stood against him in Ilorin were massive. Did you know that some ward do not have Councillor in Ilorin because it was won by opposition.

Don't deceive yourself online, Saraki game is up already. Everyone now has the moral to come out to vote against any of his candidate.
Rafiu is popular and he is from my LG, but He can not stand Lola Ashiru as of today. Saraki do not have any backing to rig election any more. People are now more inform.

Let me tell you that there was no primary election between Rafiu and Fatai, He imposed Fatai on Kwara South. All these useless story he is now forming were raised during primaries that Rafiu should do 8yrs and he refused saying that Rafiu was in House of Rep. for 4yrs and Senate for another 4yrs making him to complete 8yrs at National level, that Fatai should take his turn, now that it's so obvious that his dynasty can not safe any candidate he is now looking for a popular candidate to use

Whether Tinubu or saraki. They both slave masters whose cronies must be voted out

Nigerian youths stop loving your chains

mtisTheQubit:
dont care it just look sh**t

Couldn't expect less from a dumb Kenyan who spends all day googling about Nigeria

Toblesh:
It was taken in France

Ode

Kenyanstar:
90% of your infrastructure is done by the federal govt... The 10% of the other states money are recurrent budget mostly paying workers .
Lagos state has a population 21m- budget 2.7B dollars
Nairobi has a population of 3m- budget 321m dollars.
The budget estimates by Nigerian States are never met & reasons why the federal govt always comes to the rescue of them due to ballooning debt. The poor collection of revenue & misappropriation of monies is a factor that tarnishes Nigerian grossly ex age rated states budgets.

You are wrong

Less than 10% of any state Infrastructure is done by the FG except FCT, Abuja

Give us link to show that Lagos population is 21million either from our census or any other data

Don't go around looking foolish

mtisTheQubit:
Same bridge...

The first is the Admiralty- Alexander bridge(or lekki-ikoyi bridge) it's the symbol of Lagos as the Eiffel Tower is for Paris

The other is the third mainland bridge(3MB)

You are far too dumb

rvp20182:
Maybe you don't need federal government coz 25b dollars is pretty useless..and this your biggest federal budget.Just disband your federal government.I mean a modern army alone with your workforce need 10b dollars annually.But here Boko Haram are giving your underfunded army an hidding in 3 states

Mention the 3 states

My problem with you is that you are very ignorant and yet you claim to be knowledgeable

You want to calculate GDP(National income accounting) but you don't know the basic accounting equation

You said Nigerian has 2 tiers of government yet even a lunatic knows we have 3

You said our total budget is Federal minus state when state budget alone is more than Federal that leaves us with a negative budget

You said jumia is Not a Nigerian firm simply because they dominate your online retail and and of course your real estate with at least 90% market share when they are headquartered in ikeja,Lagos state

You said one of your Indian master is reacher than Dangote when he is infact reacher than all Kenyans combined

You hate Nigerians yet Nigerian music dominates your country

You hate Nigerians yet pidgin English is gaining grounds in your country

Nigerians are bad and only Good @ evil yet we are projected to dominate your universities in the near future, in other words we would produce @ least 40% of Kenyan employable graduate

You are more technologically advanced than 9ja yet you come to our Nairaland to tell us that

You are all addicted to Nigeria and Nairaland (at least we Nigerians get information about our country here and only branch here to c ur foolishness), that explains why you have been on a Nigerian site for years spewing your hatred


You are busy hating on fellow Africans, Tz,9ja,RSA while your neighbours leapfrog past you(Ethiopia has the largest economy and military in your region while Tz is always growing faster than you) no wonder you hate kazikazi

Jonraid:
When the governor of Mombasa called up the governor of Nairobi at his office at CITY HALL!

In Nigeria,this two men would probably be old at their sixties!

Aunty Amaka if you keep mentioning 9ja for post that doesn't concern her. That my biatch is called inferiority complex

Jonraid:
Kenyanstar

So you were in Nairaland since 2009? I like it how you use their posts to beat them in this thread!

Why are you not on a Kenyan forum yet you are the better one

Jonraid:
South Africa

revenues: $92.38 billion
expenditures: $103.3 billion (2017 est.)

Angola

revenues: $35.59 billion
expenditures: $44.64 billion (2017 est.)

Egypt

revenues: $37.63 billion
expenditures: $58.55 billion (2017 est.)

Algeria

revenues: $52.08 billion
expenditures: $70.74 billion (2017 est

Kenya

revenues: $15.43 billion
expenditures: $24.59 billion (2017 est.)

Ethiopia

revenues: $12.11 billion
expenditures: $14.63 billion (2017 est.)

Nigeria

revenues: $13.97 billion
expenditures: $22.15 billion (2017 est.)

But Nigeria's budget is 70b. Give us a break!

https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2221rank.html

The same CIA that said Hausa are more than Yoruba and igbo combined. Lol

Sorry we don't take them serious in 9ja

rvp20182:
Slowly your 2018 unrealistic budgets are at best ..both Federal & States are 40B compared to Kenya national & state realistic budget of 33-35B.You cannot finance both state and federal budget because they are just kamikaze acts by your gov.As a reminder to get to Kenya level you need total budget 4 times our.To get to South Africa you federal budget alone need to be 120B dollars.Dont wonder why Nigeria is poor..it's in that miniature budget funded by Oil and nothing more.

Nigeria has three tiers of government


Federal Government

State Government (36+1(Abuja))

774 Local government (with a total budget of nothing less than 2trillion)

eitsei:
maybe you are the sick one.... it's school of earth and Mineral Science

It even gets worse

Hold the dullard to Ransom

[quote author=Toblesh post=73277823][/quote]Why do I feel like this picture was taken in red brick, unilag

Awoo88:
45 ke?! When I was there, it was less than 25! Seet 5. Saat 5, set with the largest department of about 10 or so. School of earth has 5. The school having QSV, Estate etc have 5

School of earth?

You guys are really sick over there

zerozz:
not true. those schools are more populated yet they produce maximum 50 first class per session. Im a graduate of one of those.
maybe if I studied in FUTA I would have graduated with first class upper lol

Don't say rubbish. Unilag produces a minimum of 150 First Class student per session

TonyeBarcanista:
Udom is working

Zombie pussy boy

After you created a thread that put Nigeria in perpetual ridicule and now you are some sought of hired cheerleader