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Travel › Re: Passengers Die In A Fatal Accident In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by Darkchocolate(f): 11:37pm On Apr 24, 2017

liposuction123:
terrible. Nigeria is one of the deadliest countries on earth. imagine. .. If you don't die from herdsmen it's gonna be accident and if not that it's electric pole or witching. I'm tired of this zoo. I wish I could go to Australia as a refugee self.

I tire oooo

Travel › Re: Passengers Die In A Fatal Accident In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by Darkchocolate(f): 11:34pm On Apr 24, 2017

Foxyn:
so the power only manifest when we speak or type bad about our future abi?

ever since I've been saying "I will be a billionaire, I will be a billionaire"

why didn't this power you talking of manifest?

or na only bad bad tinz E dey respond to?

I have thought of that too ooo undecided

and it applies to both probably. Just that people remember the negative more than the positive words spoken!!! No vex Jaree!! !~~Speak~~ type away! cheesy

Travel › Re: Passengers Die In A Fatal Accident In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by Darkchocolate(f): 11:32pm On Apr 24, 2017

RobbStark:
There is something really wrong with this country.

News of road accidents is too much.
RIP to the dead.

Abi ooo.. .Bad Roads, poorly trained drivers on the road, lack of emergency services, inadequate traffic policing, poorly enforced traffic laws.. .all these culminate in deadly accidents!!!

Hey Robb Stark, aren't you supposed to be dead? huh

Travel › Re: Passengers Die In A Fatal Accident In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by Darkchocolate(f): 11:29pm On Apr 24, 2017

Dwhyte:
NAwa..today will b ondo, tomorrow will b after okene...wetin seffis dia still minister of transport in naija FRSC kukuma ,na wa

I shouldn't laugh but this is too Damn funny cheesy

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Travel › Re: Passengers Die In A Fatal Accident In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by Darkchocolate(f): 11:28pm On Apr 24, 2017

mechanics:
Accident accident, i just dont know where the drivers are rushing to.

Probably rushing to pick up the next Batch.. .time is money! embarassed

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Travel › Re: Passengers Die In A Fatal Accident In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by Darkchocolate(f): 11:27pm On Apr 24, 2017

RaptorX:
Why is there no dedicated emergency service in Nigeria , every accident scene it's always fellow travellers that will be carrying seriously wounded victims helter skelter. How many people have died but would have survived because of this, why you will never see me type Rip when this politicians kick the bucket, fvck all of them.

Travel › Re: Passengers Die In A Fatal Accident In Ondo (Graphic Photos) by Darkchocolate(f): 11:27pm On Apr 24, 2017

Foxyn:
nawa o.. the rate at which people die in accidents these days.

I'm even scared of driving my own car self

not to talk of flying

that one na pacific ocean I go see myself

Careful...there's power in ~~spoken~~ typed words! lipsrsealed

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 11:21pm On Apr 24, 2017

chicucumber:
pls I'm over the age limit for service but still want to serve, how do I go about it?

If you finished your first degree whilst still within the age limit then you can serve even if you are over the age now. However if you finished everything over over then I no sabi again huh

But why would you want to stress yourself naaa...

I must admit, NYSC can give people a soft landing sha especially with the allowance...especially to those who might not have had anything to do for that year.

Goodluck Mister!

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 11:18pm On Apr 24, 2017

Just passing ... grin

Celebrities › Re: Oge Okoye Pictured With Her Mom And Kids by Darkchocolate(f): 6:25pm On Apr 16, 2017

fr3do:
Alright! Since she is in the picture, I can be sure they are not someone else's mum and kids.

Buhahaha

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 10:32am On Dec 08, 2016

warmachine:
As a pilot hu intends to join the air force...do I need to serve or can be granted an exemption letter...piloting requires licenses no degree or diploma

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Well...if You are in the military, you can get an exemption. You aren't there yet so probably can't get it yet. You just have to hang on until you actually enlist, I guess. FYI - Military men are so sexy wink

Good luck dear

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:38pm On Nov 11, 2016

abiodunalasa:
Another thing...

