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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 7:32pm On Oct 19, 2015
MistarT:
Darkchocolate don't worry your thread is safe, you've tried a lot.

smiley cheesy yayy
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 9:23pm On Oct 18, 2015
Sanchase:
Is there any 5 Star hotel around camps where corp members can lodge for good times wink

Why waste your money on 5star when you can use the 1star bushes in camp.

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 9:22pm On Oct 18, 2015
Abdul4trust1:
Hmmm!

You and MistarT want to derail this fine thread abi angry
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 7:54am On Oct 18, 2015
HerRoyalFlyness:
Thanks DC, you're doing a great job here. Pls I'm curious, while you were in camp, was there any issue of soldiers molesting or sexually harassing anyone? undecided

They might flirt with you etc etc and will only do that if you give them the green light I.e. if you keep smiling at them in a seductive way lol, eyeing them, or going to them whilst they are sat in mammi market, or maybe you are really pretty and just can't help it. If you bone them, I'm sure they ll respect themselves. But there s a thin line between being flirty and being nice and friendly to them (its always good to have a soldier or two on your side). Don't cross the line! Respect yourself! Finish camp and leave with your dignity intact.

BTW...I have never heard of soldiers rapiing anyone. I have heard of consensual sexual relations though.... Which they shouldn't be doing cos they are in a position of trust. Its like a teacher shagging his/her students. Hence I said earlier...be nice to them but "face your work".

Oh...and if you must 'make friends' with a soldier...go for the camp commandant or the top ones... Don't go and start eyeing the 'barely there' ones Ooo...

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 3:26pm On Oct 17, 2015
jamesayi:
IF U HAVE MINOR ISSUES LIKE DATE, MONTH AND YEAR OF BIRTH, WRONG NAME, COURSE ERROR ETC. DONT WORRY, THERE IS A FORM GIVEN AT THE CAMP TO ENABLE U MK CORRECTIONS.

Thank you for helping smiley
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 7:48pm On Oct 15, 2015
intswagga:
Hello Goodmorning., I would like to ask a question...
Foreign graduates who cant get the evaluation letter needed for Camp by the ministry of Education will he/she still be mobilized. .??

I don't know what an evaluation form is. I didn't have to obtain any such thing. Stick to the the requirements stated on the nysc website. If you don't have it, go to your nearest secretariat and ask then whether you can go ahead without it.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 7:47pm On Oct 15, 2015
walad4yhu:
DC, my sister is planning on frying chickens for me.

My question is that, what kind of container will I use to take it to camp?

Use a cooler.

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 7:46pm On Oct 15, 2015
whodohgeepee:
A splendid job yhu doing here DC! Please, would we be allowed in camp a day before 28th or we should rather go on d set date? Thanks as yhu reply! God bless!

Camp will be open to receive you a day before the start date. They do this to accommodate people travelling from long distances.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 7:45pm On Oct 15, 2015
ubizle:
@Darkchocolate. Please, are breakable plates allowed in camp or ceramics

I did mention before that no glass or breakables or metal forks/knives are allowed
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 7:44pm On Oct 15, 2015
Abdul4trust1:
Is snooker game part of the games in camp?

Yes...we had a snooker table in camp
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 8:48pm On Oct 14, 2015
disserious:


Whao, you are really a blessing to me - all my friends that are already through with their service refused to be of help, they are all busy with their respective lives. I dont blame them sha.

I really did took my time to read through the tread, and saw some epic answers to their respective questions, mehn you are a jeeNius.

Was first surprised, but knowing you are a Lawyer makes me dust that off, and with the way you handled all questions professionally, I cannot but help to know more about you (Social Engineering). Pls dont blame me sha!

BTW, that group on fb, are you the creator? Just asking anyway! About those blogs, you writes better and pls maybe one day you will tell me about that person you made to cry, hope he/she has stopped crying? Those pix of yours looks beautiful, would have comment more than that but someone did said you are a C-NeOR sitizen grin

What do I have to appreciate your effort/s now, I dont want to be an ingrate -- If you dont mind, lemme design your blog for free, using your own domain name. You can check whoGOhost for any plan you want, just give me the cpanel and I will do all the importing from .

I have a question, will i be allowed to take my cat with me to camp?? shocked tongue


Why not...people take their camels with them.

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 8:45pm On Oct 14, 2015
durella32:
Mehn dis thread mad gohhn...my questions are 1.where can i get drugs in camp.....i mean high...answers are welcome....pls i nid d answer

You can get high outside but be prepared to carry your load with you and not return. Decamping straight after you are tried in the camp court! smiley

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 8:42pm On Oct 14, 2015
mymoneygrows:


DC, 1. are married women camping too even when they are serving in the same state?
2. if yes, im i to resume camp with my bags on the 28th Oct?
3. Nysc said pregnant women are not allowed in the camp, does it mean you wont serve?
4. i am presently working, how can i influence my posting to my place of work?

tanx.

1. Everyone camps expect pregnant, nursing women, or with serious medical condition. We had blind people in our camp so marriage is no excuse.
2. You go to camp on the date stated on your call up letter
3. Pregnant women serve ...they just don't camp. They will still have to go to camp to register, get their uniforms etc...and will be given the timetable and dates to come back for swearing in, swearing out, allowance collection, etc.
4. Ask your work if they can give you a letter of requesting you to be posted there. Then wait (or ask) to be rejected from where you are posted, they give nysc the letter from your company. If you already have connections, then do it whilst in camp.

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 8:20pm On Oct 12, 2015
yommie10:
Pls ar dre atm machines in d camps?

There should be if your camp is in a city type town. I can't speak for you if you are in a remote area though.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 8:18pm On Oct 12, 2015
Soyedele1:
Me sef go ask questions ooo lol.