Pls what type of passport backgroud(s) do we need in camp...and like how many copies ?

Cc
Darkchocolate
Adesuwag
Et al

I think it's Red ooo. Can't even remember sef. I'm sure others will assist.

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:37pm On Nov 11, 2016

Funkeadeoye:
Date says 21st and camp is 24th, so yeah it causes for worry.

I hope you are right, thanks!

To avoid any doubt, take a trip to your nearest nySc secretariat and find out. Or ask Adesuwag.

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:32pm On Nov 11, 2016

abiodunalasa:
Guys pls help !!!

Everyone here keeps saying White rubber shoes are the best in camp, but then me and mum have comb Oshodi market and we couldnt find my size. I use size 45 upward.

E gba mi ooooo...the leg tire me

Don't panic Dear...they will have your size in Mammi Market if you can't find it outside. Even if they don't on first check, you can place a special order and they will bring it within a couple of days...probably for an extra cost! Those shoes are totally worth it especially for muddy places. But use your normal trainers for PT if you want to protect your poor feet from high impact activities. Just wear rubbers for everyday waka about! Thank me later wink

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 11:53pm On Nov 10, 2016

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 11:48pm On Nov 10, 2016

Antonita:
Will one stil be allowed in to d camp after two days of opening. For example if it opens on 20th, will one stil be allowed in on 22nd? Thanks

You will be pushing it...literally tipping on the edge. So don't even attempt it. Don't!!! Go the day everyone else is going. You signed up for NYSC so you have to give them your life for 1 year starting from the first date of camp.

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:52pm On Nov 09, 2016

Dearest Yokiti,

How have you been? It has been a long minute....I have missed you terribly. undecided

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:50pm On Nov 09, 2016

Adesuwag:
hahaha....I'm very friendly and helpful too. So, I was not amongst them. Besides, won't tell the state I was then/now. You know I'd to keep it low key.

Ok Mr Secret Service. cry

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:32pm On Nov 09, 2016

Adesuwag:
some would definitely get to meet me in camp without knowing. I love it this way.

Oh dear...They definitely will. You going onto Lagos Camp? When did you serve? I wondered if you were one of the ICT guys in my batch. Those guys were not helpful at all! angry

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:28pm On Nov 09, 2016

Adesuwag:
I'm in the system now. I work with the ICT Department.

Ah hah...No wonder...I knew there was something "insider-ish" about you. cheesy

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:19pm On Nov 09, 2016

Let me sef ask my own question.

I have been getting tons of emails but have no idea how to access them. Those folks must think I am ignoring them cry

...Can somebody help me pleaseeeeee....

Before I miss a message from my future husband embarassed

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:15pm On Nov 09, 2016

Adesuwag:
there was nothing like online registration during my time

Naaa...I mean from blogs and nairaland, etc...everyone writing their own two cents.

I had to do online registration ooo...and then a physical interview/verification at Abuja (had to be Abuja...smh)...and then wait for camp a month later.

Long process angry

but quite straightforward.

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:13pm On Nov 09, 2016

Dindook:
Like how many bro

You dont seem to be confident in the answers LogoDWhiz and Adesuwag have given you regarding copies to take. embarassed

Hunny, dont panic ok huh

They have copiers in camp if you run out. I am sure you dont need 10 though. If you are feeling weird about it, just take a max of 5 copies. You can always keep a couple of copies for memories. wink

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NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:08pm On Nov 09, 2016

Adesuwag:
you are lucky. During my time, I took 30 copies each and 30 passport photographs too. I was just wondering why I was given a very wrong information by my school. We live and we learn.

School ke...I found out all my information online oooo...I swear I might as well have carried a photocopying machine along with me the way they were going. They also made it sound like a do or die affair if you ever ran out of copies. No body mentioned that there were photocopiers in mammi market and that the costs were very reasonable. A bunch of Scare mongers! huh

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 9:04pm On Nov 09, 2016

fargon:
I'm a foreign student, i lost my school ID card and i'm through with my nysc registration online. I've print the slip which means i'm going to camp soon. Right now i'm at home (in my country) and my school is very far from here. What should i do, can i swear affidavit? or should i report to the nearest police station to get police report. cos i actually lost my wallet and my id card, atm card and my big money #1800 all inside the wallet. I will specially honor your answers. thanks ya'll

Hey Foreign Student

To be honest, no one asked me for my school ID. All they asked for were my passports and Degree Certificate. The process might have changed now but I very much doubt it. Make sure you have your passport that contains your study visa etc, Bsc certificate, statement of result, etc...But I had to do physical verification in Abuja at the time (compulsory for foreign graduates). Not sure what the procedure is now. If it makes you feel better, you can get a police report and an affidavit just to be on the safe side. Better to have it than not.

Sorry about the N1,800. Dont worry. You'll get your first allowance during the second week so that should cheer your up grin

Goodluck.

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 8:58pm On Nov 09, 2016

Adesuwag:
that's quite much.

:DI remember making like 10-20 copies of everything and carrying it around on registration day. As you know, paper weighs a ton, so it was not very comfortable on top of that...rain was now falling like no man's business. In the end, I only used about 2 or 3 copies. Chai, the thing pained me shaaa.

Lmao grin

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 8:54pm On Nov 09, 2016

cutiem:
pls,I want to know..is it compulsory for d place u serve to giv u accommodation.. cos I heard som places don't make provision for dat

Well...According to NYSC, your PPA is meant to provide you with accommodation or a suitable allowance to find said accommodation. Unfortunately, not many places will provide you with place to lay your head and they will still pay you peanuts. They are often not held accountable.

So the best thing to do is to seek out one of those Christian/Catholic Fellowship Houses. They offer very cheap accommodation to those that really need it or their members. They also get pretty filled up quickly so suck up to them whilst in camp. However, be sure to ask your PPA if they can consider providing you with accommodation, especially if it is a school! No harm in asking!!!

Find/Make friends that you can possibly rent an accommodation with later on after camp. Believe it or not, majority of people are probably in the same boat as you and would be quite willing to share especially if you are a pleasant person. So be nice!!!

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 1:01pm On Oct 26, 2016

Praizo2:
. must it be short sleeve?

Yep. Unless for religious or medical reasons (backed up by evidence)

NYSC › Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(op): 12:59pm On Oct 26, 2016

LivinaPatrick:
Pls is Darkchocolate still here or d assistance

I'm always here Baby!

Food › Re: Food For Thought!!!! Did You Know!!! by Darkchocolate(f): 9:59pm On Jul 27, 2016

3rdlegxxx:
Enjoy...

some people come into our lives, to help us realize our worth.

We get attached to temporary things, then wonder why our happiness never lasts.

Be kind. You just never know what someone is going through.

With a negative mindset you only see negative things happen, yet positive things happen all the time. Alter your state of mind to see them.

Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly on the path to the best things that will ever happen to us.

You can't take responsibility for other people's behaviors. You can't make people grow. You can't change people. Just allow them to learn.

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I see you Boo. Thanks for blessing me with your inspirational extracts!!!

kiss

Celebrities › Re: Ani Iyoho Burnt In Fire Stunt Gone Wrong While On Set (Graphic Pics, Video) by Darkchocolate(f): 5:46pm On Jul 27, 2016

Why do I get the feeling that this is not real. I don't think this is how a real fire victim looks. For burns that appear that extreme...there are no blisters or white skin, ...more like contusions.... and where did he get the cuts on his chest area from?! Also His eyelids look untouched ..

I wish him a quick recovery if this is real sha.

And the person shouting "get the fire extinguisher" is carrying a camera and taking pictures... Seriously huh

Travel › Re: How Do I Pay For International Flights Tickets? by Darkchocolate(f): 10:32pm On Jul 18, 2016

smithsydny:
after booking online. can I go to any of the banks and do my transaction or the airline office?

help please...

You would normally get some sort of reference number to enable you pay in a bank. You could also get their account number and bank designations to help you pay online via ebanking or in person, you can use your naira MasterCard or you can use PayPal (if the option is there).

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