Assuming I got admitted into a masters program abroad and I'm to resume for studies in September and I'm not yet through with service or having few weeks to complete service, will NYSC allow me to go?

Thanks

This september that is past or the one coming? grin lol.
You can speak to your LGI and ask them if it is possible for them to collect your certificate for you.

Alternatively, you can go to uni a couple of weeks late. Universities abroad are usually understanding if you have to defer your start date for a couple of week. Its week is normally freshers week anyways.

Goodluck.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 6:25am On Oct 12, 2015
Sketch007:
Really educative. Did learn a few but still couldn't help laughing at some questions and answers.. Thumbs up OP . Beautiful morning and a nice day ahead to all..

grin cheesy
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 6:13pm On Oct 11, 2015
roczy:


Thanks... so how wud I join the band group?

Ask about them and join them
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 6:11pm On Oct 11, 2015
Akeema14:
May Almighty God reward you abundantly for all ur effort in providing solutions to questions from we awaiting corpers. Thanks a lot. God bless.. (Amen).


My question goes thus:
1) if I want to write my Call up Number on my white Shirt and knicker.... Wat is the best place?

2) Can we sign the green paper at home or when we arrive at camp?

3) I am an electrical engineering student... Pls is there any group that is related to my field of study in camp?

4) is "Gari" allow in camp... Asin hope they won't reject it at the camp gate.... Becos I rely on this.

5) I heard they will give us condom in camp... How true is this? .... Will they allow it In at the gate if I take along

6) the camp food... How rich is it... Can someone depend solely on this to survive? Though I will take like 15k - 20k.


Thank you. God bless you too.

1. Already answered
2. Not sure what that is.
3. I'm not sure. Perhaps an engineer in OBS
4. Yes...
5. Yes the HIV people will. I am worried though that you are going to camp to have sex3!!! Ridiculous
6. Already answered

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 6:07pm On Oct 11, 2015
shena:


unofficially who can i meet in the camp that can help me out with the process

No idea Missy!
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 12:32pm On Oct 11, 2015
roczy:
I studied civil Engineering and would like to join the band group in camp. How would I join the group, and would it affect my ppa? What are the likely ppa

I don't know what your ppa would be. I wish I was psychic. Your group does not affect your ppa. And yes, you can join the Band.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 12:31pm On Oct 11, 2015
CharlesTM3:
Please,must the waist bag be white in colour or any colour will do?

This has already been answered several times smiley
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 12:30pm On Oct 11, 2015
Barbienice:
happy weekend & tnx for creating this thread.

Thank you
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 10:07pm On Oct 10, 2015
ENIGMA24:
I heard there is a policy that makes NYSC compulsory before anyother academic pursuit.
For example I must serve before pursuing a masters degree how true is this pls?

Not compulsory if you are doing masters outside nigeria.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 9:15pm On Oct 10, 2015
goldenone:
Op some guy like that advised not to start using our kits to avoid parade for the first three days, will that affect joining groups? Also which cds group is the best so i can start preparing! thanksssss

I don't think the soldiers will let you stay a whole 3 days without wearing your kit. They will make you match in mufti. You can join groups as long as you ve been sworn in as a corps member...kit or no kit. But I doubt you ll be kitless by the swearing in day.

2nd question has been answered. Check page 1
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 9:13pm On Oct 10, 2015
Chrisilo:
@OP, I don show again... pls is dia room for guys to visit gals & vice versa in camp(hostel). If yes what time to what time....cos I wouldnt mind cratching wit my.... grin
Secondly, must one always be on white like angels dat he/she is not... gringringringrin
Even when sleeping or hanging out after the days drain at Mami mkt?
Thanks & pls manage this kiss grin

1. No visiting room for girls and boys angry

2. Even the devil was once an angel...

Lerraa smiley

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 9:11pm On Oct 10, 2015
shena:
pls would like to know if this is true heard from a friend that if u were posted to a school in your PPA you can tell the school to reject you and take an acceptance letter from a company in that state to Nysc office for them to repost you to the company. pls how true is this

Officially no...you shouldn't do that!
Unofficially ...yes, you can do that. But some people might refuse to reject you wink

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 11:10am On Oct 10, 2015
Barbienice:
Op,is it advisable to take power bank along to camp?

It seems the good folks here have already beat me to the answer. Thanks for helping out guys!

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 11:09am On Oct 10, 2015
Donpizzle:
Op, I tried login to my dashboard on nysc today buh it shows invalid password and username. But I acessd it smetym ago Nd it opened. What could b d problem...

I'm as puzzled as you are. No idea. Maybe ask them on the nysc portal? undecided
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 11:07am On Oct 10, 2015
kam4r:
*sigh* Perhaps Your Camp Didnt Do The whole costume Day Thing , reason for that reply ... But Thanx anyway

Hence I said I'm not aware of any costume day. There are drama competitions were people wear costumes but how will you know the theme of the drama now. What if you go with trad and the drama centres around hospitals? Each camp is different.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 9:33pm On Oct 09, 2015
BALLOSKI:
grin grin grin
Why is my one and only question getting funny answers from you and darkchoco? grin

Because they are funny in a non-funny way undecided cool
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 9:32pm On Oct 09, 2015
bemagnify:
Pls wch institution a law graduate is most likely posted to..

Did law students have special treatments...


Pls kindly Ansa me.. Man in skirt(hop u know wot I mean) lolz

Ministry of Justice, maybe...or you could go teach government or English grin

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by Darkchocolate(f): 9:30pm On Oct 09, 2015
gallery0519:
Pls I have a question........can we put on white v_neck polo or it must be round neck....DARKCHOCOLATE..tnx

Already answered. Since I ve already started typing...

Either is fine as long as your boobs and cleavage aren't hanging out

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